#Not today tiktok... not today

[suiheisen]

#landed in chongqing today and this was the first place my colleague took me and it was insane #it outinceptioned inception #chongqing #tiktok #autoplay warning

[cursedpinterest]

#we’re learning basic knowledge today huh #tiktok #tik tok

[toktopus-art]

“🎵  I got chills, they're multiplying and I'm losing control 🎵”

steve singing grease songs to eddie 😌

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #stranger things fanart #eddie would pretend to hate it #my art #today i learned that the year patch is supposed to be the graduation year lol pretend you dont see it on the tiktok video

[theboarsbride]

i saw people saying how TikTok is turning reading and publishing into the next 'fast fashion' and I feel ill. Because. Yeah.

#you shouldn't have to become an influencer to publish books. #the over-consumption is INSANE. #just for that.......gonna go on a library trip today. #anti booktok #anti tiktok #jojo reads #jojo vents #booktok

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to TikTok: I know it’s a little faux pas to post shit from celebrity parties like this but…

Eddie: How long do you think it’s going to take for him to notice that that’s not me

Eddie: *flips camera around to show Steve on the other side of the room*

Steve: *pulling a man along behind him because he wants to be introduced to Cher*

The man: *Weird Al Yankovic*

#Steve was distracted by Cher being in his general vicinity and grabbed the hand of the first guy with long dark curly hair and pale skin #Weird Al just went with it #Eddie knows when Steve figures it out because he hears a loud ‘OH MY GOD’ #This week is taken a bite out of me so this is all I got in me for today #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[persnickety-doodles]

Here are some old sketches inspired from that “old” lipstick TikTok trend😅

I think I might clean this up. What do you think? 🥹

#i know it's an old trend... by today's standards #but i've had these saved for a long time now #plus i don't have a tiktok so i'm pretty sure the trend was already over by the time i saw a video #korrasami #persnickety doodles #alicia draws #lok #avatar

[burst-of-iridescent]

the way atla fandom is treating the actors for zuko, azula and mai in the netflix live action is genuinely disgusting. you do realize real people aren’t gonna have perfect knife-sharp jawlines without an ounce of fat, right? or that making unwarranted comments about the appearances of teenagers because they have the audacity to have actual human proportions is really fucking gross? saying that they should lose weight or that they look too soft or nice or whatever the fuck it is, as if their resemblance to 2D characters is more important than their health and mental well-being, is a fucking asshole move.

these are real people, not stand-ins for your fav fictional characters. get a fucking grip and grow up, jfc.

#came across a tiktok today shitting on thalia tran and elizabeth yu (mai and azula) #and the comments were so fucking gross i’m genuinely incensed #atla live action

[floweypilled]

siblingfriends

#today? them #tomorrow? them #little animated thinh is from a tiktok i made but i lke it #undertale #frisk #flowey #my art #gif

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

#douyin #video #tiktok #i posted this to the wrong blog and then sat here for like 10 minutes like Damn tumblr's video processing is fucked up again today #and then i almost reposted this to that same blog again

[redhhound]

ghost and soap, the meeting on the turret stairs

#redraw of the classic painting meeting on the turret stairs :) #i had this idea last night just before i fell asleep lmfao then had uni today so had to withstand the humiliation of #drawing cod guys in class.... #its ok its a bachelor of animation everyone has their own weird ass blorbos #including the tutor who talks about the phantom for 3 hours and then dunks on stan lee for the rest of the class #ghostsoap soapghost #soapghost #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #mw2 #ghost x soap #soap x ghost #come on man why are there so many tags #LOOK AT MY ART PLEASE PLEASE #redhhound art #gay people #THE ORIGINAL OF THIS PAINTING IS WATERCOLOUR??? OH IM GONNA OFF MYSELF #if this gets reposted on tiktok im gonna kill a 14 year old

[incorrect-whos-lila]

i don’t think this post ever made it to tumblr despite me laughing hysterically every time i look at it so here it is for posterity’s sake lmao

also hi it's mod's birthday today :)

#who's lila #who’s lila? #william clarke #source: tiktok #mod lila #image post #i know i posted it in the discord a couple times but frankly it needs to be here too lmao #idk why it’s not here already 😭 #also sorry for shoehorning the birthday thing into this KLGJSDFK i'm being really annoying about it today <3 #i felt like of all posts this should be the one that posts on today holiest of days. it just feels fitting :P

[jamiewintons]

Man, Sanji with a really shy gf would be so cute. Like he’d love to get you flustered, he’d figure out exactly what he has to do or say to get you to blush and cover your face with your hands. He thinks it’s the absolute cutest thing ever. Just him getting really close to you and whispering into your ear that you look beautiful. In that voice. I would actually die.

#sanji x reader #vinsmoke sanji x reader #black leg sanji x reader #opla sanji x reader #opla x reader #mari speaks #I’m simping big time today #blame tiktok and sleep deprivation I cannot control myself today #him doing the thing where he lifts up your chin to make you look at him 🙈

[megabuild]

ive seen this image like 3 times now and im trying to not make a niche joke with it

#mine #sorry this is like my fourth post involvinh tiktok screenshots today? witches curse

[estrellami-1]

The Easiest Thing (I’ve Ever Done)

Had an idea. I don’t know if it’s anything, or if it makes any sense, but I like it. I hope y’all do too!

The camera’s shaky, moving from Eddie trying to place his phone down, making sure to keep his face in frame. “Baby,” he sings, looking off-camera. “Would you peel me an orange?”

A slight pause before, “Hypothetical or literal?”

Eddie blinks. “Uh. Literal?”

“How many do you want?”

Eddie gapes. “Just- just like that? No teasing? Nothing about me being capable? Nothing at all?”

“It’s an orange, babe. ‘S not like me carrying you out of-”

Eddie scrambles for his phone, and the video cuts off.

It picks up again later. They’re in the living room now, and Eddie’s filming Steve, who had just asked him a question. “Say it again.”

“Say-?”

“The question you just asked me. Ask me again.”

Steve gestures to the TV. “We just watched 50 First Dates, Eds, I don’t think it’s crazy of me to ask if you’d do that for me.”

“Stevie. Baby. Light of my life. Look me in my eyes and ask me again. But before you do, think about two years ago when you got a concussion and the resulting short-term amnesia.”

Steve closes his eyes and leans his head back with a groan. “I’m an idiot.”

“Are not,” Eddie says hotly, and the video cuts off again.

It picks up again later. It’s dark in the room, and Eddie’s got his finger to his lips, as if he’s telling the audience to be quiet. “Say that again, baby?”

Steve mumbles something unintelligible, then, “The elephant’s back.”

“Yeah? What’s it doing?”

The camera moves to focus on Steve’s face. He’s clearly still asleep, even as he frowns. “He’s proposing. ‘S my job.”

“Your job?”

“Mhm. ‘M gonna do it.” Another frown. “Screw you, elephant.”

The camera jumps to Eddie, who’s got a hand covering his mouth. The video cuts off again.

It picks up again later. Eddie’s in the same position as the first part of the video. There’s background sounds—rushing water and clanking porcelain—that means Steve’s washing dishes.

“I feel like you’re mad at me.”

The clanking stops. The water shuts off. “What?”

Eddie shrugs. “You’ve been kinda tense ever since I got home.”

“Baby,” Steve whispers. “No. No, I’m not mad at you. I’m so sorry I made you feel that way. I’ve just got a lot in my head right now.”

Eddie nods. “Can I help?”

Steve hums. “You can listen.”

Eddie smiles. “I can do that.”

“Okay, cool.” The water turns back on. “So I was talking to Robin earlier-”

The video cuts off again.

It picks up again later. They’re back on the couch, but this time Steve’s engrossed in a book, lips silently moving as he reads. “Baby.”

“Hm?”

“You mouth the words to yourself when you read.”

Steve flushes scarlet. “Shuddup.”

“No!” Eddie laughs. “No, I love it! It’s adorable!”

“You don’t.” He sniffs, but does nothing to hide the smile on his face. “It’s not.”

“It is,” Eddie argues back, camera jumping around as he shifts to sit up. “And I’ll prove it.”

“Yeah? How?”

“Uh. That part I don’t know yet. But I’ll figure it out!”

“Mhm.” Steve’s lips twitch up at the corners.

“I’m serious.”

“Mhm.”

“I love every part of you.”

Steve’s smile softens into something lovesick. “I know.”

“Especially the parts you don’t like.”

Steve groans and covers his face with the book, and Eddie chuckles as he turns the camera off.

The last time it picks up, Steve’s the one setting it up. “Babe?” He calls.

“Yeah?”

“Would you love me if I was a worm?”

“If you were a worm?”

“Yeah. Would you love me.”

Eddie walks into frame to grab Steve’s hands and hold them. “My darling,” he murmurs, “I fall more in love with you every day. It’s the easiest thing I’ve ever done and the easiest decision I’ll ever make. And I make it every day, I have for years now. If you were a worm, I’d build you the best little worm house. I’d do all the research and find out what you can eat, and I’d always have that. I’d learn to speak worm so I could talk to you.” He lifts one of Steve’s hands to his lips. “If you were a worm? Baby, I’d love you more than any worm’s ever been loved before.”

“Oh,” Steve squeaks.

Eddie presses a brief kiss to his lips before pulling away. “Why don’t you turn the camera off and come join me upstairs?”

Steve gapes even as he reaches for his phone. “You absolute asshole-”

“I meant every word, baby. Let me show you how much?”

Steve flounders, and the video cuts off for the last time.

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#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #modern au #fluff #everything’s beautiful and nothing hurts #amen #is it at all obvious this is supposed to be a TikTok vid? #please keep in mind I am not Cool or Hip to today’s happenings #my younger brother explained ‘rizz’ to me and I had an actual physical reaction #literally how do I tag this #starambles

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok where he’s speaking like an old boxing announcer, “Ding, ding, ding, it looks like we got a new hobby in the house. What do you have to say, sir?”

Eddie flips the camera around to Steve, his ball of yarn, and awkwardly held crochet hook. He shoves his hand in Steve’s face like it’s a microphone and Steve leans in like it’s real when he says, “My doctors says this is good for reducing memory loss.”

“Have you lost any memories?”

“How would I know that?”

“Touché,” Eddie says. “Will you make me a hat.”

“I will make you a very long chain because I don’t know how to make a second row.”

#Eddie: I would love a long chain by you #Steve doesn’t pick up crafting hobbies often so Eddie gets excited when he does #I am currently trying to teach myself to crochet with mixed results. that’s why there’s only two posts today #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[ghostespresso]

staff logging on to tumblr dot com today

#staff sweetie i Promise you an algorithm would kill this webbed site #changing the way reblogs look/work would Absolutely kill this webbed site too #this is a Blogging Platform i dont want it to be like tiktok or twitter jesus #if you NEED to change something literally listen to the the Tumblr Users you pretend you cant hear #if money is what you need make your userbase Happy and you should be fine #the shop is fine blaze posts are fine ad free subscriptions are fine but dont get rid of shit that Works For You in favor of making money #someone really laced up their clown boots today im. so tired staff please dont #tumblr staff #EDIT: staff updated their original post to say we were all misunderstanding but #that doesnt stop the post from being stupid #the whole post was worded for Investors and then presented to the userbase #if you say 'we have big changes planned!' and dont put in the 'as options' its Your Fault that people read it as 'were changing everything' #staff isnt stupid. they know how they Should have worded it better than what they did #so yeah. someone Did lace up their clown boots before they hit post #edit pt 2 lol for the record i dont think tumblr would actually go through with all their changes in that post #they know how the userbase is and there are A Lot of us #i just dont like how? idk. condescending? the post sounded #and out of every place on the internet being being burned alive in the name of money #tumblr is the one place i know enough about to be Actually mad at lol #ive really liked some stuff staff has done in recent years #but talking to your userbase that way wasnt one