#R U KIDIDNG ME

[limjiminz]

i am FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

#IM GOING CRAZY #HOW COULD HE DO THIS TI ME IM TEUING TO STUDY!!!!! HELLO #EVERU COMEBAFK I KNOW ITS GOING TO HAPPEN BC HES FRIENDS WITH BEOMGYU. AND THEN I AM FACED WITH IT #DHRJFBRLRNDJRBRKRJDB DUDE !!!!!!!!! DUDE #R U KIDIDNG ME #JRRKFNDJDBFJDN HES SO GOOD #HES SO TALENTED HE BODIED THIS IM GOING INSANE #latria mou #iri.txt

[deadeery]

so excited for the one piece la and i dont even have netflix

#anyone can be a pirate……………… #i dont have tha money for 10 dolar every monthg r u kididng me

[cabensqn]

i saw a clip of svu where noah googled olivia so what if hes asks alex about getting shot or something , or like any other articles that could've been written about her and / or olivia

i just need him to ask olivia about alex PLEASE

sigh i think svu has been going on too long they dont even remember anything before s15 but i dont watch the show anymore so

anyways i really need to write a domestic cabenson fic with noah i think that would be cute

#shitpost #alex cabot #law and order svu #svu #cabenson #olivia benson #cabenson is loml #imagine them as parents #like r u kididng #theyre everything to me

[daddyjackfrost]

Are we on a "chapter every week" basis, or can i pay you to post em sooner? i'll bake cookies, i'll tuck u in ur bed if u wish. i'll even read you a bed time story.

ur so cute. i’ll take the cookies and story PLEASE

but yes i think we’re on a chapter every week basis (probably two per week) since i want every chapter to be better than the last

#ITS A LOT OF WRITING #like damn #7914 words??? #r u kididng me rn #but yeah #like i’ll start writing chapter 3 tmr #who knows when i’ll finish #but ily tysm #stay with me ; morpheus #hana’s.asks!

[divorcebf]

men shoul be jailed

#HE POSTED A BLQCK AND WHITE PCI OF HIM SHIRTLESS R U FUCJUNG KIDIDNG ME

[hyunsvngs]

hyun clip

https://x.com/in2128j/status/1715674119298244832?s=46

if i say the cliche chains dangling in ur face while y’all are fucki-*gets dragged away*

link

if u said that i would so agree with u anonnie. ALSO FUCK HIM FOR ACTING ALL COY N CUTE LIKE HE WASNT JUST SEDUCING A WHOLE STADIUM OF PEOP;E? R U KIDIDNG ME

#juno’s asks ♡ #sweet baby anon #asks: hyune

[casiia]

NONONONONONONO. HE BETTER COME BACK ISTG IM GONNA RIP ALL MY HAIR OUT AND BECOME BADL R U FUCKING KIDIDNG ME???!??!?

#— ++ cassia watches tlou <3 #saddest episode lowkey #i’m crying do real #this was not the move #to watch it #on vacay #lowk #URUGIGIFKGKGIF

[necrosary]

there are people who still listen to and stan mindless self indulgence... r u kididng me...

#god. #i'm saying this as an ex-fan #who physically owns 90% of their discography #(i'm in the process of trying to get rid of it) #when i did listen to them i bought everything from ebay/discogs so no one got money tbw #but jesus christ. please get a life. #i'm not one to necessarily care about an artist being 'problematic' #but y'all's precious frontman needs to be in jail #and by the way! #COURT RULINGS ≠ EVIDENCE OF DISPROVAL #it's common fucking knowledge that the justice system is terrible to s/a victims #s/a mention #jimmy urine #mindless self indulgence #msi

[nbsoftbutch]

I. I feel like someone should tell you that you just recommended alice oseman their own book in the notes of their post lmao

R. U KIDIDNG ME DJDJSKFNFN

[wotakois]

im yelling out of my ass

#r u kididng me

[lizstiel]

"misha looks so blahblahblahpeopleageblah" okay coward, but I'd still let him step on my windpipe so 💅

#like r u kididng me #is it even a QUESTION

[seokmatthewz]

i'm going to scream out loud

#DOES HE GET TO DANCE IN THISNSONG HELLO?????? #ateez #r u kididng me.............what am i supposed to do now.........die???

[idiotphobic-archive]

are y. are you fucking kidding me.

#love.txt #ARTFIGHT JUST FUCKING. #FAILED ON ME WHEN I WAS TRYING 2 SUBMIT AN ATTACK R U KIDIDNG????? AAAAAAAAAA

[sceneryfilm]

i’m never gonna stop thing about this

#like R U KIDIDNG ME #THESE R MY BOYS #TH E TWO BOYS I LOVE THE MOST IN THIS WORLD !!! #EMBRACING N LVOING THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER !!!! #taejoon #lucy speaks

[barbiegirldream]

wait i just realized they said "the dteam never had any real investment in the dsmp" HELLOOOO? HOW R U ACTUALLY GONNA SAY DREAM WAS NEVER INVESTED IN THE DREAM SMP ARE YOU KIDIDNG ME?? he works SO HARD on everything HES THE MAIN VILLAIN HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HIS ACTING im gonna break something holy fuck

YES! Repeat after me everyone DSMP stands for Dream SMP. There is no server without George asking for one to play survival on. There is no disc war, no exile, no november 16th, no prison arc, no elections, no doomsday, no nothing without Dream.

#discourse

[daddyjackfrost]

List the Olympians (+Hades and Hestia) in order form favorite to least favorite, and why <33

omgomgomgomgomg

okay! this actually took a little time cuz i had to really think it over. fair warning, the percy jackson fan in me is highly biased.

favourite to least favourite;

- Hades (is this obvious? yes. okay, beside being like chill and a loyal husband, he is SO cool. his power increases day by day! the increasing number of dead really does nourish his power. AND! his punishments? *solve this is puzzle* what a guy.)

- Apollo (he’s cool. LOL no okay, i know most of the myths about Apollo and yk he ain’t really a good guy, tho none of them are. everything he is the god of, are things i love and enjoy, plus he’s bi! so, respect 😌)

- Artemis (my QUEEN. she’s sexy what can i say. and i’m pretty sure she’s like the biggest lesbian every which i have to respect. i could be wrong don’t come at me she’s also this feminist icon and i love how she kinda did her own thing? and killed the men who tried to dishonour her.)

- Hestia (my soft queen. i really think that she’s just this kind goddess and from what i know, i love her. i love that her priorities were family and community and that everyone seemed to have kinda worshipped her. plus! i have this wicked idea in my head that even though she was kind, she would be the ultimate downfall of her siblings. *wink wink*)

- Dionysus (i love him. tbh, he and apollo could be tied, but i only recently started reading more about him. i have a lot to say about this guy, mainly because he was SO complex. Dionysus teaches us to become more than what we ordinarily are. He represents pure freedom, emotion, pleasures, nonconformity, and chaos. he’s also so chill?? like yeah he’s done some bad things (i found 3 major things) but he’s better than Zeus and therefor i love him)

- Hephaestus (he’s really powerful. that’s all i gotta say. he literally trapped Hera and literally blackmailed GODS. he’s an icon r u kididng me. also! tho he’s strong, he keeps a pretty low profile and apparently he’s nice and has a heart of a child. wait he also tried to rape athena— i take it back. he’s not an icon. idk man. i think he’s pretty skilled and i would love to watch him work.)

- Hermes (i would rob a bank with him, no cap. apparently he was a hoe tho. i feel like hades liked him. i like him mainly because he’s a sneaky piece of shit, and he’s considered the protector of human heralds so imma assume he’s nice. i don’t know if hermes has done anything like SUPER seriously bad, but i think he’s cool)

- Aphrodite (okay, i don’t hate aphrodite! i actually love her and her whole aura. i honestly think she needs to get over herself tho. a war? over an apple? ma’am pls. tbh, i think the goddess was bad tempered and quick to jealousy but she did protect those who worshiped her to some extent so, respect i guess. i think she could’ve kept it in her pants tho)

- Athena (NO I LOVE HER SHE SHOULD BE AT THE TOP BUT recent discoveries has bumped her down a bit. during my pjo phase, i wanted to be a daughter of athena SO bad. there can be many things said about athena, but she isn’t the goddess i thought she was. yeah, she’s super cool, and she’s good at war and giving dumb heroes courage, but eh. i think she’s hot. i just think she had a dark side and so here she is)

- Demeter (tbh i forgot her😀 so. i think she should just lay off hades and persephone. such a hover mother🙄 i think she’s pretty cool tho. very reliable and besides famine and extreme drama, i don’t think she’s ever done anything really bad? OH OH SHES A BAD BITCH THO. she’s also a pretty good mother. she loved persephone and u can see that with the way she defies zeus. zeus is a bitch for raping demeter)

-Ares (i almost forgot him omg. i think ares is under appreciated. he’s kinda only associated with war? and there aren’t many myths about him. i think he’s portrayed pretty negatively tho he did do some negative things. ares was kinda an assholw ngl. not like, SUPER bad, but i think he had daddy issues. oh oh!! i think i read somewhere that he never raped anyone and never considered women inferior to him, so, respect. i like him. i think we could be friends.)

[okay i’m ngl, these three are my least favourite. i literally like everybody above this]

- Poseidon (sigh. he’s a bitch. he’s moody and bad-tempered and so greedy. i think his powers are SO COOL THO. literally i also wanted to be a daughter of poseidon because r u dumb??? oh he’s such a misogynist tho. and a serial rapist?? keep it in your pants?? i don’t necessarily think he’s evil, mainly because our concept of good and evil don’t apply to myths and gods so. i just think poseidon is petty and i would like to give him a wedgie.)

- Hera ( a BITCH. sorry, that’s my pjo self talking. she’s so jealous and vengeful?? like sorry miss girl, ur pus*y just aint it. that’s ur fault. i really think hera and zeus should have gone to couples therapy. i think hera is petty but also rightfully so— her husband SUCKS. she killed dionysus’s while family tho😐 and did a whole shit ton of rude and bad things. i think hera should have killed zeus and retired and then lived among humans and found a nice human man who wouldn’t cheat. idk man. i’m always so conflicted with hera. do i like her? no. but do i feel bad? yeah.)

- Zeus (🙄 enough said. i don’t like zeus. at all. fuck zeus WAIT DO NOT that’s all. i think he’s a bitch and kronos should’ve just sat on him or something.)

WELL. that was... yeah. that was a mess. thank you for asking this tho! i had so much fun.

#greek #greek gods #greek mythology #olympian gods #zeus #posidon #hades #hermes #hephaestus #hestia #athena #apollo #artemis #hera #demeter #ares #asks #dark academia