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ladyelainehilfur · 3 months

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Jiwon: I need to seduce Minhwan

Jihyuk: Okay.

Jihyuk in the company bathroom:

#someone help that man #I just know he's sobbing screaming throwing up sliding down the wall at home #marry my husband #kdrama

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shoyoackerman · 6 months

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Can they just draw isagi and kaiser hate fucking already please jfc might help him get over isagi 😭 like that man is so unhinged and obsessed with Isagi it’s not even funny anymore. Bro is out here deliberately choking himself? 💀 fuck soccer give that boy the Shidou treatment already please

#bluelock #bluelock manga #isagi yoichi #michael kaiser #kaisagi #nah cause like bros actually unhinged #hes so crazy and for what #SOMEONE HELP THAT MAN

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iamstandingwater · 7 months

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Antonio from twelfth night having to stand in silence watching that last scene go down. The man he loves and has devoted his whole soul to goes off and marries a woman he has known for like 0.5 seconds. Everyone around him is getting their happy endings and even malvolio gets to spit some badass lines as a parting shot. Antonio doesn't have that. He just has to stand and watch.

#shakespeare #twelfth night #someone help that man

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destinykarmasans · 1 year

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Seeing the Avatar results in a skip to the things I like in a story; creation and development of worlds. I have decided to give my contribution of the day.

You know that sensation or universal law; Murphy's law. That same law that says that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong and worse. I think Disney has a series of that.

I was watching the first Avatar movie, and hey... I'm so blind I didn't notice the three lines in Miles's head. I mean, I did notice them, but I thought it was a hair design, you know, when you go to the salon and ask for zigzag stripes.

Turns out they were scars. Are you joking with me? And of a thanator, that beast half elephant, rhinoceros and nightmare of the underworld.

You got out of a one-on-one fight with this animal nightmare and as proof you only have three scars on the side of your head that are fucking cool?

How the hell didn't your brain turn your brain to mush!? Or how did you not suffer from whiplash syndrome?!

What is your head made of? vibranium?

So yes, the poor man came out of a fight with an amorphous bull like a champion; face completely smashed, alive and harder than before.

Miles is the personification of; if it will go wrong, buckle up, because now it will go much worse.

He's the kind of guy that if given a choice, he'll choose the lesser of three evils and the greater of evils will say "Hey my king, no that's right."

Then he will have this strange luck; He doesn't show up in much of his life, but life and death issues bent to death, he'll say "Hey sir, here I am, ready to serve and protect" and we have a living Miles with cool scars on the side of his head.

That is definitely the reason he died and BOM! Back to life; younger, taller, stronger, more handsome and bluer.

What a selective piece of shit. It could well be his signature chaos.

"Do I want a quiet reconnaissance mission? No thanks, better give me a beast bigger than a tractor to brighten my day."

This theory is confirmed when the overgrown blue cat thought it's a good idea to look an ikran in the eye, notice that its teeth are as big as a human's forearm, and think "One tap on the muzzle and I'll ride him like a bull mechanic."

Where the hell do you think you are? Texas?

The winged beast surely thought "This guy is an asshole and it's frankly amazing that he survived so long on Pandora, I'll keep him"

This is how an Ikran adopted a traumatized military man with no sense of personal care.

The same applies to the colonel's entire unit.

I'm so shocked that I keep looking at the scars, then at the man and say out loud, "Is no one going to say anything about this man who has been kissed by death more than once? Not even a; Hey, go to therapy, please? "

No. Humanity concentrates on giving him a fantastic waist and dream butt before thinking of sending him to mandatory therapy.

Typical.

Reason why humanity is becoming extinct number 129394029; "Our priorities are to give our soldiers good asses as if they were going to attend miss universe, Therapy? Whoever is afraid of trauma is not born"

Thank you for reading my disbelief at the continued survival of Miles Quaritch. I don't know how that man is alive and I have the belief that he doesn't know either.

Good day. Sorry for bad english!

#recom avatar #avatar way of water #miles quaritch #recom quaritch #recoms #avatar wow #Miles is alive because he is terribly lucky.#miles quaritch vs nightmare animals #My God #someone help that man

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wewontbesleeping · 2 months

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the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

#this thread was so rancid lmfao #my favorite was 'we don't care if someone wants to relax on the couch!!! STOP NAGGING US!!!' like ????#go take care of your kids you deadbeat????#also SO many guys complaining that no one compliments them #ok so compliment another man.....#oh no you only want a woman to compliment you? ok.#women compliment each other that's why we get compliments lol #we do not want men to 'compliment' us hope this helps

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weedle-testaburger · 3 months

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i just wanna preserve some of the biggest bangers from james somerton apology video 2: plagarised boogaloo

and of course:

#personal crap #james somerton #lgbtq #actually it's james so just g would be more appropriate #my favourite part is someone else said james somerton's apology video 2 plagarism boogaloo #everything this man touches turns to plagarism help #hbomberguy

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stoopidstapler · 10 months

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SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

#simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time #goin insane over him #thers no words to describe how im feelin #i wish i could draw somehtin better but i am goin INSANE #FINALLY. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. we are being FED.#ALSO?? HOW THEY SHOWED HIM EXACTLY WHEN THE LYRICS GO ''WHATS WRONG WITH ME'. LIKE HELLO???????#ive seen so many good theories PLEASE GOD WRITE FICS I AM BEGGIN I LL DRAW U FANART BLS HEL P #IDK WOT IM GONNA DO FOR A WHOLE MONTH #SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT TIL THE 31ST. HIBERNATE ME. HELP.#also i need to put it out there the first thing i thought when i saw this trailer was simon is tryina rewrite fionna and cake #which is why their world keeps changin so much? idk idk #ive seen so many different ideas and they are all so good please help #ALSO GOD. THIS MAN IS JUST GOIN THRU IT. AND ITS ONLY BEEN A QUICK TRAILER.#im sorry for so many tags idk where to put these help #maybe i should make an actual blog for like. whatever. n reblogs. help.

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charlietheepicwriter7 · 6 months

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"Nightwing."

Dick froze halfway across a rooftop, the lights and gunshots of Bludhaven disappearing in an instant. A scowl flashed across his face, teeth clenched and bared, before he forced it back. His face smoothed back out and his voice took on a pleasant, amused tone. "Slade. How did you get this frequency?"

"Nevermind that," Slade scolded. "We have more important things that need discussing, and information to be revealed."

"Is this about Constantinople?" He asked with a lilt, propping one hand on his hip. "Because I thought I told you, those geese totally counted as villains and deserved arrest--"

"I found a child vigilante. What do I do with it?"

"Ex-cuse me?" His fist clenched. "Is this a trick question?"

"No."

"What do you mean, 'what do I do with it?' You know what to do with it; you become its nemisis when their 15 and haunted them for the next decade." His voice was thinly-veiled rage. He couldn't stop himself from shaking. That poor kid, Slade has his sights set on them. He's going to torture that kid, or worse, and now I have to track Slade's trail back to wherever he found this kid--

"I can't do that! He's only eight years old!"

"What?"

"There's this eight year old meta brat running around a Mid-West town in his pajamas while adults shoot at him. There isn't a mentor in sight, and one of the kid's rogues has threatened to skin him. What. Do. I. Do?"

#Dick: IDK man you smelt it you dealt it. congrats on the new kid; i'm sure rose and joey will be happy #dc x dp #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #c: slade wilson #c: dick grayson #c: danny fenton #child danny fenton #reluctant murder uncle slade wilson #dick grayson's well of unending rage #slade will reluctantly mentor this child #maybe it will help him murder the mayor he was hired to assassinate #Batman: Why did you encourage Deathstroke to steal someone's child!?!?!?#Dick: first of all he's been avoiding child support and custody for over a decade. I'd assumed he'd keep the trend going!

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machinerot · 4 months

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