#No oven dinners

[ftvs-cm45]

Puss in Boots losing 8 out of 9 lives (in the real movie)

Bull-running

Playing poker with dogs

Falling from a tower

Weightlifting

Cannon launch

Shellfish allergy

Baking

Bell

#dreamworks #dreamworks animation #animated gif #puss in boots #puss in boots 2 #puss in boots: the last wish #bull #poker #dogs #falling #tower #weightlifting #cat #cannon #dinner #baking #oven #fire #bell #guitar #allergic reaction #gingy #gingerbread

[cemeterything]

hades didn't need to go to all that effort with the rock to punish sisyphus he should've just told him to clean a communal kitchen

#🐉 #i wiped down all the countertops and cleaned the stove oven and the inside of the fridge this afternoon #and within hours it was dirty again after everyone cooked their dinner #im not even mad because its not like i didnt expect it but man i really thought i achieved something by refusing to half ass it 😭

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

my breadventures arise.... i kneaded to do something crafty but Tasty and there's no butter way to get rolling than with something everyone would loaf! we'll see how this pans out!

#cloverleaf rolls!! #i was gonna have three different bowls for different shades of blue #yk. Barnaby Style! #but by the time i realized i would need to portion out everything every step #twas too late! so i just went with sea green to honor percy <3 #because Ah! A Decent Adaptation of Pjato! they said it couldn't be done #(yes i know i should have just stuck with blue for him but hush i fucked up) #(how do you fuck up food coloring? easily apparently!) #(i wonder what shade/hue it'll bake into) #photos from the bog #they have to proof for two hours and then into the oven they go #i hope i did them correctly #these are from a recipe i havent tasted in a great many years #they used to be something Child Me looked forward to at christmas dinner #so! here's hoping it holds up!

[cerealkiller740]

1966 Swanson Frozen Dinners

#1966 #Swanson #frozen #dinner #tv dinner #oven #vintageadsmakemehappy #vintage magazine #vintage advertising #magazine #advertising #60s #1960s

[vamprisms]

if the clock on your oven tells the correct time u have your life together by my standards

#two guards block the way to my dinner. one only tells the truth (phone) one only tells lies (oven)

[samamakhalid]

I'm genuinely happy for your happiness if your brain's perfect scritch is Jon taking care of Martin from Lonely symptoms in a safehouse au, but those fics premises are always so funny to me like

You're telling me we looked at the same s4 Jon, held upright by a conveniently aimed gust of wind, and went yeah! that's the stabilizing element Martin's recovery was missing! Jon's a little banged up after being abandoned to supernatural torture, but he owes it to Martin for being snarky three years ago! Martin got spooky depression over jon's poorly timed coma, Jon got off easy with his boring clinical depression! Jon can be the load barring pillar in this relationship by simply opting out of a breakdown!

#in my mind those three weeks consisted of them taking turns with the one shared mental spoon #its my turn to make dinner tonight go ahead and rage against god while the meatloaf's in the oven xoxo #my turn to curse humanity today so be sure you remember milk while youre out checking the po box for life sustaining statements xoxo #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #jon sims #my text post

[starbuck]

Real Emotional Labor Hours

#like. #i say ONE slightly emotionally vulnerable thing in a Christmas card. that is IT! #and then the next day i’m just unsuspectingly chillin - flipping through my Grammy’s book of Dutch oven recipes #and suddenly i’m being poked in the arm and whisked away to my Grandpa’s office because everything is a business meeting to him #and he’s crying (i have never seen him cry before) and having this insane joint conversation wherein he says he thinks i’m gonna die of hrt #and also gives me the hospital bracelet that was cut off my father’s dead body???? #so like. ?????? UH!!!!!!!!! #and this was like. RIGHT before dinner - for the record #so obviously i’m doing GREAT and super normal #and if you ever wondered why i’m Like This - this is why #i was assigned Haunted at eight months old #and all i can do about it is explain hrt to my Grandpa so that he maybe stops being so fucking weird about it!!!!!!! #jesus CHRIST. #one (1) normal holiday family gathering PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! #I AM NO LONGER FUCKING ASKING #death // #sorry just realized i should tag that #ughhhhh

[weheartstims]

Stimboard request. Bread plz. That is all

A stimboard with bread!

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#weheartstims #stimboard #bread #hands #baking #cloth #oven #squish #food #garlic bread #rolls #dinner rolls #white bread #pastry #brown #beige

[fudgecake-charlie]

a quick little doodle to say hi! I’ve moved into uni! here is an apology pearl for any future quietness :]

#pearlescentmoon #hermitcraft #art out the oven #took longer than I'd like L; now I gotta go make dinner

[niceandbluept2]

hi guys 😁 i'm making dinner rolls 😁

#theres no fnacy dinner i just think its a more convenient way to deliver bread to my mouth . i love my homemade bread but its sohard to cut #anyway they just went into the oven :) will update soon #personal

[vulpinesaint]

being a fifteen year old boy is very possibly the worst personality detriment that a person could have

#man if i'm trying to put something in the oven and you're worming your way all around the oven it makes it MORE DIFFICULT FOR ME. #and if i tell you that you're in the way and you go 'no i'm not' and refuse to move then NEWSFLASH. NOT GONNA MAKE ME HAPPIER #costs you literally fucking nothing to say 'oh sorry!' and move out of the way for the two minutes it takes me to get this done #stupid as fuck. making dinner For You and you can't stay out of my way for two damn minutes #we need to put some laws in place to stop high school age boys from being high school age boys. who's with me #valentine notes

[roseyanon]

bREAD

#after the last loaf was SO BAD i was really nervous but it turned out perfect ;u; #im so happy haha i spent three hours on this <3 #im now making hot wings and fries for dinner (oven is getting a LOT of use today lol)

[cerealkiller740]

1965 Swanson Frozen Dinners

#1965 #swanson #frozen #tv #dinner #oven #cerealkiller #vintage food #food #vintage advertising #vintage magazine #kitchen #magazine #60s #1960s

[bananonbinary]

do any other autistics have like...extremely minor coordination problems? like, i don't think i have anything that could be Diagnosable or that needs aids so i can function, but i drop shit often enough that i don't like handling sharp or hot objects and i'm resigned to spilling a little bit of basically every meal and drink. is that a thing. do we as a community just drop shit all the time.

#im not trying to be like Everything Is A Symptom but this is annoying enough of a problem it FEELS like i do it worse than neurotypicals #like i often ask for help getting something out of the oven not bc im a child but because i dont want our dinner all over the floor #actuallyautistic #and its a bit of a running gag with my sibling how terrible i am at high-fives #we both know its not a goof tho im just very bad at it

[rocketkart95]

Have you ever?

#trying to feel better about leaving dinner in the oven for 2 hours #never set an alarm

[scrapnick]

Oooh I love baking bread, I love being able to craft bread out of ingredients at home for a fraction of the price, my foremothers are gazing down on me being so proud of me being able to bake bread and drink wine with it like god intended

#scraps.txt #bread in the oven right as we speak boys #OUGH I SHOULD MAKE CHILI FOR DINNER TO EAT WITH THE BREAD