#Santa Isn't Real

[useless-broken-child]

#you can't be a princess #you can't go to space #santa isn't real #easter bunny isn't real #tooth fairy isn't real #you can't be a child #they got rid of all my dreams before I was even 7 so i could be used as a puppet for them to live their dreams through #trauma #traumacore

[thenefilim]

Review - Santa Isn't Real (2023)

Santa Isn't Real will have you wishing the film wasn't real.

https://www.voicesfromthebalcony.com/2023/12/14/santa-isnt-real-2023-review/

#movie review #santa isn't real #voices from the balcony #horror movie #horror movies #slasher #holiday horror

[trixupmysleeves]

#writing #rants n rambles #santa isn't real #family trauma is cute

[royalsea-art]

Old Wounds 🔪🩸

#royalsea art #my art #DON'T TAG AS SANTA MUERTE #this isn't a depiction of any real religious figure #tw religion #religious imagery #i forgot to post this here hehe whoops

[beanghostprincess]

I think Doffy loves Christmas. Fucking loves it. Adores it. It's a holiday focused on families. And he'd try to make everything perfect for the Donquixote family but somehow, after Cora's death, everything always goes wrong and it's so overwhelming and stressful that he cancels the whole thing. And in the end, he just spends Christmas drinking and crying, missing his brother and hating himself.

#merry christmas or something #i mean it's not christmas anymore but holiday season #at least in spain it's still christmas until like the 7th #anyway look at doffy being all pathetic and realizing his actions have consequences #aka ending up all alone and depressed #i love him your honor he's the worst person in the whole world #but have you considered that he's really sad and the only reason why he's obsessed with found families is bc of trauma #but he's also an awful person and would kick kids' presents for fun on the street #he'd also tell them santa isn't real #one piece #donquixote doflamingo #donquixote rosinante #donquixote family #donquixote brothers

[bellamyroselia]

Probably one of the funniest Kid Icarus jokes I've ever come across had Pit asking if Santa was real, with Palutena's answer being "Not yet, (some Roman emperor who reigned between 80-270 CE) is still in charge" and I haven't been able to stop thinking of it ever since

#personal thoughts #kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #ki #kiu #pit #palutena #it was funny to me because of the historical value #the shorter reign mentioned emperor has the funnier it becomes #what happened in 80 ce: the colosseum was finished #what happened in 270 ce: saint nicholas was born #so in this case santa indeed isn't real *yet* #also liked how pit was actually validated in some form even if 'not yet' is a bit disapointing answer

[wilcze-kudly]

The lok writers didn't have Lin and Su reconcile earlier in their lives because they knew that Lin would just straight up DIE if she had to spend time with her niece and nephews (+kuvira) when they were kids

Like imagine her babysitting. Shed hate it but shes also secretly a softie for kids. The potential for comedy.

#they would swarm her like a pack of rabid animals #she panics and tells them that santa isn't real #tenzins kids almost took her out and there were only 3 of them #lin beifong #legend of korra #su beifong #opal beifong #baatar jr #wing & wei #wei beifong #wing beifong #huan beifong #kuvira

[transfemmes]

I think it's funny when I first learned that bitch tried to contact Station about me my mutual had to break the news on why he had beef with me

#💖 #to quote the mutual “It was like telling a kid Santa isn't real” #BOXUR NOT BARKING GOD

[agnesmontague]

this is the most amazing """critique""" of a poem i have ever read in my entire life. i literally cannot even be angry. this is the cinemasins sensibility taken to its logical endpoint. the crystalized essence of anti-metaphor anti-imagery brainpoisoning. the walking embodiment of the reddit persona. please, GoodIntroduction6344, lend me your brain. i too would like to see the world sometime as a rock does

#rambles #the poem is called ''please read'' by mary ruefle #the thing about poetry is that you don't have to understand it. some poems will not vibe with you. that's how it is #but bringing your shambling little remnants of 5th grader ''i just found out santa claus isn't real'' cynicism #and applying to-the-letter ''suspension of disbelief'' as if it's not patently obvious what poetic suspension demands of you... #incredible. this is the kind of remark wild horses couldn't drag out of me. god grant me the serenity to sound this stupid in public

[snackugaki]

hahahhahahahahahhhhahhhaa you know how in my last post I said I have insomnia and the impulse control of a local park’s naughty resident raccoon that digs in the dumpster at 4am?

that metaphorical raccoon also has rabies and has snorted a line of of the purest uncut cocaine and is currently the apex scavenger on the metaphorical continent

#literally all I have is blue pencil sketch comics on this goddamn blog #granted I have a few finished comic pages floating around SOMEWHERE #but I keep forgetting #1) who can fucking stop me #2)WHO on this blue hellsite and planet has any real power over me #not santa #not god #nay the power lieth not even in mine own mother nor father #also like I'm fuckin' 37 forreal no one can stop me #GIVE ME FUCKING SEASON THREE JERKS #MAKE THIS FANCOMIC SHITPOST CANON COWARDS #naw but for really reals I AM polishing this one comic #because my daughter deserves #actually let's be honest #GIVE US THE ORIGINALLY PLANNED SEASON TWO #THEN GIVE US SEASON THREE #givin the the batman vs turtles love #because they're great #no that isn't 12mikey #that's OG 87mikey #90s leo #90s mikey #07leo #07raph #bayDonnie because that motherfucker is 6'8" #and my childhood turtles barely top out at 5' #lolololollololol

[goldlightsaber]

it's the way they released that pathetic bit of smoke to be 'clouds' and kendall literally looked like a kid who got a stuffed toy instead of the real-life unicorn he was expecting on his birthday

#jeremy strong the performer you are #he's so good at looking like a kid who was just told santa isn't real #succession spoilers #succession #text

[kylejsugarman]

love how the entire breaking bad fandom has just sort of silently and collectively agreed that jesse still believes in santa

#syd squeaks #still waiting to see that 'yo mr white what did u ask for?' 'Jesse dont be ridiculous santa isn't real' meme on my timeline #breaking bad #jesse pinkman #its for the laughs obviously but its SO funny

[the-hoziest]

buck has some reallll attachment issues. its pretty bad. send help

#911 fox #I KNOW BC I HAVE THEM TOO 😭 #he's so relatable #even accidentally telling kids Santa isn't real bc his last braincell left the building #that's a mood

[journey-to-the-attic]

Would IK find a way to show the brothers the Barbie movie? I feel like such a life-changing movie (my friends' words lol) would be at the top of the list for things to show them (partially for its genuinely beautiful message and partially so she and Solomon could troll them about whether or not Barbie Land exists)

definitely! more than that, she and solomon would figure out a way to get them all to the human world (and convince them all to wear pink) to watch it in cinema

i wish i had more to say on the matter but unfortunately i still haven't gotten around to seeing the movie myself... though i will say asmo probably has the absolute TIME of his LIFE

#when they eventually tell the others that the movie isn't actually based on real events it's like kids finding out santa isn't real #answering asks #sevenofreds

[man049]

Why does the creator of Doctor Who have almost the same fit as the eleventh doctor in this pic

#like father like son #I've also discovered he wasn't british and it kinda felt like discovering santa claus isn't real #doctor who #the eleventh doctor #nuwho

[voidsentprinces]

Alisaie: Worry not my friend we shall stand against the darkness of Meteion's despair. Meteion: You pointlessly struggle. Your end is inevitable. Every star I visited has come to the same conclusion. Would it not be easier for a peaceful death? Alisaie: Never. We will never accept it. Plus my brother now has Phlegma in his possession. Meteion: What is this phlegma-- Alphinaud: PHLEGMA BALLS! Alisaie: GOT EM!

#{ finding out the blooming onion sucks is like finding out Santa Claus isn't real }