#Qui woke up to a black eyed Padawan floating in his doorway speaking the language of the gods

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Mace: Onto the next order of business- *turns to glare at Dooku when his comm goes off again* Do you need to answer that?

Dooku: *suspicious look* It’s just Qui-Gon.

Sifo-Dyas: :) Yan gave his newest Padawan a book on dead languages.

Mace: I… don’t see why that’s a bad thing? Obi-Wan loves languages, you’d think Qui-Gon would be happy with his student getting along with his master.

Dooku: First of all, that is the opposite of what Qui-Gon wants. Second of all… Obi-Wan taught himself to speak some of these dead languages. And now they’re what he speaks in when he’s sleepwalking. Qui-Gon wants me to find the exorcist we used on his last padawan when Xana started acting funny.

Council: …

Yoda: *giggling*

Yaddle: You helped Dooku pick out the book, didn’t you?

Yoda: Said anything, I didn’t!

Mace: Oh my god. He’s terrifying enough when he’s sleepwalking.

Sifo-Dyas: :) I think it’s cute. He’s a sweetie.

Plo: He is, he really is, I tell you, Qui-Gon almost had to fight me for him.

Dooku: *quietly turns his comm on silent and puts it face down on the chair* Onto next business?

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #obi wan kenobi #master dooku #yan dooku #qui gon jinn #Qui woke up to a black eyed Padawan floating in his doorway speaking the language of the gods #damn near shit himself in terror #Sifo thinks the kiddo is very innocent and cute #yoda is love #they exorcised Xanatos and he’s in rehab now lol #which means Qui actively wanted Obi instead of a child being forced on him in all my AUs #antichrist obi wan