Because tumblr doesn’t let me make more than 12 options on a poll, other notable Santas in the fuckability contest include:
Miracle on 34th street Santa, Christmas Story Mall Santa, Rudolf Santa, and Christmas Chronicles Santa
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HOTTEST SANTA SEMI-FINAL
MATCHUP:
Christmas Chronicles (Kurt Russel) VS. Rise of The Guardians (Alec Baldwin)
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Saint Nicholas is also the patron saint of prostitutes. So Santa accepts you being a hoe hoe hoe😏
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Crack theory: macready survives the thing and becomes Santa Claus
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"He's played by Kurt Russell and is so weirdly attractive and charming. He's big and confident and funny and good with kids. And did I also mention he's hot?"
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thinking about how we don't give eustace nearly enough credit for his initial reaction to coming to narnia — like the crew shits on him for being grouchy on the dawn treader but imagine if his first trip to narnia happened along with the pevensies' first trip and he didn't stick up for jadis's bullshit (aunt letty style)
jadis, attempting to appear threatening: you, son of adam, will face the wrath of my-
eustace: don't address me are you crazy?
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bro there is NO CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES X READER ON TUMBLR WHAT THE HECK?????
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The Christmas Chronicles parallels with other Chicago movies
The bulk of The Christmas Chronicles takes place in Chicago, and I love all the references it makes to famous 80s and 90s movies that also take place in Chicagoland!
The Home Alone booby traps:*
The Ferris Bueller's Day Off car jump:
The Adventures in Babysitting innocent teenager getting kidnapped and taken to a garage o' thieves:
The Blues Brothers prison concert:
The Santa Clause police interrogation:
*There are also some additional, more subtle nods to Home Alone. The heartfelt one-on-one discussion about personal failings at the big church with Christmas hymns playing in the background. The boy who asks Santa to see his lost family member(s) again, goes to the tree excited for this gift, thinks Santa hasn't delivered this gift, is crestfallen, and then suddenly the lost family member(s) appears and they get to connect with them again.
The Christmas Chronicles was produced by Chris Columbus, the director of Home Alone and Adventures in Babysitting, so I can see where some of the fascination with Chicago movies comes from. I figure the screenwriter must be into Chicago movies too, though!
Did I miss any other Chicago movie references?
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