Incorrect Hetalia Quotes At The World Meeting (Mean Girls Addition)
Sealand: I just wish we could all get along like we used to. I wish that I could bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we could all eat it and be happy.
England: *In the back of the room wearing sunglasses and a hoodie* He's not even a country.
Germany: Are you even a recognized country?
Sealand: No, I just have a lot of feelings.
Sweden: Sealand go home.
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America: Russia, I don't hate you because you're a communist.
America: You're a communist because I hate you.
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France: That's so fetch!
England: Stop trying to make fetch happen France! It's never going to happen.
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America: I'm sorry people are so jealous of me...But I can't help that I'm popular.
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England: If I was wearing jeans today I would be sitting over there with the dead nations.
*Pan over to Prussia sitting at a table by himself*
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Belarus: Why should America get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about America? Hm? Russia is just as cute as America. Russia is just as smart as America. People totally like Russia just as much as they like America. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what The world is about. We should totally just STAB America!
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Romano (Smugly): I don't think my father, the The Pope, would be too pleased to hear about this.
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Germany: I don’t care how long it takes to get the trade deals settled, I will keep you here all night if I have to!
Switzerland *Whispering*: We can't keep them past four.
Germany: I will keep you here until four!
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America (to France): England says nobody likes you because you're such a slut!
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America (to new NATO members): On Wednesdays we wear pink!
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Ivan Braginsky from Hetalia absolutely has scary dog privilege and his sisters 1000% use that to their advantage in modern times when even the youngest of the family isn’t scary enough to detour unwanted attention.
The other nations, especially Alfred, think it’s funny because this man doesn’t normally touch Alt fashion all that much and is only visually intimidating because of his height on a good day.
Mans deadass is a somewhat baby faced, 6 foot 10 inch tall, “built like a brick shit house” muscular man who’s got cannon combat/war time experience but the fashion sense of what can be best described as “Pastel Househusband/Babushka”. Ivan “I knit cute sweaters for fun” Braginsky has mastered the hidden art of controlling a resting bitch face because he’s known his baby sister her whole life and just happened to pick it up at some point in their childhood.
(Ivan also uses it to his advantage when people are just too loud an annoying for this taste that day….*cough*Alfred*cough*…)
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