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thatsbutterbaby · 1 year
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Otto Dill (1884 - 1957) - Löwen.  Aquarell auf strukturiertem Velinbütten./ 11. 40 x 50 cm. .
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sardens · 1 year
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Otto Dill - Holzfuhrwerk im Winter. 1938
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bloodredlolipops · 1 month
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Associating TBOSAS tributes with songs from my playlist because I am bored and decided to do this for fun:
(Note: If any of these are your favorite song then you can say that you are the character I gave the song to.)
Facet: I / Me / Myself by Will Wood
Velvereen: Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds
Marcus: LOOK DON’T TOUCH by Odetari & cade clair
Sabyn: Teen Idle by Marina and the Diamonds
Circ: Be Nice To Me by The Front Bottoms
Teslee: I Am Not a Robot by Marina and the Diamonds
Mizzen: Home or Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown
Coral: She Likes a Boy by Nxdia
Hy: Say It Ain’t So by Weezer
Sol: Cherry Bomb by The Runaways
Otto: Riptide by Vance Joy
Ginnee: Just Dance by Lady Gaga
Treech: Trees by McCafferty
Lamina: Not Strong Enough by boygenius
Bobbin: Bruno is Orange by Hop Along, Queen Ansleis
Wovey: Soldier, Poet, King by The Oh Hellos
Panlo: Lovers Rock by TV girl
Sheaf: Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds
Tanner: Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother
Brandy: Mary by Alex G
Reaper: Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms
Dill: I Bet on Losing Dogs by Mitski
Jessup: Things to Do by Alex G
Lucy Gray: I’ve Had Enough by Melina KB
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Imagine if, while in the zoo, the tributes of the 10th hunger games had spent their time bonding and at some point kinda joked about escaping together? And they all thought out exit strategies and such and even the word they’d use as signal to initiate the plans. They discuss who’s good at what, jokingly dividing tasks between them, with Wovey, Bobbin, and Mizzen getting the task of “stay behind us and don’t die” because they’re the youngest. No one really takes it seriously, they just use the fantasy to escape their horrid reality for a second because it’s nice to imagine all of them can make it out alive, even if they know that’s not the case.
Then the arena bombings happen
Otto and Ginnee probably still die, since they died from schrapnel, but Panlo and Sheaf were far enough away to still be conscious and moving around (that last part is mostly because of adrenaline). Everyone’s caught off-guard, but someone (probably Coral) sees their chance and screams the word they discussed, and all tributes jump into action. Jessup and Lucy Gray still save their respective mentors, but because the tributes are working together the peacekeepers have been taken out so there’s no one to drag them away. Instead, all 21 remaining tributes book it as fast as they can and manage to escape the area before reinforcements arrive. They are now on the run, and cannot show their faces without getting shot on sight, but they’re alive and that’s what matters. Mizzen, Sheaf, and Treech are the best thieves of the group (Mizzen’s small and fast (he was just closer to the snakes than everyone else shut up), Sheaf is described as "a limber little girl", and Treech sneakily stole Dill’s water bottles. That’s my evidence. Also they need more love) and thus go out to scrap together anything that may be helpful.
They, being the overachieving badasses they are, get their hands on futuristic medicine to cure Dill’s tuberculosis faster than the real world ever could and help Hy manage his asthma (because it’s chronic, there’s no way they can find a cure for that just lying around even in the future). I say they’re overachieving, because Sheaf did the back handspring for food, Treech only died because of Lucy’s cheating (still getting 6th(movie)/3d(book) place, and he definitely would’ve killed her and been a real contender for the win if she hadn’t cheated), and Mizzen is 13. A 13-year-old got 5th(book)/4th(movie) place. I rest my case.
They use the newfound supplies to heal their wounds and disinfect them, Jessup doesn’t get rabies because I make the rules here, and things are good. They spend a while utilizing their unique skills to stay hidden until one of two things happen:
1) the mentors, who have gotten quite attached to their assigned tributes, fight for the games to be disbanded and rally the rest of the academy, leading to a better Panem where the Capitol and the districts become a functioning, not-dystopian nation again and everything ends well.
Or
2) the tributes manage to escape the capitol and flee into the woods, letting Lucy Grey lead them to the Covey because ain’t no way they can just go back to their own districts just yet. The covey, being nomadic, is the best place for them to stay until they’ve grown up enough to be unrecognizable from their child selves to anyone who doesn’t actually know them.
Either way, things are better. I wanted to share this because I’m sad that all these wonderful (fictional) children died for the amusement of genuine monsters (and those indoctrinated to believe district people are not people)
Edit because a lot of new people are liking this post: someone wrote it :)
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catindabag · 6 months
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (43)
Coral: I’ll be honest, our Menders-
Lucy Gray: Mentors.☺️
Coral: *glares at Lucy Gray* Our Menders might be a bunch of drunk idiots, but their gift baskets and cookies were delicious.
Otto: True. I can’t seem to stop eating the blueberry flavored ones.
Mizzen: Hey, does anyone want to donate their shares to me-
Panlo: For the last time, 4, we are not giving you our shares!
Mizzen: Why?!
Panlo: You know why!
Mizzen: Seriously, I don’t-
Ginnee: You literally stole and ate half of our goods already!
Dill: You also stole and ate Wovey’s last cookie.
Mizzen: That was Brandy!
Brandy: No, it wasn’t! I was too busy stealing and eating Reaper’s-
Reaper: That was you, 10?!
Brandy: See! I told you I was committing a totally different crime at that time.
Mizzen: Fine. It was me.
Reaper: You heartless little shi-
Mizzen: But you guys weren’t eating them!
Treech: Obviously, we were saving them for later!
Mizzen: But I’m hungry.🥺
Reaper: How are you still hungry?! You literally stole all of Lamina’s cookies!
Mizzen: But I thought she didn’t want them-
Reaper: Look at her! She’s still crying over them!
Lamina: My cookies!😭
Mizzen: Well, we can always wait for pretty boy (Coryo) and his rich boyfriend (Sejanus) to give us more food-
Marcus: Please stop mentioning idiot Plinth in front of me and my stale bread.
Treech: Why, Marcus? Are you embarrassed to see your friend again-
Marcus: Idiot Plinth is not my friend!😠
Lucy Gray: But you still ate the cookies he gave you-
Marcus: I ate them out of spite!
Coral: And you’re also invited to their upcoming wedding-
Marcus: Don’t remind me!
Circ: I’ll go to their wedding if you don’t.
Lucy Gray: Me too!
Mizzen: Free food is free food.
Marcus: Ughhh! Why are you supporting crazy Plinth and his pretty blonde boyfriend?!
Lucy Gray: FYI, Coryo’s hair is not blonde. It’s white as snow-
Marcus: You’re even using his stupid nickname!
Lucy Gray: We’re best friends.☺️
Marcus: Since when?!
Lucy Gray: Since the moment I promised Coryo and Sejanus that I’ll sing ✨Snow On The Beach✨ and ✨Lover✨ on their wedding day.😌💅
Marcus: Don’t say his name!
Lucy Gray: Sejanus.
Marcus: I hate you-
Sejanus: Hi, guys!😊
Tanner: What the heck?!
Jessup: How did you get in here?!
Coryo: My fiancé payed the Peacekeepers to let us in.
Coral: That’s allowed?!
Lucy Gray: Hi, Coryo!
Coryo: Hey, Birdy.
Sejanus: Hi, Marcus!
Marcus: I ain’t Marcus!
Sejanus: But-
Lucy Gray: I thought you guys were punished by your Dean for ruining your fancy school’s reputation?
Sejanus: We were!😀
Coryo: And this is our punishment.
Treech: To annoy us?!
Coryo: Unfortunately, no. But we were ordered by ✨The Academy✨ to bring you guys some food and supplies.
Lucy Gray: How did you even get your fancy school to support us?
Coryo: ✨Ravinstill Nepotism✨.
Reaper: Ravinstill?!
Coryo: It’s the most powerful name in the Capitol.
Coral: So where are they, Blondie? Where’s my cheesecake and burgers?
Coryo: Well, I was thinking about asking you guys what you want to eat because Sejanus said that we could order takeouts today.
Dill: What’s a takeout?
Coryo: Basically, you order the food that you want to eat and someone will deliver it here for you.
Lucy Gray: We can order anything?!
Coryo: Anything. My boyfriend is rich AF.
Sejanus: Order what you want, Coryo, my love, my Snow Angel!😍
Coryo: See. I told you he’ll pay for it.
Tanner: Must be nice to be Plinth’s sugar baby-
Coryo: Boyfriend.
Tanner: Sugar-
Coryo: Boyfriend.
Tanner: Baby.
Lucy Gray: Fiancé!😀
Sejanus: Husband!😘
Mizzen: I want a stuffed salmon with lemon sauce on the side!
Coral: One roasted lobster and hash browns for me!
Tanner: Baby back ribs with fries!
Dill: Green Bean Casserole!
Jessup: One stuffed turkey!
Panlo: A grilled cheese sandwich!
Lucy Gray: Smashed Potatoes with love on the side!😘
Lamina: My cookies!😭
Brandy: Chicken! A whole ass chicken!
Coryo: Slow down! I can’t keep up with all of you shouting at the same time!
Wovey: Can we order a whole serving of Apple Berry Pie?
Coryo: Anything for you, sweetie.
Sejanus: How about you, Marcus?
Marcus: I’m on diet.
Sejanus: But-
Coryo: Babe, let me do it.
Sejanus: Ok.😞
Coryo: How about you, Marcus?
Marcus: Give me a hundred chicken nuggets. I’m hungry.🥺
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pwlanier · 1 year
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OTTO DILL
Ride, 1940.
Oil on fiberboard
Ketterer and Kunst
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Okay so I should be trying to go to sleep right now but hey TBOSBAS ATLA au.
Sejanus is the avatar cause he’s my favorite.
So the people of the capitol are majority non benders (don’t ask how they got control I started this like twenty minutes ago) but they use energy bending to control the people of the districts to keep them from uprising too much or something like that. Look man I haven’t watched Avatar or LOK in at least 3 years my memory is spotty.
But anyways I made a list of the tributes (and my boy) and their elements and if they use subtypes much:
Sejanus- the avatar
Facet- earth (metal and lava)
Velvereen- water (mostly healing)
Marcus- earth (lava)
Sabyn- water (or air my minds not made up)
Circ- earth (metal)
Teslee- fire (lightning)
Coral- water (blood bends)
Mizzen- water
Hy- water
Sol- fire (lightning)
Otto- air
Ginnee- earth (metal)
Treech- water (plants)
Lamina- air
Wovey- air
Bobbin- earth (not sure really)
Panlo- earth
Sheaf- water (plants)
Tanner- fire (occasionally combustion)
Brandy- water (blood)
Reaper- earth
Dill- water (plants)
Lucy Gray- air
Jessup- earth (lava sometimes)
I felt like sharing, if you have any ideas please share. Plot wise I’ve got nothing but yknow I never write anyways.
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a-goldentouch · 1 year
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More greetings!!
hello @creepy-crowleys @dill-emma @shinobimagica and @crowned-relapse-king
I am Otto Midas! This is my very cool awesome blog, I hope we can get along!
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ballwizard · 6 months
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7, 30, and 38 for the Straidasks
7. What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?
if i lost him in a crowd I'll be honest I think I would leave him for dead sorry. if otto lost him he'd yell "DILL BOY" or some shit
30. When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?
whenever he fucks up he gets IMMENSELY embarrassed and guilty no matter what. if it's less personal he'll rationalize it to himself eventually but The Guilt Weighs Upon His Soul 😀
38. What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?
he likes to sing on occasion! but only when he's alone. he'd rather blow up than embarrass himself in front of other people so he would literally never do it in front of anyone. he's not particularly good but it's fun! with his aforementioned noise-music-and-jazz inclinations he usually doesn't have a lot to sing along to, so he'll just hum most of the time...
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the-bees-cheese · 2 years
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so as some of y’all know, i’ve been looking into getting a service dog eventually, and though it’ll still definitely be a while, i’ve been coming up with names while i research and now i have too many
so we’re gonna narrow them down for fun
bracket updated for round 2:
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(pink: feminine, blue: masculine, yellow: gender neutral/could be either)
i’m probably gonna do a few of these per day since there’s a lot, but i need y’all to vote on them :)
i’m gonna link all of the posts to this one, to have kind of a home base lol
round 2:
peri vs rain/rainie
nat vs theo/thea
dill vs malka
milo vs connie
eda vs peggy
bonnie vs tally
otto vs miri/mira
cory/cora vs shiloh/shai
round 1:
gisele vs. peri
ellis vs. rain/rainie
claire vs. nat
gilda vs. theo
hettie vs. dill
malka vs. rory
milo vs. pasha
connie vs. av
holly vs. eda
arlo vs. peggy
ira vs. bonnie
tally vs esther
otto vs ruthie
miri/mira vs sylvie
cory/cora vs theo/thea
shiloh/shai vs silas
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whiterosesfall · 3 months
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A simulation was made to test the limits of the human race. Four groups were made. Each having about 24 people each. Ages ranging from twelve and up.
The groups were put in rooms, memories erased. The only thing they had were cards describing their names.
Each group undergoes multiple tests and games as they find their way out, gaining bits of their memories each time.
After a month, they’ve been going through the games. And some were lost.
Group One: CAPITOL.
The group was made of the upper class, to see if they have the strength and wits of the lower.
Leader(s): Coriolanus Snow and Sejanus Plinth
Members Lost: Eleven.
Members remained: Thirteen.
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Festus Creed.
Hilarius Heavensbee.
Clemensia Dovecote.
Tigris Snow.
Lysistrata Vickers.
Pup Harrington.
Persephone Price.
Felix Ravinstill.
Vipsania Sickle.
Livia Cardew.
Arachne Crane. (Robot)
Group Two: TRIBUTES.
First group made of the lower class. Made up of the necessary survival skills needed.
Leader: Lucy Gray Baird
Members Lost: Four.
Members remained: Twenty.
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Jessup Diggs
Coral #####
Mizzen #####
Reaper Ash
Dill ####
Treech ####
Lamina #####
Bobbin ###
Wovey ####
Tanner #####
Brandy ####
Marcus ######
Sol ###
Hy #####
Teslee ####
Circ ####
Otto #####
Ginnee ####
Facet ####
Group Three: MOCKINGJAYS.
Second group made of lower class. Same Purpose.
Leader: Katniss Everdeen
Members Lost: Fourteen.
Members remained: Ten.
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Marvel ###
Glimmer ###
Cato ####
Clove #####
Finch (Foxface)
Thresh ###
Rue #####
Peeta Mellark
Primrose Everdeen
Group Four: REBELS.
Middle class (Somewhat) Same purpose as the others.
Leader(s): Finnick Odair and Johanna Mason
Members Lost: Sixteen.
Members remained: Eight.
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Gloss ####
Cashmere #####
Beetee Latier
Wiress ###
Mags ####
Annie Cresta
May the odds be ever in your favor.
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soldier-requests · 4 months
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Hello! I'm looking for some masculine name ideas for a Sniper-kin ; if you want to experiment with making it earth/forest/canine themed that'd be really swag
hello!! wasn’t too sure about how masc some of these names feel, but i hope you find something you like regardless!
there's not as much as i normally end up doing, but it's still quite the list so i put them under the cut 👍.
acacia
acacius
ace
ackley
acorn
affie
alaska
alfie
alpine
arbor
arc
archer
archie
arctic
aries
arthur
artus
ash
asher
ashford
ashton
aster
atlas
august
augustin(e)
augustus
avens
avery
bandit
baron
basil
bass
basset
bay
bear
beaumont
beck
beetle
ben
bengal
benji
benny
bentley
benton
berry
birch
birk
blackjack
blaze
blue
blume
bo, boe
bolt
bone
boomer
borage
border
boxer
bracker
bracket
bramble
briar
brick
brin
brock
bryce
bryn
buck
bud
bull
burr
bush
busher
bushie, bushy
butch
buzz
caelum, caylum
callum
cane, kane
canid
canine
canyon
cas
casey
caspian
cedar
cerberus
charcoal
charlie
cheddar
chen
chez
chow
cider
ciel
cinder
citrine
citron
citrus
clay
clement
cliff
cloud
coal
coast
cobalt
cobolt
cocoa
collie
colt
columbine
columbo
columbus
conan
cooper
copper
cove
coy
coyote
crane
crimson
crispin
crow
curry
cyan
cypress
dagwood
dak
dakota, dakoda
dale
dane
dante
darrah
darren
darrow
david
dawson
deacon
dean
declan
den
denis, denys
deniz
denver
derry
dhole
digger
dill
dingo
dipper
douglas
drake
duff(y)
duke
dulce
dune
dusk
dust
dustin
dusty
dutch
dutchen
east
eden
elvis
elwood
emerald
emerson
emery
everest
everett
evergreen
falcon
fallon
fang
farley
fennec
fennel
fergus
fews
fin, finn
finch
finley, finnley
fir
firth
fish
fisher
flax
flint
florence
florent
flynn
ford
forest
forester
frank
frankie
franklin
fraser, frazier, frasier, frazer
frost
gale(n)
gardner
gene
genesis
ginger
goldie
grain
grey, gray
grove(s)
hades
harvest
hawk(e)
hazel
heath
hercules
hive
holland
hound
hugo
hum
hummer
hunt
hunter
huntie, hunty
jack
jackal
jackie, jacky
jason
jasper
jay
jett
joey
jove
july
june
juniper
juno
jupiter
kai
kale
kestrel
kip
kippy, kippie
koa
koi
lake
lark
leo
loch
locust
lodge
lotis
lotus
lucky
lumen
lupin(e)
lupis
mace
magnus
mane(d)
mango
march
marley
marlow
marsh
marshal(l)
matchbox
maverick
max
meek
meer
merlin
mickey
mint(y)
mob(y)
moose
morgan
morris
moses
moss
mossy, mossie
nash
nasher
nicholas
noble
norman
north
nox
oak
oakie
odie
odin
oleander
olive(r)
olivier
ollie
oto
otter
otto
ottoman
packet(t)
pear
percival
percy
perry
perseus
picard
pickle
pine
pongo
prairie
prince
red, redd
reed, reid
ren
rhodes
rhody
ridge
rock(e)
rocky, rockie
roman
ronat
rook
root
rory
rover
rudy
rune
russel
salmon
samsun, samson
scruff
scruffy, scruffie
silver
silvester
skylark
smokey
sol
solei(l)
solomon
sorrel
south
spade
sparrow
spot
spruce
stag
sterling
stone
sun
sunray
talon
tawny
terran
terro
terry, terrie
theo
thistle
thor
thyme
titan
toms
trip
tunnel
turtle
velvet
vulp
vulpes
wade
wane
warbler
wax
waxer
weaver
wells
west
whistler
winston
wolf(e)
wood
woodrow
woodson
woody, woodie
york
zeus
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bloodredlolipops · 4 months
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Will be making a new blog dedicated to this AU I’m working on, let me know what I should name it🙏
(INSPIRED BY THE HOLLOW ON NETFLIX AS WELL AS MAZE RUNNER PARTIALLY)
A simulation was made to test the limits of the human race. Four groups were made. Each having about 24 people each. Ages ranging from twelve and up.
The groups were put in rooms, memories erased. The only thing they had were cards describing their names.
Each group undergoes multiple tests and games as they find their way out, gaining bits of their memories each time.
After a month, they’ve been going through the games. And some were lost.
Group One: CAPITOL.
The group was made of the upper class, to see if they have the strength and wits of the lower.
Leader: Coriolanus Snow
Members Lost: Thirteen.
Members remained: Eleven.
-
Sejanus Plinth.
Festus Creed.
Hilarius Heavensbee.
Clemensia Dovecote.
Tigris Snow.
Lysistrata Vickers.
Pup Harrington.
Persephone Price.
Felix Ravinstill.
Arachne Crane. (Robot)
Group Two: TRIBUTES.
First group made of the lower class. Made up of the necessary survival skills needed.
Leader: Lucy Gray Baird
Members Lost: Four.
Members remained: Twenty.
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Jessup Diggs
Coral #####
Mizzen #####
Reaper Ash
Dill ####
Treech ####
Lamina #####
Bobbin ###
Wovey ####
Tanner #####
Brandy ####
Marcus ######
Sol ###
Hy #####
Teslee ####
Circ ####
Otto #####
Ginnee ####
Facet ####
Group Three: MOCKINGJAYS.
Second group made of lower class. Same Purpose.
Leader: Katniss Everdeen
Members Lost: Fourteen.
Members remained: Ten.
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Marvel ###
Glimmer ###
Cato ####
Clove #####
Finch (Foxface)
Thresh ###
Rue #####
Peeta Mellark
Primrose Everdeen
Group Four: REBELS.
Middle class (Somewhat) Same purpose as the others.
Leader(s): Finnick Odair and Johanna Mason
Members Lost: Sixteen.
Members remained: Eight.
-
Gloss ####
Cashmere #####
Beetee Latier
Wiress ###
Mags #### (Same age as Beetee here)
Annie Cresta
May the odds be ever in your favor.
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@butfilsongs okay thought it over and here’s the fix-it :)!!
Since in this post I said that I think at least some of the peacekeepers that came to grab the tributes during the arena bombing came from outside, I had an idea for how all the tributes could escape from the city.
What if, instead of running for the exit, the district 1 and 2 kids saw the tunnels blasted open and went in there instead? Ginnee and Otto survived by sheer luck of the bombs going off a little earlier, and their mentors were saved by peacekeepers. This works because of a thing @idontliketomatoesleavemealone pointed out about them wearing armor which would protect them at least a little. They are out of it, though, because blows to the head suck. Ginnee and Otto, like Panlo and Sheaf, end up greatly injured and are denied medical care. Here’s where the fun begins (for me at least, if you like Hurt No Comfort this is not for you):
Thanks to the peacekeepers coming in from outside and the tunnels being so much closer than the exit, the four escapee tributes make it out. Sabyn, Velvereen, Facet, and Marcus are on the run. They could try to escape the city and forget all about this, but… those other kids don’t deserve to die, and leaving them to their fate feels… cruel. And also, escaping the city is exactly what the Capitol expects them to do so going along with it makes it more likely for them to be caught. So they get out of the tunnels and figure out where the zoo is. Marcus clearly didn’t disguise himself, but now there are three other kids there to come up with ideas. Facet and Velvereen suggest they try to look more like Capitol kids so it’s more likely people won’t look at them twice. While they’re at it they snag some supplies for short-term disguises and then wait until it’s late to go over to the zoo.
Now, these kids may not have the best mentors (cough cough Livia Cardew cough cough) but they can see some of the others starting to care about their tributes. And these influential nepo-babies are the future of Panem. The four free tributes have had time to think things through, and the last thing they wanna do is hand the Capitol propaganda on a silver platter and turn their only hope of ending the games for good against them. In terms of trying to convince their overlords the tributes are human beings too, killing peacekeepers means they may as well confess to cannibalism and skinning puppies for fun. Also, it would be justification for the Capitol calling this an all hands on deck situation and throw everything into finding the tributes, which is the last thing they need. So the four escapees refrain from brutal murder and instead merely knock out the ones too close to the enclosure for comfort. They take some of the guns, though, because they’re not stupid enough to actually believe their attempts at showing innocence will do anything and they’d rather be armed if it comes down to the worst-case scenario.
Next they break open the zoo enclosure and wake up their fellow district kids inside. Some frantic whispering later and everyone’s awake and ready to leave. The four injured kids and Dill get carried on the backs of the stronger kids for obvious reasons, and off they go. I’ll stop here and consider collecting my ideas for the rest of their shenanigans in this City of Nightmares in a separate post because I have plans.
Yes, it does involve arson. No, Gaul’s lab does not survive. Possibly, neither does she.
That last bit is not entirely on the tributes.
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catindabag · 5 months
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (49)
*When the Mentors lied about their Tributes’ skills on LIVE TV*
Lepidus: Welcome back to the ✨Table Talk✨! I’m your host, Lepidus Malmsey-
Casca: Booooo!
Lepidus: Ugh. Who let Highbottom sit with the audience again?
Felix: Just ignore him.
Lepidus: And why does your school want me to do another round of interviews?
Vipsania: To gain more sponsors-
Gaius: For money.
Hilarius: We love money.
Coryo: I need money.
Sejanus: To proclaim my undying love to my Coryo-
Coryo: Not now, Babe.
Sejanus: But-
Coryo: I’ll give you a kiss if you shut up.
Sejanus: Can you kiss me now-
Casca: Booooo! Get a room-
Felix: Back to you, Malmsey!
Lepidus: Um- okay. So here we are again with our favorite Mentors-
Festus: Yo, Leppy! Leppy, why do I have to wear this stupid paper bag?
Lepidus: It’s Lepidus.😑 And your Class President was the one who asked me to cover your face.
Festus: Why?!😫
Felix: Creed, just wear the bag.
Coryo: That’s what you get after you forced us to bail you out from juvenile jail, Bestie~.😊
Festus: I did nothing wrong-
Coryo: You trespassed and dumpster dived on private property.
Festus: I did not!
Felix: The President of Panem would disagree.
Festus: But I’m not even a fugitive!
Lysistrata: Not yet~.☺️
Festus: But-
Felix: Lepidus, please continue.
Lepidus: So my first question is for-
Livia: Just spit it out, Leppy. We don’t have all day.🙄
Juno: Yeah~. I even have an important appointment with my chiropractor after this.
Lepidus: Fine.😞 What are your Tribute’s strengths and weaknesses?
Livia: Excuse me?! Weaknesses?! That’s incorrect. My new bestie from ✨District One✨ doesn’t have weaknesses.🙄💅
Lepidus: That’s impossible-
Livia: Facet with his tasset can even stop a freaking bullet just by looking at it.
Lepidus: That’s a lie-
Livia: I’ve seen him do it before, Leppy~.
Palmyra: Just one bullet? That’s so lame, Livia. Velvereen the Wolverine can melt bullets and spit acid.😌
Vipsania: Ha! Both of your Tributes are nothing compared to mine. My Tribute, Treech the Leech can suck your blood out in seconds.
Pup: Well, my Tribute, Lamina with her stamina can drown anyone with just her salty tears.
Apollo: Bro, shut up. My Tribute, Otto from the Grotto can kill a grown man with just one punch.
Diana: Just one punch? My Tribute, Ginnee Houdini can turn you all into dust-
Juno: That’s so unoriginal, Ring. My Tribute, Bobby-
Hilarius: Bobbin.
Juno: Bobby Corn Poppy can lift a thousand grown grizzly bears with just one arm!
Hilarius: But my Wovey with just one knee can make you run for your money!
Gaius: You be lying, Hilari! My Tribute, Panlo with his hands low can kick all of your asses!
Androcles: That’s all you’ve got, bro?! My Tribute, Sheaf the Chief can strangle you with her eyes!
Io: Andie, stop with your nonsense! My Tribute, Circ with his quirk can fly you to the moon and back!
Urban: That’s all?! My Teslee from Mississippi can break a giant’s neck with her thighs!
Persephone: Do better, Urban! My Mizzen The Gremlin can break your bones with just using his zen!
Festus: Lol. My Tribute, Coral No Morals can knock you all out with just her profanities!
Dennis: Creed, sit down! My Hy So High can fly faster than a fly!
Iphigenia: Suck it, Dennis! Sol Aerosol can burn you all with just her sweat!
Domitia: Lame! My Tanner with a hanger moves faster than a spider!
Arachne: That’s just so and so! My Tribute, Brandy Sharp Candy will slice you to bits!
Clemensia: Little Crane is just jealous because Reaper The Sweeper has the strength of a thousand wild zebras.
Felix: And Dill with the drill has the agility of an eel!
Florus: Boring! My Tribute, Sabyn So Keen has the eyes of an eagle, speed of a cheetah, and the strength of a thousand flamingos!
Sejanus: But they won’t stand a chance against my friend, Marcus Spartacus!
Lysistrata: Wrong! My Tribute, Jessup with his getup will crush Marcus Spartacus like a bug!
Coryo: But they will all surrender to Lucy Gray and her army of Mockingjays!
Everyone:. . .
Festus: What’s a mockingjay?
Lepidus: What the duck and buck are you guys even saying?!😫
*Meanwhile, at the Zoo*
Lucy Gray: Sheaf the Chief-
Sheaf: Don’t even start, Baird.
Lucy Gray: But-
Sheaf: Do you want me to strangle you with my eyes?
Lucy Gray: Nevermind.😞
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