#My mum literally helping me with the fire alarm like Alfred would lmao

[betterthanbatman1]

Today I woke up, had a dull ache in my body and could barley keep my eyes open despite it being past 1pm. I went to the kitchen to make breakfast. I looked out the window and saw such a cute little Robin. It only sat for a few moments before flying away. I was filled with this sort of melancholy feeling, like the little bird abandoned me, but also it was so beautiful as it flew past and I was just in awe of the nature and the world. Like wow, I share this world with this amazing, beautiful creature. What a beautiful world I live in. And then my toast popped up and the fire alarm went off and I couldn’t get it to stop on my own.

Just had the most Bruce Wayne moment of my life.

#facepalming myself #Unfortunately this is based on true events #I have now become Bruce Wayne #My mum literally helping me with the fire alarm like Alfred would lmao #I’m about to get banned from the kitchen just like Bruce did #you know he was probably banned from burning toast #This man didn’t get banned from cooking Turkey dinner no no #He was banned from burning toast #batfamily #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #Alfred pennyworth #dc #I forgot to post this on the day it happened #unfortunately I’m not accustomed to queuing posts yet #despite me being on tumblr for enough time