#NOTHING IS FUCKING MINE

[desperatecheesecubes]

This man is so delighted to see misfortune fall upon his enemies

#mine #dungeon meshi #I can’t believe y’all got this to 1K #oh good lord now it’s at 1.5K #holy fuck we’re at 2K #I ain’t got nothing for 2.5k #3K my bewildered #I need a tag for 3.5k now?! #I gotta come up with something for 4K now? #stop this we’re at 4.5k now

[crimeschild]

the barbie (2023) experience as an afab non binary person is just [reconnecting with your femininity and love for pink bc you couldnt when u were younger bc being too girly will get u made fun of] [feeling guilt bc u dont identify with being a girl but girlhood is so inherently beautiful and magical and no experience is truly like it] [healing the inner child in you by allowing yourself to enjoy dolls and pink and maximalism] [unapologetically letting yourself wear pink and be stereotypically girly in a society where being non binary means you have to be presenting androgynous 24/7] [getting your grown-up heart shattered and then put back together again by your inner child using sparkly glue over and over in the span of two hours] [realizing that no matter what you do you have somewhat experienced girlhood and it shaped you to be the person you are today and you will never get to erase that experience or truly disconnect yourself from it] [appreciating and understanding your mother in a way that you thought wasnt possible without experiecing motherhood]

#my brain has permanently been altered by the barbie movie #ALSO THE MOMMY ISSUES IN THE MOVIE GOD FUCKING DAMN #when barbie said that the old woman is beautiful it makes me not fear getting old anymore #it's just all this time i feel so guilty like nothing but guilt when i present myself as femme and act all feminine but then identify with #being enby #and when i vocally advocate for feminism and all that but theres a little voice in my head going #but youre not a part of that club anymore you left them #BUT I KNOW ITS NOT WITHIN MY CONTROL BC I DONT HAVE CONTROL OF MY GENDER AND HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT #barbie #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #ken #margot robbie #ryan gosling #mine #queer #woah 1k????? #1k #2k

[vcrnons]

WE ARE LIKE FLOWERS THAT BLOOM IN MAY. RAINDROP ON ME, ON ME.

#seventeen #svt #ot13 #*mine #tw flashing #svtsource #heymax #maddieblr #userhev #usermery #jennalook #userbexrex #userfairy #raplineuser #heyteo #userzaynab #eoieopda archive #if u happened to notice the jeonghan clip not being from april shower thats because the camera did not fix on him at all #for the whole fucking song on d2! #i rewatched it like 6 times just to make sure and NOTHING! #(if i'm wrong and there was a clip kindly dont tell me ill deactivate. thanks<3) #some of these do not look as good as the others and to that i say: cameraman is a hoonsol anti . #but i have been making these for two mf days and i'm TIRED so please just. don't talk about it ;-; #ok bye love u <3 boop

[posi-pan]

wayne brady is pansexual!!! 💗💛💙🥳

i’m pansexual. in doing my research, both with myself and just with the world, i couldn’t say if i was bisexual, because i had to really see what that was, especially because i really have not gotten a chance to act on anything. so, i came to pansexual because — and i know that i’m completely messing up the dictionary meaning — but to me, pan means being able to be attracted to anyone who identifies as gay, straight, bi, transsexual or non-binary. being able to be attracted across the board. and, i think, at least for me for right now, that is the proper place. i took pan to mean that not only can i be attracted to any of these people or types physically, but i could be attracted to the person that is there. i’ve dealt with the shame. a shame cake, just eating it every single day — and then worried about… people finding out. i’ve always had a wonderful community of friends who are in the lgbtq+ community, people that i’ve grown up with in shows, gays and lesbians, and, later in life, my trans relatives and my niece. i’ve always had that community, but i've always felt like a sham because i wasn’t being forthcoming with myself. i could speak out about black issues because i can’t hide that. and you can play at being an ally, but until the day that you can truly say, “this is who i am, and i wanna stand next to you,” that's not… i always wanted that day to come. i’ve told myself in the past, also, nobody needs to know my personal business. the world can absolutely go without knowing that wayne identifies as pan. but that gave me license to still live in the shadows and to be secretive. what does that feel like to actually not be shameful, to not feel like, “oh, i can’t be part of this conversation because i’m lying?” i had to break that behavior. i’m now trying to be the most wayne brady i can be. i don’t know about most, actually. i’m still coming together. but if i’m healthy, then i can go onstage at let’s make a deal and be the best wayne brady that everybody wants and expects. i can be the best dad that maile needs. i can be the best friend to mandie, the best son to my mother, and one day, the best partner to someone, because i’m doing this for me. not dating yet though! [laughs] i am single, but it’s not about being with someone right now. i’ve got some work to do still. then, wayne as a single, open-minded pansexual can make a decision and be free and open to other people.

i included more quotes from the article than just strictly pan related because it’s quite touching. good for him!!!! 🌈👏🥰

#wayne brady #pansexual #pansexuality #pan pride #pan positivity #long post #mine #text #and yeah his explanation isn't quite how pan is defined but he acknowledges that #and we really need to allow pan people the room and space to explain their pan identity in their own words how it makes sense to them #even if it isn't the textbook definition. other queer people are allowed that so why do pan people get held to a higher standard? #and we're fucking human beings!!! it's weird to expect us to do nothing but spit out preapproved technical impersonal definitions #*1k

[natelia-aldelliz]

-Ghost, after staring at Soap for half an hour without blinking

#ghostsoap #soapghost #mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #price is tired with all of them #if you wanna know a little french fun fact “to lift someone” is “soulever quelqu'un” in french and it's slang for “to fuck someone” #also look at that my favorite background : nothing #use your imagination mine is gone

[soranker]

SOME MORE WOLFIES 🫠

#trigun #trigun maximum #wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #tryna push my wolfwood style more towards trimax bc thats my fav wolfie 😭💓 #i think the way i’ve been drawing him has been more 98ish #still love 98 ww tho but man trimax ww haunts my thoughts and lives in my head rent free #his characterization in trimax is SO GOOD……… the flavor of catholic guilt is like nothing else 💁‍♀️ #ALSO. someone tagged in a previous wolfwood drawing of mine that i didnt draw the cigs fucked up enough #AND HEY LISTEN. THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY 100% CORRECT i tried to draw them a little more smushed up this time #could have definitely done more but it was 3am JFJAJDHFJ 🫡 I WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME

[lightbulb-warning]

shit man he's downright POSTITNOTE'D

#ouma kokichi #kokichi oma #drv3 #im so tired #good luck with may gamers lets get through it!!!!! (sleepiest voice imaginable) #i got nothhing else to say bye mwa #maiora draws #wait i do actually does anyone wanna see the bleedthrough #questionmark #*spooky bgm* there's a secret forurth kokichi that lives exclusively it the confines of other-side-of-the-page and a layer of varnish ooooo #its SO unimpressive <3 it's just there. buried under inappropriate use of material and postits #truly a nothing burger!!! #he just stares at me when i look throu the book. taunting. #you too can be haunted by the face of 'finish your fucking perspective studies maiora' for the LOW low price of asking nicely!! #as a gift <3 #taunted #you get it #im babbling at this point all of this is in the name of a silly goofy time (mine) all is good #im v sleep deprived #i don't actually know english the more i think about it #i need to stop procrastinating im going back to stress time BYE HAVENICEDAY

[chipper-smol]

people who go onto art blogs and reblog ocs with really nice tags are the best. theres like 0.001% of you guys in the entire userbase of tumblr but your impact on my desire to create is 500% more effective than the people who just come for the memes

#i like making the funny shitposts dont get me wrong #its fucking fantastic that the heavy breathing fox post is nearly at 100k #but nothing waters my garden better than someone finding an oc of mine and adding a tag of their favorite thing about them #G muses #someone commented about how they liked how i drew fire in one of SunEater’s posts #its made my entire day

[beatriceportinari]

Oyster, origami, one square of paper. Loosely modelled on the black-lip pearl oyster.

#mine #origami #oyster #oystermash #original model by Roberto Morassi you can find the diagram in #Modelli di Roberto Morassi p. 35 #I say loosely modelled bc his own is just I suspect one of those generic 'pearl let loose on a scallop shell' type of imagery #now i have nothing against bathroom decor tackiness (evidently) #but I did want smth a bit closer to nature #I chose this type of oyster specifically bc I needed one with a round shell given the model I have and this one happened to be there #also I saw a cool picture of the flesh inside it so I had to recreate that with the additional folds created by the pearl #anyway enjoy! personally I think this fucks

[beastswinethief]

comic

sorry this was kinda rushed its ok i guess though

#lord of the flies #jack merridew #ralph lotf #lotf ralph #mine #post island #alcoholic ralph #fuck it i’ll use the alcoholic ralph tag again #nothing matters in my life anymore

[desperatecheesecubes]

It would be so funny if, instead of recording a heartfelt message, Jason just called Bruce a bitch one last time

#jason todd #Batman eternal 52 #mine #I can’t believe y’all got this to 1K #oh good lord now it’s at 1.5k #holy fuck we’re at 2k #I ain’t got nothing for 2.5K #3k my bewildered #I need a tag for 3.5K now?! #I gotta come up with something for 4K now? #stop this we’re at 4.5k now #5k means this post is breaching containment #5.5k and this post is officially the peoples #6K is beyond me actually #6.5k? jesus #7K is a cool number actually #holy shitsnacks 7.5k #y’all really like Jason huh? #8K means y’all need to calm down #8.5K and I am running out of snarky comments #9K huh?? #9.5K are you serious #no but for real when did that happen lmaoo

[bisexualfbiagents]

You know when I was a kid, I had this ritual. I closed my eyes before I walked into my room, cause I thought that one day when I opened them my sister would be there. Just lying in bed, like nothing ever happened. You know I'm still walking into that room, everyday of my life.

THE X FILES GIF MEME [2/8] CHARACTERS Samantha Mulder

#the x files #txf #txfedit #xfilesnet #dailytxf #samantha mulder #fox mulder #txfmeme #memecharacters #mine #portrayed by like 5 different actresses over the course of the show but PRIMARILY portrayed by vanessa morley #i tried SO HARD to find a different quote but like........... nothing compares to conduit #sorry for being unoriginal #anyway putting this together made me real sad #i watched paper hearts AND closure for this FUCK #sweet baby angel you deserved so much more #🤧🤧🤧

[unexpectedbrickattack]

babpy.

#pizza tower #peppino #arts #mine #happy pride; heres a little otter for u #hes like very early 20s here #happy and unbothered before the Horrors happened #it is NOT his 30s bc he needs to exude raw dilf energy by that point #but for now he is anxious and sweet and awkward #not that i dont draw him like that already but its like 10x here #its PALPABLE #okay mwah i will hopefully come back w more than just sketches that mean nothing skjfsdjkfdhfhsk #i have LITERALLY been on this commission for WEEKS i need someone to take me out back and put me out of my misery i swear #im going to finish the lines TODAY like i cant be this person i cant keep coming back to this fucking comm w no progress ill simply Die #its like singlehandedly preventing me from doing anything else; its making a mental block waaaaaaaau #but i feel like i am breaking through it today. at least i HOPE i am sdkjfsdjkfjsdkf #um if u are still here ilu. send me some anons; i want to be chatty but the messages i have feel like i need to respond w essays #and i literally. cannot. #at least until i get my head screwed on properly again

[muppetbyers]

it just feels like the duffers think that the height of non-conformity is being a nerd

#like fuck poc fuck queer people fuck neurodivergent ppl you know who has it real rough? gamers #okay that was a joke but its so telling that they just… dont get the issues they’re trying to tackle #its the way lucas had basically no character development until s4 and even that was framed super weirdly #and how eddie ‘the freak’ just ends up dying anyways despite it all #and erica gets absolutely nothing apart from tired stereotypes #and just… everything about how they treated robin and will in terms of their queerness #yeah… we get the message #i’ll stop posting about vol2 now ive been here all day. #also im very mad rn so ignore me if this is like an insane overraction #mine

[steddietogo]

I know a lot of us like to headcanon Steve as a horror movie wuss and as much as I enjoy it just hear me out— horror doesn’t faze him in the slightest.

It annoys the party to no end, to the point they just make it a bet to see who can get a reaction out of Steve, movie nights are just horror nights at this point.

One day Eddie shows up with a Japanese horror movie which he proclaims is going to make Steve shit his pants for real. Steve, completely aware of the direction this is going to take the night, says no at first but caves at Eddie’s goading.

Imagine the absolute affront of the party when Steve is just munching on his popcorn with nothing but a tiny scrunch to his eyebrows while the rest of them are screaming and hiding being the throw pillows at every jump scare. Eddie is shaking, sandwiched between Dustin and Mike clutching onto him for their dear lives and Robin actively trying to dig herself into the sofa to escape the creature in the tv and Steve— Steve is fucking nodding off to the slow, unsettling background scores and screams that absolute fucking psychopath.

In the end all they manage to do is scare themselves shitless to drive themselves home in the dark— it ends with a mass sleepover in Steve’s living room.

Horror gets banned from movie night for the foreseeable future after he gets woken up four times that night to walk someone to the bathroom.

#steve harrington #eddie munson #Dustin Henderson #steve and the party #stranger things headcanons #mine #Steve is lowkey based on my parents watching horror #nothing shakes my mom and my dad fucking falls asleep watching it

[jamietwat]

Time loop fic set during season 2 when Jamie’s back around but Roy isn’t coaching yet where it takes Jamie and Roy an embarrassing amount of do-overs before they finally realize they’re both caught in it because for days Jamie goes over to Keeley’s place and antagonizes Roy in basically the exact same way because he thinks making the same stupid old man jokes all the time is funny anyway and any slight changes in conversation he just assumes is because he showed up at a different time or worded his own end of the conversation a little differently but Roy’s still basically saying the same grumpy old man shit anyway

And Roy makes basically the same retorts every time because he stands by it and he assumes Jamie shows up at slightly different times looking for Keeley as a butterfly effect of his morning with Keeley being different but that there’s no escaping him showing up to be a little bitch at some point

And like they both sometimes tell people but not the same people on the same version of the day so Keeley individually thinks that both of them are losing it on different versions of the day before eventually they both mention it

And then on like day 5 of the same day over and over Jamie doesn’t show up and Roy is irrationally angry about it but thinks it must be somehow connected to the fact that he was acting absolutely insane with Keeley trying to explain what’s happening while she thought he was fucking with her and somehow that made her brush off Jamie and him not show up or something?

And it takes Jamie showing up at 100 and just tearing Roy apart and going on about what a dick he is (which isn’t unusual but isn’t how this routine goes) and weirdly fixating on how he was excited to meet Roy but then he ended up just being an old washed up prick that never even gave him a chance because Jamie figures he can just show up, yell at Roy for all the reasons he’s so fixated on being a little asshole with a grudge against Roy in particular to get it out of his system, and then never have to deal with any consequences of Roy finding out about the whole embarrassing having been a big fan and expecting it to be so cool to play on a team with him just to immediately get offended that Roy didn’t give a shit about him and his bullshit and so Jamie ended up hating him thing

But instead Roy just scowls at him and is like “that’s not what you’re supposed to say” and Jamie’s like “…what.” And Roy’s like I’ve done this day like ten times already and either I make Keeley think I’m certifiable first thing in the morning and you don’t show up or else you show up looking for her and then make the same completely uncreative old man jokes at me and Jamie’s like what the fuck I’ve been doing this same day over and over and you’ve been making the same shitty jokes that weren’t funny the first time over and over again

And Keeley’s just sitting there watching this like “Are you two fucking with me? I can’t believe you two got along long enough to plan whatever the fuck this is.” And honestly, the fact that she couldn’t imagine them ever getting along to plan this stupid joke and agree on it is the main reason she actually starts to believe them that time in an okay either I’ve completely lost it or you two are stuck in a time loop kind of way and when she starts going on about how every time loop movie there’s like a moral the person has to learn and maybe they’re both caught in it because they’re supposed to learn how to get along and be friends and Roy’s supposed to take Ted’s offer and that’s how Jamie finds out about the Ted trying to convince Roy to coach thing

But they’re both like fuck no absolutely not, that’s not it and I’d rather be stuck in this stupid fucking loop forever than voluntarily spend time with him let alone get along (as if Jamie hasn’t shown up to annoy him practically every version of the day and Roy hasn’t just been sitting there waiting for him every time) and then they actively avoid each other for like a week’s worth of versions of the same day before they start considering that Keeley might have been on to something but it still takes three more days of pointedly not seeking the other out and waiting for the other to give in first before they run into each other at Ted’s place anyway and finally start actually swapping information they’ve picked up from their loops and what they’ve tried changing to try to get out and discussing ways to try to get out of it while Ted’s just sitting there cracking jokes and making annoyingly similar to what Keeley said comments about how in time loop and body switch things it’s always that you have to learn to see things from another perspective and be nicer to someone you don’t usually see eye to eye with before you can get out (Ted doesn’t actually believe they’re stuck in a time loop though, he’s just going well weird hypothetical but I’ll play along if this almost certainly made up scenario is what it takes for them to have an actual conversation with each other)

#Roy’s going to be PISSED when he shows up agreeing to coach and start right then one of the versions of the day insisting he’s only doing #it to get out of the day or rule it out as the answer and instead he LOVES IT and then wakes up on the same fucking day anyway #So he not only has to admit that he actually wants to coach and other people were right but he’s also right fucking back again anyway #But he’s also still in his coach everyone but Jamie era at that point and he’s gonna have to not be before they get out #I have more thoughts but I am tired #Jamie not showing up actually had nothing to do with anything Roy or Keeley did he was just trying doing other shit #Might eventually write this as like a pair of fics in a series one from Roy’s pov and one from Jamie’s pov where their versions of the same #days get posted in the same chapters of each #This is another thing for the pile of things I might turn into something eventually #Ted Lasso #Jamie Tartt #Roy Kent #RoyJamie #Keeley Jones #Roy x Keeley x Jamie #Mine