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4shfur · 4 years

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Okay I’m just going to ramble for a while

Do you guys wanna hear about something my friends and I made up

Well TOO BAD I”M GONNA TALK ABOUT IT ANYWAY

So a while ago two of my friends and I decide to make some warriors ocs. They were the Leader, Deputy, and medicine cat of ShadowClan

The leader was Birchstar. She was kind of stupid and definetely abused her power as leader. She was also Bluestar’s lost kit for some reason. Bluestar thought she died and was like “I’ll bury her on the way back” and went to go take Mistykit and Stonekit to RiverClan, but after she left Mosskit woke up because apparently she was just taking a nap? And she wandered into ShadowClan and they were like “what your name” and she just said “Bbchjsnhf” so they named her Birchkit and gave her to one of the queens. The only reason she became deputy was because there was a really bad case of greencough going around, and when the deputy died, the leader panicked and just chose Birchheart because she was the only warrior that didn’t have greencough.

Juniperflower was the deputy, and he was honestly just a really lazy deputy and never actually organized any patrols. The only reason he was made deputy was because Birchstar wanted her adoptive sister Daisypuff to be deputy, but Daisypuff was expecting kits and said she wanted her mate, Juniperflower to be deputy, so here we are

The medicine cat was Larchsnow. She was probably the most responsible out of all of them (and organized most of the patrols) but she also was super whiny and very romantic. She used to be in BloodClan, but it sucked, so she left when she was apprentice age and joined ShadowClan. She also hated water. She had a husband AND a wife named Fernfoot and Longear, and she loved them both SO much and never stopped talking about them. Essentially they were all just chaotic dumbasses that had lots of shenanigans

This all took place around like… midnight, because one of my friends just started the second series and hasn’t gotten past that (the other one stopped reading after the Last Hope) So I guess all of canon ShadowClan just… didn’t exist? Cause they all fought in the battle of BloodClan too

They also all had romantic interests and multiple kits. Birchstar used to date Firestar, but then Sandstorm found out and so they broke up, and she got with a guy named Cypressleaf, who has the personality of a piece of cardboard, but she’s super protective of him, and loves him to death. They had four kits, Starrykit and Shadowkit (who get to have those names because they died after birth), and Ivypaw and Mosspaw, who is a medicine cat apprentice

Juniperflower and Daisypuff’s kits were Lightpaw, Brackenpaw, Blossompaw, Hollypaw, and Mousepaw. He was also apparently dating Firestar at one point, but again, Sandstorm found out.

Larchsnow had kits with Fernfoot, but Longear also wanted kits, she just didn’t wanna go through the effort of mothering them, so she raises the kits with them. They have nine kits, because I said so, and their names are Needlepaw, Shypaw, Goosepaw, Frogpaw, Turtlepaw, Pondpaw, Kitepaw, Pumpkinpaw, and Wasppaw, who is also a medicine cat apprentice. Larchsnow had two apprentices

Wasppaw and Mosspaw were complete opposites. Mosspaw was cheerful and optimistic, and had crushes on everyone she met, and Wasppaw was basically Jaypaw in the “I speak to ghosts all the time. I know all your secrets. You are beneath me” sort of way. One time when he was like 2 he walked up to his mom and asked “mother did you have any ex-boyfriends from BloodClan” and she was like “wHAT- WHERE DID YOU- BLOODCLAN- WHO-”

Yellowfang is always yelling at him, but he always ignores her and does the exact opposite of what she tells him to do. She’s basically his annoying ghost grandma

Also, Princess, for some reason, had like, 47 kits all the time. Cats would go up to her like “I would like a Strawberry Chocolate swirl please” and she’d be like “here you go, that’ll be 7.56 please” and hand them a kit. She’d taken to just going around, giving kits to people, and running away without saying anything it was really weird. All the clans had at least 7 princess babies.

Ivypaw, Lightpaw, Blossompaw, Pumpkinpaw, Frogpaw were all Princess babies, and ShadowClan also had another Princess baby named Applekit. There were Princess babies everywhere. I’m a Princess baby. You’re a Princess baby

This one time, In a fight with WindClan, Birchstar got a wound on her head and got amnesia and thought she was the leader of RiverClan and her name was Oakstar. She got mad at one the queens, Flowerdust, for having kits on “RiverClan territory”. Juniperflower just went along with it and pretended with her, and Larchsnow got so annoyed she slapped Birchstar on the head and she went back to normal and got all her memories back

Another time Juniperflower and Birchstar splashed water on Larchsnow, and she got so offended that she ran away with her boyfriend Fernfoot to ThunderClan (this was before they had kits) and was super rude to Birchstar and Juniperflower at gatherings, until Birchstar made a law that they had to come back to ShadowClan, so they came back reluctantly

Fernfoot was the handsomest tom in ShadowClan, known for his extreme handsome, and everyone thought he was beautiful. Longear didn’t really have a personality, but everyone loved her and thought she was awesome, and she was the most popular cat in the clan, and the whole clan thought she should be deputy, including Birchstar and Larchsnow, but no one actually did anything and Juniperflower was still deputy.

There was this other cat named Leafshimmer who everyone called “Fernfoot 2.0” because he was also super beautiful and everyone liked him. He had a brother named Cedarspot who was also super beautiful, but he was also an asshole, so everyone ignored him.

Kitepaw (one of Larchsnow’s kits) also had a crush on a cat named Silvermoon. Think of every edgy warriors oc ever, and that’s Silvermoon. Her name was literally SILVERMOON. She was super edgy and had that. “I don’t care that i’m bleeding everywhere after dramatically sacrificing myself to save someone from a badger, I have to go hunt... for my clan *dramatically collapses on the floor* “ kind of attitude. Larchsnow HATED her because she was always dramatically hurt in a dramatic way, and also was an orphan, and was probably Scourge’s daughter or something, and Kitepaw adored her

Stay tuned for more fantastic tales

Or something

#ocs #this is the post that I typed out that night and lost

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arteacactus · 6 years

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1, 2, 11, 12, 29, 31, 34, 40, 45, 49, 52, 71, 72, 81, 85, 88, 98, 99, 100, 101, 103, 111, 117, 125, 129, and 140 ^-^

1. 3 Fears

hmmm ,,, abandonment, love, isolation

2. 3 things I love

Food,, sleep, Mark Edward Fischbach-

11. Favourite place

Detroit and Grand Rapids are favorites, but also so is Frankenmuth- basically I can’t choose just one

12. What am I listening to right now

My fan spinning and Mark’s voice in the background playing Amnesia lmao

29. How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

An hour, because it takes me that long to actually get up, but once I get up, that’s it. I don’t have a routine or any of that ~ b e a u t y v l o g g e r ~ shit-

31. Where am I right now?

In bed at my mom’s house-

34. Am I excited for anything?

fOURTH OF JULY PARTY IS COMING UP IN TEN FUCKIN DAYS BABY IM SO FUCKING PUMPED HELL YEAH

40. What was the last lie I told?

“I’m fine”

yes that’s very emo and edgy fuck off sjdhlkjfhgkjf

45. What’s the weather like right now?

SUNNY and HOT and i HATE IT

49. Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

Ye!

52. What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

,,, Either Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea, The Good The Bad and The Dirty, or The Resistance

71. Been in an airplane?

NO and i never want to

72. Learned another language?

I know the very few basics of french

81. Do I like my handwriting?

nope

85. What my greatest achievements are

are we talking video game achievements–

cause otherwise i dont know

88. What do I like about myself

i guess my hair is p soft

98. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

yEES

99. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Sure, why not? like who knows

100. Do you like bubble baths?

never had one so i cant say

101. Do you like your neighbors?

My mom’s neighbors are pretty shit. My dad’s neighbors I don’t know well enough

103. Favorite part of your daily routine?

I don’t have one so like.. mealtimes

111. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Idk like. Gamestop, Barnes & Noble, and Petsmart p much-

117. Last thing you ate?

I haven’t eaten yet today even tho it’s 2:45pm and I can’t remember what I had last night-

125. First person you talked to today?

My dad!! it’s his birthday

129. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Myself ,,, and my brother like always-

140. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

uhh the next closest book other than Warrior Cats is my tasteful nudes calendar so

I’ll read the second line of page 42-

“Needlepaw snorted with amusement. “An owl, toad-brain! Haven’t you heard one before?”“

Ask Me Some Questions

#vanna talks #ask #ebony-wolf #ask me some questions #ask game

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