#Minty's Rambles

[mintys-musings]

Subaru x GN!Reader - Marathon Sex Ramble

Subaru Akehoshi. I think abt him sometime 💚 I’m slightly drunk when im writin this so dont expect coherence my dears~

NSFW under cut~

Honestly I think he’d be into marathon sex just to see how long he could go. Also he gets a power trip from keeping you in a pleasure drunk state (sure so is he, but you’re the whore for it.)

In general, Subaru is a flip flop of loving and degrading in bed in a way that would leave you dizzy. VERY big tease. Guy has lots of energy so you could imagine this kind of back and forth going on the entire time would reduce your brain to mush

He would try and pace himself in the beginning. He’s sentimental, after all- Despite his more mean words saying otherwise, he’d want to savor the moment even a little bit. After he’s done making sure you’re properly loved up and nicely kissed though, the moment’s over and it’s time to chase that high.

If you wanted to top at any point, he’d let you. But he’d be the worlds most talkative and non-serious bottom you’d ever see. Guy can’t keep his mouth shut

Tbh i don’t think he’d be too serious abt this at all. Intimacy? Don’t know her. He’s going to still be goofy and crack jokes.

Idk why i can just imagine him- in the middle of all this- calling one of Trickstar (yes counting anzu. Cant have a star without all the points) Like he doesn’t enjoy exhibition or showing your body off that way. He wouldn’t risk strangers seeing you. And he doesn’t want strangers seeing you. Plus it’d really fuck with his idol career if stuff got out so he’d rather not. But he has no qualms with showing you off to his closest companions or even letting them join. He makes you tell them how good you’re feeling. If he’s feeling extra evil, he’s video calling them and showing them just how well you take him.

Subaru def told them before hand that he planned on non-stop fucking that day so they all kinda expected this at some point and were bracing themselves to lower their volume and/or hide their phone screen if needed DSFHJ

Wouldn’t necessarily go crazy with changing positions every time. He’d just at least move you around a little so you don’t get sore. At some point though, you’d end up just laying flat on the bed and him fucking into your hole.

If you tire yourself out quickly, he’d only go so many more rounds before just stopping. Unless you both talked about just free use, he’d rather have you at least semi-responsive. If you talked about free use, he’s just gonna keep at it.

Cuddly after. Does the appropriate aftercare and showers you with kisses once youre both cleaned up. Will keep massaging your thighs. He likes squishing them. Acts as if yall didn’t just fuck for god knows how long and just keeps telling stories until you fall asleep. He’ll sleep shortly after, he just wants to be awake while you are just in case you need anything.

subaru akehoshi is a menace but he loves you and i think he'd be really sappy (almost weepy) but only if you're asleep because he doesn't know how to unmask his usual attitude. he can say serious things, but he always has to punctuate it wtih a joke idk guys i thnk he's interestin.

#Minty's Musings #Minty's Rambles #esxreadernsfwmonth2023 #ensemble stars smut #enstars x reader smut #nsft es!! #subaru akehoshi x reader smut #subaru akehoshi smut #subaru akehoshi x reader

[mintygreencake]

Little reminder,

Your faves would not be alive if it wasn't for Milo Greer. And I stand by that, because if Asher stayed in the ward any longer I promise you he'd be on t-shirt. That also goes for Damien, David, Lovely and most likely Huxley. 💀 (Probably Sam and Vincent too cuz I know they wouldn't last too long)

Your faves would have been your favorite clothing brand by the time the department gathered their forces.

Just another reason why Milo Greer is THAT guy, shout out to my man he just built like that 😭

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted fandom #redacted milo #minty rambles #HE ATE AND THAT'S WHY HE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE MY FAVORITE #RESPECT ON HIS NAME AFTER THAT #no but he almost lost his powers cuz of that he was a real g 😭 I adore him #this was fueled by the fact that I listened to his playlist again 🙏🏽

[mintytealfox]

I am doing a run where I am changing everyone's classes to the most opposite class I can think of and BOI is it uncomfortable! this is what I have so far:

Astarion: Paladin Gale: Barbarian Wyll: Cleric Karlach: Rogue

I am still trying to decide for Shadowheart and Lae'zel

but my current team is with the three bois and I am just loosing my mind

-We accidentally broke Astarion's oath in like 5 minutes and he sounded so SAD "something is wrong. I feel like I've...lost..something" I have never reloaded so fast in my life. He must continue on this path and I must hear more about his fascination with being the one who does healing every now and then, and him finding it as a novel thing/concept (but we did check out the oath breaker thing and its likely a glitch but his eyes were a light feint blue during that cutscene- talking to the oathbreaker- I was choking on air)

-Then there is GALE with him trying to rawr and be scary but its just not translating very well lol

-Wyll is just chillin lol when he heals he is YELLIN some of those spells lol

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate #minty musings #im just rambling #astarion #bg3 astarion #gale #bg3 gale #bg3 wyll #wyll #bg3 karlach #karlach #bg3 shadowheart #shadowheart #bg3 lae'zel #lae'zel

[imagiguard]

voice aside he's looking rather gender

#eurovision #minty rambles on #(not bcz his voice is bad i'd just rather stay a soprano)

[randomminty]

please i am BEGGING for you to drop the other roleswap champion designs,,, i had no idea how hard cynthia would slay in lance’s fit and my animal brain is now starving for roleswap steven and lance if you ever feel confident enough to post them,,,,,;

[insert meme of guy on his hands and knees offering a wad of fanned-out dollar bills here]

TY JUST FOR YOU ANON…. i redrew my old designs. I still cant figure out stevens design but this will do

Just for fun ill throw my old designs/brainstorming under a read more too!

This is a year old. Theyre so ugly. Okay

#he looks like steven stone if he had pronouns #anyway. wehhe. #didnt know if i should make a new post or just put the art under the ask ohhh welll #art tag #pokemon #i need a prper ask answering tag…… meh #minty rambles #champion lance #champion steven stone #i wont tag cynth shes not even here. shes here in spirit #to the other anon in my ask box…… im a tiny bit busy bit ill get to u. promise. i gotchu #ty for the ask!!!!!!!! deadass these designs wouldnt have seen the light pf day if u didnt ask i forgot the second i posted that cynthia #shout out to everyone tagging the cynthia art as teef. very common opinion. and the people calling her hot #lucky you didnt catch my in the height of my champion craze i could be SO insufferable rn. im a litle normal. #ill post this to twit but idk if i should now bc everyone asleep…. i could bump it in the morning…. hmm……… #also ill be dead honest i got rid of lances littl ehair thing bc i thought hed look way too much like kuro enstars </3333 #and bc i managed to draw his hairline and felt rly proud #okay bye bye. byyyyye #steven stone #girl has a full name i dont need to add champion. okay #ask tag

[chocolaminity]

Happy Jade Harley Day

#Minty doodles #homestuck #Jade Harley #I still don't know how tags work sorry #I'm a day late sorry for that also #ik it's also Jake's birthday and I was originally gonna draw the both of them #but uh #I didn't know how to draw Jake #I mean I do know how to draw Jake but I didn't know *how* to draw Jake #maybe I'll draw the Alp.ha Ki.ds' birthday next year but who knows really #<< censored so it doesn't show up in tags #alright I've been rambling in tags for too long here you go

[casinominty]

Minty is so silly

#casino #cuphead oc #minty #minty the cup #mugman #cuphead #minty art #cddwtd #casino minty #casino cups #minty rambles #Minty draws

[mintysketch]

Hi, hello Reverse 1999 community - may I just say I just realized Vertin has freckles and I find it really cute and I hope more artists draw her with them. It's a tad sad it's a difficult detail to notice.

#reverse 1999 #vertin #minty's random rambles

[negitivemintt]

pelican town is just a bunch of poor traumatized teens/young adults living with their shitty (in one way or another) parents/guardians with a whore of a mayor, a fucked up pair of magic ex lovers, a demon in the sewers, a pedo, some old guy who magically give me shoes that fit perfectly and his eepy buddy who wants me to wipe out the slime populations, "capitalism is my middle name!!" and.. willy, there is nothing wrong with willy what a lovely place, so glad im here, i fit right in ngl

#minty rambles #stardew valley #sdv #pelican town #oh how I wish I could save all the bachelors/bachelorettes #I wish I could just let them all live at my house it would be lovely #no one in pelican town deserves what they all have been through ngl

[a-mint-bear]

I have some ideas for a fem yandere!!

Angel/Cupid female yandere who really does want the best for their darling but keeps the isolated due to them being jealous (they do feel really bad and apologizes repeatedly)

Pathetic Ceo female yandere who had feelings for darling ever since they were young and straight up head over heels for them. She’s cold to everyone else and harsh but as soon as darling comes into the room she’s the straight opposite

Monster/alien female yandere who just saw their first human ever and fell in love aka their darling

first off, thank you anon!!! im glad someone decided to suggest some ideas :3

these are neat! let's see...

1. with the angel/cupid yandere, i like the idea of a more ethereal yandere who is a creature usually associated with positivity having a jealous streak... might need to figure out which creature, tho. i like the idea of a literal angel tho, lots of ideas coming to mind there.

2. the ceo is an idea i played around with a little in the yandere girls post, but making her more cold/harsh with others but not her childhood sweetheart is appealing, trying to decide if the reader should be dating her or should thdy be her domestic partner, stay at home spouse kind of thing. more opportunities for yandere CEO lady to be possessive >:3c

3. the monster/alien one actually has me thinking of an oc i made YEARS ago , where it's a space marine-type who has an alien princess fall for them at first sight. she has a nasty streak when someone gets near her beloved "fiance". she floats, and her "hair" is actually more like a series of prehensile tendrils, she only looks like a pretty space elf of you're not paying attention lol

OLD art incoming:

i would also be into more monster yandere lady ideas, gotta do a vampire at the very least

thanks for all your suggestions! tons of ideas now :3 gotta start making a list

#minty art #minty ramblings #yandere #ask minty #female yandere

[mintys-musings]

i need more of ur anzu x idol rambles PLZ theyre so good if i cld inject it to my brain i wld do so /pos

*cracks knuckles* how much time do we have? I could do this all damn day t b h.

okay here's a random thing i love about anzu- not entirely related to this but still: EVERYONE KNOWS CANONICALLY HOW DAMN THIRSTY SHE IS TO SEE GUYS WHO ARE BARELY CLOTHED WITH MUSCLES. slight spoilers for madara's fs1 story will be in the tags so tread lightly if you wanna experience that yourself. just- she has a clear type in men. at least as far as physicality goes.

and for women??? SUZU. ARASHI. SHE LOVES HEADSTRONG WOMEN WHO TAKE NO SHIT.

ANYWAY SHIPS

This is gonna get long so im putting it under cut- im doing this right before i go to bed bc my brain will not rest until i get this out of my system

Okay. I know which ships I'll end up rambling about on my own. So lemme highlight ones that i may not talk about as much but love still. idk if u wanted to hear horny rambles or not so im just throwing in first time stuff as flavour.

MakoAnzu

MAKOTO AND ANZU ARE THE CUTEST. EPIC GAMER LOSER BF AND GIRLBOSS/GIRLFAIL GF COMBO. idk if it makes sense but they're like. hs sweethearts that never actually got together in hs and only realized it later when they reconnect or something that they're so totally in love. also he's just so damn goofy it balances out her more serious side that took over after her failed rebellion attempt at kimisaki. like he'd start calling her his favourite trouble maker if he heard that story. OOOOUUU MAYBE HE'D EVEN START CALLING HER ANGIE AND SHE NEARLY CRIES BC NO ONE CALLS HER THAT ANYMORE BESIDES HER BROTHER. idk they're sweet.

the first time they do it together, they're both so awkward that it's funny but they're so comfy with each other that it isn't a problem. in my mind, mako tries to lead at first but when it gets too hot and heavy, anzu takes charge. they seem like the most realistic couple out there with the least amount of angst~

JunAnzu

okay now to talk about Makoto's gaming buddy with her instead HFDSF. i feel like this anzu ship is a lil underrated. i personally love it. he has canonically given in to her like 🥺 face. they're relationship is basically jun teasing her and anzu pouting until he feels bad and it's cute. moon and sun vibe. also. jun is in eden/eve. he has money he's not spendin on himself. he may not give the most lavish gifts or even the most gifts in terms of anzu ships, but he does buy her little trinkets and stuff. more often than not though he's just paying for her meals. even with gatekeeper cash and the anzu fund made in the graduation story, he's not letting her spend a cent if she doesn't have to. if questioned he'd just be like "Haaah? Ain't it rude to make the lady pay?" but in reality he just wants to spoil her. the entirety of trickstar is gonna start questioning her though if they notice they're getting close. And i bet ibara is going to investigate why half of eve is meddling with the competition's producer.

their first time is spontaneous. they never talked before hand about it or whatever. it probably was them destressing from a hard day at work. PERSONALLY- i think they did it in the ES gym~ and god anzu was so scared theyd get caught. BOTH of them know Ibara goes down to the gym after work but luckily a meeting ran long or something because by the time they were done and dressed, they could just pass it off as training when ibara walked in.

HiMEAnzu

okay this is definitely a rare one- but a ship ive grown fond of the more i thought about it. meru and anzu are both work oriented, but still a little silly deep down. so when they relax and get to know each other, they find the others presence so calming. he admires her for her work ethic and she does the same. god im pulling out the first idol story interactions with this one as well- he let his guard down near completely when they first meet. and he says something like "like attracts like" or something like they're kindred spirits and that he's fallen for her. that last part was probs just his attempt at joking fanservice, but he is aware that he could easily pull anyone he wants to. for anzu to just talk normally with him, he thinks it's refreshing and honestly- being in a unit like crazyb, he would want someone calm like her to be around.

here's the big catch though: meru would never risk kaname's idol image by dating ANYONE. let alone the person known as "everyones producer." so this ship is BUILT for "at arms length" pining/"we'll never know what could've been" angst

their first time is the most planned out of all three of these ships. not on anzu's side, but himerus. meru is really meticulous with his image and he respects anzu. so if he's going to do something with her, he's going to do it right and make sure they have the most privacy possible. it's def something that happens after a VERY romantic date. possibly an anniversary. he gets incredibly intimate. maybe he'd even start talking in first person. this is, after all, not a performance for anyone. he just wants to share this moment with anzu. that being said they go on for a long ass time because meru has stamina and anzu can get insatiable if teased long enough.

#Minty Answers #Minty's Rambles #anzu ensemble stars #anzu specific ramble #okay fs1 #madaras fs1 story is very sweet but i wanna point out #madara asks her specifically if theres ANYTHING. ANYTHING AT ALL. THAT *SHE* WANTS HIM TO WEAR #AND SHE GOES “yes. your exclusive outfit should just be a loincloth and a headband.” #AND HE GOES WITH IT BC ITS WHAT SHE WANTS. AND EVERYONE AROUND THEM IS LIKE “GIRL. PLEASE.” #THEY EVEN GO AS FAR TO SAY THEY FEEL BAD ABOUT “RUINING ANZUS DREAM” BY TELLING HER IT MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST IDEA #MADARA WAS SO QUICK TO JUST BE LIKE “yeah sure babe. i'll wear the bare minimum of clothing just for u” #i love madaanz sm. even with all the angst. bc he's so whipped for her. #same reason i like rinneanz #tall strong men who are more responsible than they seem with a dark side being whipped for their tiny girlboss cringefail gf is PEAK

[mintygreencake]

Nah I'm cooked I went to work with my Alphonse sweater on and my MANAGER recognized it I'm actually burnt not even cooked I'm BURNT

"Oh cool sweater, it's from Yuurivoice right?"

My live reaction:

#minty rambles #GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEE #yuurivoice #IM COOKEDDDD #😭😭😭 FUCKKKK #its even more embarrassing because I WORK AT HOT TOPIC #im happy and embarrassed at the same time broooo 💀 #my fit goes crazy tho ngl 🫡

[mintivee]

Also for the first time in my life, I finally got to decorate my wall!!!! I'm so happy all this art has a place to be displayed now

#never really had my own space but GAH!!! #it adds so much more to the room i love it so much #minti rambles #im just so happy about my wall #it's so fun

[minty-plumbob]

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last song: mr. moustafa

favorite color(s): green

currently watching: nothing currently!

last movie: the killer

currently reading: I'm planning on reading the curated closet once I have some time :'D

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: sweet! I've made fudge, cookies, chocolate bark, and banana bread with my mom and they're so good!!

last thing I googled: the whatley manor hotel - it's so pretty

current obsession: sims 3! I started a legacy this month and the family is already on generation 3! I'm really trying to stay on one lot and follow the point system this time! (planning on accumulating wealth and buying all of riverview too >:] )

currently working on: taking a break, de-cluttering, and organizing after the holidays :D (and going on more hiking trails!)

Tagging: @theworstsimblr @introvertedfox @devotedsims @rebouks @isstoria (feel free to ignore!)

#tag game #minty plumbob rambles

[concorp]

wait. what's happening to aypierre? I never have time to catch lore :(

at some point the federation captured both him and ayrobot (robot he created in his let’s play series) and transferred all of pierre’s memories into ayrobot, likely killing the original pierre in the process. now as far as ‘ayrobot’ knows, he is aypierre, and is slowly uncovering the truth.

a lot of this was shown in this cinematic!

#ask #dreamintkat #qsmp #aypierre #<- ive got several summary + analysis posts about it all in this tag! #also minty feel free to message me on discord if you want more in-depth ramblings agsgdhd

[chocolaminity]

grrr bark woof woof

#Minty doodles #homestuck #Jade Harley #grimbark #grimbark Jade #I have no clue how the hell tags works sorry #vent-ish #??? #idk it started as a vent but then I had fun in the long run so #also wowee the hair was so fun to draw #I was mainly thinking about that one grimbark Jade and Dave interaction while drawing this do you know how much it hurts everytime I read it #alright I'm done ramble-tagging