#STOP PLAYING THE GAME SO BADLY

[pipcrystal]

brainstorm out of nowhere: the reason asherah lets god get away with so much shit is because she might have made a world before this one that she ran solo (like he does with this one) while he backseat drove like (she does with this one). this world that lucifer and lilith are in is all god's playground.

#she still has her world it just reached a perfect peak where she could depart and leave it with her folk in charge who can call her back #should things go topsy turvy but that hasn't happened yet #your turn :) #god: *FIRE AND CHAOS* #surprisedpikachu.png #STOP PLAYING THE GAME SO BADLY #i'm doing great. #YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG #i'm doing amazing. #not set in stone just an Idea(tm)

[monochromeblend]

fluorescent shrimp

#i wanted to draw the evolver gun but i couldn't find any refs with a good angle #normal gun will have to do #in any case i wanted to draw this like 2 weeks ago when i started playing the first game #but then i couldn't stop playing it and ended up finishing it at 1 am last saturday #and then i tried to sleep right after but i couldn't bc i wanted to play nirvana initiative so badly #so then i stayed up from then on until sunrise playing the second game #just beat it the other day #didn't like it as much as the first game but i still really enjoyed it #also this marks the second year in a row where i become obsessed with a duology of visual novels and play them in under two weeks #(last year was dgs) #my grades briefly plummeted as a result but they're ok now lol #ai the somnium files #aitsf #aiba #my art

[whoredmode]

i hate sriv so much it’s unreal

#sorry sometimes i need to be a hater for a minute #i love my friends who love it and i understand why so many people love it but this game makes me see red #i’ve never in my life ever shut off a game mid-mission bc the dialogue/writing was so unbelievably bad i just had to stop playing #again even tho the reboot’s writing was bad it had the advantage of new characters— #—and not characters i’ve gotten to watch develop and care for over several games #it makes a world of difference if i’m watching new characters i don’t know be badly written VS returning faves be badly written #i’ve very purposefully held myself back when talking about it bc i know a lot of ppl love it #but do not underestimate my ability to tear this game apart

[crunchchute]

"im gonna play more HW to get ready for HW2"

me playing HW:

#just copied this from my twitter #i shouldnt even post it over there its a dead zone for real #this is my city now #(well minus furry art) #i went to play at around 3pm its 4 and i havent played a singular level i was only fucking around in the hub #i cleaned out my room so theres much more space now so i was trying it out how far i can walk and stuff. #i can walk past the desk and the counter and behind glitchtrap (yes i poked his tail im sorry. then he stopped showing up completely) #(he hated it. i also patted his back. he hates me :( ) #glitched out the game so badly with the butters like it kept crashing a ton and freezing up and going 3 seconds per frame presentation mode

[oh-meow-swirls]

it's kind of weird to me that they didn't bother releasing sushi and tempura internationally at all but at the same time i'm kinda glad they didn't cuz like. yo-kai watch was financially failing in the west by the time 3 released. i feel like if they had released sushi and tempura the franchise would've completely tanked before we got sukiyaki which would've sucked. honestly if anything i feel like it's more surprising that we got all three versions of 2 instead of them just releasing psychic specters but tbf i think yo-kai watch was doing well in the west when 2 released. 2 is just inexplicably what killed the franchise despite being a masterpiece-

#puppy rambles #yo-kai watch #yw3 #yw2 #idk. i have a lot of thoughts on this stuff #still upset i didn't find out 3 released in america until a while after it did :/ could've gotten a physical copy if i'd found out earlier #but alas. i'm just stuck with a boring digital version. i mean the digital versions of yo-kai watch games are better but like. still #i never got maginyan in blasters even though i could've. the code or whatever was on the receipt but my mom bought it for me #from the nintendo website. and i don't think she checked it and i don't think i found out that was where it was until a bit after i got it- #i did get machonyan and jibanyan t/komasan t's codes entered though so i can get them on any playthrough now #unless i put the sd card in another 3ds since apparently it's system-based instead of sd card based??? which is really stupid #but you can probably bypass that with cfw and i do plan on modding my 3ds eventually #it'll just be a process cuz i don't have an sd card slot on my computer and idk if my moms would be willing to help #so i'll probably have to get a separate sd card reader or whatever. which i do think my moms would be okay with i mean #it's my system and they're cool with piracy lfskdjfjkfsdkljfd- #my moms are so cool <3 i just wish i could get them interested in yo-kai watch but they don't seem to care lfskdjfkjsfdjlksfd- #they determined the battle system doesn't sound fun but i might've just described it badly #i mean tbf. it is very annoying sometimes. especially when my healer just will not heal the other yo-kai #''DO YOUR FUCKING JOB TATTLECAST STOP LOAFING'' -me playing 2 #that being said if 1's switch port ever releases in america i am totally playing it on the tv #i WILL force my moms to watch me play funni ghost game whether they like it or not /lh #if we do ever get 1's switch port i hope they make it a collection of some kind with 2 and 3 remasters too i would buy that in a heartbeat #i mean obviously i will buy any american-released yo-kai watch stuff in a heartbeat aside from maaaaaybe y-school heroes #(i'm sorry y-school heroes fans i just cannot get into it. from concept alone it sounds like i would not enjoy it) #maybe sangokushi too if we ever get that but i feel like we probably won't #idk if the franchise it's a crossover with is popular enough in america for that #i hope we get more english yo-kai watch content once ghost craft releases. kinda feel like it's testing the waters tbh #i know it's seemingly just a spiritual successor but still #i do hope that it being a spiritual successor doesn't mean yo-kai watch is over. i doubt that it will since like #punipuni still gets semi-frequent updates

[scrimple]

I can regulate my emotions just fine as long as I can cut myself :3

#bunny talks #988blr #988twt #styr0twt #styr0blr #i’m ok just venting #block don’t report #Playing a game called lets see how long it’ll take me to attempt suicide while I’m off my meds #Why is being self-destructive so bad for me anyways? #My self-harm only affects me physically #It doesn’t affect anyone else. Just me and my body #So Why do therapists want me to stop so badly? Hey at least I’m not killing myself! Shouldn’t you be happy for me? #Be happy for me just as happy as cutting makes me feel #I’m so happy #So happy so calm #‘it affects those who care about you’ just stop caring about me. I am not worth positive emotions #Pretend I don’t exist #Pretend I’ve died already #Pretend you never met me #I don’t deserve anyone’s kindness or care #I’m so sorry for convincing everyone that I’m a good person #Please believe me when I say I’m the worst #Please. I don’t want to hurt anyone else #This is all I have please just let me have this #I only post about it here so I can keep track of when I relapse please I swear I’m not attention seeking please don’t look at me #Don’t look at me don’t perceive me don’t please don’t #I am not here. I never was

[blupengu]

Y’all is Hollow Knight hard or do I just suck because oh my god??

#not gonna inflict my ramblings onto someone else’s post so just making a text post for myself #but oh my god #what the fuck? #maybe I’m not a hardcore metroidvania fan but I like them well enough #do I suck that badly at games now?? am I old to the point that my hands can’t do this shit???? #did I just somehow fuck myself at some point??? #because wow this feels kind of sadistic???? #and not even in the fun kind of way????? #like I think I’d rather submit myself to fear and hunger again rather than continue where I am now in hk #idk maybe I’m missing something #but I just got wall jump and was so happy until I fell down to where you can challenge those mantis dudes #got myself out of there but then as I was exploring northwest I keep dying and reviving from the fucking bouncy balls over water #and the normal mantis mobs are also kicking my ass? #and dont even get me started on the weird tentacley nuclear bomb mushroom things those are just bullshit #AND THEN AS I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME EXPLORING HEADING TOWARDS A SAVE BENCH I GET DROPPED INTO DEEPNEST?????? #WHAT KIND OF JUMPSCARE BULLSHIT?????????? #AND THE FUCKING COCKROACHES THAT NEVER SEEM TO STOP SPAWNING KILL ME #and then I see how fucking far back I’ve been dropped in the corner of fungal wastes #and I try jumping through the fucking bouncy balls again #and I die and lose my money #I can’t fucking do this shit anymore y’all holy fucking shit #the number of times I’ve died and restarted from that fucking fungal wastes bench I am so sick of it 💀 #legit I think this is the first time I’ve rage quit a game #it’s been a while since a game’s actually made me this angry I want to fucking throw something 😂 #the willpower and self control I needed to not chuck my pro controller across the room… #if I didn’t have neighbors and a unit below me I’d be throwing shit for sure though #but instead I must smack pillows against my mattress in a rage 😂 #I think I hate the ‘go back to where you died to get back your money’ punishment system… like legit I actually really really hate it. #I do think the game is fun and I know I’ll probably quickly gain the money… but it feels like the game’s telling me I fucking suck lmao #suffice to say I will not be playing any more hollow knight for the foreseeable future 💀

[greenbeany]

Ok today I'm fully committing to being a Wilbu.rian and Love.njoyer because Rans fandom are seemingly all absolutely crazy wdym 'they have to start a wholeass charity to apologize'

#also quit mc/c? #idk if he still likes the game and thats on him but its crazy forcing him to wuit #bc of a player or two they don't like #tu.bbo has made his position on sa.pnap clear and he still plays and has a great time #im just saying #he's twenty now #he's had a platform since he was sixteen #every opinion he's formed since becoming an adult has had to be scrutinized to hell #if he did something that really affected you that badly you can stop watching and vague talk him on Tumblr like i do for 🟢 #making him apologize in a one hour stream because his Tumblr post wasnt good enough #and start a NONPROFIT #when he already gives away 100% of his stream profits??? #fucking crazy #dots included so this doesn't show up in any other tags #ranboo #fandom crit

[amatres]

Karlach: Here lie Pluck and Caerlack Cliffgate. My parents. Hi mum. Hi dad. Sorry I haven't visited. I've been… away. But I'm back now! And I brought friends. I miss you so much. But I'm happy. And getting up to some really important shit. Maybe you can see for yourselves. I don't know. You're with me here, anyway. Taters. Balaerra: 'Taters'? Karlach: Meant 'I love you' in the Cliffgate household. I can't even remember how it started anymore. Lost family lore. There was a lot of silly nonsense in our house. My mates used to say we had out own personal language. I guess I'm the last remaining speaker. Mum used to say there was no such thing as death. That there was only change. Dad thought that was a load of woo. That gone meant gone, unless you'd struck a deal with one of the gods. Said he had better things to do in life than beg favors off immortals. I'm not sure what I believe. Balaerra: It's the ultimate mystery. There are many possibilites, but we'll never know until we get there. Karlach: Something to look forward to. Bit morbid, but true all the same.

hate that i got this right before i did astarion's quest, hate it hate it hate

#ama plays baldurs gate #balaerra (oc) #you need to understand in my little mind palace these two are childhood friends #she was one of those friends who would comment on her family's 'personal language' #balaerra wants karlach to live so badly. do you understand. she wants her to live so badly. #and karlach wants balaerra to live so badly too but theyre both dead in the end. one way or another. #and karlach gets to find out whats on the other side but balaerra never will bc she's undead. i am so #i lost my shit about this with cas last night and im still not over it. my little mind barbie who suffers forever bc of her own choices #went from this to karlach begging astarion and balaerra to stop the ritual but they don't #karlach my girl im so sorry. i promise i will get you a happy ending in dawns run. as much as i can in this game. i promise

[orbmanson7]

:(

Very bad grade in therapy today

#thought i could make progress this year and yet here i am having done jack shit by now #what has even been the point #i just wanted to do something today that didnt feel awful like try to encourage people to watch a show or play a game #and now im just right back to Why do i bother staying alive? im never going to make any progress #and even if i do I'm going to just be worthless the whole time and waste precious resources others could be using #oh yes just try saying a nice thing to yourself for once! yeah sure that will help when i cant do anything worth a damn #i want to help people but i have no skillsets and no money to further my education and teaching myself gets me right where i already am! #continuing like this is like spitting in the face of anyone who is actually out there pursuing their dreams and thats not fair to them #they put in all that hard work and im over here being a whiny ass bitch bc i want so badly to do better and learn more #but the only thing holding me back is that im a dumbass who cant do anything right and no one will ever think differently #why am i trying to make myself something i can never be? what is goddamn point if its just a waste of everyones time and effort #i just... it feels like the least i can do is just stop taking up space #free up some oxygen for someone who really needs it and shelter for someone who truly deserves it #i shouldnt even have these things and yet i complain about how much gas i have to pay to commute to my jobs #like such an asshole #and i said i so much in these tags bc im such a selfish jerk who coearly doesnt care enough nor has a worthwhile vocabulary to say otherwise #theres just no fucking point to any of this #... #its cold today #might be a good day to do my favorite plan #actually yeah fuck it im gonna go #hope you all stay kind to yourselves and enjoy your 2024 #you absolutely deserve it and everything you can get out of it #keep being amazing yall #see you on the flip side or whatever #orbs thought bubbles

[planet4546b]

genuienly had enough of games with blank slate protags the point of a video game is controlling a character who is 4 seconds away from a suicidal breakdown at any second and the only thing standing between them and said breakdown is you the player . and also they should lie to you

#pers #realizing with the last few games i’ve played just how much unreliable narration in games is absolutely delightful #shoutout to not finding out about 2b killing 9s repeatedly until a2 tells you like TWENTY HOURS LATER #+ also shoutout to 9s for spending every second you control him trying his damndest to die badly while you go well bud that cannot #functionally happen bc i get a game over screen. so the artifice between us here is stopping this. Sorry

[emptylotfiasco]

yeah they need to remaster kurohyou

#its good but you cant stop thinking about how much harder it would smack if they gave it the level of functionality of other yakuza games #it has the potential!!!!!!!!! to be one of the best games ever!!! and its just sitting collecting dust because they made it for the fucking #psp of all things. the music is amazing this combat is too fun and interesting to leave alone #theres so many minigames in there like kareoke and love in heart that are usually awesome but are just not good bc of hardware #limitations or maybe budget idk like it came out before dead souls in 2010 but in my mind i am comparing it to y1 because #it plays pretty similarly with the fixed camera angles and a few other things but its less functional and that was 5 years ago growls #i donr think theres a risk with people not taking to the characters well because obviously that isnt true with any other spinoffs they made #yakuza 0 is a prequel and its literally the most popular PLEASE. PLEASE I NEED TO SEE HIM SO BADLY. GIVE TATSUYA HIS POLYGONS i need this #it could be so good... what could have been...

[bragganhyl]

also that one berci x gale fic I wrote hits pretty differently now

I want to say this should teach me not to make stuff about games I haven't finished yet, but... no, it works for what it is even if things didn't play out as I planned at that point

#hablaty #bee gee three posting #i did say that i intend to give berci another pt we'll see how much of it goes better #and what his canon will be then #until then I remain incredibly salty #i haven't messed up a romance over a technical mishap since my first dao pt #i wasn't confident in my english enough back then so i played it with the hungarian localization #and then one of the convo options was badly translated at one point and it lead to my warden breaking up with alistair #i haven't played a game with localization since #but okay i stop annoying you about this last post to whinge prommy #also give that thing a read it's actually half-way decent all things considered

[spaceelfsimmer]

I’ve spent about two hours on this app already today and nearly all of that time was spent in the BG3 trenches. I WANT TO PLAY SO BADLY. 😩😩

#soon. i hope. #i’ve literally never wanted to play a game so badly #not even the sims #the struggle is real #and speaking of #i’m CONFLICTED #do i ship wyllstarion?? or halstarion?? #they’re both so cute!!! #how’s a girl supposed to choose?? #anyways #i’ll stop now #olivia rambles

[prismaticutie]

I've been watching a lot of Omega Strikers guide videos lately and the one thing all of them have in common is that every single one of them highlights the importance of "just have fun".

That's something people say all the time, about any game. But there was one guide I watched yesterday, and in addition to giving that tip, also mentioned the importance of not being toxic and blaming your losses on your teammates.

This is genuinely the most helpful tip of all time. Like this guide really grilled into me just how horrible having that toxic mentality is. The full first minute of the video was dedicated to that. He also talked about how being toxic and playing w that mentality actively makes you worse at the game, period. Full stop. And he explained the reasoning for that as well.

I've heard this said and yeah I believe it as well, but this was the first time I'd ever had it thoroughly explained to me. It really put things into perspective for me.

Hoping I can improve at both Omega Strikers and Splatoon by keeping this in mind 👍

#The whole 'just have fun' + 'stop blaming others' is smth I've needed heavily reinforced for a while #I'm very bad at just having fun bc I want!!!!! To rank up!!!! So badly!!!! #And my Rasmus is horrible!!!!! #But. These guides have put a lot into perspective #It's so weird for me to actually follow anyone else's advice bc I've never had tk do that when I play splat yk? #Like I've been playing that game for years. I have a good grasp on it and I'm comfortable at the level I play (X rank/Egg vp) #I don't needa get crazy highwr than that #But Omega Strikers? Bro I'm stuck in FUCKING BRONZE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #I don't play too much tbh...but it's honestly cuz I'm super scared of ranking down #I also...don't practice...like if I'm playing I only play comp... #Why would I play without stakes...it's less fun to me that way... #But gahhhh maybe I should practice a little bit #Mostly need to work on fundamentals rn #Striking the core; dribbling; learning Rasmus' fucking hitbox + delay on his primary #Reaction time as well #I suck at striking the core bro 😭😭😭 But I will get better... #Mmmight do some practice later...but I wanna practice in quickplay... #Nah...I oughta play normal since it emulates the style of comp

[captainsweet]

Everytime I see a cute rhythm game I immediately want to play it, but I know as soon as I try I'll be decent for 0.2 seconds before I quickly start panicking and freaking out and ultimately lose because my hand to eye cordination sucks absolute ass. That may not seem related when it comes to rhythm games of all things, but if you saw me play, it'd be so god damn obvious.

#I suck at rhythm games #But i love playing them #It's like a curse #You think I'd stop but I don't because they're so cute #I SO BADLY WANT TO PLAY RHYTHM HAVEN BUT I'D LOSE FIRST LEVEL #It's a very sad existence I live