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#Metatron (Dogma)
aoshimasss · 26 days
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alan rickman verse(?)
i just wanted to draw some his characters together, they're all so weird and such kittens.
maybe I'll make more drawings with their interaction
films:
harry potter, die hard, closed land, dogma, january man
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smilingformoney · 9 months
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Alan Rickman filmography >> Dogma (dir. Kevin Smith, 1999) as The Metatron
bonus content: hand 🙂
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alex-iltempo · 1 year
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Oh yeah, it was this legend's birthday yesterday
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goth-maudra · 9 months
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Just saying...if we'd had THIS Metatron in Good Omens episode 6, we'd likely be a lot better off. And had tequila instead of weird almond latte.
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craftymiddlehorses · 9 months
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When you thought you couldn't hate a bitch more than this one
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But then this one came around and said "Hold my oat milk latte with almond syrup"
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From now on this is the only Metatron that matters
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storyofmorewhoa · 10 months
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Dogma (1999)
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cinephile-inc · 3 months
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Clerks & Conversation Hearts (4/4) | 🌟The bonus art is officially here! Winged Metatron below the cut!🌟
🪽Reblogs Highly Appreciated!🪽
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angelbubble · 3 months
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these 2 Angels are Brothers ❤️
Metatron and Castiel
I really think Misha used Alan's portrayal as Metatron for inspiration as Castiel in Supernatural, his loyalty to God, his justified wrath, his beauty, his sense of humor, his bluntless, his emotional and calming presence when he needs to talk to someone on their level/etc
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song-of-baldy-ron · 9 months
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My Metatron would never
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sarah-the-artiste · 8 months
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I think that Metatron and Crowley are a lot alike, and that could either end in two ways: they get along so well, or they can't stand each other. This is option 2.
(Also fun fact: in Dogma, angels can't have alcohol, so when the Metatron wants a drink, he has to spit it out. I think Crowley would fucking get a kick out of this.)
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legeebeeteequah · 9 months
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I only stand by this Metatron
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smilingformoney · 5 months
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Rickmas 2023: Day 14. A Light in the Night | Metratron & Reader
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Content warning: suicidal thoughts
Read now on Ao3 or below the cut:
Having a guardian angel was strange. Due to some godly magic you couldn’t quite understand, you never remembered that you had one or why until he appeared, and then it was like you’d never forgotten. So when you looked out of your window on Christmas Eve and saw an unusual light floating in the air, you thought it might be a drone or something until it came closer to you and Metatron appeared in your bedroom, and suddenly it made complete sense.
“Oh, what now?” you sighed.
“Merry Christmas to you too!” the angel retorted with irritation. “All the times I’ve saved your ungrateful arse from making another stupid decision, and all I get is what now?”
“Every time you show up, it’s never with good news. It’s always don’t do the thing you really want to do, [Y/n], or else there’ll be terrible consequences. Never you’re on the right track and good things are coming your way. Can’t you bring me good news for once? Or just a social call would be nice.”
“I don’t have time for social calls, and if I did they certainly wouldn’t be with you.”
“How can you not have time? You’re literally older than time itself.”
“You’re not my only ward, you know. But you are my most bothersome.”
You crossed your arms and huffed. You’d grown up in care after your mother died when you were a baby, and growing up in the system naturally meant you got yourself into a lot of trouble, but you’d always found that fortune brought you a way out of it.
Then, on your 18th birthday, you discovered that fortune hadn’t been a factor at all - it had been Metatron, your guardian angel, secretly protecting you. Once you became an adult he was able to reveal himself to you, and boy did he rip you a new one for all the shit you pulled. Once his rant was over, he’d revealed that the reason you had no idea who your father was was because he never existed - you were an immaculate conception, your mother being the last descendent of Jesus Christ of all people. You didn’t have any siblings, what with her having died when you were a baby, and so you were left to carry the mantle of being the last descendent of Jesus.
All this had been explained to you with many a weary sigh and quite a few expletives. If you were meant to be the last Jesus or whatever, weren’t you supposed to have the best of the best for a guardian angel? Why had God sent you this guy?
“Look, fine, I’m your last choice for new Jesus. Why are you here?”
“For the last time, you’re not new Jesus. You’re just his bloodline, which for some reason I agreed to protect. And you know perfectly well why I’m here.”
He nodded to your hand and the bottle of pills you were holding.
“That’s a one-way ticket to Hell, you know.”
“Sure, like God’s gonna let new Jesus go to Hell.”
“Which is why I’m here.”
“You’re just making me want to kill myself even more.”
Metatron sighed and sat himself next to you on the bed. He awkwardly patted your thigh in an attempt to be comforting.
“Tell me why. I can make your problems go away with a snap of my fingers, you know.”
“Can you fix my brain?” you muttered bitterly.
“What’s wrong with your brain?”
“Dunno. Just doesn’t work properly. Like… there’s something missing. Something I can’t quite place my finger on. And even when I remember all this — I just feel overwhelmed by it all. The pressure of being what I am…”
You sighed and turned the pill bottle over in your hand, fidgeting with it.
“At least in Hell I’d feel something.”
“Pain. Horrible, excruciating pain. Forever.”
You ran a finger down one of the faded scars on your forearm. “Pain helps sometimes.”
Metatron sighed. “Sometimes I don’t understand why He made you so…”
“Pathetic?”
“Human. Not just you, all of your family. You carry pain I could never understand.” You scoffed, and he said, “Do you think Jesus didn’t hurt too?”
You looked up at him then, frowning. “Wasn’t He meant to be perfect?”
“He was. So are you. Perfectly human and perfectly divine.”
“Too human.”
“…Maybe. But who am I to question God’s design?”
“You should always question authority, Metatron.”
“And that attitude right there is why you keep getting yourself into trouble.”
You closed your eyes and held the bottle up. “Go on. Get rid of it.”
“Is this your choice?”
“Yes, just do it.”
Metatron snapped his fingers, and suddenly your fingers were grasping onto thin air.
“I don’t want to come back again,” he said.
“Hate my company that much?”
“You are extremely irritating, [Y/n], and quite possibly the worst choice for ‘new Jesus,’ as you keep calling yourself, out of all of my wards. There’s a lovely farm boy in Tunisia, for example, if only he was a scion - hey!” Metatron winced as you hit his arm. “That would have hurt if I had pain receptors!”
“Well, there’s the difference between you and me, Metatron. That’s why God wants His scion to be human — because we know what life feels like. We know love and loss and fear and pain. We can see the beauty in the little things and the majesty in the big things. We know - I know - that life is horrible and beautiful at the same time. People are cruel and they’re kind and they can be both at the same time. We’re tiny and insignificant - and we’re giants.”
You looked up at him, and he had a strange look on his face. It might have been a smile, but you’d never seen him smile before, so you weren’t sure he was even capable of it.
Outside, the clock struck midnight.
“Merry Christmas, Metatron.”
“Happy birthday, [Y/n].”
“Will you stay a bit longer? I don’t want to forget yet.”
Metatron paused, then nodded.
“Alright. Maybe I do have time for a social call after all. Where do you keep your whisky?”
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semiramis-audron · 8 months
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When your team is fucking weirdos, hated by the fandoms, with half of them involved in gay drama and you're just trying to stay in your lane...
Aka my collection of problematic Metafaves
I thought about actually drawing them all, but i dont think i would ever manage...
Legend under the Cut (links to character pages provided, open at own risk for spoilers)
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Enoch (Metatron) from El Shaddai Ascencion of the Metatron (both video game and tie in Mangas, the game is fucking underappreciated!)
Metatron from Dogma (he is sarcastic baby)
Metatron from Good Omens (TV Series) (innocent until proven guilty, the book one looked kinda like #15)
Metatron from Supernatural (unfortunately proven guilty, because they copied #9's homework)
Metatron from 7 Heavenly Virtues Anime ("Nanatsu no Bitoku" kinda NSFW, big tiddy anime )
Metatron from Shin Megami Tensei video game series (obligatory, cause first mayor video game appearance)
Metatron (Enoch, Sean Christian) from Devils and Realists Manga ( "Makai Ouji" sad little meow meow, reminder to always read job descriptions )
Metatron from Omniscient Readers Viewpoint Webnovel (I have not collected enough spoons to read all of it)
Metatron (Enoch) from His Dark Materials Novels (+TV) (If you think his ego is big, you should see his dick. He's thinking with it. )
Metatron from Dear Door Webtoon Manhwa (Yeah... I'm not gonna link this one. The story and art is amazing, but there is also so much gore and even more hardcore gay sex in like every single chapter. Google it and read it yourself, but... Dead Dove, do not eat - unless you're into that or are a fast scroller )
Metatron from Spawn Comic Series (She's so pretty, and the Spawn comics are just visually cool)
Metatron (one of several forms) from the Puzzle&Dragon Games (They are so pretty... acursed Gatcha games!)
Metatron from Angel Sanctuary (nostalgia, he did nothing wrong, baby with evil twin)
Metatron from Dating Game Miraclr (He has red hair and his Storyline is... just Metatron, just Metatron...)
Metatron ( Eternity (Earth-TRN781) ) from the Marvel Comics (Obligatory cause marvel is everywhere and I put the Spawn one)
Im aware there's some more in various other gatcha games but those usually dont have any story to them... and the other animes, im not yet familar with (or role is too minor)...
Collection is still open if anyone has some Metatron's to drop off...
Honorary Mention:
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mr-boundless · 9 months
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Loved Good Omens and Dogma, so I drew יהוה (Frances McDormand) and the Metatron (Derek Jacobi)
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circusgoth-dotcom · 9 months
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Behold and whatnot 👁🪶
✝️Reblogs highly appreciated!!✝️
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demi-raven · 9 months
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He's so silly 🩵
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