#Scratchyemporium

[splatoongamefiles]

dont you think its fucked up that all the side order enemies's eyes resemble 8 balls from octo expansion

does nintendo know the pain

nintendo absolutely knows the pain. on the first infinity ball level pearl straight up said "not these things again" like they knew they gave us pain. i wish they would give us more ngl booo they cant fall off the side wheres the fun. i want it to be a panicking nightmare every time a lento goes near a ball

#ask #scratchyemporium

[adventuresofsnake]

i'm so glad i found this blog because it's so sweet for literally no reason

it makes me want to buy my own snake figurine and go on adventures with it

I say this with 100% sincerity: DO IT.

Really. I've been doing this (admittedly, on and off) for eleven years now, and it has always been a positive experience for me.

Starting a new class in college? Ended up at a party where I didn't know anyone? Landed my first Adult Job where I flew to Napa Valley to help ghostwrite a book with a rich weirdo? Spending time with my future in-laws? Or a more recent example - running a marathon?

Snake to the rescue.

People get excited about him, even when I'm not taking photos. Sometimes he's just poking out of my purse and people say "oh my god I love your little guy!"

And, you know, sometimes I'm just sad and sour and shit feels dark. But I still put him in my purse and take him on my 🎶 stupid mental health walks 🎶 even if I don't take a single photo.

That's why he's got his own house with four breakfasts.

So really, I hope you do. And if you take photos, I hope you tag me in them. But I swear, even if you never take a single picture, there really is something buoyant about bringing a little dude out into the world with you, and deciding that it's an adventure.

#This is a blog about the power of friendship #Long time followers know! #the adventures of solid snake #solid snake #snake mail #Scratchyemporium

[rad-hound]

i just realized what your name was backwards 😭

dnuoh-xof -> fox-hound...

I know, I'm just so brilliant and funny. You can applaud and / or laugh now.

#text #rambles #ask #scratchyemporium #metal gear #mgs #metal gear solid #mgs3 #metal gear solid 3: snake eater #mgsv #metal gear solid v: the phantom pain #(Hilarity! Laugh! Laugh!) #(I wanted to be clever.)

[realest-slenderman]

@scratchyemporium collect my pages

[turquoisetuber]

that wonderful wonderful vibe of just LOATHING a motherfucker so much you are ripping them to shreds with your teeth

@scratchyemporium knows who this is about

#BTW THIS IS NOT ABOUT A REAL HUMAN PERSON #I DO NOT LOATHE ANY REAL PPL LIKE THAT

[honeyhayandrazors]

"Sweet like honey, sharp like razors, all bundled together like haybales."

hi! i'm Hayden. welcome to "honeyhayandrazors", my blog of selfshipping!

--- the basics:

i'm seventeen years old (nsfw artists/adults looking for a date DNI!) and i am trans/demiboy (ftm, he/they [TERFS DNI!]). i am also panromantic and polyromantic (i am taken by two lovely people outside of my f/os! homophobes DNI!).

i am an artist and writer, but i barely write. maybe i'll work on something this summer. i am open to drawing art for others for completely free!

i have two main f/os; bumblebee from transformers (specifically the bee from the knightverse reboot films) and raiden from metal gear (specifically from the metal gear rising game, however i will talk about the other games. same for bumblebee with the bayverse films).

this blog is a sideblog of @scratchyemporium.

--- the gimmicks:

this blog will have a plethora of features, such as:

art and occasional fanfic posting. of course, all of my art will be child friendly!

an open ask box that can be answered by me, bee, or raiden!

🌾 - me speaking! || 🐝 - bumblebee speaking! || 🗡️ - raiden speaking!

on top of that, bee and raiden may make occasional posts on their own. of course, they're always open for requests, asks, and other stuff, and so am i (as long as it's appropriate)! please don't be afraid to send in something!

some polls and such on transformer and metal gear. most will be minor polls on those two fandoms, but some will be based on art or fanfic ideas!

gmod model posing photos and such!

many headcanons about the two, and maybe some deep dives into bumblebee and raiden's life!

#intro post #honeyhayandrazors #self shipping

[armed-saphire]

sacrificing myself for @scratchyemporium

#she (me) gave up her fucking life #splatoon #splatoon 3 #salmon run

[patchyworx]

@scratchyemporium Gurl... im sorry... but the brainrots are too strong...

[splatoongamefiles]

i've got another question

does the splat3 display amiibo stats? like, a list of the amiibos and their stats you have on record? if so, then could you see if theyre dropping any other amiibos for splatoon? id kill for a pearl drone or acht amiibo.

thanks a lot!!

nah. it's likely that amiibo data only get's added really close before, and AFTER a trailer comes out

#ask #scratchyemporium

[turquoisetuber]

ok i still havent watched rotb but do u think this is an optimus prime song https://youtu.be/YnBl5JaBYYY?si=_tAYxK1a6C-JgvGw

i. yeah i think so thats actually really him

i will get a second opinion from someone who's smarter than i am @scratchyemporium

[turquoisetuber]

in the main rp server me and the homies have: death!! destruction!! people are gonna fucking die!!!!

in the other rp server me and @scratchyemporium have: HUSBANDS!! BOYFRIENDS BEING WHOLESOME!! THERE IS NO DISASTER!!!!

#this came to me in a vision /j

[turquoisetuber]

me an @scratchyemporium debating who would va our sillies in a movie and

[patchyworx]

Only @scratchyemporium @turquoisetuber and @thememeablelifeofjames know the full context to this

The context everyone else gets is Minecraft, and that is all.

[turquoisetuber]

going fucking FERAL over the blorbos because theyre SO WHOLESOME goddammit i LOVE THEM

(@scratchyemporium you know who im talkin bout)

#blorbos

[patchyworx]

Hrngh... one of the posts i recently reblogged is making me wanna draw things.... hrnggh.... @scratchyemporium tell me to stop please, I need some sense.