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m3lodyxo · 3 months

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Welcome to "Is my taste in men bad or is he actually hot?"

On today's instalment we have:

The one.

The only.

The unapologetically hilarious...

*drumroll sound for dramatic effect cause I'm sassy*

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Adam a.k.a. The Dick Master, also known by:

The leader of the Exterminators

The original dick

The first man

Mr. "All of humanity came from deez nuts"

(Second panel is NOT my art. All credit goes to scout_ish on Twitter.... X?? Idfk man, eat the rich, I hate this, I'm still calling it Twitter.)

ANYWHO

Now, is it the fact he's hilarious? Is it because he wears a mask? Is it the because Alex Brightman voices him? OR, is it because he plays guitar and I'm definitely part of the problem with stereotypes?

The amswer is E) all of the above

I blame all the fanart people do of him and two cosplayers in particular.

denki.darling

and

Har_Fie

I'm not even gonna try to justify this one. He's just silly, which in my book, is atractive.

Hes uglyhot guys, please.

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total-funger-island · 3 months

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Their interaction would be awesome

#total drama island #total drama #total drama au #funger au #fear and hunger #pocketcat #td noah #my art #POCKETCAT IS FUCKING STINKY I HATE HIM!!!!!!! /s

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carnelianclawss · 10 months

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The Prophet Morrowseer

#morrowseer wof #always liked his character #just a big stinky old man #hate his guts tho ❤️#i want to know more about him though #like how did he become so important to the tribe #and how did they come up with the prophecy #AND WHY WERE HE AND SECRETKEEPER TOGETHER OMG #i especially want to know about their relationship and how it came to be and then obviously fell apart #everytime i see something abt morrowseer i remember the time moon saw his corpse #and thought huh what’s his deal #homegirl had no idea #she dodger a bullet tho #anyway #morrowseer is cool and interesting and i want to know more about him #wings of fire #wof #wings of fire art #carnelian rambles

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cyanpeak · 2 years

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Kaveh in the 3.2 Archon Quest

#genshin impact #kaveh genshin #my gif #genshin spoilers #i hate him #he stinky #going to whisk my wife away so he never has to be by smelly paisen ever again

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stinkiedinkiedoodles · 7 months

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Can anyone who posts about stardew

Stop tagging their hate for a spouse in the spouse's main tag????

Literally it's so annoying trying to enjoy the npc I like and it's just getting spammed by people who hate the character.

It's literally called a salt tag or hate tag for a reason. Learn about it and stop filling up the main tag with your distaste for the character cause other people don't feel the same way.

We get it. Not every npc is going to be your taste. Just move on and stop spamming.

#stardew valley #stardew valley tips #sdv #stardew fanart #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley fandom #stardew valley fanfic #sdv fanart #sdv fandom #sdv fanfic #literally it's so annoying and I block ppl who just spam up their screenshots of them mocking characters #and yes this is about alex 💀 cause eff him i guess???#but I'm pretty sure other spouses get their constant hate like shane or Haley.#idk nothing is more obnoxious to me than someone who actively posts their hate for a character in the main tag #like idk #stinkies talks

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maplebubble · 10 days

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whats up tumblr

#kinito pet #kinito #kinito fanart #kinitopet fanart #kinitopet #kinito the axolotl #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #little stinky guy i hate him

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slashing-bunni-farm · 2 months

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I am unwell for this man

#lucas baker #shitpost #resident evil #biohazard #resident evil 7 #resident evil fanart #resident evil biohazard #stinky rat man #small reference of ic #Rotten boy #The boy that I hate #Dirty rotten boy #i want to put him in a jar and study him #and kiss him

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vamps-hmu · 9 months

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Quick Springtrap doodle I did

#my art #springtrap #fnaf #fnaf springtrap #wowie #I hate him sm hes so stinky #bad stinky man #makes out with him

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cerise-on-top · 4 months

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I just saw your Graves with a tall reader, which I loved, so funny at times. So you know I gotta do it, can I request Graves with a short reader? Gotta boost that man's ego 💜

Glad to hear the Graves simps are enjoying my writing and want him to be doing well mentally! And I agree, sometimes you just need to make Graves happy since he, too, will notice your efforts and try to make you happy as well, even if he does it the Graves way!

Graves with a Shorter!Reader

Graves will have hit the jackpot with someone shorter than him in all honesty. As mentioned already, it’s in his blood to be bigger and stronger and scarier than his partner, which means he gets to protect them at all times. I can see him actually going for shorter people as well. While, if asked about it, he would always tell you that it’s because you have an easier time seeing just how reliable he is, in reality he just wants to feed his ego. He used to be taller than everyone else until he stopped growing, he really just wants to feel good about himself in all honesty. Every time he looks at you, he becomes aware of the height difference and sometimes the sly bastard even starts smiling about it. The bigger the height difference the better.

If he can literally tower over you, maybe trap you between him and the wall while he looks down at you, then all is good in his life. The shorter you are the better the angle at which you view him. He can toss his hair back and it will look as though he was in some series or movie with an attractive lead, in his eyes. Besides, he also gets to tilt your face so you’ll look at him when he’s talking. In all honesty, he genuinely believes he can fluster you more easily when he’s the taller one, and he genuinely just wants you to be speechless at least once in a while. Will sweet talk you while putting his fingers under your chin.

He’s also more prone to letting you be the big spoon, or lets you hold him more often in general. You being his backpack is funny to him, as mentioned before, so he will take his sweet time enjoying the feel of you being tiny. Again, if it was up to him, you’d be roughly 1,50, or something around that. That way there would, at the very least, still be 15cm between the two of you. Graves is a very touchy person in general, so don’t be surprised if he walks up to you and puts his head on top of yours, maybe even trying to put some weight of his on you as well so you can feel just how powerful he is. You’re more than welcome to try and shake him off, though. He will feign hurt, but it amuses him anyway.

Remember how I said Graves would be even more butthurt if you crack a few too many jokes about his height when you’re taller? He’d have his fun with someone who is sensitive about their height. You will constantly hear him refer to you as his little something, whether that be little sweetie, little honeypie or even his little pile of sugar. As long as he gets to emphasize you being the shorter one he’ll be happy. If you’re dysphoric about your height, then he’ll stop, but if you’re only mad because of a relatively harmless reason, you’ll never hear the end of it. Might even crack a joke such as pointing at a skittle on the ground and saying it’s almost as small as you are. The bigger your reaction, the better. Force him to sleep on the couch and he might stop for a day or two, but you can never get him to permanently stop.

Loves picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder. You can struggle all you want, this man can carry his own Shadows over his shoulder while they’re struggling, so you don’t really stand a chance against him. He gets all the more smug if you do struggle since he knows you won’t be able to escape him. It’s things like that where he wants to show you that he can easily overpower you, but he can easily protect you as well. Just be his lovely little partner, don’t grow too much and you have a loyal guy at your service until the end of eternity. Also, he will hold you over his head and comment on your cuteness. Graves doesn’t get cuteness aggression, but he could pretend he does and squish your cheeks whenever he feels like it.

Will pick you up and sit you down on his lap as well. Yes, he will wrap his arms around you as well and render any attempt at escaping futile. Besides, getting to hold you does reassure him quite a lot. His world is in his arms, safe and sound, and he gets to pretend he’s still a cool man. He genuinely believes you think him to be a badass, even with all the teasing and whatnot. Graves has a somewhat high opinion of himself on a good day, but you can still reassure him that he is pretty epic. You can comment on how strong he is and he’ll likely flex for you, offering you to touch his bicep. But at the end of the day, barely any of this matters, what’s important is that you wanna stay with him and feel like there’s a future ahead for you. Give him a kiss and tell him you admire him and he’ll be over the moon, regardless of whether you’re shorter or taller than him.

#cod #cod x reader #phillip graves #phillip graves x reader #I used to hate Graves before I got into CoD properly and knew who he really was but he grew on me #but that is largely because I saw so many HCs about him being the best boss one could ever have #I don't know where to fit my OC into the CoD lore in the slightest but sometimes I did have them work for Graves as a Shadow #I liked thinking about that whenever I was sad since those were usually fun things to imagine #silly Shadows with a wannabe badass boss who is actually so nice #I also always loved seeing other people's Shadow OCs since they were always so interesting #Shadow Company and stinky Graves grew on me over time #he was quite the dick in the campaign but watching the missions where you play as a Shadow were always my favorites #besides I do think I would thrive in an environment where someone would praise me the way Graves praises his workers #I've been getting more Graves requests as of late I've noticed! Lovely keep them coming! I do love and hate him!

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r0tting-teeth · 1 year

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brutal pipe murder doodle because I stumbled upon this wonderful stock pic on pinterest the other day & just couldn’t help myself lol

#tma #the magnus archives #brutal pipe murder #I actually really hate this stinky bastard of a man but I keep finding fun reference pics for him #it’s a struggle what can I say #elias bouchard #jurgen leitner #tma shitpost #tma memes #tma spoilers #my art

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rewritingcanon · 1 year

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snape apologists: omg poor baby boy he never did anything wrong he’s had a rough childhood but he was always a sweetheart like hes a total victim! a victim!!! hes never done anything to warrant what he got and he deserves sm better than that absolute *insert any misogynistic term here* lily he totally didn’t deserve what SHE did to him 😢😢

canon snape, literally making whole ass spells that torture his enemies and being an overall sassy feral shit who also happens to be part of a gang of terrorists: