#Richard Hayden fanfic

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

requested by: @moosieworld request: Hi I really liked your Tommy Boy fic with Richard Hayden! I was wondering if maybe you can do one where the reader works with Richard and they’re both on the road with Tommy. They get to the hotel and realize there’s only two beds so someone (*cough cough* Richard) is gonna have the share the bed with our dear poor reader…thank you so much!!!

warnings: swearing

“Oh thank god.” I muttered as we pulled up to the motel. Tommy offered to go get the rooms for us while Richard and I unloaded the car. “If we spent another minute on the road I swear I would have thrown myself out of the car.” Richard gave me a look, chuckling awkwardly.

“yeah well…” he shrugged. “Sorry for the way we act. We can’t really stand each other.” I nodded.

“Yeah that’s clear as day.” I laughed. Richard smiled softly at me as Tommy came back.

“so there’s a tiny problem but I’m sure we can sort it out.” He said, rocking on his feet. “They only had one room available.” Richard looked like he was going to strangle Tommy.

“hey.” I put a hand on Richard’s shoulder and took a step between them. “It’s alright. We can figure something out. Like I can sleep on the couch or something.” I offered. The two boys nodded and we dragged our luggage up to the room. “Well crap.” The three of us stood just inside the door staring at the room. Two beds. No couch or sofa.

“I can uh sleep on the floor.” Tommy offered. I shook my head.

“no. We’ll never get you back up.” Richard scoffed. “Think next time. I’ll sleep on the floor.” He grimaced as we looked down at our feet. “Or not.”

“I can sleep in the car…” I started. Both boys turned to look at me, matching thunderous looks on their face. It was probably the first time they had ever agreed on something.

“no!” They cried. I held my hands up in surrender.

“alright then.” I sighed. “So what are we going to do?” Richard rubbed the back of his neck.

“you’re going to have to share with me.” He said, voice barely above a whisper. “Tommy takes up the whole bed so it’s the only way this works out.” He blushed as he looked at me. “Alright?” I nodded.

“alright.” I blushed as I headed into the bathroom to change. I could hear Tommy teasing Richard through the door, knowing the moment Richard retaliated by the resounding ow from Tommy.

“shut up dipshit!” Richard hissed, making me frown. “They don’t need to know that and you’re going to keep your mouth shut for the rest of this trip.”

“fine. Fine.” Tommy said. “But if you two need me to leave…OW! Quit it Richard!” I finished changing and walked out.

“bathroom is free.” I said softly, jerking my thumb over my shoulder. Richard hurried off into the bathroom leading Tommy and I alone.

“I’m sorry you had to get dragged into all this.” Tommy finally said. I looked up at him. “Richard and me. Always fighting.” I shrugged.

“meh. Par for the course. It was that way back home too.” I said. Tommy nodded. “I will admit I hoped you two would figure things out but in the end as long as we can save the company…” I shrugged again. Richard emerged from the bathroom and Tommy took his place.

“ready for bed?” Richard asked after a beat. I nodded and climbed beneath the covers. Richard did the same, the two of us facing each other. We stared at each other. “Did you want me to put a pillow between us?” I shook my head.

“we don’t have one to spare.” Richard smirked.

“I could take one of Tommy’s.” He offered. I giggled and shook my head. He nodded and we kept looking at each other.

“Richard…”

“(Y/N)…” we said at the same time. We laughed and Richard motioned for me to continue.

“well I just wanted…” I smiled at him. “To say thank you. For bringing me along and I mean…this…” Richard blushed.

“oh. It’s nothing.” He breathed out. “Nothing.” I ducked my head and Richard reached out to touch my arm. “Hey I just wanted to say thank you for putting up with us. And that I’m sorry.” I smiled at him.

“Tommy already apologized.” I shrugged. “But I appreciate it.” Richard nodded. Tommy came back and turned out the light. “Night.”

“night.” I whispered back. The next morning, I woke up with my face pressed against Richard’s chest and his arm wrapped around me tightly. I quietly extracted myself with hot cheeks, rushing to the bathroom before heading out to get breakfast. When I had come back, Tommy was packing their luggage back up. Richard was leaning against the car looking at a map. “Hey.” I said softly as I put the box of donuts on the hood. Richard looked at me with a blush.

“hey.” He said. “About this morning…” he started, reaching out to touch my arm. He was interrupted by Tommy coming out with the luggage. “We’ll talk later.” He said with a smile. I nodded, smiling back at him.

#David spade #David spade x reader #David spade fanfic #david spade fanfiction #David spade imagine #Richard hayden #Richard Hayden x reader #Richard Hayden fanfic #Richard Hayden fanfiction #Richard Hayden imagine

[emmafallsinlove]

no one:

me: s6!rory is so so important to me on a personal level……..

#literally i think it made me fall in love with the idea of rich girl rory but not the weird ‘lorelai and christopher got married’ #so now rory is also a hayden kind of fanfics #or rory grew up being best friend with logan #just a way more screwed up version of her without lorelai #because to me the only REASON we ever got a hint about rory as a high society girl was because LORELAI WASN’T THERE #because in my mind lorelai would’ve never gonna agreed to richard & emily’s plan #the only way for ME to get rich girl high society rory is if lorelai died during childbirth #ANYWAYS #rory gilmore #gilmore girls #or speaks now

[clair-void-ance]

Richard Hayden Fluff Alphabet

 Pairing: Richard Hayden x Reader

Word Count: Roughly 3,180 words

Author’s note: Hey! This is definitely something I didn’t expect to write lmao. I haven’t been in a writing mood lately, but after getting into David Spade again I knew I had to throw something together. Good news though! That means that I’m finally motivated to work on my other WIP’s! So expect those requests to be finished soon :)) Your girl threw this together pretty fast ngl, so hopefully it doesn’t suck lmaoo

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

If there is anything that Richard loves to do, it’s activities that leans more on the physical side. As much as he loves academic pursuits, he can get tired of trying to maintain the persona of ‘the bookworm/nerd.’ When it comes to activities he enjoys doing with you, it really just depends on what type of person you are. If it’s physical, his go to activities include fixing up vintage cars, dancing, cycling, painting, and whatever else you enjoy doing. If it’s more mental, then he enjoys laying back, reading, doing crafts, or learning something new with you.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

If their is one thing that Richard admires about you physically, it’s your hair and eyes. Being a person interested in astrology, Richard knows that the eyes and hair can tell a lot about a person’s personality and self. And your’s show a person with a breathtaking personality. 

And something that he really loves about you is your ability to be accepting, creative, passionate, and unabashedly yourself. You never failed to accept all parts of him, whether they were good or bad. And when you figured out the situation with this hair, you never once faltered on your love and acceptance for him. Which he appreciates more than you know. 

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Richard has definitely been at some low points in his life. Whether it be with his career, personality, or looks, he's been through it all. So if there's something be knows well, it's definitely a person in dire need of love and support.

When you're feeling down Richard focuses on the main thing you need at the moment. As much as he wants to listen and be supportive, he first has to deal with your body's needs. Having an anxiety attack? Do some breathing exercises, ground yourself, and take a bite of a lemon. Chest pain and irritable stomach from holding in all your negative emotions? Take a second to dance, cry, and release the negative thoughts. Then, when all that is said and done, he'll sit down with you and figure out the best way to solve your problems.

D reams -  How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Being a small town, settle down type, Richard has always seen you two having a small wedding with all your loved ones followed by having a few children. Although he never really planned to find 'the one,' you turned his life around and showed him that he is good and secure enough to finally start living the life he always wanted. And now that he knows you'll love him forever (hair or no hair), he's confident in the quiet life you'll soon live.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or are they rather passive?

As much as he wants to be dominant and feel in control in the relationship, we all know his scrawny ass could never 😔. And we all know he would love to have someone dominate him. That being said, he loves the challenge that comes with both of you fighting for dominance. But he’s more than willing to calm down and allow you to take control more often than not. 

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How is their fighting?

Being the prick he is, especially with his mars in aries, it will definitely take Richard a while to calm down and discuss arguments with your. While fighting, he is vicious and acts like a wounded animal. None of it is really intentional, he just gets too heated too fast and gets caught up in his emotions. That, added to an inability to express his emotions properly at the moment he feels them, makes him a bit difficult in fights. 

That being said, once he calms down and feels the guilt of his actions he immediately comes back to you and spews out an apology. If your fight was especially bad, he’ll end up setting up a nice dinner for both of you and let out a heartfelt apology. He loves you with everything he has in him, but he’s still dealing with processing and expressing a variety of feelings (plus he’s a man lmao).  

G ratitude - How grateful are they they in general? Are they aware of what there s/o is doing for them?

With his string of luck and life choices, Richard is very grateful for all of the good things he has in his life; especially you. He understands first hand how fast life can turn sour, so he doesn’t take a second of his life for granted once he meets you. 

He knows how much effort you’ve put into y’alls relationship and is aware of how much of impact you’ve had on his life and personality. And for everything that you do, he is deeply appreciative. And he tries to return that energy back to you 100% every day you two are together. 

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

After you figured out his secret about his hair, he knew that he could trust you with everything else. The only thing that he keeps to himself really are secrets that deal with surprises for you. Besides that, he shares relatively everything that concerns him.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

In a way, you both change different aspects of each other; while Richard makes you more sarcastic and ambitious, you make Richard more laid back and wholesome. But when you mix, there seems to be a harmonious balance of the perfect personality. 

Furthermore, you help each other work through personal trauma and make sure that the other isn’t falling into a bought of negative emotions. That strengthens your relationship while also making you both better versions of yourself. 

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Being the sarcastic prick and insecure person he is, Richard is definitely someone who gets jealous easily. To him, you could have anyone you wanted; someone with hair, a better build, and definitely with a better personality. And when he sees you with a man that possess all of those things, he tends to get pretty jealous. 

But he never takes that out on you. He knows that you would never cheat on him or avoid communicating your intentions. When a situation like this comes up, he usually takes a moment to contemplate his insecurities, stews in it for while, then brings it up to you. When that’s all said and done though, you both usually curl up and remind each other how much you both love and appreciate each other. 

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like? + 

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Overall, Richard is actually a pretty decent kisser. He moves in just the right ways and knows how to avoid being excessive. Additionally, with the love that he puts behind every kiss, he makes you feel loved and appreciated with every languid motion. 

The first kiss you two shared was after a company party when you took him home to watch a movie. You both got bored of waiting around and doing nothing at the party, so you left to do something more fun together. After sitting on the opposite ends of your couch, you both started to slowly inch closer and closer to each other. By the time you both started cuddling together, he felt as though the time was perfect to lean in and risk it all. 

And when he gripped your chin, pulled you in, and placed a slow kiss to your lips, you both knew that you wanted to turn this official. 

That being said, he still wanted your consent on if things would truly turn official or not. After letting out a whispered confession of love to you, you both thought it wise to discuss your newly developed relationship. 

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? 

Getting married is a definite for Richard. He doesn’t care what kind of wedding it is or when it happens, he just wants everybody to know that you’re his and that he’s yours. 

Not one to be overly dramatic or public about an important moment, Richard proposes to you while you two are on a camping trip together in the mountains. You had both just woken up and began drinking your coffee on a log by one of the lookouts. With the rising sun hitting your eyes an hair in all the right points, he knew that he had to propose; it was the perfect moment. Not even his nerves could prevent him from doing it.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

With this man’s wit and sarcasm, he never fails to have new and creative nicknames for you. Usually though, your nicknames depend on the type of mood he’s feelilng.

Sarcastic? My sweet turtle dove. Affectionate? Sweetheart. Playful? Sugar/Angel Face.

It just depends :)

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

When in love, Richard can act like a wistful and love-struck romantic. From afar, Richard can be seen sending you longing and affectionate looks. Furthermore, when you two are near each other, people pick up the way he always drifts really close to you and continuously reaches towards your hand.

While he has a tendency to act aloof and uncaring, Richard does make it a priority to tell you how much he loves you (as well as how radiant you look to him) at least twice a day. He never wants you to feel as though he doesn’t think you are anything less than deserving of all the love you can handle. Even if you two fight, he always puts aside his pride and remembers to tell you that he loves you. 

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

When it comes to PDA at the beginning of you two’s relationship, Richard wasn’t too much of a fan. He was still stuck in the mindset that he had a reputation to uphold; he couldn’t be seen being soft and mushy, he had to be suave and respectable. But as you guys’ relationship progresses he begins to appreciate showing you love no matter the situation. 

If you were to ask one of his coworkers on how he’s changed since being with you, they would definitely point out the fact that he has softened up considerably. He doesn’t care too much about his ‘reputation’ as much since he only focuses on showing you affection during the moments where it fits. By the time you two create a well-rounded relationship, he begins to casually brag about you and how you are the most fantastic significant other anyone could meet. It gets a little annoying, but people find it endearing do a certain extent. (it’s still Richard we’re talking about here lmao)

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship

He understands astrology and a few other personalty based aspects of people, so he acknowledges all of your quirks down to a ‘T.’ He knows your communication style, love language, argument method, preferences, etc. just by a birth date and a few other factors. 

That being said, he also knows what things are particularly difficult to you, which helps when you aren’t able to communicate how you’re feeling on most occasions. (He has yet to learn how to solve his own problems with this quirk though)

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Once Richard knows that you love and support him unconditionally, he becomes the sappiest, most romantic person you’ve ever met. Although he has his cliché moments, Richard is usually creative with his methods on making you happy or keeping your relationship interesting. Most of which have to do with the office where you two work *wink* *wink*

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Being a man of high ambition and deep respect, Richard would love to help you reach your goals; no matter how big they seem. Especially if you are the same way with him. 

He knows how much success and respect can mean to a person, so he will do anything to help you achieve the things you want. One aspect that he likes most about you guys’ relationship, is that you both constantly work towards bettering each other. He believes that you were both meant for great things. And if you associate great things with living off-grid and become self-sustainable, then he’ll help you achieve that. 

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Richard appreciates a sense of routine in his life and relationship- especially when it comes to his well-being. But this is mainly linked to his underlying trauma from childhood and career. Not that he’ll ever admit this though, he’s got a reputation to maintain.

He’s never really been given the opportunity to feel free enough to be himself and act childish. It was always, ‘act too mature and professional’ or ‘be cold, distant, and ambitious.’ When you came along though, he finally felt secure enough to open up and be himself. Which, of course, led to trying new things in your relationship. He’s down to try anything if it makes you happy; cause when you’re happy, he’s happy. 

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Deep down, Richard is not the most empathetic person. He’s had to rely on himself for almost his entire life, so being able to read and cater to another person isn’t the easiest for him. Reading social cues on the other hand, is. That being said, his love for you runs deep and he’s willing to just about anything to make you happy. He’ll take notice of the little things you like and the gestures you’ve come to appreciate, and repeats those. 

Additionally, he understands that you aren’t responsible for his healing. He knows that he is responsible for a huge majority of it, so he takes note of your empathetic nature and uses it to heal not only himself, but you as well. 

When that’s all said and done, Richard comes to learn a lot about both of you and shocks all of his associates with how close you two have become over the years. 

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Richard values your relationship as much as he values air. Which definitely says something. The man doesn’t care that much about anything when it comes down to it (publicly that is), but he does care for you. And his is willing to quit his job, move across the globe, or do anything you wish just so that he can make you happy for even a second.

After he met you, nothing really mattered as much as you guys’ relationship. To him, those things were put on the back burner and wait. As Charles Aznavour sang, “Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears; And make them all my souvenirs; For where she goes I've got to be. The meaning of my life is she.”

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon

Richard has actually always wanted to have a child. Since he never had a father present in his life and repressed his inner child, he has always wanted to prove that he was better than his parents. That being said, he’d love to have a little girl over a son. Mainly because he knows she will bring out the softer side in him.

All in all, he just wants to nurture and care for a child that he knows will grow up to have a stunning personality and life. 

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

At heart, Richard is a man with a deep, passionate, and affectionate nature. He loves being close to you and enjoys laying back and spending some personal time together. He loves all sorts of kisses he receives from you. Whether they be short and sweet or long and languid, he loves them all. 

When it comes to the long and languid ones though, he loves to do them while you’re cuddling together. 

Is it because he knows it’ll lead to something more? Maybe....but he’ll never admit that. 

Plus, sometimes he just like being held so he knows he’s cared for.

Y earning - How do they cope when they're missing their partner?

Let's be honest, Richard can become a bit of a prick when you're not around. Since you both work together, everyone notices the day's where you’re absent; cause his toxic energy goes through the roof. Although he isn't insufferable, he definitely reverts back to his sarcastic and aggressive method of communicating and acting. But he can't really help it; (his mars is in scorpio 🙄 jk jk lmao) he doesn't have someone around to treat him right y'know? When he's alone though, he tends to get a bit melancholic and revert to sitting around and waiting for you. It isn't his proudest moment in life, but he’s trying to get used to the fact that you might not always be there. With that in mind, he copes the best way he knows how: by occupying his mind. Which is usually by working on his cars or cycling.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind?

Similar to his career and the things he aspires to do in life, you are something that Richard will go great lengths for. Although Richard knows when to quit, committing to a task is something that isn’t unfamiliar to him. He will work night and day to please you and keep you happy. 

Need him to take the day off to help you with a task or take care of you? Done with no hesitation. Need more emotional support because of recent events? He’ll drop everything in seconds. To him, nothing is worth ruining the relationship you two have worked so hard for. 

#x reader #tommy boy #richard hayden x reader #david spade #david spade x reader #richard hayden #richard tommy boy #richard hayden imagine #tommy boy x reader #tommy boy 1995 #tommy boy imagine #fanfic

[hauntedheroines]

Heavy pining and unresolved sexual tension

Shipping doesn’t have to be necessarily about sex.

But come on, who are we kidding.

Here is a list of couples with moments that exhale sex and will murder you with sexual frustration.

I’ll be restraining myself to dysfunctional ships and with many UST scenes. Included one-sided attraction.

PS: Keep in mind dysfunctional not only means toxic and immoral. It also means people who can’t date normally bc, despise not being villainous, it’s their tragedy or bc they have too many differences (They maybe even enjoy bicking and teasing more than dating)

Faves

Batman franchise (Batman x Catwoman) {They are on opposites sides, but aren’t toxic}

BBC Robin Hood (Guy x Marian)

Boy, The (Brahms x Greta)

Carmilla (Carmilla x Laura)  [Female!Villain x Female!Hero] [Age gap]

Company of Wolves, The (Huntsman x Rosaleen) [Age gap]

Escrava Isaura (Isaura x Leôncio)

Grisha Trilogy, The (Alina x Darkling)

Guest, The (Anna x David)

Hannibal franchise (Clarice x Hannibal) [Age gap]

Juror, The (Anne x Vincent)

Labyrinth (Jareth x Sarah) [Age gap]

Mary Reilly (Jekyll/Hyde x Mary) [Age gap]

Nightmare on Elm Street, A (Freddy x Nancy) [Age gap] {UST is euphemism}

Notre Dame de Paris (Esmeralda x Frollo) [Age gap]

OA, The (Hap x Prairie) [Age gap]

Pedra Sobre Pedra (Murilo x Pilar)

Pirates of the Caribbean (Elizabeth x Jack)

PotO, The (Christine x Erik) [Age gap]

Princess Daisy (Daisy x Ram) [Incest]

Red Eye (Jackson x Lisa)

Schindler’s List (Amon x Helen)

SoIaF, A (Arya x Jaqen) [Age gap]

SoIaF, A (Petyr x Sansa) [Age gap]

SoIaF, A (Sandor x Sansa) [Age gap]

Story of a Man (Do Woo x Eun Soo) [Incest]

Uncle Adolph (Adolph x Geli) [Age gap] [Incest] [Every possible definition of wrong]

Vaghe Stelle Dell'Orsa (Gianni x Sandra) [Incest]

Wicked Science (Elizabeth x Toby) [Female!Villain x Male!Hero]

Honorable mention

A Forfeit of Dreams (Labyrinth fanfic): Considered by the fandom to be the perfect Labyrinth sequel, A Forfeit of Dreams is better than all the fanfics you ever read and most books as well. It could also be called UST: The novel.

Complete list

(below the cut)

CANON

Ashes to Ashes (Alex x Gene)

Batman franchise (Batman x Catwoman) {They are on opposites sides, but aren’t toxic} [3]

BBC Robin Hood (Guy x Marian)

Bear and the Nightingale, The (Konstantin x Vasya)

Bedazzled (The Devil x Elliot)

Blood Plus (Haji x Saya) {It’s a tragic ship, not vxh}

Boy Next Door, The (Claire x Noah) [Age gap]

Boy, The (Brahms x Greta)

Carmilla (Carmilla x Laura)  [Female!Villain x Female!Hero] [Age gap]

Company of Wolves, The (Huntsman x Rosaleen) [Age gap]

Crush, The (Darian x Nick) [Age gap] [Female!Villain x Male!Hero]

Daredevil (Frank x Karen)

Daughter of Darkness (Grigore x Katherine)

Death Machine (Hayden x Jack)

Dracula 2000 (Dracula x Mary)

Escrava Isaura (Isaura x Leôncio)

Gladiator (Commodus x Lucilla) [Incest]

Grisha Trilogy, The (Alina x Darkling)

Guest, The (Anna x David)

Hannibal franchise (Clarice x Hannibal) [Age gap]

Heart of Justice, The (Elliot x Emma) [Incest]

Heathers (J.D. x Veronica)

Jigoku Shōjo (Maho x Mikio) [Incest]

Journey, The (Diana x Surov) {They are on opposites sides, but aren’t toxic}

Juror, The (Anne x Vincent)

Labyrinth (Jareth x Sarah) [Age gap]

Legend of the Seeker (Denna x Richard) [Female!Villain x Male!Hero]

Lost in Austen (Amanda x Wickham)

Mary Reilly (Jekyll/Hyde x Mary) [Age gap]

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Jane x John) {They are on opposites sides, but aren’t toxic} [2]

NBC Dracula (Lucy x Mina)  [Female!Villain x Female!Hero]

Nightmare on Elm Street, A (Freddy x Nancy) [Age gap] {UST is euphemism}

Notre Dame de Paris (Esmeralda x Frollo) [Age gap]

OA, The (Hap x Prairie) [Age gap]

OUaT (Emma x Every fucking villain that ever crossed her path) {I could only watch until half of season 3 doe. The show gets cheesier each season}

Pedra Sobre Pedra (Murilo x Pilar)

Peter Pan 2003 (Hook x Wendy) [Age gap]

Pirates of the Caribbean (Elizabeth x Jack)

Pitch Black (Carolyn x Riddik)

PotO, The (Christine x Erik) [Age gap]

Princess Daisy (Daisy x Ram) [Incest]

Prometheus (David x Shaw)

Red Eye (Jackson x Lisa)

Schindler’s List (Amon x Helen)

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (Eris x Sinbad) [Female!Villain x Male!Hero]

SoIaF, A (Arya x Jaqen) [Age gap]

SoIaF, A (Petyr x Sansa) [Age gap]

SoIaF, A (Sandor x Sansa) [Age gap]

Story of a Man (Do Woo x Eun Soo) [Incest]

Sucker Punch (Babydoll x Blue Jones)  [Age gap]

Tokyo Mew Mew (Ichigo x Kishu)

Uncle Adolph (Adolph x Geli) [Age gap] [Incest] [Every possible definition of wrong]

Vaghe Stelle Dell'Orsa (Gianni x Sandra) [Incest]

Wicked Science (Elizabeth x Toby) [Female!Villain x Male!Hero]

NOT CANON

ATLA (Katara x Zuko)

Life With Derek (Casey x Derek)

Kim Possible (Kim x Shego) [Female!Villain x Female!Hero]

So Weird (Bricriu x Fiona) [Age gap]

World Without End (Carys x Edward)

Tesis (Angela x Bosco) {This one is very hot for a non canon}

#Useful lists #Villain x Heroine #Dating Catwoman #Brahms x Greta #Alarkling #Anna x David #Sareth #Sansan #Hoap #Christine x Erik #Sparrabeth #Fresme #Krueger x Nancy #Clannibal #Daisy x Ram #Anne x Vincent #Isaura x Leôncio #Multicouples

[ladynonsense]

Choices Fanfic Masterlist

Currently Updating:

Clanless Bloodbound AU where MC Chloe is turned against her will and ends up living among the clanless with Jax, looking for answers for why she was turned...and what she’s become.

Jax x MC (Chloe)

Part 1: The Interview Part 2: The Vampire Part 3: The Rebel Part 4: Self Control (NSFW) Part 5: Something Else Part 6: Sunlight (NSFW) Part 7: Bloodlust

Completed Series:

A Royal Disgrace: TRR/PM Crossover Damien and Riley (TRR MC) have a shared past, and they cross paths again when Damien is hired to spy on her and King Liam during the engagement tour. But things get...complicated. Yes, this is the Damien x Liam series.

Liam x MC (Riley), Drake x MC (Riley), Damien x m!MC (Kai), Damien x Liam

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 (NSFW) We Can’t Do This (Damien x Liam drabble, set between chapters 4 and 5) Part 5 Part 6 (NSFW) Part 7 Part 8 (NSFW) Part 9 Part 10 (NSFW) Epilogue

ALTERNATE ENDING: Doomed Ship

Drabbles etc. in this AU: Liam x Damien OTP Ask Liam x Damien 'Who Does What’ Ask (spending time naked) Liam x Damien ‘Who Does What’ Ask (jealousy) Things You Said When You Were Drunk (Liam x Damien) Things You Didn’t Say (Liam x Damien) Things You Said Through Your Teeth (Liam x Damien)

One Night in the City TRR AU where the Beaumonts don’t sponsor Riley and she is left behind in New York for the social season. Complicated romantic entanglement is no longer their biggest problem when Liam and Olivia’s wedding is attacked and a dangerous plot begins to unfold.

Liam x MC, Drake x MC, Liam x Olivia, Drake x Olivia, Liam x Drake

Part 1: The King (NSFW) Part 2: The Waitress (NSFW) Part 3: Awkward Part 4: The Duchess Part 5: I’m In (NSFW) Part 6: Restless Part 7: Going Home Part 8: The Wedding (NSFW) Part 9: Safe Part 10: Complicated (NSFW) Part 11: Honesty (NSFW) Part 12: Aftermath Part 13: Secrets Part 14: I Do Part 15: Let Me In Part 16: Not Again (NSFW) Part 17: The Stranger Part 18: ...And Stay Down Part 19: Responsible Part 20: Courage and Strength

Epilogue Part 1: Secrets Epilogue Part 2: Plots & Murders

The Duke TRR MC Beatrix is devastated after Liam proposes to Madeleine, and falls hard for Bertrand Beaumont’s particular breed of tough love in the aftermath. This is primarily a smut series with a healthy dose of angst.

Bertrand x MC, Liam x MC

Part 1 (NSFW) Part 2 (NSFW) Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 (NSFW)

Ship Has Sailed (Bertrand x MC drabble set after the events of The Duke)

Standalone fics, drabbles, etc. by book

The Royal Romance

Friendly Fire (Maxwell x MC) Rain (Liam x MC) (NSFW) Not Going Anywhere (Drake x Liam) Death Drop (Maxwell x friends) Irresistible (Olivia x MC) (NSFW)

Drabbles etc: Liam x Drake, Liam x Olivia, Liam x MC OTP Asks Liam x Drake, Liam x Olivia, Liam x MC ‘Who Does What’ Asks Bastien “Personal Free Time” HC Ask “Commanding Liam” HC Ask King Liam HC Ask Drake Walker HC Ask Leo HC Ask Bastien HC Ask Liam x Drake OTP Asks

I’ll also include my exhaustive list of every diamond scene where you get to make out with or bang King Liam, sorted by hotness. It’s a labour of love.

Bloodbound

Nobody Can Hear Us (Jax x Chloe) (NSFW)

Drabbles etc:  Jax x Chloe OTP Ask (Clanless AU) Sergio the Houseboy HC Ask Adam Vega HC Ask

Perfect Match

featuring f!MC Rory Park:

In Captivity (Damien x f!MC) In Pain (Damien x f!MC) Rory’s Secret (Damien x f!MC) (NSFW) Sweet Dreams (Damien x f!MC) Yes or No (f!MC x Sloane x m!Hayden) (NSFW) Ugh...Feelings (f!MC x Alana) (NSFW) Every Inch of Him (Khaan x f!MC) (NSFW) His Ghost (Dames x f!MC) (NSFW)

featuring m!MC Reggie Park:

8 Nights in Paridise (Khaan x m!MC)

Drabbles etc: Damien x f!MC OTP Ask Nadia Park HC Ask Damien x f!MC Who Does What Asks (books, tea, ticklish) Damien x f!MC Who Does What Asks (mornings, i love you, baby crazy) Reckless (f!MC x Damien) (Angry kiss prompt) Damien x f!MC Movie Date HC Ask

Red Carpet Diaries

Iowa Bound (Matt x MC)

Misc Drabbles and HCs

Sebastian Delacroix HC Ask Duke Richards HC Ask Prince Hamid HC Ask D&D MC HC Ask Luke Harper HC Ask

#choices #fanfic #masterlist #trr #bloodbound #perfect match

[diaryofanobsessivefangirl]

Any material you know with sexual tension?

I’ll be restraining myself to dysfunctional ships and with many UST scenes. Included one-sided sexual frustration. If you wanna normal ships or not so many scene, just ask.

PS: Keep in mind dysfunctional not only means toxic and immoral. It also means people who can’t date normally bc, despise not being villainous, it’s their tragedy or bc they have too many differences (They maybe even enjoy bicking and teasing more than dating)

Faves

Batman franchise (Batman x Catwoman) {They are on opposites sides, but aren’t toxic}

Boy, The (Brahms x Greta)

Carmilla (Carmilla x Laura)  [Female!Villain x Female!Hero] [Age gap]

Company of Wolves, The (Huntsman x Rosaleen) [Age gap]

Escrava Isaura (Isaura x Leôncio)

Grisha Trilogy, The (Alina x Darkling)

Guest, The (Anna x David)

Hannibal franchise (Clarice x Hannibal) [Age gap]

Juror, The (Anne x Vincent)

Labyrinth (Jareth x Sarah) [Age gap]

Mary Reilly (Jekyll/Hyde x Mary) [Age gap]

Nightmare on Elm Street, A (Freddy x Nancy) [Age gap] {UST is euphemism}

Notre Dame de Paris (Esmeralda x Frollo) [Age gap]

OA, The (Hap x Prairie) [Age gap]

Pedra Sobre Pedra (Murilo x Pilar)

Pirates of the Caribbean (Elizabeth x Jack)

PotO, The (Christine x Erik) [Age gap]

Princess Daisy (Daisy x Ram) [Incest]

Red Eye (Jackson x Lisa)

Schindler’s List (Amon x Helen)

SoIaF, A (Arya x Jaqen) [Age gap]

SoIaF, A (Petyr x Sansa) [Age gap]

SoIaF, A (Sandor x Sansa) [Age gap]

Story of a Man (Do Woo x Eun Soo) [Incest]

Uncle Adolph (Adolph x Geli) [Age gap] [Incest] [Every possible definition of wrong]

Vaghe Stelle Dell'Orsa (Gianni x Sandra) [Incest]

Wicked Science (Elizabeth x Toby) [Female!Villain x Male!Hero]

Honorable mention

A Forfeit of Dreams (Labyrinth fanfic): Considered by the fandom to be the perfect Labyrinth sequel, A Forfeit of Dreams is better than all the fanfics you ever read and most books as well. It could also be called UST: The novel.

Complete list

CANON

Ashes to Ashes (Alex x Gene)

Batman franchise (Batman x Catwoman) {They are on opposites sides, but aren’t toxic} [3]

Bedazzled (The Devil x Elliot)

Blood Plus (Haji x Saya) {It’s a tragic ship, not vxh}

Boy Next Door, The (Claire x Noah) [Age gap]

Boy, The (Brahms x Greta)

Carmilla (Carmilla x Laura)  [Female!Villain x Female!Hero] [Age gap]

Company of Wolves, The (Huntsman x Rosaleen) [Age gap]

Crush, The (Darian x Nick) [Age gap] [Female!Villain x Male!Hero]

Daughter of Darkness (Grigore x Katherine)

Death Machine (Hayden x Jack)

Dracula 2000 (Dracula x Mary)

Escrava Isaura (Isaura x Leôncio)

Gladiator (Commodus x Lucilla) [Incest]

Grisha Trilogy, The (Alina x Darkling)

Guest, The (Anna x David)

Hannibal franchise (Clarice x Hannibal) [Age gap]

Heart of Justice, The (Elliot x Emma) [Incest]

Heathers (J.D. x Veronica)

Jigoku Shōjo (Maho x Mikio) [Incest]

Journey, The (Diana x Surov) {They are on opposites sides, but aren’t toxic}

Juror, The (Anne x Vincent)

Labyrinth (Jareth x Sarah) [Age gap]

Legend of the Seeker (Denna x Richard) [Female!Villain x Male!Hero]

Lost in Austen (Amanda x Wickham)

Mary Reilly (Jekyll/Hyde x Mary) [Age gap]

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Jane x John) {They are on opposites sides, but aren’t toxic} [2]

NBC Dracula (Lucy x Mina)  [Female!Villain x Female!Hero]

Nightmare on Elm Street, A (Freddy x Nancy) [Age gap] {UST is euphemism}

Notre Dame de Paris (Esmeralda x Frollo) [Age gap]

OA, The (Hap x Prairie) [Age gap]

OUaT (Emma x Every fucking villain that ever crossed her path) {I could only watch until half of season 3 doe. The show gets cheesier each season}

Pedra Sobre Pedra (Murilo x Pilar)

Peter Pan 2003 (Hook x Wendy) [Age gap]

Pirates of the Caribbean (Elizabeth x Jack)

Pitch Black (Carolyn x Riddik)

PotO, The (Christine x Erik) [Age gap]

Princess Daisy (Daisy x Ram) [Incest]

Prometheus (David x Shaw)

Red Eye (Jackson x Lisa)

Schindler’s List (Amon x Helen)

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (Eris x Sinbad) [Female!Villain x Male!Hero]

SoIaF, A (Arya x Jaqen) [Age gap]

SoIaF, A (Petyr x Sansa) [Age gap]

SoIaF, A (Sandor x Sansa) [Age gap]

Story of a Man (Do Woo x Eun Soo) [Incest]

Sucker Punch (Babydoll x Blue Jones)  [Age gap]

Tokyo Mew Mew (Ichigo x Kishu)

Uncle Adolph (Adolph x Geli) [Age gap] [Incest] [Every possible definition of wrong]

Vaghe Stelle Dell'Orsa (Gianni x Sandra) [Incest]

Wicked Science (Elizabeth x Toby) [Female!Villain x Male!Hero]

NOT CANON

ATLA (Katara x Zuko)

Life With Derek (Casey x Derek)

Kim Possible (Kim x Shego) [Female!Villain x Female!Hero]

So Weird (Bricriu x Fiona) [Age gap]

World Without End (Carys x Edward)

Tesis (Angela x Bosco) {This one is very hot for a non canon}

#Answered #List

[myveryownfanfiction]

AN: I had to. I just had to. And if you haven’t watched Tommy Boy, I highly suggest it. 

I looked over at Richard as he drove us to the airport. His jaw was set and I could see that he did not appreciate Tom Callahan sending him to pick up Tommy nor did he appreciate Tom sending me along. Richard never liked me in his car for some reason and I had long ago stopped trying to figure out why. 

“Did Callahan really need to send both of us to get his idiot son?” Richard huffed. I swallowed the lump in my throat before answering. 

“Well you know Tommy can be a handful.” I suggested quietly. “And sometimes you aren’t the most patient person in the world.” Richard glanced over at me with a smile. 

“So you keep reminding me.” He chuckled before reaching over to hold my hand. I smiled and relaxed a little in my seat. “I am working on it though.” Richard squeezed my hand before putting his hand back on the steering wheel. 

“I know you are Richard.” I remarked as I shifted in my seat. “But I doubt Tom Callahan knows that.” Richard shrugged. We carried on in silence before Richard spoke again.

“Do you know why I never like you in the car when I’m driving?” His voiced shook. I bit my lip as I shook my head. 

“No. I always assumed it was because you loved the car more than me.” I whispered. Richard pulled up at a red light and turned towards me in shock.

“What?” He exclaimed. Reaching over he took my hand again and held it tightly, even after the light turned green and he had started driving again. “No! Definitely not!” I squeezed his hand before pulling it into my lap. “I’m sorry I ever gave you that idea (Y/N). But no. I don’t like you in the car when I’m driving because you’re too distracting.” He glanced at me and winked. “And I mean that in the best way possible. I love being distracted by you.” I smiled at my lap and interlocked our fingers. 

“Just not when you’re driving.” I finished. Richard chuckled and nodded. 

“Exactly.” We pulled up on the tarmac and Richard turned to look at me. “I love you (Y/N). So much more than this car. If something happened to the car, sure I’d be sad.” Richard shrugged as he paused. “But I would be devastated if anything ever happened to you.” Richard leaned over and kissed my cheek before pulling back to look at me. 

“Honest?” I asked, my voice shaking. Richard nodded. He let go of my hand to reach up and cupped my cheeks. 

“I cross my heart.” He whispered. I smiled as I reached up to hold his wrists. “I love you.” I blushed before ducking my head a little. 

“I love you too.” I responded as Richard gently titled my head back up. He kissed me gently before pulling away.

“Better not keep Tommy Boy waiting anymore.” He joked before getting out of the car and jogging over to my side to open my door. I laughed as his hand appeared in front of me. Taking it, Richard helped me out and closed the door. He wrapped his arm around me as we waited for Tommy to get off the plane. “Just a head’s up but you’re in the back. I’m gonna need my full attention on the road if he’s in the car.” I laughed as Richard whispered in my ear. 

“He is a handful.” I whispered back as we watched Tommy struggle to get off the plane. 

“Don’t have to tell me twice.” Richard rolled his eyes before tugging me along to meet Tommy. 

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[myveryownfanfiction]

I hung up the phone and sighed as I ran a hand down my face. Running my grandfather’s auto parts store was one thing but taking his clients was another thing entirely. After leaving Callahan Auto for personal reasons, I never thought I would stay in the car industry. There was a knock on my door and I pulled myself together quickly. 

“Come in!” I called before turning to the papers on my desk. The door opened as I read the name of the company on the sheet of paper my grandfather had sent over. Callahan. My head snapped up and I hoped beyond hope that it would be Big Tom Callahan. My eyes locked with the man walking into my office and I groaned. “You.” I whined. I didn’t notice how Richard’s eyebrows rose and his expression fell. I ran a hand down my face and stood, motioning to the chairs in front of me when I noticed Tommy behind him. 

“I’m sorry.” I heard Richard say quietly but I ignored him. 

“(Y/N)! Long time no see!” Tommy said, just as energetic as I had always known him to be. “I graduated college finally. If you didn’t hear.” I nodded and gave him a small smile. 

“Congrats Tommy!” I said with forced excitement. I looked between the two and took a second to realize something was wrong. “Wait. Where’s Tom?” The look on Richard’s face didn’t escape me this time. “What happened?” My voice dropped into almost a whisper. 

“My dad died.” Tommy said quietly. I held out my hand to him and he took it. 

“I’m sorry Tommy. He was always the nicest man I could have ever wanted to know.” I said. Richard looked at me before jumping in. 

“Callahan is about to go under. We are trying to sell Tom’s latest idea to get the money to keep the company going. They are brake pads.” He said. I nodded. 

“I remember those. He finally got them going. Good.” I looked down at the paperwork that my grandfather had given me. He said not to buy anything under any circumstances but he didn’t know what was going on. “We’ll take a hundred.” Richard’s eyes widened and Tommy looked over at him with a smile. 

“Seriously? Without the pitch?” Richard questioned. I nodded. 

“Tom was like a father to me and he helped me during the worst time of my life.” A look was shot at Richard. “I wouldn’t know half of what I know now if it wasn’t for him. So yes I want a hundred brake pads from Callahan. And if you need any help selling them, I want in.” Tommy stood up to hug me. I laughed as he pulled me out of my seat and I watched as Richard’s face lit up. Once the paperwork was done, the boys followed me home so I could pack for the trip. I left the two in my kitchen as I did my work. 

“What did you do to them?” I heard Tommy whisper to Richard. I could imagine the look Richard was giving Tommy at the moment. Taking a second to make sure they were not outside my door, I reached under my pillow for the picture that I kept there. I bit my lip to stop myself from letting out a sigh as I looked down at the slightly younger Richard standing with his arm around me and his head on top of mine. Longing filled me as I tucked the picture in between the clothes in my suitcase. Finishing my packing and zipping the suitcase, I realized I hadn’t heard Richard’s response. Not like it mattered anyway. There was a knock on my door and my head snapped up. 

“You were taking a while. I thought I’d come and see if you needed help.” Richard stood in the doorway awkwardly. I nodded and pointed to the second suitcase. 

“I need some clothes put in there.” I said as I grabbed my toiletry bag. We worked in silence as we did our respective jobs. 

“I’m sorry for what I had done to you.” Richard said quietly as he stood on one side of the bed with a suitcase in his hand. “I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t know you were in the room when I threw the book. I thought….” Richard broke off and his voice broke. A hand ran down his face and it looked like he was on the verge of tears. “I thought I was alone and that the book would fall before it hit anything. I can’t throw.” A bitter laugh broke the silence. “Then again that should have told me that I would nearly hit you with it.” 

“Richard, you know that wasn’t why I left.” I said quietly. Richard’s eyes met mine and I took a deep breath. “I left because even though I had forgiven you, you couldn’t forgive yourself. You didn’t hit me. You didn’t even scare me. I could hear the yelling before I walked into the room. I was going to check on you when that book flew through the door.” I played with the hem of my shirt while I waited for his answer. 

“I didn’t know.” Richard said as he ran a hand through his hair. “I still feel bad about it though.” I laughed at his expression before climbing over the bed to hug him. 

“Richard do you really think that after the things I’ve thrown and nearly hit you with I would leave over a book?” Richard laughed as well while catching me in a hug. I gently pulled him back with me as I fell back onto the bed. He came with me and we stayed there for a little while before Tommy came in. He smiled at the scene he had walked in on. 

“So are we ready to head out on the road?” Tommy asked as Richard started to get up. I took the offered hand and followed the boys out of my house and into the car. It was going to be a long ride but with a guy like Richard, what more could I want?

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