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#PLEASE I AM DERANGED I AM FERAL I WANT THEM TO HAVE A CHILD BUT I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT CHILDBIRTH
asliceofzosan · 6 months
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posting another zosan brain worm: accidental baby acquisition but is it truly an accident 🤔
its where the straw hats dock at an island for supplies as per usual. but this island has a specific allure. its civilization is descended from an ancient society that worshipped benevolent gods. so benevolent in fact that even if the people now don't worship them as much as before, once a year, every person who steps foot on the island gets their wish granted. it can be anything at all.
but the catch is that, you cannot ask for it directly. it has to be a deep desire. something so deep that you don't even know that thats what you wanted until the wish has been granted.
it juuuusssttt so happens that the straw hats are on the island on the wishing day of all days. people have made it into sort of a festival, an early celebration of the wishes that will soon be granted. it's the kind of party that the gods that watch over this island are more than happy to accept as their form of offering and worship.
zoro and sanji are not together. or they're about to confess to each other but things just keep getting in the way. so much so that both of them think that maybe it's for the best they never tell each other. it's okay. they'll always be nakama. that's all they want.
but the island gods grant them a wish that they somehow both share — a child of their own flesh and blood. a baby girl with zoro's scowl and bright green hair. and sanji's eyebrows and endless blue eyes. she appears on zoro's bunk bed just as they arrive back to the ship to sleep. at the stroke of midnight, her cries are heard from the boys' room.
almost as if on instinct, sanji is the first to arrive and find her. she's small. so small. bundled up in a dark blue blanket all fussy and snot nosed and loud. zoro is the second one to see her, when she's nestled safely in sanji's arms and has stopped crying.
one look at each other and they knew. they knew she was theirs. they knew that somehow, through some weird wish-granting hullabaloo, they were given a child who could and Will change the course of their lives forever.
and they name her ayari. for her presence, though unexpected and sudden, brought forth a world of infinite colors that zoro and sanji didn't know they could paint with. and she is the light that could one day help them realize that they are always better together than they are apart.
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bondsmagii · 4 years
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Harvest, cider, spice, and maize for the asks please! 🍂
thanks!!
harvest: what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?
I vibe a lot with the Darkling, from Leigh Bardugo’s Shadow and Bone trilogy. this would probably get me shot at dawn by most of the people on this hellish site but I am unrepentant. there’s a lot about his character that I vibe with, and I don’t want to go too deeply into it for personal reasons, but there’s a lot there about his brand of loneliness that gets me, and the trauma that such things can make you feel -- being lonely, being Other, growing up in an environment where you’re never safe, and even the fanaticism that comes from that kind of environment. you want to be safe; you want others like you to be safe; you’ll try and achieve that through any means.
it’s easy to look at a villain and say that they’re heartless and evil and irredeemable, but it would be a fool who would look at a villain and say they wanted to be that way. the Darkling didn’t just wake up one morning and decide to be evil. does it make what he did right? no, it doesn’t, but it also doesn’t make it inexplicable. if I could wield shadows and summon demon armies to do my bidding, I would have done the same thing. I’ve been hurt in similar ways; I’ve seen my people tormented in similar ways. you’re telling me that if we had the power to make the people who oppress us and hurt us stop forever, we wouldn’t use it? please. if I could set shadow creatures on the people who brutalised my country and my people, I would. if I could seize power to ensure that me and mine were never hurt or terrorised like that again, I would. and if I had to endure the loneliness I experienced growing up and well into my adulthood for 500 years? you bet I’d be just as fucking deranged.
it might be seen as “progressive” and “woke” to look at villains and declare them outside your own range of emotions and experiences, lest you be deemed Problematic. but it takes a lot more balls to look at a villain and see where they went wrong, and identify the places where you, too, would go equally wrong. denying the darker parts of yourself does not protect anyone from them. it just makes you more eager to ignore them, and easier to let behaviours slip through. I do not trust anyone who claims to have nothing in common with a villain. at the very best they’re in denial; at the very worst, there’s nothing they believe in passionately enough to do anything that matters for, and what kind of an activist does that make them?
also both the Darkling and I are supremely sexy.
cider: a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy?
c a u l i f l o w e r. hated the bitch as a wean, now I can’t get enough of it.
spice: have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted?
loads! even better -- I’ve lived in several! nearly all of my houses growing up were haunted, most notably the one I lived in from ages 14-18, which had a demonic haunting and it was the most terrifying experience living in a haunted house that I’ve ever had. my university accommodation was also haunted during two of my years there, and one of Vestris’s houses in London was haunted as balls. I’ve also stayed in a few haunted hotels, and explored a few haunted abandoned buildings.
maize: share the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger on the street.
OK so I didn’t technically encounter this person, as I didn’t interact, but it’s recent and funny so. the other night at about 10pm I was parked in the centre of the nearby town waiting for Vestris to come back with McDonald’s and hand sanitiser in that order, and there was a drunk guy on the street. I saw him wandering up towards me and I knew he’d be trouble, so I kept an eye on him.
he went into a small shop and was in there for a couple of minutes, and then suddenly he was catapulted out onto the street and immediately tried to get back in. alas, the door had been closed on him, so he started hammering at the door and yelling, and pushing the door open a few inches before it was slammed closed again. because I’m a nosy bitch, I put the window down on that side of the car and muted my music so I could hear what was going on.
basically the pubs had closed early, and he wanted more drink, but the shop was closed. he was cursing up a storm, apparently not caring that an entire van of police officers were inside, getting idk last minute doughnuts or whatever. so there he is, going ape, and suddenly he tries to get inside and three whole feral hogs (cops) shove him out and start yelling. he’s standing there yelling back at all of them, not giving a single fuck, until they finally get through to him that no, they’re not opening the alcohol section just to serve him, and he can go somewhere else. he demands where. the cop points to a shop literally two fucking doors down that’s still open.
off he goes, but not before getting into a further argument with a couple who were literally just walking past and minding their own business. I have an eye for trouble, and it never fails to entertain.
autumnal asks 🍁🎃🍂
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Pirate au part 5 (part three of three)
(Please someone show me how to do the read more thing on mobile)
Both 505 and Black Hat turned their heads towards the stairs, someone was running down them...oh it was Demencia, completely soaked.
"Woman, did you fall overboard again?"
Hat exasperated, rolling his eye.
"Excuse you boss, but I never fall overboard, I can swim in this ridiculously large pool if I want at anytime."
She snapped, though grinning hands on hips.
"Sharks don't stand a chance against me and you know it, anyway I was in Flugs tank and Ferral was just here and-"
Hat had heard one thing in her rambling.
She'd been in
FLUG'S TANK....
HER
The merman had not even invited him in yet!
He was about to let out an ear splitting screech when a voice spoke and purple portal appeared
"Awww I wanted to give him a spook Demmy."
"Ha no one can get the jump on me and you know that child!"
This time a young woman stepped out of the portal, she had tentacle hair coloured as if the cosmos night sky had been captured within her locks, skin pale gray with eyes of emerald.
Casually leaning an arm on Fives who passed her a cake, looking over the place she spoke casually
"So been a while, long time no see, I do not intend to stay long in this world, I just sensed an alternative of my father in distress."
Biting into the warm soft sponge and making a sound of contentment she continued
"Well I mean he wasn't in distress when I found him, Demmy and he were at the bottom of the tank, Acylius was purring up a storm."
The Pirate Kings head did a one eighty, a forced smile on his face, eye wide pupil a thin slit it was barely visible as the rest of his body turned to face her, he seemed to glitch in and out of existence, at one spot then the next in Demencia's personal space.
"What is Feral talking about Demencia...What.Were.You.Doing.With.Him?"
"Calm your shit gorgeous, you know you get me all worked up with those fangs, he kissed me so I could breathe underwater, cuddled and let me pet his fins...I was curious as to what they felt like."
Shrugging her shoulders she pushed through him like saloon doors in an old western cause he's an eldericht being so why not eh, shrugs at the readers anything's possible in writing right.
Black Hat gaped, mouth opening and closing, fingers cracking, he didn't care that the merman had kissed her so she could breathe, yes perhaps he'd made some really poor choices but not so much that Acylius should ignore him to this extent.
This was when Feral stepped in and slapped his face.
"Snap out of that little jealousy stunt now, you can breathe underwater just fine unless you wanted Flug to drown her."
Hat did not have a response so just shifted on his feet and then spoke
"Of course not...but you are not going to take him away he's mine! I....I um I mean he's..."
Feral was quiet for a moment, blinking and then a laugh filled the air, it was more of a giggle really a happy one at that, gods she’d come to a time before Black Hat and Flug were even together in this world...but a glance over at Demencia and oh ho not just that it was a dimension where the three of them could very well end up together.
“Stop worrying, I am not taking Acylius away from you one of my Father’s names is Kenning Flug as you know, he will enjoy hearing about this.”
“Yes, yes this is all very interesting, my question is, why are you bothering me instead of talking with my pet?”
Hat returned, clearly growing impatient.
The old demon actually yelped when she yanked him forward by the lace of his collar, it had certainly been unexpected...yet considering she was his spawn in another world perhaps not so, the shock wore off almost as soon as it had come.
“Are you to tell me, you have been calling him a pet, I’ve seen goldfish get better treatment.”
Moving back and standing up right again, Black Hat easily removed her hand replying curtly
“So I have been told. “
A growl left her the sound bubbling within her throat growing deeper in her chest
“His tank is bare, you stare like some deranged stalker, eat without even considering the thought of sharing, jerk off in front of him and wonder why he won’t say a word to you...”
Feral shook her head in disbelief
“How much of an idiot can one be, no one would want to talk to someone who threats him no more than a trophy instead of a living being!”
Hat’s eye was wide, pupil thin, he’d just about had enough of people telling him how to look after Acylius, okay yes fine he’d got it, he’d fucked up...taking a deep breath and exhaling, his thin nostrils flared.
He’d been about to say something when Fives chimed in
“Cud’nt ‘ave put it better me self.”
Demencia snorted and high-fived him.
Through gritted teeth the old demon spoke
“You two, out.”
They left immediately, knowing that tone and the demonic edge in it, staying would be unwise.
Turning back to Feral and glaring he spoke once more
“Your welcome on this ship is wearing thin, state your business.”
“Well that was rude, but as we are getting to matters and not small chit chat, this little thing has been swimming after your ship, she only just caught up. “
Hat’s mouth made a few sounds of unintelligible nonsense, why on earth had she brought this cat fish on-board.
“I heard her tired mews, you best be seen feeding her, a way to soften your merman is letting him know you will take care of his baby.”
Black Hat stared at the half cat half fish, it’s colours orange and gold, while it lacked fur it had markings resembling it on her fine scales, a plump little thing with toe pads that were surprisingly pink.
Her eyes were big black and adorable, Feral was keeping her in a sizable water bubble, the thing was staring at him curiously.
“Make the water stay by your magic Amadeus. “
Feral ordered, Hat did so and quickly as he saw the water begin to fall, urgh it was disgustingly endearing.
“This thing is a fully grown creature, not a baby I-”
A paw came out of the water bubble and booped the flat of his nose, leaving a water mark of bean prints and then Mew Mew loaf swam in a circle making cute sounds.
The expression on Hat’s face had Feral stifling a laugh
“You understand now hmm?”
“Lies...all of it.”
“Mhm, well I must be off now Amadeus, oh and another thing, I believe Thaddeus will be dropping in soon.”
She opened a new portal and started to walk through
“What, why? I have not seen White Hat in years, nor do I want to.”
His brow furrowed, almost letting the bubble dissolve, Mew mew loafs sudden sounds of distress and panicked for a moment as he made sure she was alright, while doing so he heard Feral say
“Why don’t you ask the man you call your pet. “
And with that she was gone.
Black Hat stood there in silence...oh...Acylius was the pet his brother had, had...in more ways than one, he literally winced, poor Acylius.
Oh no...he’d probably treated him in the same way, darkness below Flug really had every reason not to talk to him, it was about time he righted the wrongs he’d done the merman.
“I have been a fool.”
He muttered not expecting the catfish to Mew in agreement, honestly that was so unexpected he actually laughed a little.
“You must be where he gets his stubborn nature from then hmm?”
Another mew, this one proud as she swirled in her water bubble again.
Hat only shook his head and smiled.
Leaving the Galley he knew he and Acylius had a lot to talk about...that was if he’d even talk to him at all.
@villainousqueenofhel gave me permission to add her picture on here of Mew mew loaf X333333
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ripplestitchskein · 7 years
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How to Become a Witch in Ten Easy Lessons - (5/5)-A CS Modern Fantasy AU - COMPLETE!
Rating: T for Teen
Word Count: Approx 7K
Summary:  Emma Swan leads a quiet, solitary life, that is until a tragedy temporarily saddles her with three recently displaced orphans. Three recently displaced orphans who make quick work of discovering one of the reasons for her solitude and threaten to confirm the rumors swirling around town about her, unless she can do something to help them, something that will require the assistance of a mysterious Professor who isn’t quite what he seems either.
Read Part One Here!
Read Part Two Here!
Read Part Three Here!
Read Part Four Here!
On AO3 Here
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“This is the worst idea you’ve ever had,” Emma called down to him from the deck of the ship, the children twined around the railing looking down at him excitedly. He stood knee deep in the water, his long coat floating on the surface, moving with the waves.
“You haven’t known me long,” he called back up to her. “I can assure you it’s not.”
“I really, really don’t like this plan,” she reminded him.
“I’m more than aware, but we have limited time and limited options, so can we please stop yelling and letting the whole bloody realm know what we’re up to?”
Emma sucked in a deep breath, trying to calm her rapidly firing nerves, ignore the twisting in her stomach that screamed that this was a terrible, terrible idea.
He smiled up at her reassuringly, giving her a small nod. From his hook dangled the unused oil lamp from the hold below, glinting gold in the sun, looking as if a genie would issue forth from it at any moment. It would honestly be the least weird thing that had happened to them lately.
Emma took another deep steadying breath, holding out her hands, closing her eyes for the words of the spell, holding the picture of what she wanted in her mind. She tried to push all thoughts of him drowning, dying, being eaten by a terrifying sea creature aside and focus on what she needed, the animal she had in mind, no better choice for the man before her.
The sharp spark of power roared through her blood, so much more potent and just more in this realm of magic. It emboldened her slightly, this could really work. No this would work, the alternative wasn’t an option.
Below her Killian closed his eyes, wincing slightly in trepidation as she began to speak the words aloud. An electric shock of energy issued forth, a billowing cloud of white blue smoke enveloping him, and when she blinked down at him again, Killian was no longer there, a huge navy shadow in the water instead, longer than Killian had ever been tall.
A huge, shimmering swordfish, its dorsal fin protruding from the water like a shark, swam in a large arcing circle by the ship where Killian had stood, building up momentum, and then it burst from the water in a shimmering spray, the lamp gleaming as bright as the droplets running down its flank, arcing in a smooth crescent before disappearing back into the bay.
He was telling her he was okay. He was letting her know it had worked. She could feel it, as she watched the massive shape pivot and swim away, out into the sea towards The Sands and The Kraken.
She let out a breath, her hands shaking, feeling sick and anxious as she watched him go. Roland reached up taking her hand in his own.
“He’ll be fine, swordfishes are awesome,” the boy said wisely.
“He’s very brave,” Grace observed, hiding a hand over her eyes to block the sun so she could see the fish better, growing smaller and smaller as the distance increased.
“Yes,” Emma whispered, almost breathless, heart soaring. Doing those gymnastics again.  “Very brave.”
“Dead, is a word I would use,” said a clipped accented voice from behind them.
Emma whirled, shoving the children behind her as Arthur landed with a dull thud of boots on the deck. He was dressed bizarrely, a sickly yellow orange  jumpsuit, covered in straps and copper rivets, obscured his form, a heavy helmet under one arm, a vicious looking harpoon gun under the other.
Behind him heavily armored soldiers began fanning out, swords drawn, surrounding them in a half moon formation that left them no option of escape except to leap over the rail into the sea.
Arthur grinned at her, all charm and white teeth, his eyes flashing dangerously.
Emma swallowed, clutching tightly at Roland’s trembling hand, her other going desperately to her waist, but her sword was in the cabin below, her gun a realm away.
“Take the children,” Arthur ordered, waving his hand almost boredly, still holding the helmet and gun under his arms. The guards moved forward en masse, a wall of plate armor and expressionless faces. Emma braced herself, putting her body between them and the children, ready to fight. But there were far too many, her fists ringing painfully which each blow against the metal, the force vibrating up her leg as she kicked at them.
Grace screamed as one of them grabbed her around the waist, hauling her up bodily, her legs bicycling in terror as she thrashed, trying to get free. Henry threw his book at the face of one of the guards, spinning it like a frisbee and ducked low under a reaching arm, trying to squirm away. There were still more waiting though, and they grabbed him by the ankle, dragging him painfully across the wooden deck back to the mass of soldiers.
One of the guards wrenched her to the side, an iron grip on her arm, and Roland leapt forward pulling away from her clutching hand. Emma tried to drag him back but her arms were yanked painfully behind her, her shoulders screaming in protest.
The tiny boy lurched fiercely forward, his teeth sinking into the flesh and fabric of a nearby leg, hanging on for a moment like a small feral dog. The man howled, trying to simultaneously grab the boy and shake him off. Roland let go, nimbly avoiding the grasping hands, until Arthur reached out, snagging the child by his borrowed vest, the tip of the harpoon dangerously close to his face, and shoved him forcefully into the chest of a waiting soldier. The man clamped his arms around the squirming boy with ease, locking him in place.
“Please, don’t,” Emma could barely breathe terror had seized her so tightly, she pulled against the tight grip of the men holding her, uselessly stamping her foot down on heavy metal clad boots.
“Take them to the beach,” Arthur said impassively. “Await my instructions.” They obeyed, obedient little lapdogs, dragging the children away, hissing and screeching, their feet scraping across the deck. They disappeared over the side with their captors, one after another. Her heart gave a painful snapping lurch with each one.
“Emma!” Henry cried out, his voice breaking with fear.
Emma’s eyes burned, rage and frustration twisting her face as she yanked, pulled and kicked, trying whatever she could to get back to them. There were too many, at least four large men, rock solid and immovable staying behind to hold her down. Arthur stared at her from across the deck, eyes wide and deranged, his lips tilted in an amused smile at her struggles. She wanted to rip his face off, tear him limb from limb, break each of his tooth straight white teeth one by one.
“Now, witch,” Arthur said lowly, slinking closer. “You are going to do everything I say, or one word from me and I’ll shut those little brats up forever.” He had leaned down her level, unfortunately just out of reach of her head, his breath hot and sickly sweet on her face.
“Please,” Emma tried again, a different tact this time, her voice desperate and broken. “Please, don’t hurt them.”
“That depends entirely on your cooperation,” Arthur warned reasonably. He looked speculatively up at the sails, surveying the ship with distaste.
“What do you want?” Emma could still hear the shrieking cries of the children on the beach as they struggled, growing fainter as they were taken further and further away. Panic swelled in her chest.
“Not much,” Arthur said. “I want this ship.”
“You can have it,” Emma said quickly, knowing in her heart Killian wouldn’t object, not really, not if it meant the children were safe. She may not know him well, but she knew that to her very bones, he would readily give up his home to save their lives.
“I’m not finished yet,” Arthur snapped. “And you. I need you to do whatever you did to move it before.”
Emma swallowed.
“Where do you want to go?” She asked, already knowing the answer.
“Why the same direction as your leather clad lover,” he motioned out into the bay with the harpoon. “I want to see The Beast.”
“But you said,” Emma swallowed some of the terror, straightening up, shoulders back. “You said it couldn’t be defeated.”
“And it can’t,” Arthur said cheerfully. He held up the odd helmet under his arm, a diving bell, the kind in old movies and museums. “But it can be distracted, and destroying this ship should serve well enough for that I think.”
“But why?” Emma shook her head confused. “Killian is getting the Sands right now. He’ll give them to you, I know he will.”
“You expect me to believe that? ‘We can’t let Arthur get his hands on them, no matter what’, “ Arthur echoed, his voice high pitched and mocking.
Emma reeled back at Henry’s words coming verbatim out of his mouth.
“How-?” She let the question trail off. He stepped forward, his hand reaching out, grabbing the seashell necklace around her throat, and pulling down with a hard snap. Her neck burned as it broke, the cord scraping her skin, and she stifled a cry, gritting her teeth.
“A little bit of mermaid magic,” his teeth flashed white as he looked at it. “Very useful, a reluctant gift from some visitors awhile back. Much like this suit. Pity their ship didn’t survive the trip, it would have been quite useful.” He glared at her, his eyes icy. “I heard every word.”
He leaned back into her face, sneering.
“And I know that you know who I am, and I also know that you know what the Sands can do, and I won’t give that thieving pirate scum the opportunity to use them against me.” He spat the words, his face ugly with disdain. Emma reared back trying to put some distance between them.
“But you have hostages,” Emma argued. “You have us right where you want us. He’ll negotiate.”
“And I should what, let you go? Let you turn the rest of my village against me?” He shook his head. “No. I don’t think so.” He pointed up at the sails, all business. “Move the ship.”
“No,” Emma glared at him defiantly, nostrils flaring.
“Move the ship or I will kill your children one by one, right in front of you. I was going to spare them, use the sands to ensure their silence, but if you insist” he said cheerfully and grinned. “We’ll start with the smallest I think, less mess if you change your mind.” He turned, half raising a hand to signal the waiting men on the beach.
“No! Wait!” Emma sagged. “Okay, okay I just need a second.”
“Tick, tock witch. No use stalling for time. I know you expect the pirate to return any moment,” he held up the harpoon gun, the tip glinting dangerously. “I have a little gift for him if he does. So if you want him to live you’ll be quick about it.”
She thought of Killian, vulnerable in his current form, unaware that anything was amiss, believing they had the upper hand, that they still held the element of surprise. The wicked edges of the spear would slice through him with no issue, unprotected and unaware, human or not. She let out a little noise of frustration.
“Fine. Let me go,” she barked at her captors. They looked to the king who nodded his assent and then she was free, four swords pointed squarely at her.
“Get on with it,” he gestured impatiently.
Emma raised a trembling hand, her fingers clenching. She could still hear the kids yelling for her from the beach, broken cries of her name and desperate angry pleas to let them go. She closed her eyes, one tear streaking down her cheek, and began to speak the words.
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It was less intense this time, her heart not in it, but the golden glow flew from her fingertips regardless, enveloping the ship from top to bottom in a trickle of magic, everything glowing and shimmering. The guards gasped, stepping back a bit in awe and Arthur grinned a manic grin.
The ship creaked and groaned as it slid across the sand, tilting sharply to the side, water crashing around the hull as it plunged from the beach back into the sea. Emma took a breath still chanting, fingers warm and prickling from the intensity of her magic, the ship turning as she willed, pointing out into the ocean once again. Ropes twisted of their own accord, and the sails filled with air, snapping backwards as the wind picked up. The ship moved faster.
One by one the guards leapt from the sides, faces fearful, splashing into the sea with fearful cries, a pre-planned abandon ship before they got to close to the monster. She hoped they drowned.
It was just her and Arthur then, her eyes burning with hate, his with glee as he pointed the harpoon squarely at her chest. She moved to turn her focus, turn her magic on him, the ropes lifting to her command, but he tutted.
“If I do not return my men are under strict orders to kill them,” Arthur yelled casually over the the whipping wind. “Make one move against me Emma and they’re as good as dead.”
He motioned back up to the sails, and Emma kept going, closing her eyes as they came closer and closer to where the crystal clear water became darker, a thin line of gradient blue marking the point of no return.
“Stop! Stop!” Arthur commanded. She lowered her hands, trembling with effort and unchecked anger. She clenched her fists. The sails dropped, hanging limp and useless, the ropes landing with dull thuds on the deck.
The ship rocked and swayed in ominous silence, creaking and groaning on the sea.
Arthur peered over the railing into the black waters below.
They were silent, and still.
Emma’s heart thudded painfully in her chest, marking the seconds of silence, stretching out tense and cold as they bobbed uselessly along.
“Perhaps The Beast is busy enjoying a pirate sized meal,” Arthur speculated cheerfully, donning his helmet, checking the thick rubber tubes from the metal tanks in his back, his eyes never leaving her, the harpoon pointed at her with deadly intent.
No sooner had the words left his mouth than the ship gave a massive lurch, pitching them both to the deck. Emma’s hands slapped painfully on the wood. Arthur rolled, barely catching himself, and staggered to his feet.
“Right on time,” she heard him declare in a hollow echo from inside the helmet just as the monster gave a deafening shriek. The sound tore through the air, her stomach jolting in fear, a thousand tiny hairs rising on her neck and arms.
“This is where I leave you, Emma,” Arthur nodded to her as the ship lurched again, his rubber gloved hand grabbing onto the rail just in time to keep him from pitching into the deck. A slick dark tentacle rose into the air, towering above them, at least a hundred feet high. Arthur cried out as it slammed into the deck, just inches from him, wood splintering and spraying.
Emma fell backwards onto her ass, scrambling away as it whipped and probed, writhinglike a giant python. She looked frantically to Arthur. She couldn’t let him escape.
The shipped rocked again as Arthur climbed to his feet, readying himself to climb the rail but Emma was faster, the words coming easily, leaving her lips in a rush, adrenaline shooting through her as she chanted. The ship glowed gold again, tried to move, but the monster was stronger, four more humongous tentacles hugging it close, the wood cracking and snapping under the force of its grip.
A golden hued rope snaked out, lashing itself around Arthur’s leg, holding him in place. He cursed and kicked at it, trying to reach the railing. Emma moved her hand again, another rope surging down, grabbing him by the arm. The harpoon dropped uselessly onto the deck, skittering close. She couldn’t afford to grab it though, she had to keep trying to free the ship, had to stop Arthur. She kept chanting, her teeth chattering as cold sea water rained down on them from above. Another rope lashed him to the rail, holding him in place, yet another coming forward to twine with the first. The ship just knew what to do, even as it broke apart it helped her.  Arthur screamed at her, voice muffled and distorted by the metal helmet, red faced and enraged in the small grated window of the dome.
The Beast shrieked again, that unnatural cry that set her teeth on edge, twisting tentacles swinging wildly. One struck the mast and to her horror it snapped cleanly in two, as easy as breaking a twig. Emma barely got out of the way as the massive column crashed onto the deck, the planks buckling and breaking under the force. Her concentration shattered, the golden glow fading as she stumbled over the words, trying to remain upright, her magic petering out.
She was going to die.
The noise and roar of the breaking ship, the shrieks of the beast, and the raining water was deafening as she tried to reach the rail, if she could get herself overboard, get into the water perhaps she could make it to shore.
It was a long shot but it was her only shot.
She reached out as the world tilted, the deck caving in the middle, a smooth slide straight into the creature’s gaping mouth. She looked down in horror at several rings of teeth and slime rotating below her. She shrieked, her feet scrambling against the deck and braced herself against gravity, her fingers barely grasping a rung of the rail as the ship crumbled and fell apart around her.
Across the deck she could see Arthur’s orange yellow form struggling against the knotted ropes, helmet lost, hair matted to his reddened, terrified face. Emma turned away, pulling herself up with all the strength she possessed, the wood slick, her feet dangling as the deck rose higher and higher, the ship sinking lower and lower as the demon consumed, wood and sail and rope disappearing into its maw, folding the ship in half.
She closed her eyes again, her voice lost in the din as she desperately chanted, focusing her magic inward, her fingers too busy holding on for dear life to focus the spell. She had no idea if it would work, but she tried anyway, speaking faster and faster, stumbling over the syllables as her voice shook with terror, the sharp gnashing teeth getting closer and closer as the deck disappeared one gnash at a time.
She heard Arthur’s desperate terrified screams even over the noise, and blocked it out, speaking faster.
It started slowly, a buzzing in her limbs, a warm glow like trickling water moving over her body. She glowed gold, feeling weightless as she rose, her hands releasing the deck as her body lifted into the air.
It was working. She wanted to scream in delight.
Emma chanted faster, desperately, her body hanging suspended in the air, the ship a mass of unidentifiable blue and yellow boards now, Arthur gone. She closed her eyes and willed herself higher, willed herself closer to shore.
A whipping tentacle lashed out, flying through the air. It struck her squarely in the back, pain lancing through her and Emma fell like a rock, down, down into the water below.  
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The sea was icy cold, a million needles jabbing at her skin as she swirled and tumbled in the churn. Her lungs burned, eyes wide in terror as she kicked her legs, trying to find which way was up. Everything was black fog, no light broke through here, and debris swirled in the water around her.
She stretched herself upwards, hands reaching, saying a silent prayer that this was up, that she was just a few moments away from breaking the surface. Red rimmed her eyes, her vision growing narrower and blacker as her mouth opened, body straining against the need to suck in air, knowing she’d only fill her lungs with sea water instead if she did. She made small desperate whimpers, kicking fiercely, fighting against the swirling water.
Something flashed in her periphery and she cried out, her scream nothing more than muted noise and bubbles as something dark and silvery streaked by her. The kraken.
She screamed again desperately, a gurgling cry, her legs working harder, arms flailing, trying to get away as her vision narrowed further, red and black taking over as her oxygen ran out, as her consciousness fled.
Something large and hard struck her side, sharp burning pain glancing across her ribs, but she barely registered it over the pain of not breathing, her senses dulling with each second that passed, and then she was rising, lifting, her arm draped across rough cold flesh and scales.
She surged through the water, the mass propelling her upwards, and then they broke the surface with a spray of salty water, and the shriek of her gasping air back into her burning lungs. She panted, and gulped in more and more precious oxygen, wrenching sobs of terror joining the tears streaking down her cheeks. Her side burned, cloudy muted red blood filling the water.
The shape circled again, pressing into her, gentler this time, still too hard but familiar and beautiful.
“Killian,” she sobbed out, recognizing him.
Across the water the monster shrieked.
The fish that was Killian swam away, turning in a wide arc, and gracelessly rammed into her side again, her arm reaching around to clutch a spiny fin, the scales cutting into her fingers and arm as he pulled her quick as he could through the water.
The monster shrieked, a surge of water as it moved pushing them faster forward, but the land grew closer and closer with every passing second. She glanced behind her, massive tentacles waved in the sky, a giant bulbous head sinking beneath the waves, nothing left of the beautiful ship but debris.
She wanted to apologize, to tell him she was sorry, but she was unsure if he would hear her, unsure if he would even understand as he swam them closer and closer to the shore.
The form under her shifted, seemed to melt away, rough scales shrinking, morphing, becoming warm flesh and leather. She released the fin, kicking herself away in the water, watching fascinated as pale sky blue smoke enveloped the creature, a man breaking the surface of the water with a gasp an instant later.
He clutched the golden lamp to his chest with his hook, legs kicking, his arm treading the water. He looked disoriented and afraid for an instant, hair plastered to his beautiful human face. She wanted to throw herself into his arms and sob, but there was no time. They had to get to shore, get away from the creature and back to the children.
“Emma?” He looked at her bewildered for a second, reaching out automatically.
“The kids,” she gasped out, straining to keep afloat, her legs moving constantly, treading the icy water. He nodded, teeth chattering and reached out, looping her arm over his shoulder. She wasn’t a weak swimmer, but Killian was better, a life at sea giving him an edge as he helped move them agonizingly slowly to shore.
The bay was silent behind them as they swam, the monster sated for now.
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They skulked along the shore line, staying close to the line of the brush. Killian’s sword was out, the lamp safely in the pocket of his coat. Emma limped along beside him, a large rock in her hand, the only weapon she could find on such short notice, her other hand pressed to her burning side.
Killian cut his eyes to her, frowning, air hissing between his teeth.
“I’m so sorry love,” he whispered and reached out, his sword hand hovering over the wound. “I couldn’t gauge….” he trailed off, face pinched in anguish that he had hurt her. Emma forced a smile.
“It’s not your fault, you were trying to help me,” she said softly and grabbed his wrist, giving it a reassuring squeeze. “You saved me. It’s not very deep, just a scratch.”
He didn’t seem comforted by that, but there was no time to press further.
“There’s at least six of them,” Emma hissed as they crept closer. “Big guys, armor, swords. The whole deal.”
“Won’t be a problem,” his voice was low with murderous rage, teeth clenched. He was seething mad, his eyes glancing every so often to the wound at her side, her limping gait, her body one big bruise. “I’m going to kill him.” He breathed out.
“I think you’re a bit late,” Emma said. “The squid thing kind of ate him.” She thankfully hadn’t seen said eating, but she doubted she would forget the agonized screams over splintering wood any time soon.
“Good.” That pretty much summed up her feelings as well. They moved quickly along the shore, rounding the curve of the island, back to the same shore where the ship had been.
What awaited them was not at all what Emma was expecting. Instead of half a dozen guards and three terrified captive children she was met with the rapidly moving forms of Henry, Grace, and a struggling Roland, running towards them across the sand.
Behind them four men clanked and clanged, giving chase, their heavy armor slowing them down, their faces enraged.
“Emma!” Roland cried desperately, spotting her. He almost tripped and stumbled but Henry and Grace had firm holds on his arms, pulling him along.
Killian roared forward, his sword and hook out, veering around the children to come head on at the approaching guards.
Emma stopped briefly, running her free hand along their hair and faces, resolving to ask what happened later, and then followed him into the fray.
He moved like liquid lightning, his sodden coat billlowing out behind him, his face twisted in rage. His sword clanged, a booted foot kicking one guard into another, firmly planted in the plate armor of his chest. They fell in a tangle of bodies, another guard swinging wide to avenge them. He caught the sword with his hook, twisting his wrist. The sword flew, landing in the sand and Emma grabbed it, holding it before her.
Further up the beach two more guards limped in their direction. She swung the sword wide like a baseball bat, the flat connecting solidly with the metal chest of the fourth, pain vibrating up her arm from the force, her side burned but she pushed it away, focusing on the men before her.
Killian sent the pommel of his sword straight into a waiting guard’s temple, the man’s helmet buried in the sand where he had fallen, ducking just in time to avoid the swinging sword of the other. It was pretty amazing to watch, all grace and speed and confidence, her heart pounded, but there was no time to admire his form, she swung out again, wild uneducated strokes, one of the guards backing away at her crazy unpredictability.
“Emma, your magic!” Henry screamed from behind her.
“My magic,” she breathed, suddenly remembering, her arms feeling weak and rubbery. “Right. I have that.”
She closed her eyes briefly, metal clanging in her ear, panting breaths and angry grunts. Killian roared again. She opened her eyes, the words there again and spoke them in a rush, electricity zipping down her arm.
There was another whirl of smoke, first one than the other, one by one, pinkish red clouds filling the air.
In an instant six chittering chattering monkeys appeared on the sand, one barely dodging the swing of Killian’s sword. He overbalanced at the unexpected change in his assailant, his sword dropping into the sand. He looked at them baffled for a moment as they scrambled away, shrieking down the beach in terror.
He turned to Emma, that ridiculous cheeky expression on his face again.
“Oh, were they cute too?”
Emma smiled weakly at him, rolling her eyes as she tried to keep herself upright.
It felt like all the energy had drained from her body, her side throbbed.
“I just like monkeys, I told you,” she said. Killian’s face dropped into concern, barely getting to her in time to catch her before she fell into the sand. She leaned against him, warm and solid, smelling of sweat and sea water, and breathed him in, not caring for a moment if she should.
“You were amazing,” Killian said softly, shifting to help her stand again, taking on more of her weight.
“So were you,” she smiled up at him, a bit breathlessly, his blue eyes shining. He glanced briefly at her lips, his face flickering with indecision when the kids’ exuberant cries carried up along the beach.
“Emma!”
“Killian!”
“Did you get it!”
“Did it work?”
“That was so cool! They just ran away.” One of them made mocking monkey noises and they skidded to a halt in front of the adults. Emma reluctantly pulled away from the warmth of his arms, steadying herself as the kids crowded around.
Killian shuffled to the side, awkward and unsure in the face of such an exuberant reunion, busying himself scanning for more guards.
One by one they circled them, Roland’s hands clutching her soaked dress, Grace and Henry bouncing around her excitedly.
“Did you get it?” Henry repeated, looking at him expectantly. Killian paused for a moment silent. Henry’s face fell a fraction before Killian withdrew the shining gold lamp from his coat, his face breaking into a grin.
“‘Course I did. Was there ever any doubt?” Before he could say another word three yelling and cheering children were upon him, tackling him bodily to the ground.
“This again,” he grunted from the sand, the lamp held aloft, smiling up at them despite himself.
“You did it, you did it!” Killian laughed, gently batting the children away, rising awkwardly to his feet.
“I’m so glad you’re alright,” Grace whispered to Emma, her eyes shining. The day was catching up to her Emma could see it on her face. Emma smiled.
“You too, I was so worried,”’she looked at the three of them her heart swelling, threatening to burst.
The rushed towards her, wrapping tiny arms around her waist, careful to avoid her burning ribs, Roland clutching at her leg. She pulled away slightly, looking down at them with a confused frown.  “How did you guys get away, anyway?”
“The daggers!” Henry exclaimed. “We still had the daggers Killian gave us!”
“Roland hit one of them in the shin with the telescope,” Grace declared proudly.
“I poked one of them in the leg,” Henry said. “And Grace hit her guy in the face with hers.”
“I couldn’t get it out of the thing,” the girl blushed.
“You did great,” Emma said, resting a gentle hand on her head. She hugged them back to her again, three warm bodies filling her chest with something undefinable. When she opened her eyes Killian was grinning at her over their heads.
“Where’s the ship?” Roland asked, looking behind them, searching for it. Emma’s face fell, and she looked to Killian, the delighted smile fading as he remembered. Her heart broke at the expression on his face, pure unadulterated anguish for a brief instant, his eyes shining in the sun. He looked away, his jaw clenching, a muscle fluttering in his cheek.
“Killian,” she untangled herself from the kids, all of them deflating when they realized the implication.
He turned back to her, his face stretched in an unnatural grin, his teeth straining his lips. His eyes were unnaturally wide, red rimmed and unable to completely hide his emotions.
“I’m just glad you’re alright,” he said finally after a moment, the sincerity outweighing everything else.
“But your ship,” she said helplessly.
“Is just a ship,” he said firmly.
“But it was your home,” she wanted to bury herself in the sand. She wanted to wrap him in her arms and let him weep against her neck. She wanted to press her hand along his brow, stroke down his jaw, and let him mourn. But he waved it off, turning away again, his back ramrod straight and tense, his eyes stuck hard on the sea.
“We should go,” he said finally, his voice steady but hoarse. “Before more of them come.”
Emma let out a breath and nodded, wanting to cry.
“Henry?” She looked at the boy. “The bean.”
Henry’s face fell further, his eyes going wide with fear.
“Henry?” She tried again. Dread filled her chest.
“It was in my pants,” he motioned down to his borrowed clothes. “My pants were on the ship. I forgot it when I changed.” He looked like he might cry. “Killian told me to keep my dagger but I forgot about the bean.”
“Well we had more,” Emma said. “A whole bag.”
Henry sucked in a breath looking like he was going to cry.
“I hid them in a trunk in the hold,” he whispered. Emma’s stomach sank.
“We can’t get back,” she whispered, mostly to herself. “Without the beans we’re stuck here.”
“No. We’re not.”
Killian reached into his pocket, pulling out a small black pouch, his finger probing inside it for a moment, and then he dropped it into the sand, holding up one shimmering clear bean between his fingers.
“What? How?” Emma’s jaw dropped.
“When I gave you the dagger,” he looked at Henry apologetically. “I took it from your pocket. Pirate.” He shrugged, seemingly embarrassed.
Henry patted his leg as if the bean should still be there, bewildered.
“You had that the whole time?” Emma accused. His face morphed to shame and he nodded, casting his eyes down.
“Aye.”
“You could have left all this time?” She said incredulous. “You didn’t have to do any of this?”
He looked up in shock at her words but Emma was already moving, crossing the beach in quick running strides, ignoring the pain in her back and her side to crash into him. He grunted on impact, his clenched fist going around her waist automatically to steady her, the flat of his hook at her hip as she grabbed into the thick leather lapels of his coat and yanked him into her space, pressing her lips to his.
He gasped into her mouth, shocked and frozen for a brief moment before he was kissing her back, his mouth hot, his arms clutching. She kissed him with all she had, everything that she had pushed below the surface, her fingers moving, snaking around his neck, tangling into damp hair, tongue teasing his bottom lip. He hoisted her up a bit, leaning her back, gathering her to him just as desperately, pressed together from chest to toes. A small moan into her mouth vibrated against her lips, tugged at a place behind her bellybutton, heat trailing down her spine, all that fear and adrenaline surging between them.
“Gross,” Roland said from behind them.
Emma broke the kiss off with a laugh, pressing her face, flushed red with embarrassment into his neck, shaking.
“You could have gone home,” she whispered into his neck, mouth pressing up along his jaw, stubble rough on her lips as she spoke the words. His arms squeezed her tighter.
“No. I couldn’t,” he whispered back, his cheek pressing against her temple, closed fist moving to her hair.
Emma pulled back, looking into his face, his blue eyes blown black, raw and open, barely rimmed in blue.
“Come with us,” she said softly. “Back to Storybrooke.”
“I don’t have much of a choice,” he laughed nervously, leaning back to show her the single bean.
“Stay with us,” she amended, her hand finally getting its chance to smooth along the plane of his jaw, all the sincerity in the world in her eyes. “All of us.”
He swallowed, disbelieving, blinking away the shock, the lust in his eyes replaced with a spark of hope at her words. When he spoke again it was choked and strained with emotion.
“Aye.”
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“Are we ready?” Emma looked at gathered children. All of them nodded with excitement, their faces dirt smudged and  exhausted, but happy. She smiled down at them, and looked behind her to the man still kneeling by the shoreline. She frowned, worried.
“Killian?” She motioned for the children to wait, and turned, walking down to join him. “Are you ready?”
“Aye, love.” He forced a smile, and stood up. She looked down to his hand, a wooden disc, roughly the size of a silver dollar flipped between his fingers. A piece of his ship. Several more bits of debris were coming in with the tide, left behind as the waves rolled back out to the sea.
“Oh,” she breathed out. “Do you…need a minute? To say goodbye to her?”
He shook his head, smiling sadly down at the sand.
“No,” he said, his voice hitched a bit and he gulped. He shoved the little disc into his pocket, sucking in a steadying breath. Emma reached out, awkwardly taking his hand in her own, lacing their fingers together.
“She was a beautiful ship,” she said.
“Aye. Best ship in all the realms,” he repeated his description from earlier, looking out over the water.
“I’m so sorry Killian,” Emma whispered.
“Don’t be,” he cast the sad smile to her, his hand squeezing. “Come on, love.” He turned them, swinging their arms slightly as they began the journey back to the waiting children.
“Let’s go home.”
Her heart stuttered at the simple word, so much more now than it had been before.
“Okay.” She took out the bean, looking at the three eager faces, at the man beside her, and smiled as she tossed it onto the sand.
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The New Storybrooke Orphanage was the fastest building erected in the history of the state. Possibly the country, no one could be sure.  An anonymous donor swept in and closed the site on a Friday, construction cones and orange and white striped barricades keeping the town far away from grounds.
Permits miraculously were found in files no one had touched, drawn up, approved and signed in record time. An unknown construction crew had descended on the site and completed in days what would have taken weeks or months. It was a town wide miracle. One no one could seem to figure out.
The town buzzed with the news, wondering who the mysterious donor could be, the only new face in town the dashing Professor Jones of postal service infamy, the name from so many odd little packages, here now in the flesh, the rumored long distance boyfriend of the reclusive Sheriff’s deputy, the boyfriend who now inhabited her house though no moving vans had ever been seen.
He certainly didn’t look like any professor they had seen before, dark, brooding and favoring black leather. The timing of his arrival was suspect though, his financial status unknown, so assumptions were made, and Granny refused to take his money in the diner despite his bewildered protests.
The displaced orphans moved into the building on a Thursday, everything new and gleaming. There were mountains of presents on each of their beds, Christmas in July, new clothes in their bureaus, and a celebration in their honor. Mayor Mills cut the ribbon, still unsure how any of it had happened without her office knowing about it, but the paperwork was all in order and she was unwilling to look a gift horse in the mouth. New orphanages were good for re-elections.
All of the children returned to their brand new beautiful home, save three, who seemed to be placed in the temporary custody of the same reclusive Sheriff’s Deputy ridiculously easily, no questions asked.
The little blue house with the tower, once so empty and lonely was suddenly filled with noise and life, with love and laughter and cuddles in the morning, scruff on her neck, and warm lips pressed against her hair. Emma Swan was almost as happy as she could ever be.
Almost.
Killian kept the little brown disc in his sock drawer, now filled with brand new socks. He looked at it every morning as he dressed, taking it out, rubbing it between his thumb and forefinger. Every morning she watched him, heart in her throat, apologetic kisses on his cheek, and every morning he closed the drawer, smiled at her, sometimes tugging her back into bed, and went about his day.
Until one day the little brown disc was missing, four mischievous pairs of eyes looking up at his inquiry at the breakfast table, eights pairs of hands in various sizes pushing and pulling him through the streets of town down to the harbor, one pair wrapped around his eyes.
A kiss pressed to his neck, a small hand tugged on his hook, and when the hands were taken away his ship greeted him, large as life, gleaming and new, bobbing in its brand new slip at the dock. No one in the town thought to wonder where it had come from. Mysteries were commonplace these days.
Everyday Emma placed the same pair of calls.
One to the social worker to update her on the status of the children. The other to a lawyer.
Everyday she smiled at her three charges, her heart aching as the voices on the other end told her the same thing.
Single. Unwed. Criminal record. Mysterious, foreign live-in boyfriend.
“It doesn’t look good Ms. Swan.”
“Three children of those ages is a lot of responsibility Ms. Swan.”
“I’ve never seen such a thing approved before Ms. Swan.”
She had them send the applications anyway.
As she signed her name, the ink still wet she sprinkled a tiny bit of fine red sand into the black scrawl, blowing to make it dry, smiling as she handed the thick packet to gossipy Happy at the post office.
It was the fastest adoption proceedings in the history of the state. Possibly the country, no one could be sure.
FIN
Notes: 
I had such a blast writing this fun little fairy tale. I wanted to both honor @phiralovesloki​ ‘s dream because I love and adore her and also play with a Bedknobs and Broomsticks esque story that didn’t copy the original but took the concept: Three orphaned children on an adventure with a reclusive wanna be witch and the charlatan that sold her magic and put an OUAT spin on it. If you haven’t watched the film I highly recommend it and you might see the nods to the story within.
Thanks to @scapeartist​ and @kat2609​ for the support that got me writing again.
All my love and thanks to Liz @caprelloidea​ who flailed and beta’d and made me feel like this was the greatest story in the world, and HUGE HEAPS OF LOVE to Phira. Like all I have to give. I hope you liked your present, you mean a lot to me and you’ve supported me since my very first little story in this fandom and it has always meant the world.
I finished a multi-chapter fic ya’ll! Now to finish the rest of them…
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