Name: Spamley
Debut: Ralph Breaks the Internet
Hey, remember the Ralph Breaks the Internet craze of 2018? What a time to be alive! Disney's film about What If The eBay Was A Place was an instant hit, due to the fact that everyone knows the Internet, and everyone wants to see a movie about it! You couldn't stop hearing about it! No wonder it won the Academy Award for best animated film! I think it beat out some movie about spiders, or something...?
Kids today might not remember, because 2018 was so long ago. They're too obsessed with their new age sexymen, like Raymond and the big balls Dwarf. But this movie wouldnt've been the cultural phenomenon it was without one character taking the world by storm: a certain J.P. Spamley!
The Internet fell in love with Spamley at first sight, flooding social media with memes and fan art about the loveable green prick. He rose to the highest ranks of the Tumblr Sex Man for a good while! You couldn't scroll for a few minutes without seeing his catchphrase, "Now's your chance to get rich playing video games!"
What kind of a megacorporation would Gisnep be if it didn't capitalize on Spamley's popularity? So they held a special Spamley Sweepstakes event on November 2019, allowing fans to donate money in honor of Spankley himself! All proceeds would go to Bob Iger and Baby Yoda, and if that's not wholesome, I don't know what is. Those who entered even had a chance of winning WILD prizes, like:
That's it that was the only prize
See him in theatres! This is what Disney told us all to do, and we listened! Little did we know they were doing this to hide a dark secret! If you buy the Blu-ray version of the movie, you can actually manipulate the Scene Select to watch the movie out of order and make some... strange things happen. You can look up a walkthrough online, but the gist of it is making Vanelope kill all the Disney Princesses. Especially Merida. And when you do, you unlock a weird alternate ending...
Spamley NEO is the secret true main antagonist of the film, and he wants to take over Oh My Disney to spread spam and advertisements! No! Not Oh My Disney! Please, for the love of God, NOT OH MY DISNEY!! You have to kill him. You have to destroy your Blu-ray copy of Ralph Breaks the Internet now. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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Concept art for Ralph Breaks the Internet by Brittney Lee
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Shank x F1 driver!Reader where they race against each other
The muscle cars drift to a stop…
Y/N: I win
Shank: (giggles) no fair you took a short cut
Y/N: hasn’t stopped you before
Shank: alright I concede. You win.
Y/N: do I get my prize?
Shank rolls her eyes before pulling Y/N into a kiss…
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This meme was on my mind ever since I saw The Marvels
(And she has a musical number, that's so princessy of her)
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Some random characters I spotted in Once Upon A Studio:
The Christmas elves from Prep and Landing
John Henry (from the eponymous short film), Lewis' adoptive mother Lucille from Meet the Robinsons, and Kida from Atlantis.
The Godfather and his daughter from Zootopia, Shank from Ralph Breaks the Internet and Namaari from Raya.
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You know that one scene in Wreck It Ralph 2 when a bunch of videogame characters group in front of the wifi entrance?
I bet Ragatha could pretty blend into the crowd as if she was part of the original scene
ragatha in wreck it Ralph 2
(YESSS I LOVE THIS MOVIE)
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