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bugbxyjunk · 6 months

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ohhhh my fuck y does no one ever wanna play with my hair its fluffy and soft and attached to ME ?????

#like??? r u ok????#hello????#sorry im so #single #my love Language is play with my hair #bugs junk

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castielsprostate · 11 months

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i hate you facebook, i hate you instagram, i hate you twitter, i hate you youtube, i hate you reddit, i hate you consumerism, i hate you tiktok, i hate you google, i hate you chrome, i hate you cooking websites with way too many ads, i hate you meta, i hate you apple, i hate you samsung, i hate you advertisers

#sorry im so #MAD #AIUGH #it's all so stupid and pointless #ads make so so so so angry

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lonelyplanetfag · 1 year

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i slayed that fucking speech oh my god

#and now i will never do one again ever:))))))#god i feel So #i talked abt trans things!!! to cis adults!!! and i did it pretty damn well!!!#i wasn't half as anxious as i was last time (i covered my screen so i couldn't see anyone looking at me)#sorry im So

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dottcre · 1 year

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i cast spell of overshare. tell us about something you did this week (waves my magic wand at U)

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU 💗 i can literally talk forever so i’ll put it under cut

i went to the aquarium a few days ago (bc as i said i like animals) and the ticket i bought came with entry to this other place called something along the lines of a rainforest exhibit and it was in a mall.. AND THE CREATURES WERE ALL JUST OUT ?!-??/! THE PEACOCK AND PARROTS WERE JUST ROAMING AROUND.. THEY HAD ACTUAL SLOTHS JUST HANGING OUT AND A SUPER COOL GARDEN AND INDOOR WATERFALL AHH AHSJSBS

AND IN THAT SAME MALL THERE WAS LIKE 3 DIFFERENT PET SHOPS WHICH ALL SOLD CATS AND I WAS ARGHSBDJSBS. there were literally baby kittens and they were SO SMALL. i dont think i’ve ever seen an actual baby kitten irl before but those were SO CUTE AHEHEKSNKS………… AND ONE OF IT WAS TRYING TO PAW ME THRU THE GLASS SO HARD AND I WAS SO UEUUEUEE..

#SORRY IM SO #I WAS MELTING OVER THE CATS FOR LIKE TWO DAYS #THERE WAS EVEN A BABY MAINE CAT AND THOSE ARE MY FAVOURITE RAHHHHAHDISNS #thanks for letting me ramble anon i love you #@ letter from a dove #@ from nonnie !

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james-p-sullivan · 4 months

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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

#anyway it’s still a couple years away #but man im so fucking excited for my 30s!!!!!!!!!#i made it!!!#i survived!!!#so many people never got the opportunity to be 30 #im gonna enjoy every fucking second of it!#sulley speaks #sorry my coworker said something really rude to me lol #it struck a nerve

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peanutblowandjobsandwich · 4 months

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you may think your only options are

but in fact you can

#being so brave about it #bitching and moaning #sorry for the lack of ids #im in so much pain rn #ahahhahahahahah #cloud nonsense

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daftmooncretin · 4 months

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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

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bosspigeon · 9 months

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so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

#pidge speaks #im so sorry babe but i am a Monster #i am a demon #my burps register on the richter scale #i can burp on command #i used to be that kid who burped my abcs to impress people

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robotpussy · 3 months

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#ghana #this is one of the most distressing nights of my life #im so sorry to all my friends in the lgbt community in ghana right now

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amygdalae · 3 months

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Me in 2018: I can't thirst post that's embarrassing

Me now: I know he nuts loud and abundant

#if any of the ppl i know irl are reading this im so fuckign sorry please ignore this

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catmask · 10 months

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its true that romance amd friendship will not solve everything but. objectively speaking its very hard to get sad when you can say 'lets go get cake tomorrow okay' and someone will go get cake with you. like there is some good at least. you know

#i think this is why ive been so much more geniunely happy these last few years #like. i will never be going to bed alone. i will always have someone who wants me here #i will always have someone to say 'im sorry im not feeling very well now' and they will be concerned instead of being annoyed #at you as if those feelings are an inconvenience #scratchpost #txt

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pbnmj · 1 year

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