#Mermaids can do a little cockblocking

[wedonthaveawhile]

Baby Garreth, and where to find him.

Garreth Weasley x MC

Inspired by her desire to see mermaids, Garreth brews his Herbology partner a potion as a gesture of his affection. Cue the inevitable chaos and peril.

AO3 // Word count: 4.4k

Can be a standalone fic or read as a prequel to Crimson and Clover

Had Garreth been asked for his opinion on the Heroine of Hogwarts a few months back, you likely would have been treated to such eloquent critiquing as: "Bit of a teacher's pet."

There was never any intention to offend; tactful words simply weren't his forte—as proven by the way he inadvertently voiced this opinion directly to her face on the day they were assigned as Herbology partners.

He was only teasing, possibly with an underlying motive of reverse psychology. He had felt her eyes drilling into him while his own ogled the snakeweed—a rare ingredient, almost impossible to obtain by non-thievery means. He thought implying his witness was a snitch might prompt her to look the other way to prove him wrong.

When he tried to execute his nifty little scheme: Pocketing the goods while hoping fifteen students and a professor weren't looking (a tactic that boasted a commendable twenty-three-percent success rate), the snakeweed had vanished—as had his partner.

A middle finger if he'd ever seen one.

Her assault on his pride. Her flawless execution of theft. Her exemplary eye for valuable plunder—It was one step shy of a strip tease, and Garreth had been chasing her tail ever since.

These fresh circumstances might offer insight into why he was currently trudging through ankle-deep mud on yet another lap of the kneazle pen.

His timing had been impeccable—A passing stroll coinciding perfectly with the end of her Beast's class, setting the stage for a spontaneous walk to Herbology together.

Professor Cockblock must have had some trivial errand to palm off to a trustworthy student and was holding back the obvious choice for a briefing.

Just because Garreth had formed new opinions didn't mean he'd relinquished the old ones. Teacher's pet was, unfortunately, terminal.

At long last, the tardy witch bounded down the steps of the hut. Considering Garreth's feet were now encased in a three-inch layer of sludge, he was surprisingly light on them. She remained oblivious to him sauntering up behind her until his shoulder met hers in a clumsy bump.

He grinned as she shot three inches skyward with a hand clutched to her chest. The profanity-laden gasp that followed was the cherry on top.

How she wasn't routinely dismembered during her trips into the forbidden forest was nothing short of a miracle.

"Surprise."

She branded him a twat, delivering a retaliatory shoulder-bump with a slight more force than necessary. "What are you doing lurking around out here?"

"Quidditch practice wrapped up early, so I figured I'd take a stroll."

"A gorgeous morning for it," she chirped as drizzle splattered their faces.

"Caught sight of my favourite botanist and thought I'd put her survival instincts to the test."

"Results?"

"Atrocious."

"Blame it on my hunger," she sighed, booting a pebble in frustration. "Do you think we have time for a detour to the kitchen? I'm starving."

Garreth couldn't relate; he was stuffed to the brim with sweeties. The head of Gryffindor always whipped up a batch of red velvet cookies for their Quidditch meetings—something to do with flying the house colours and fostering team unity. A cloying sentiment, but if they earned him brownie points, who was he to complain?

Quite the wingman was Aunt Matilda.

"Fear not, sunshine. I've got you covered," he declared, fishing around in his pocket and producing a stack of the stolen treats.

"Oh, you do come with perks, Weasley."

"In Garreth, we trust."

The primary ingredient of his perks was fluff from his pocket lining, but she graciously overlooked that detail.

"How did the meeting go?"

"Eh, alright," he shrugged as he shouldered open the door and used a drying charm to restore his sodden hair to its usual wayward refinement. "Team building can only get us so far when the entire Slytherin team is equipped with the latest Nimbus."

Her proceeding moan could have been interpreted as one of sympathy or indulgence as she took a mouthful of sickly scarlet sustenance. "You could shave off your mane; you'll be more aerodynamic."

"Genius. I happen to be a dab hand at hairless potions, ask Leander."

Her ensuing sideways glance was a sly one. If Garreth were a presumptuous man, he might have thought she was checking out the ginger vista.

"Don't, though," was her conclusion.

"But I want to be a speedy boy."

"On your hair be it. I hope there's a nice-shaped cranium underneath all that," she said with a swooping gesture that implied his hair was three-feet wide.

"And if there isn't? How do I make egg-head look good?"

"Ask Leander."

Garreth glanced at her with a grimace of guilt. "He did not make it look good. Poppy mistook him for a golden snidget on three separate occasions. And a testicle on one."

His face lit up as he bathed in the golden glow of her laughter.

Professor Garlick was palpating leaves as they descended into the greenhouse—regaling her students on the metamorphosis of herbage as the wind slammed against the windows and sent the trailing plants into a wild frenzy.

They bypassed the lecture and gathered the equipment to carry out their assignment. Garreth watched the analytical projection suspended over the plant pot twinkle in his partner's eyes as she assessed the growth since its last inspection.

She was a vision.

An english rose.

Worthy of a Chocolate Frog Card.

Probably already on one.

He ought to go find it.

He unwillingly shifted his attention downward when asked his opinion on its condition.

"Beauty in its purest form," he declared as he twiddled a leaf between his fingers, though the sentiment wasn't directed at the foliage.

"Do you think?"

"The crème de la crème of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.”

"I didn't know you were so fond of mandrakes."

"Mm-hmm, marriage material if you ask me."

He went too far with that one, and she shot him a strange look, "Is that a joke?"

"Dead serious, sweetheart."

Her cheeks flushed at his honeyed words, and she hid it by bobbing under the desk to fetch the cotton balls.

"Here," she declared to the underside of the table. "You'll need some ear protection; we need to repot your wife."

"Saucy. We've been looking for a third."

She muttered a phrase popular among the muggle-born students—something about God giving her strength.

Garreth dismissed it as a term of endearment.

Having successfully ploughed his wife, the witch bent over the worktop to scribble down some notes for their theory assignment. As luck would have it, Garreth found himself conveniently positioned behind her. In a moment of whimsy, he indulged in a passing fantasy wherein the screaming atop the bench wasn't solely the mandrakes' doing. Their fictitious romp was cut short when she turned to Garreth with an expression implying he had just been posed a question.

They locked eyes for a transient moment.

"Hello."

"What can be brewed with mandrakes?" She repeated, fluttering the quill over the title of her notes: Potions.

The blood ascended back to Garreth's brain, which he used to fuel a monologue. He began with healing elixirs, then progressed to combative and defensive tonics. She was very impressed by his knowledge of the animagus potion, so only after he'd soaked up every drop of attention from that did he segue into miscellaneous potions…

"Younger or older?"

Garreth halted his steady stream of words. "Come again?"

"You said age potions. Is that for becoming younger or older?"

"Both."

"Got it," she transcribed the information onto the last remaining sliver of parchment before duplicating the notes and handing him a copy. "That should be enough for now."

"What would be your preference?" Garreth asked as he scanned her hasty summary. “If you had an ageing potion, would you go older or younger?"

"Younger." Her reply was instantaneous. "I'd sign up for first-year classes. Did you hear they get a class trip into Black Lake now that Nerida Roberts has made peace with the mermaids?"

"I heard the rumours, not the confirmation that they're true."

"Well, Mr. Moon has been preparing the boats for their afternoon class, so it's likely."

"Criminal. Why do the ankle-biters get to go?"

"The younger the human, the less likely they are to get eaten." She looked crestfallen at having involuntarily aged into mermaid fodder. "I'd do anything to see one in the flesh."

Anything?

Garreth tucked that juicy little nugget of information into the corner of his brain for future reference.

As he began to tidy up their tools, he hesitated as he reached for the mandrake. Since their last class, it had flourished quite spectacularly. Ripe leaves were unfurling, and fresh sprouts were vying for their place in the renewed soil.

The potions that could be concocted with all this deliciousness.

It made Garreth's thumbs itch.

He leaned on his forearms, knocking an elbow against his partner in herbology/crime. "Might I trouble you for a favour?"

"Another heist?"

"You know how it is."

"You still owe me for the last one."

 "What's your price, sunshine?"

After a moment of consideration, she swiped her quill's bristles against his jaw and told him: "Surprise me."

Garreth's heart skipped a beat, then kicked up again at an alarming rate.

Fucking titillating.

"I'll wrangle you a mermaid," he stated succinctly, embodying the charismatic gentleman he was known to be. His words absolutely did not stumble out in a jumbled lump.

"Ambitious."

"And, on second thought, kind of inconvenient," he added, mulling over the logistical implications of housing a mermaid. "Fine, I'll wrangle you a glimpse of a mermaid."

"Still ambitious; how do you plan to pull that off?"

"I have my ways," he said, tapping his nose. "Meet me in the boathouse after lunch?"

She narrowed her eyes, scouring his features for any trace of dubious intentions. The boathouse was a notorious hook-up spot and had been the subject of a few too many jokes (that perhaps weren't entirely jokes) suggesting they relocate their study sessions there.

He kept quiet and tried to look like he wasn't harbouring several ulterior motives. Her curiosity evidently outweighed her better judgment, because she agreed.

With their tasks completed, the distraction sprang over to Garlick, loudly inquiring about the "breathtaking" new assortment of plant life on the opposite side of the greenhouse.

Garreth carried their mandrake over to the shelves.

In a moment of clumsy misfortune, he fumbled with the pot, inadvertently grabbing the plant by its sprouts and plucking off several leaves in the process.

In sheer happenstance, these fallen leaves found their way into his cloak pocket.

Completely unaware of the faux pas, Garreth quickly skedaddled out of the classroom.

The potion prodigy dropped a pilfered leaf into a steaming cauldron. It belched up a scalding mist of fuchsia fog, and Garreth ducked to avoid it with a triumphant grin. As the potion simmered, he envisioned what tantalising rewards awaited him for bringing her dreams to fruition.

It was an odd sensation—having impure thoughts whilst mashing troll bogeys into a fine paste.

Their fictitious romp was cut short once more, this time by the intrusion of an abnormally long nose topped with impeccable hair.

"Hello, Prewett."

Leander sidled up to the desk, two ice-cold butterbeers floating behind him. "Have you been here all morning? I thought you were joining us in Hogsmeade."

"An opportunity arose."

Leander looked a combination of curious and suspicious as he surveyed the array of grimy receptacles. He kept himself and his hair at a safe distance. "What's going on?"

"Just brewing a gift for someone."

"Who?"

"Someone."

Leander didn't waste time guessing; he jumped straight to the correct conclusion and informed Garreth that he was a soppy bastard. Garreth didn’t dispute it; she occupied his mind far more than any previous passing fancies.

Turning the notebook around, Leander scanned the nearly indecipherable process for age potions. "How far back does she want to turn the clock?"

"Seven years, give or take," Garreth replied, watching his friend sniff a jug of a failed experiment. “I overshot it with that batch. Best not ingest it; you might turn into a sperm."

Leander tossed the potion back onto the table and scrubbed his unsullied hands on his robes. "Are you sure about this? Sallow will have your head if you turn the heroine of Hogwarts into seminal fluid. Then Gaunt will harvest your functional eyes."

Garreth waved those minor concerns away, his focus honing in on the most critical point. "Don't call her that; she hates it."

"She'd also hate being jizz."

"Trust me, it's going to be a wild success. I have a secret ingredient," Garreth declared, jabbing a bogey-stained thumb to his chest.

"Heart?" Leander asked with a stifled sound of disgust.

"No, me. Garreth Weasley. Most of what I do results in the desired outcome, one way or another."

"Just with several explosions along the way."

"It's called pizazz, Prewett.”

"Well, I can't say I didn't try. I'm leaving before I'm implicated." Leander plucked one of the butterbeers out of the air and slid it across the table. "Best of luck, Weasel."

"Cheers, buddy. For the beverage and soon-to-be-forgotten advice," Garreth raised the drink to his lips and chugged half. Appeasing ladies was thirsty work, and he had begun to resemble one of the sweaty puddles forming on the counter.

He lowered the cup and was met with Leander's horrified visage.

"What…" Garreth's lips curled in disgust; he smacked them together in response to the cataclysmically putrid aftertaste. Had Leander fermented the beer in his arsehole? Bloody hell, it was foul. He opened his mouth to demand answers, but it remained agape as the tabletop began to rise.

Garreth watched in dubious disbelief as his full and frothy butterbeer, alongside a half-empty beaker of defective potion, ascended past him.

Oh shit...

No matter how much Garreth thrashed, pushed, and grabbed at the thick blankets swaddling him, he seemed to be making no progress towards freedom.

A refreshing gust of fresh air greeted his face as someone whisked the material away from it, and his vision adjusted to the gangly thing staring down at him. Bony hands were clamped over its mouth, muffling its irritating bleating, save for one vaguely familiar sound that slipped through the cracks.

"Weasley?"

Garreth had no clue what it meant, nor was he really listening.

His attention had been lured upwards to something familiar and profoundly comforting. It called to mind dreamy memories of tight cuddles and the aroma of freshly baked cookies. With his chubby arms eagerly extended, Garreth reached towards the glossy mass of ginger hair.

"Mama."

Mum's immediate response was a stiff: "No."

She lifted Garreth's arm and began probing the joints while letting out a string of confounded noises: "Well, at least you're not a sperm. How old are you?"

Ah, Garreth knew this trick well. He withdrew his fingers from his dribbling mouth and proudly brandished the moist digits—quantity unknown.

"No, you look younger than four…"

Garreth was actually trying to display eighteen, but that was by the by, as his stomach interrupted the goings-on with a grumble of protest.

Some absolute cretin had failed to provide him with sustenance.

"Don't you dare…," said mum.

Garreth sucked in a deep lungful of air, mustering every wisp of it to articulate his plea: "Mother, please. I'm famished." Except it took the form of a skull-splitting scream.

He cracked open an eye in hopeful anticipation of a succulent meal being bequeathed to him to find a stick hovering an inch from his face.

It looked delectable—a gourmet feast of the highest quality.

He took a hearty bite but was promptly shoved away by Mum. She wiped the resultant drool off on Garreth's hair, which felt uncalled for, before making a noise that shrunk his blanket into clothes befitting his podgy form. He was then scooped up haphazardly, his body contorting at a crooked angle as Mum's lanky fingers awkwardly gripped his limbs.

Her attempts to keep him upright were clumsy and uncoordinated as if she'd never held a child before. Something seemed fishy, but before he could assign any brainpower to the feeling, they were transported through a doorway and absorbed into a bustling crowd.

What were all these people doing in Garreth's house?

He caught snippets of his name, each time prefaced by words beyond his current comprehension like: "Is that..." and "What the fuck have you done..."

A few intruders waved, and Garreth returned the gesture despite Mum's increasingly laborious efforts to prevent him from tumbling to the ground.

Garreth realised it had been some time since he travelled by way of arms, and decided then that he must get back into it.

And so, after that fine voyage (during which he only vomited twice), they landed in a lush field. Overhead, people dressed in vivid green costumes whizzed around on brooms, overseen by a man to whom Garreth was unceremoniously presented.

The man's piercing eyes roved over Garreth's fiery red hair, then lifted to Mum's.

"Prewett, is this your foetus?"

Mum looked freshly displeased and dumped Garreth into the man's much sturdier arms.

A dark line was carved across his eye; it piqued Garreth's innocent curiosity. He reached out to touch it gently, but his new-fangled toddler strength drove his tiny fist to inadvertently deliver a solid punch to the man's nose. Garreth instinctively grasped out as he teetered on the recoil, knotting his hands in the man's thick brown hair.

It looked delectable—a gourmet feast of the highest quality.

Garreth tried to indulge in a munch, but his efforts were met with resistance as his fingers and mouth were gradually, and by all accounts, painfully, pried away from the tangled strands.

This scene unfolded as the man flagged down his airborne squadron. Many pointed gestures were exchanged among the teams' objections before they dispersed towards Garreth's house—except for one dark-haired girl, who stood on the brink of delivering the man's second solid punch of the day for reasons unknown.

Her shrill cries of "You can't cancel our Quidditch practice because of a baby; we're only three days away from a match!" did nothing to alleviate Garreth's confusion.

As they deliberated, he was placed onto the ground, where a grassy banquet awaited him. A fitting compensation for his ordeal in the hair.

In a fit of anger, the girl hurled her broom to the floor, which was promptly confiscated from Garreth’s reach. In the interim, he had chewed a dandelion into a pulp and was now squeezing it until the juices mushed out from his tightened fist. With pride, he handed it to the man for inspection.

Rudely, his attention was elsewhere.

"Up," Garreth called, his stout arms extended as he slapped his soggy green fingers against his palms.

He wasn't spared a glance.

"Up!" he insisted, baffled when his efforts to raise himself three centimetres didn't result in being catapulted straight into awaiting arms. With a disappointed whine, he stretched his limbs higher.

"Quiet, Weasley."

Not one to shut up on command, Garreth rose to his unsteady feet and supported himself on the broom the man held loosely in his hand.

"UP," he commanded.

Up he went.

Draped over the broomstick like a towel hung out to dry, Garreth levitated until he reached a midpoint of the multicoloured spires surrounding the field. The broom purred between his fingers as he hooked an ankle over, the trembling coursing up his arms and animating his fleshy cheeks with a lively jiggle.

A sharp scream rang around the meadow from somewhere far below him.

Mama?

Garreth glanced down. It wasn’t mum—it was the man. His arms outstretched and calling his name. Alas, Garreth's interest in uppies had withered away, for an instinct was awakening. He was somehow aware that if he adjusted his posture...

His cheeks, bereft of their former jiggle, now thrashed against the back of his head as he shot off at breakneck speed.

With a twitch of his finger, he manoeuvred the broom to narrowly avoid smashing into a row of seats—it was a reflex, a memory ingrained deep in his muscles.

He streaked over the team in green, their yelling and leaps onto their brooms signalling their intent to challenge him in a race.

Oh, what delightful fun.

The wind carried away Garreth's gleeful shrieks as he weaved through a narrow waterway flanked by the castle walls. The roar of his peers from walkways spanning the passage propelled him onward. He was a creature of speed—a blur of motion—and, as always, thriving in the presence of an audience.

He ducked beneath a stone bridge and burst across open waters, escorted by a pair of majestic snowy owls gliding alongside him. The birds dropped to the surface of the lake, skimming their wings against the mirrored reflection of the sky before soaring up into the billowing clouds.

Oddly, their shadowy doppelgängers remained by Garreth’s side. His toes grazed the waves as he strained to catch a glimpse of his companions beneath the waterline when a sleek fin sliced through the water, while something breached entirely on the other side of him. Their playful dives splashed icy water across his face before they vanished into the depths. Garreth laughed as he extended his hand and squealed at them to come back.

Glancing up, he realised that his beckoning had summoned a building instead, and it was hurtling toward him at a frightfully rapid pace.

A fish erupted from the crest of a wave, snatching him off the broom seconds before it splintered into a million pieces against the bricks.

Garreth plunged into the water, ensnared in slippery arms.

The biting chill was only a passing thing as the fish breached the surface, clutching Garreth by a pudgy leg and hoisting him above the waterline. It rotated him this way and that, inspecting him with hungry eyes.

Garreth could relate; dandelions had been a sub-standard excuse for nourishment—he much preferred fish.

He grasped what he initially mistook for a writhing mass of serpents, only to discover it was sinewy strands of fish hair. Undiscouraged, he sank his tiny teeth into the gleaming scales. He was torn away, the fish's reprimand manifesting as a bone-shattering wail that shook Garreth to his tiny core.

Upset, tired, and starving, Garreth attempted to deliver a solid punch to the fish's face, but his new-fangled toddler exhaustion hindered his little fist, and he petted the slimy creature instead. On the verge of an imminent nap, Garreth curled into a ball and utilised ropey grey fish hair as a pillow.

He was vaguely aware of some heated commotion around him; at one point, a hungry fish snapped its teeth in his direction while another held him at arm's length. He dismissed this as irrelevant to his situation, providing the offending party with a slap before settling back into his nap with a grumble of irritation.

His consciousness ebbed and flowed with the undulation of the water. A serene fish guided him towards the building he had narrowly avoided colliding with. The lake rippled around them, while boats knocked against each other as they bobbed in the surf.

A delighted gasp stirred him as a figure waded up to her knees to reclaim him from the fish.

This new resting place was the essence of luxury—her familiar, soothing voice a balm to his weary senses. This divine ray of sunshine shrugged a blanket off her shoulders and wrapped Garreth in its warmth, granting him the comfort he needed to indulge in the finest siesta.

He awoke to the jarring sensation of a turbulent ride, his eyes rolling in their sockets as he wobbled around on a skeletal hip.

Merlin, Sharp's built like a sack of razor blades, Garreth grumbled inwardly.

Wait...

His body expanded moments after his mental faculties did.

The flickering flames beneath the cauldrons danced in and out of focus as his vision swayed. Finally it settled on the scene: his body sprawled across Sharp’s lap, both on the floor, scraps of a size 18-24 month Hogwarts uniform strewn across them like confetti.

"Hello, Professor.”

Sharp shoved him off and flung an abandoned cloak in his direction. "Put some clothes on, Weasley."

Garreth felt as though someone had scooped out his brain, used it in lieu of a bludger, and then poured the battered remnants back into his skull.

The soft twinkles of floating candles were like fireworks to his bloodshot eyes, magnifying the relentless throbbing behind them. Everywhere he looked, countless pairs of eyes stared back at him, accented by whispers interwoven with giggles.

An audience during dinner was an unnerving affair he wasn't accustomed to.

He turned a deaf ear to the hearsay that he'd smashed up Imelda's Nimbus. He had enough to bury deep down without living in perpetual fear of a hex taking him from behind. He employed his Gryffindor bravery to bolster his confidence and strode through the great hall his with chin up. If nothing else, it was a great story, albeit a slightly mortifying one.

He caught sight of Leander perched on a high horse. No doubt poised to unleash a storm of I told you so's and serves you right for the bald thing. Before Garreth could muster his wits and rustle up a selection of witty retorts, he was knocked sideways in a flying embrace.

"You're you again!"

He glanced down at the figure clinging to him and Merlin, the smile.

"I was always me, sunshine."

"I can't believe what you did. You brought mermaids into the boathouse, real ones!" Her tender hug was replaced by a firm grip on his tie and a pointed finger jabbing against his chest as she scolded him. "Don't you dare pull a stunt like that again. The whole school thought you'd drowned, but, gosh, it was incredible…"

Garreth's mind spun as her voice gained momentum with each euphoric word until everything froze, and she was touching his cheek—a fleeting, electrifying brush of her lips against his skin before they were torn apart by Poppy and her rapid gunfire of mermaid-themed questions.

His knees turned to mush under the weight of endorphins drowning his system. He slumped onto the bench opposite Leander, who had undergone a mood shift and now radiated a deliciously palpable rage.

Garreth smirked at him.

"Desired outcome achiev—"

"Shut the fuck up, Weasley."

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[sillyrabbit81]

Prompt Fairy here again :)

Your next challenge is one word.

That word is...

Cockblocked

Have fun!!

Anonymous asked:

It's the Prompt Fairy here again! Your next prompt is a fun one! "Disney marathon" Enjoy your challenge :)

Summary: Sy comes up with a way to get alone time with you.

Pairing: Captain Syverson x Female Reader

Word Count: approx. 1.7k

Warnings: Dad!Sy, Husband!Sy, smut, p in v sex, titty fucking, oral sex (m receiving)

Authors Note: Ok Prompt Fairy, you had me stumped with Disney Marathon, but when you sent in cockblocked, it all fell into place! Thank you!

Thanks to @amberangel112 for beta reading and coming up with the awesome title.

Edited by me, there will be errors, its way past my bedtime, forgive me!

Masterlist

Honey, I Distracted the Kids

You could tell Sy was getting… frustrated. He had been back for three weeks and the only real alone time you had was two nights after he had come home when the kids were sent to your mums for the night. At four and two and a half (the half is important), the girls were a lot of work. Both no longer had day sleeps and usually one or both ended up sneaking in your bed at night.

Sy was torn, he loved the girls sleeping in your bed, loved the cuddles, loved that they remembered him, and they were able to pick their relationship up where they had left off. He was a great Dad, giving the girls the affection and attention they craved, making up for lost time. But that didn’t mean he wasn’t frustrated and between you and him, he didn’t call them “the girls” anymore.

They were the “cockblockers”.

At first the name was a joke, but the longer you and Sy went without sex, the more he said the name with frustration.

You understood his irritation because you felt it too. You missed him. Missed the hours alone, feeling his warm arms around you, missed those mornings where he would sit on the porch having a coffee and you could curl up on his lap and rest your head in his shoulder. You missed being intimate, you missed being able to shout his name or make the headboard hit the wall without the kids waking up or coming in to see what the noise was.

You were showering with your two year old as you did most mornings and when she was clean and had a play while you washed your hair, you noticed your leg hairs were looking a bit long. You sighed, you had put off shaving for a week, and you wanted to shave and look nice for Sy in one of those summer dresses he liked.

You stuck your head out the shower door and called to Sy. He came in and looked you up and down, sucking in his bottom lip and raising his eyebrows. You felt heat in your cheeks, damn him, after all these years he could still reduce you to a puddle with a look.

“What’s up, Sugar?” he asked.

“Daddy!” your daughter cried.

“Hey Pumpkin.”

Trying to sound unaffected by his look you said, “Can you take Bubs and dry her off? I wanna shave my legs.”

“Sure,” he said grabbing your daughter’s towel. He opened the door and called to her. “Come on little pumpkin.” Sy wrapped the towel around her and picked her up. His eyes raked you and he grinned wickedly before asking your daughter, “Do you think you’d like a baby brother or sister?”

“Yeah,” she shouted at the same time you yelled, “No!”

Chuckling, Sy took Pumpkin out, giving you one of attempted winks. You had to laugh and got started on your legs. You had almost finished when Sy came running into the bathroom locking the door behind him and stripping off like a mad man.

“Sy, what are you doing? Where are the kids?” You knew what he was doing, it was blatantly obvious and a turn on, but the second question was a legitimate one.

“I set ‘em up with a Disney marathon. Got ‘em popcorn and everythin’.” You bit your tongue, trying not to laugh at Sy as he struggled with his pants. The second he was naked he got in the shower and pulled you tight against him as he leaned on the tiled wall. “They’re watchin’ The Little Mermaid,” he started kissing your neck, “Got me thinkin’ about that crab dude.”

“Sebatian,” you moaned.

“Whatever,” Sy said, moving his kisses down your chest. “That song about kissing the girl… I thought I’d better do what the crab says.”

“Stop talking and fuck me, Sy,” you begged.

“Suck me off first,” Sy said. “I’ve missed your mouth on me.”

Cheekily you smirked at him, “Say please.”

“Now,” Sy growled. “Don’t keep me waitin’, Sweetheart.”

You slid down his body slowly, teasing him, enjoying the luxury of time. Sy groaned as you made your way to your knees and his cock slipped between your breasts. His hands pushed them together, enclosing him tightly between your soft mounds. “Stop there,” he said. “I wanna fuck your tits a minute.”

Biting your lip, you watched him as he started to rock his hips back and forth, his belly, flat but soft rippled as he moved. You put your hands on his thighs, fingers tickled by his soft furry hair, and you closed your eyes as you felt his granite like muscles flex under his skin.

“Eyes up, Sweet Pea,” Sy said with ragged breath. “I wanna look atcha.”

Slowly you raised your chin and met his eyes. You heard his chest rumble and a mouthed curse fell from his lips, swallowed by the sounds of the shower. He let your breasts go and gathered your hair in his fist. You knew what he wanted, and he didn’t have to ask. Holding the base of his cock you took him in your mouth.

“Fuck,” Sy grunted. His bows drew together, and his jaw clenched.

Suppressing a smile, you started to move your head up and down, your tongue dancing over his shaft as you went. You missed this, missed the feel of him in your mouth, missed the sounds he made. You took the time to let your tongue explore his length, reacquainting yourself with every veiny inch. You started to move your fist up and down in time with your mouth, while Sy started to guide your speed. You let your free hand slide up his chest and he found it and laced his fingers with yours.

“That feels so good, Sweetheart,” Sy grunted, encouragingly. Not that you needed it, watching him, and hearing him made you so aroused, you could feel your core clenching with need. “Come ‘ere,” he growled suddenly, pulling you upright. Cupping your cheeks he kissed you, his firm lips opening your mouth as his tongue demanded entry. You submitted, melting into his commanding kiss.

Swapping positions Sy pushed you against the tiles, no longer cold having been warmed by his body and he turned you around. “Arms against the wall, Darling,” he said. His voice was deep and hoarse, holding a hint of desperation that reminded you of the days when you first got together, when it was all new, when Sy couldn’t keep his hands off you, nor yours of him.

Sy tilted your hips back, causing your spine to curve. He bent over you, his body covered yours and he kissed your neck while sliding his cock over you. “You still get so wet for me,” he growled into your ear, biting down on your earlobe as he pushed himself inside you. You hissed at the intrusion, even as aroused as you were, it still hurt. But that pain was pleasure to you, the feeling of him filling every inch of your core made you moan, nothing else could make you feel whole.

Moving slowly at first, Sy let you get used to his size while his hands roamed your body and his lips sucked at your neck. As his pace increased so did his suction. “You’re going to give me a hickey,” you protested.

You heard Sy snarl in response, “I know. Every time someone sees it, they’ll know you’re fuckin’ mine. Oh fuck, the thought nearly makes me fuckin’ cum.” It wasn’t the first time he had said that, but every time he did it stirred a deep primal feeling within you. You love it when he claimed you when he owned you like that. You loved being his and you loved that he still wanted you to be.

Sy started fucking you harder, each thrust harsher than the last. His hand slid down your belly, until it rested between your legs. You started trembling as his fingers found your clit and started working you towards your peak. Between his grunting breath, his cock pounding into you with relentlessness, his dancing fingers and his teeth nipping at your shoulder it didn’t take long before your legs felt like they were going to give way. Sy wrapped his free arm across your chest, holding you tight to him as he encouraged you. “That’s it Darlin’, cum for me. I wanna feel your pussy squeeze me.”

When you felt your body pulse and the waves of bliss rolled over you, you couldn’t stop the shout that tumbled from your lips. You forgot everything in that moment, the whole world disappeared, every worry, every to do list, every stress just melted away. Sy didn’t stop pumping, he cradled your wilting body as he kissed your cheeks and his teeth scraped at your jaw. He followed you over the edge quickly, his arms clutching you tightly as every muscles in his body tensed and he smothered his shout in your neck.

You were both quiet, slowly regaining your breath and senses. The sound of the shower and the fan in the ceiling, suddenly felt so loud. Sy turned you around, holding you to his chest, your ear picking up his heartbeat and you listened as it’s sedate rhythm slowly returned. “I love you,” you whispered.

Sy chuckled and lifted your chin with his fingers. He kissed your nose before looking at your face, appearing to study it. His fingers traced lines down your nose and over your lips. He took a deep breath through his nose before he sighed, “I love you too, Darlin’.”

Standing there in each other’s arms, you cherished a few more quiet moments before you both broke apart. You turned off the shower and Sy handed you your towel. Sy checked his watch, gave a little smirk and started to dry off.

“What’s that about?” you asked, pointing to his watch.

“We still have thirty-four minutes until the movie is over,” Sy said.

“Wait, did you set a timer?”

“Yeah,” Sy said, giving me a look. “I wasn’t going to risk getting interrupted by our little cockblockers.”

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the summer bucketlist | m.list

When the weather sees the return of sunshine and warmth, the joy and exuberance of summer is revived, and everyone rushes to enjoy the season to the fullest. Bonfire nights with your friends, seeing brilliant firework displays or laying under the stars on a humid night and watching the world go by. Learning to surf, or dive or snorkel or simply collecting seashells along the shore. Late nights at the amusement parks, thrilling roller-coaster rides or spectacular views on the Ferris Wheel. Skinny dipping in a lake after dark, attending a film or music festival, or even just visiting the popup street market in your city. Everything you had been dreaming off since the start of autumn, you can do once again. And who better to do it with, than the boys who bring more joy and warmth to our lives than summer itself?

Welcome to ‘The Summer Bucketlist’ - a writing event/author collab hosted by @jamaisjoons​

The Summer Bucketlist: BTS Edition - is an event in which various different authors can sign up to write a story based on traditional Bucketlist Items. Find their stories below!

⟶ song of the sea; knj ⇥ @jamaisjoons​       ➳ fantasy au. little mermaid au.            ↳   ⎡Take a Trip to the Museum⎦

« Captivated by the sight of you, he can’t help but watch you swim around his home. And when you turn to leave, he doesn’t know what overcomes him - but as if spellbound - he finds himself following you back to land. »

⟶ molotov cocktail; jhs ⇥ @yeoldontknow​      ➳ bartender au. arranged marriage au.           ↳   ⎡Take a Cocktail Class⎦

«  You met him January, on a night when you were newly single and newly wanting to break free from your father’s unyielding control. You left him in January, full of regret but full of purpose. You meet him again in July, and now you want nothing more than to run to the ends of the earth with him, to burn down the shape your life has taken in the hope of making something new. »

⟶ luminous; pjm ⇥ @luffles424​     ➳ summer festival au. tentacle monster au.          ↳   ⎡Watch Fireworks⎦

« The Busan summer festival is your favorite event of the year. You like all the food and things to do, but your favorite part is watching the fireworks at the end of the night, gathered with friends and family. It’s fun and joyous. Except this year you’re spending it without them. So you find a secluded spot on the beach to watch alone. Except... you might not be as alone as you thought you were out here.  »

⟶ sticky situation; kth ⇥ @jiminsfault​     ➳ camping au. established relationship au.          ↳   ⎡Go Camping⎦

« You hate camping, but Taehyung is determined on changing your mind on that. »

⟶ pull me in; jhs ⇥ @guccybangtan​     ➳ established relationship au.          ↳   ⎡Go to a Water Park⎦

« In the heat of the summer, there's nothing more relaxing than relaxing than a nice trip to the water park.  »

⟶ a beautiful epiphany; jjk ⇥ @onherwings​     ➳ friends to lovers au.           ↳   ⎡Join an Art Contest⎦

« Who would have thought that falling in love with your muse could either lead to something beautiful or bring you to your own demise? »

⟶ love grows where you go; myg ⇥ @rookiegukie​    ➳ arranged marriage au. pining au.         ↳   ⎡Watch the Sunset on the Beach⎦

« Determined to make you and Yoongi grow closer for your upcoming wedding in two weeks, your parents plan a trip for the both of you that lasts five days long. You know you should be ecstatic about it, considering your longtime crush on your fiancé, but by how you're positive that he secretly despises your whole being, you don't find this mini vacation with him something to look forward to. That is until things take an unexpected turn and suddenly, he makes it apparent he doesn’t hate you at all as you reckoned.  »

⟶ petrichor; pjm ⇥ @taetaewonderland​    ➳ strangers to lovers au. domestic au.         ↳   ⎡Go on a Picnic⎦

« There are smells in the world that can trigger your brain to think of a memory almost in an instant. »

⟶ sun cockblock; myg ⇥ @cremeandsuga​    ➳ best friends to lovers au. summer au.         ↳   ⎡Join a Sandcastle Building Competition⎦

« Cancún was always a trip to remember - sun, beaches, hookups and day drinking, not to mention the annual sand castle competition you entered with your best friend every year. Yoongi smells like Copper Tone sunblock and heaven. Entering a sandcastle competition with one of the least competitive people in the world was pure agony — but it didn’t dawn to you that your best friend wasn’t competitive because he was confident he would win. Upon your loss, he sees you trying to soothe the burn of it (and the sun) with the beach bartender. He may smell like Copper Tone sunblock and heaven, but he’s sure you feel like heaven.  »

⟶ rejuvenation; myg & jhs ⇥ @caught-in-a-seesaw-stigma​    ➳ spa owners au.         ↳   ⎡Treat Yourself to a Spa Day⎦

« You finally get a break from work and you decide to indulge in a little pampering and self-care. During lunch, your friend slips a card into your hand for an exclusive spa with a special referral discount. How can you resist? Let’s hope the Bangtan Blossoms Spa provides the relaxation & rejuvenation experience you desperately seek. »

⟶ just a taste; kth ⇥ @xjoonchildx​   ➳ pwp au.        ↳   ⎡Go Wine Tasting⎦

« He’s hot. he’s considerate. He’s refusing to make a move. weeks of sexual frustration come to a head at a wine tasting and -- this is going to shock NO ONE -- smut ensues. »

⟶ lollipop; myg ⇥ @ironicarmy​   ➳ neighbours to lovers au.        ↳   ⎡Attempt to make Ice Cream⎦

« It’s a hot summer day, he’s desperate, and your ice lollies taste like heaven.  »

⟶ carnival lights; kth ⇥ @taephilia​   ➳ haunted carnival au. horror au.        ↳   ⎡Visit a Carnival⎦

« With half of your friend group graduated and leaving your hometown to move to the city for work, you and your friends decide to have one last adventure together (in the words of hobi even though it’s only may and you see each other like every day). But things are always different in the nighttime and you never know what’s lurking between the funnel cakes. »

⟶ midnight menagerie; knj ⇥ @jooneggs​  ➳ friends to lovers au.       ↳   ⎡Go to a Botanical Garden⎦

« Like water, cradling your fragile soul, Namjoon has held the lily of your heart all your life and you wish you could let him know just how much that means to you. Coincidentally, it just so happens you can: in a week's time when you're stuck in the holiday of your life at Namjoon's father's Botanical gardens. Will you finally get to repay him in a bed of roses or will he be the one to make the bouquet for you? »

⟶ ferris drink; jhs ⇥ @salvejoon​  ➳ pwp au. established relationship au.       ↳   ⎡Ride a Ferris Wheel⎦

« Your boyfriend has a bucket list of places he wants to do the nasty and next up is a Ferris Wheel. »

⟶ hose wars; ksj & myg ⇥ @babybinnyboy​  ➳ neighbour au.       ↳   ⎡Have a Water Fight⎦

« Spending a summer in a little coastal town was supposed to be relaxing. It wasn't supposed to include a broken AC unit, record break heatwave, a hose, 2 ridiculously confident, attractive neighbors with an annoyingly low fence. »

⟶ cut shot; myg ⇥ @kimtaehyunq​  ➳ vacation au. established relationship au.       ↳   ⎡Learn to Volleyball⎦

« He hates the water, he hates the heat, and he hates the Sun. Any form of physical activity is a big no-no, yet Min Yoongi will go out of his way to show that he loves you on your mini vacation. »

⟶ eternal summer; pjm ⇥ @aiimaginesbts​  ➳ childhood friends to lovers au. vacation au.       ↳   ⎡Go Sightseeing on Vacation⎦

« Breaking up with my boyfriend leaves an empty spot on the overseas vacation that I had been looking forward to for a long time. I’m torn between abandoning the trip or going it solo when someone offers to tag along. However, having Jimin, my best friend go with me may not be the best idea — since my crush on him has never gone away. »

⟶ sway with me; knj & jhs ⇥ @minjoonalist​ ➳ established relationship au.      ↳   ⎡Take a Boat Ride⎦

« You love celebrating your anniversary, it was the only special part about summer that you looked forward to every year- But when your husband Is unable to make the availability due to his job- You thought why not make the best of it? »

⟶ ecstatic shock; jhs ⇥ @iluvstrawberry​ ➳ strangers to lovers au. abo au.      ↳   ⎡Host a BBQ⎦

« The garden party your parents throw every year is coming up. Seeing your conservative parents, is something you definitely don’t want to face on your own. But with all your friends being busy, you’ve decided to accept your fate and drown your sorrows at your favourite bar. Enter: Jung Hoseok, bartender, lifesaver and the most gorgeous guy you’ve ever seen. »

⟶ kaleidoscopic; knj ⇥ @boywivlove​ ➳ established relationship au.     ↳   ⎡Go Paintballing⎦

« You and Namjoon decide to blow off some steam and go to a paint balling range, one multicoloured blitzkrieg later; bruised, sweaty and victorious you celebrate your win. »

⟶ undercurrent; jjk ⇥ @jjungkooksthighs ➳ best friends to lovers au. post college au.     ↳   ⎡Go Diving⎦

« After a year and six months of sea fare and many more nights of sunken eyes that had been dotted with the black shadings of sleeplessness that you’d helped to nurse him because of, the fruits of your best friend’s efforts had earned him the completion of his mission to map the entire eastern seaboard. In all his work, though, Jungkook has not gotten the chance to dive at many of the areas scattered around the ocean in the vastness of the seas. You decide to take him to a previously unmarked, unmapped sector of the sea after following his own nautical charts. The catch is this: you’re afraid of the water. What happens when you find yourself following after him and into the arms of the sea after years of pent up sexual frustration that you blame entirely on him? »

a/n: this is incredibly late but onefgeoingoeitng i hope you enjoy reading all of these works! If you participated in the collab but your fic isn’t on here, it’s because it hasn’t appeared in the tags! please feel free to DM with the link to the fic!!

#jamaisjoons summer collab #tsb 2020 collab #bts smut #bts fluff #bts angst #namjoon x reader #seokjin x reader #yoongi x reader #hoseok x reader #jimin x reader #taehyung x reader #jungkook x reader #namjoon smut #seokjin smut #yoongi smut #hoseok smut #jimin smut #taehyung smut #jungkook smut

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Key:

Minjee 🦠🧌☢️☣️

Sunwoo 🌞

Soooooo…..

He called her “baby girl”!!!😏

I’m both surprised and not surprised by this. Why do I get the feeling he’s been referring to her as that, this whole time in his head. Just this time he had a brain fart and it subconsciously slipped out lol

Why did the tickling/almost kiss scene give me flash backs to the little mermaid boat scene?!!!

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!! WHY MUST SHE ALWAYS SPOIL THE FUN!!!!!!

🦠 natures Cockblocker 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

Her disrespect knows no bounds. How does she have the nerve to come into someone’s home and not acknowledge them, not even in her usual passive aggressive way?!!!!!

I’m so glad 🌞 sat next to y/n. My petty ass would rest my hand comfortably on his thigh. I’d have so much fun watching her pretty lil head explored, wondering what the f**k was going on.

The way he put 🧌 in her place was so hot lol

I would also toss the controller at her, my subconscious would have taken over and aimed it at her head. I swear I’m not violent, but your antagonists have some sort of unlock code to drive me insane 😂

I don’t feel sorry for 🦠 at all. All I see is pure manipulation. I’m sure she is some what hurt and feels rejected by Sunwoo’s reaction. But she should have been a better behaved uninvited “guest”. Then she could have stayed to watch Y/n getting the 🌞boyfriend experience that she so desperately wants.

☣️ is a pretty and intelligent woman. If only she would use some of that intelligence to realise, 🌞 is not the one and isn’t interested in progressing their “relationship” past the bedroom… and he’s not even interested in that aspect anymore. She should take the hint, bitch about him, call him all the names under the sun, Use a pic of him on a punching bag/dart board to get all the hurt and frustration out. Then heal from the rejection and go find someone who is equally as interested in starting a relationship with her.

But, I get the feeling ☢️ is used to getting whatever she wants and hasn’t been rejected or been told no!! before. I guess… there’s a first time for everything 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

I knew he had been paying attention to her for far longer than expected.

I’m glad we finally got some answers as to why 🌞 is the way he is. He’s looking for answers in the wrong places. Even if he were to sit down with his ex and ask why. He’d never find what he was looking for. I doubt she knows why or has a good enough answer to satiate his need for closure. Why is the question that can never be answered. Hurt people, hurt people. Or sometimes people are just selfish and just want to have their cake and eat it. I tried to use as many cliched relevant words of wisdom as I could come up with lol.

As usual awesome update, take your time with the next one. I still need time to recover lol

Enjoy 😉

Finishing it off with some Junho, huh?? 😏😏

I would simply die if Sunwoo ever uttered the words "baby girl" in my vicinity 😭😭. DIE. I wouldn't be able to focus either lol, and the way he put Minjee in her place!! 👏👏 ugh, sell my soul istg.

Minjee being the eels during their almost kiss 😂😂 its perfect tbh, especially the eels from The Little Mermaid!! She's a manipulator and just mean person. They don't deserve good things in life 😤😤. Hopefully soon she realizes that Sunwoo is just not that into her, and she finally moves on from being messy. Though, it's Minjee, so... I doubt it, which means good luck to yall 🥴🥴

Sunwoo thinks he has a good reason for doing what he's doing. HURT PEOPLE, HURT PEOPLE 🗣🗣👏👏, but you're right. He'll never get the answer he's looking for. Hell, there might not even BE an answer for him. His ex could've just been a POS for all we know.

The giggle that came out of me when you said my antagonists have some lock code to drive you insane 😂😂😈😈 I love it. Also, 😬😬 I'm already working on the next part haha.

#monbabyzshoebill #blurred lines love

[astrofireworks]

more merman Astro here we go

Rocky: "Uh ok ew why do you look like you're in love" 

Rocky flicking biscuit crumbs at Bin

Bin spluttering and brushing them off his face 

"I'm not!!" 

Rocky, mouth full: "don't lie to me I'm ur roommate I know everything" 

Bin, blushing but also insisting: "I am nOT" 

Rocko, throwing a full biscuit at Bin: "you've never been so excited about going down to the beach before" 

Bin: "I have been!!!! For the past month!!!!!!"

Rocko: "ok so what happened in the past month" 

Rocko, trying to remember what's been going on in the resort for the past month 

Rocko, only remembering the sheer number of towels he's had to collect and empty glasses he's had to collect from the pool side: 

Rocko:

Rocko:

I need to stop calling him Rocko I started ironically and now I can't stop

Bin: "ok stop I can hear you thinking !! there really isn't anything" 

Rocky, narrowing his eyes in suspicion: 

Bin: "alright park minhyuk it's too early for this conversation didn't you just finish your shift go sleep or whatever" 

Rocky, squinting more at Bin:

Bin: 

Bin, making a very fast escape: "alrIGHT I'M GOING TO LEAVE FOR MY SHIFT NOW"

Rocky napping for two hours but

Okay he's usually dead on his feet after a whole day at the resort pool but he needs to know what's going on with his best friend

Maybe he met someone ??????

Oh my god

Rocky has to get condoms and talk to Bin about the Safe S-e-x 

Not yet biologically possible but Rocky doesn't know about that

So Rocky slips on some board shorts and slippers and flops his way down to the beach

He's always wanted to be a secret spy!!!!

Ducking in between palm trees and beach chairs 

Eventually peeking out from behind a palm tree at the beach

Trying to see what Bin is doing in his lonely life guard tower 

Except 

Bin's not there 

Rocky looking wildly around for his roommate 

Oh my god is he slacking off on the job???? 

Oh my god what if he's doing drugs????????  

No wait 

He's in the ocean 

And holy shit

He's not alone

He's sitting chest deep in the water and laughing with someone

ROCKY KNEW IT 

HE CALLED IT

BIN'S IN LOVE 

!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Rocky can nearly cry from happiness and also relief 

Rocky rolling his ankles in preparation to run down to the shore

Bin being totally oblivious 

Because hello when someone like Eunwoo's sitting (lying down???? liquid mermaid physics) in front of you and laughing 

You can't easily look away 

Eunwoo chinhands @ Binnie, laughing at whatever dumb story Bin's telling about the daytime lifeguard Jinjin

Binnie smiling gently at his angel 

Eunwoo told Bin once that his eyes change colour depending on the colour of the ocean 

Bin thinking to himself it really doesn't matter what colour the damn ocean is he thinks he could lose himself in Eunwoo's eyes any day 

Bin also thinking about how Eunwoo's eyes sparkle the same way the moonlight glints off soft waves 

Bin unconsciously leaning closer 

Because wow he's so so so weak for this boy and his smiles and his clear ringing laugh 

Eunwoo looking up from where he's laughing at Bin because wow suddenly Bin is really close and he can see the small scar on his nose 

Eunwoo blinking and wow Bin

Bin looking at Eunwoo's eyelashes and soft cheeks and wow he really wants to kiss him 

Eunwoo's eyes fluttering close and Bin leaning in 

Rocky, bursting out from behind a palm tree: "HA I CAUGHT U UR IN LOVE AND I CALLED IT!!!!" 

Bin: 

Eunwoo: 

Bin: 

Eunwoo: 

Rocky:

Rocky: "o my god I'm so sorry" 

Rocky keeping it PG13 in here yall

Rocky's face is on fire probably 

Wow he didn't mean to cockblock his best friend he really thought they were just talking 

But now from this angle

Bin was really close to that man 

Like 

Really really nose to nose close to that man 

The man who's somehow disappeared underwater 

And is missing?????? 

Rocky: "dhsjdhsj wheRE DID HE GO" 

Rocky: "explAIN" 

Bin, pouting: "he swam away" 

Rocky, looking for water ripples and someone resurfacing to breathe: "no he didn't??????" 

Rocky: 

Rocky: "ok but WHO WAS THAT" 

Bin hesitating but ok this is Rocko 

His best friend

The one who took swimming lessons with him when they were three 

The one he's grown up with 

Fought with

Shared all his life secrets with 

Thrown up after getting illegally drunk with 

Rocky: ???? 

Bin telling him about how he saved this merman from choking 

Rocky scoffing because hello ???????????? Bin what drugs are you on????? 

You think covering this up with a fantasy story will make Rocky believe you don't have a man ??????? 

Bin looking really sad that Rocky doesn't believe him 

Rocky getting a little pissed but also worried because why won't Binnie tell him the truth!!! 

Eunwoo sighing and resurfacing and swimming over to Rocky 

Splashing him with his tail

Rocky, screaming higher than that one high note he does in Innocent Love 

Bin slapping his hand over Rocky's mouth because wow Eunwoo and Sanha might be part dolphin but Rocky sure isn't 

Rocky shaking because holy shit !!!!!!!!!!! 

A mermaid!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's splashing Bin too for the hell of it 

Bin laughing and waving his arms for his boyfriend to stop 

Rocky shaking less because they're basically like a regular couple just that

Eunwoo is apparently half dolphin 

How the hell is that even possible

Do they have cousins that are part shark

Part jellyfish 

Part mussel 

Do they pee

How do they text each other 

Do they even text each other 

Do they have underwater internet and is it faster than regular internet 

He has so many questions 

More questions than Bin ever had the sense to ask tbh lmaoooo

Also Rocky: ok but do u ever get thirsty 

But at least he has the sense to not ask so many questions on their first meeting, he thinks 

If Bin's serious about this man (?? Merman?????) 

He has plenty of chances to ask 

Of course this is what he thinks before (as anon suggested) he meets Sanha :---) 

Who laughs brightly and beams at Rocky and makes Rocky smile even though Rocky's exhausted from his pool shift 

And who still holds Eunwoo's hand as he breaks the surface and swishes his sunshine yellow tail  and answers all of Rocky's questions and poses many many more that drive Rocky insane

"So how do you guys text?" 

"Text?"

"Like you know, send messages to each other?" 

"Messages?"

"Uhhhh like communication?"

"Communication?"

"Okay you've got to know the meaning of communication; you're just pulling my leg now-" 

"Well you have two legs to pull after all-" 

"Sanha, I swear to god-" 

"What god?" 

"SANHA-" 

Talk shit get hit

But for now Rocky smiles to himself and holds his tongue and watches Bin giggle at his boyfriend and wave at Rocky to come meet Eunwoo 

And as they talk he watches Bin smile fondly at Eunwoo and Eunwoo intertwine his fingers (are they webby? Rocko wants to ask) with Bin's and well 

I mean, ew he looks like he's in love and that's so sappy it's disgusting but 

He's so happy for his best friend

myungjin coming soon yall 

#astro #astro fic #binu #mermaid anon #i'm so sleepy i'm #sdjahld #i will update more tomorrow see u friendos #vivi shoots #team s o a p #edited to include the header ayo

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Babe, There’s Something Lonesome About You - anonymous (witch louis)  Louis is a hedge witch, who lives a lonely, solitary life. He's quite happy with his shop in Door County, selling New Age magics to the tourists. He also has his cats and his birds to keep him company. But his best friend Liam thinks he needs someone around, and he's got just the person: Liam's friend Harry is coming to the area for the tourist season and since Louis has all this space....

Bite - Tita (smut; vampire harry) Louis is a vampire hunter, and Harry is too happy being his prey.

Gazed - justgotowisharder (cursed louis; fluff; smut; b!louis) Louis Tomlinson is cursed and he can’t look anyone in the eyes, and Harry is just Harry, too curious to avoid wondering why Louis always wears sunglasses.

Ghost of a Good Thing - musiclily88 (hogwarts au; smut) Harry asked Louis to the Yule Ball only to find out he had already invited someone else.

Harp String Hum - ladylondonderry (magic) Louis Tomlinson is starting his seventh year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, with his two best friends Liam and Niall. It's going to be an amazing last year, he'll make sure of that. Except... There's a new student at the back of Potions class who's a bit mysterious. And a wispy dog running around school grounds. It all feels a bit of a mystery.

Packed Lunches, Sticky Fingers and Accidental Levitation - LadyLondonderry (Magic; Single Parent Harry) Harry Styles is a skilled work-from-home potionist five years out of university with a steady job, a house, and... eight kids. He also might be heading towards a breakdown if he doesn't get a bit of help. Enter a meddling pixie and an old university friend he might or might not have had a lot of feelings for.

Read You For Some Kind of Poem - mentalistecbm (highschool au; vampire harry) Louis is human, and Harry is lucky enough to be his vampire boyfriend.

Strawberry Moon - turnyourankle (friends to lovers; body swap) Harry really should have known better than to agree to one of Niall’s schemes. Especially one that involved Irish magic. Then again, how was he supposed to know he and Louis would end up swapping bodies?

Under Me, You - hazzafrazza (superhero harry; friends to lovers; smut; b!harry) Harry wants a lot of things – fame, glory, Louis – but that last one is particularly hard to get when everyone thinks you’re dating your secret superhero alter-ego and suddenly you’ve become your own worst cockblock.

Less Than 25K

All You Can Eat. - harrysprostate (vampire louis; teacher louis; human harry; student harry; smut) Human Harry seduces his hot teacher professor Tomlinson, who happens to be a vampire.

An Underrated Type of Trouble - anchortied (hogwarts au) Harry is the Head Boy, Louis is a troublemaker and they both like each other too much to get in each other's way.

Feels Like Infinity - larrymama15 (vampire harry; professor louis; smut) Louis Tomlinson is an accomplished professor and a published author, all at age 28. He has devoted his life to the study and discussion of the mythological beings known as vampires. What he hasn’t prepared for is, well, meeting one.

I’ll Be Yours to Keep - midnights (enemies to lovers; hogwarts au; fake relationship) Louis should’ve thought a lot more about who he said his fake boyfriend was, especially since he and his “significant other” kinda hate each other… most of the time.

Nocturnal Creatures Are Not So Prudent - patdkitten (enemies to lovers; vampire harry; witch louis; b!louis) Louis is a white witch with a little black cat named Hemlock and a best human friend Liam. When he’s dragged out to a new club Liam’s heard about from a friend, Louis comes face to face with that which witches do not touch: a charming vampire by the name of Harry.

Run and I’ll Give Chase - madalynn_bohemia (vampire harry; vampire louis; smut) Harry is a fledgling vampire without a maker. Louis is graciously offering to fill that role.

Some Flowers In Your Hair - anonymous (camping; enemies to lovers; smut; b!louis) A magical camping AU in which Louis is jealous of Harry's magic, Liam's a little too enthusiastic about surviving in the wilderness, and Niall might have misunderstood the rules.

We’ve Got to Get Away From Here - suspendrs (alien harry; fbi agent louis; angst) Louis is an FBI agent who likes to think himself a paranormal expert, and Harry is alien that somehow ended up in his office.

Less Than 50K

Drowning In Your Eyes - smittenwithlouis (pirate harry; merman louis; smut; b!louis) The Pirates of the Caribbean inspired au where Harry is a fierce pirate who holds the heart of a beautiful merman.

Follow Me Down This Time - supernope (hogwarts au; fluff) Harry first noticed Louis in his second term at Hogwarts, and despite three years of inventing ways to stumble across Louis, he's never managed to actually work up the courage to speak to him.

Give Me a Memory I Can Use - harioandlouigi (fluff; smut; enemies to lovers; vampire harry) Louis is a brilliant, yet broke PhD student, Harry’s a pretentious and arrogant vampire, and first impressions have never been more deceiving.

I Will Never Rust - stylez (college au; vampire harry; footballer louis; smut)  Harry wants to suck more than just Louis’ blood but Louis refuses to sleep with Count Dickula.

L'Été en Azur - FannyT/RedOrchid (Hogwarts AU) In which Hogwarts students Louis, Liam and Niall go on a summer exchange to Beauxbatons.

My Heart Lies With You - anonymous (greek mythology au; hades harry; persephone louis) For being the God of Death, Niall has a habit of acting on ideas without thinking them through. It's probably why Harry ends up with an unexpected but entirely welcome visitor in his bed the day after a Mount Olympus party.

My Sweetest Downfall - kiwikero (angel louis; famous harry; angst; fluff) This is a story about forgiveness and discovery, featuring an angel who wants to be a little more human and a human who is so much more than he seems.

Once Upon A Dream - thedeathchamber (enemies to lovers; psychic louis; fbi agent harry; slow burn; angst; b!louis) Louis is psychic and gets caught in the middle of a murder investigation led by FBI Special Agent Harry Styles.

Purer Than The Water (Like We Were) - feelsforbreakfast (mermaid louis) Louis is a merman and Harry is a boy. The lake is a good place to fall in love.

Searching For The Cure (We Found Us) - itsprobablylarry (fluff; smut; b!louis) Louis doesn’t quite know how to handle the fact that his best friend/roommate wakes up as a frog.

The Fragmented Veil - missberrycake (vampires) In which Louis gets attacked one night in the dark. It changes his life, just not in the way he expected.

Till The Heavens Burst - loudippedincaramel (vampire louis; human harry; smut) Harry meets a pretty boy while hiding out in a tree. He's pretty sure the boy is a vampire.

Less Than 75K

It’s A Better Place (Since You Came Along) - phdmama (soulmates; magic) When Harry Styles, a mid-level talent, Finder, and small business owner, sets off on the vacation of a lifetime with his best friend, Niall Horan, he has no idea the changes his life will undergo over the next nine days.

We’ll Cast Some Light (You’ll Be Alright) - fondleeds (enemies to lovers; demon hunters; smut; angst; fluff) There’s a standard procedure for this. Scan, track, kill. But with a solar eclipse and a Greater Demon with unfinished business looming, the path to keeping England safe from harm becomes complicated and shadowed by mystery and secrets.

Less Than 100K

Nocturne in Silver and Blue - tinyweirdloves (louis is a star; friends to lovers) Louis is a fallen star and harry brings him home. Told over the course of fourteen years.  

Runaway Land - daggerinrose (greek mythology; enemies to lovers; b!louis)  Louis is sure he’s stumbled upon a secret, underground nightclub, though that is far from the truth. He’s also pretty sure he’s stumbled upon Apollo, which… isn’t very far from the truth, actually.

Through Struggles, To The Stars - thedeathchamber (space; enemies to lovers; b!louis) Louis is a Starfleet captain trying to find his place in the universe. Harry is a prince just trying to do what’s right.

Waiting On You - emma1234 (vampire harry; detective harry; fluff; angst; smut) “Vampires,” Louis says with disgust, glaring over at the vampire who is noisily slurping from the woman’s neck nearby. Zayn gives the neat fang marks on Louis’ neck a meaningful look. “Can’t live with them, can’t live without them,” Louis finishes, ignoring Zayn when he rolls his eyes. Louis takes a long sip of his milkshake, presses his fingers against the marks on his neck, and definitely doesn’t think about the vampire who left them there.

Less Than 150K

Cupid’s Defense - rhuubarb (cupid harry; lawyer louis) In which Harry is Cupid, Louis and Liam own a law firm, and they're all getting sued.

Run Like The Devil - benzos (demon harry; demon hunter louis; enemies to lovers; angst) Louis hunts demons; Harry’s the strangest demon he’s ever met, and he keeps fucking meeting him.

Say Hallelujah, Say Goodnight - alivingfire (angel louis; demon harry; smut)  Louis is an angel who is just a little too bad to be good, Harry is a demon who is just a little too good to be bad, and they’re both a little too in love to be impartial when angels and demons go to war.

Through Eerie Chaos - MediaWhore (ghost au; photographer harry; fluff; angst) The Ghost Hunter AU where Niall lives to prove ghosts are real, Zayn is a skeptical librarian and Harry gets caught up in a century-old mystery and catches feeling in the process.

Less Than 200k

Love Endless (The Road to Recollection) - wubwubparmaham (Part 1; Vampire Harry; 1970′s fic; b!louis; sub louis) After discovering the mansion was less abandoned than he’d thought, Louis is now left with the most riveting mystery of a lifetime; every new finding leaving him with more questions. Who is this elusive owner, and why won’t they show themselves? Why is there a set of journals in the same handwriting that span over centuries? Why in the world is there a padlock on the refrigerator…and who the hell is Alexander?

Less Than 250K

Love Endless (Path To Permanence) - wubwubparmaham (Part 2; Vampire Harry; 1970′s fic; b!louis) So now Louis’ finally done the love thing, and it’s already in jeopardy? Just his luck.

Greater Than 250K

The Afterlife Fic (The Best I Ever Had in My Entire Life… or Death) - LovingCup (smut; past character death; 491K) On his first full day in the Afterlife, Louis meets Harry Styles, and the two have an instant connection. 

#mine #fantasy fics #fic list #larry fic

[nightwingswing]

Stop that wedding! (HR Wells x reader x Harry Wells) part 1/?

Hello! 

Anonymous  requested: Thank you for writing the HR imagine I love it! If you want to write a part two where they are married and maybe a jealous Harry? Anyways thank you for writing my request😘

I want to try something new, so I chose to make this imagine in parts because i want it to be interactive. I want you to choose what will happen, which path you want and let me know what number you chose. That will determinate the ending.

So instead of the two of you already married, the two are getting married and Jess wants to break the two of you up and Harry is even more of a douche jealous. What will you choose?

Sequel to this ( read before reading this one)

Hope you enjoy!

Part1 (here you are!)  Part2  Part3 Part4  Part5  Part6

In a few weeks you would become (y/n) Wells.

Oh god, you where sooo happy!

HR was as happy as you.

The team was happy for you and all, but seriously since you two became engaged…

Let’s say you became more touchy feely.

Everywhere.

Poor Cisco, became scarred for life.

You asked Caitlin and Iris if they would become your bridesmaids. They said yes, a thousand time yes. And in a few seconds they digievolved in your wedding planners.

They decided everything for you.

The color of the wedding? Their choice

Your flowers? Theirs

But then, HR decided he wanted in too.

And things got worse.

“(Y/N)! What do you want the flowers in the tables to be like?” Iris asked.

“Oh, well I like (f/f).” You answered.

“Hmmm, not a bad choice but …OH I KNOW! (f/f) and (second f/f)! They represent us so nicely! What do you say, dear?”

“I like it.” You smiled.

“Now, I think a nice wedding in the beach would be awesome.” Caitlin got out of nowhere some pics of weddings in beaches. Iris frowned.

“No, it would get to sandy. I think a nice wedding in a beautiful forest, with flowers all around and the sunset as a background would be so cute.” She sighed.

“I like your idea, Iris! But what if we could have the two?”

“How?!” Caitlin and Iris asked.

HR began explaining about a place he knew but you slipped away and went to Cisco, Barry and Wally, who were playing cards. You sat next to Barry, tired.

“They drained you already?” Cisco smirked and you sighed.

“They seem more excited about my wedding that me” Wally, who was next to you pated your head.

“There, there. It’s the first time one of their best friends marries. And you made them bridesmaids. It their wedding as much as it is yours”

“I can’t even imagine when you go choose a wedding dress” Barry whistled. Your eyes widened

“Oh god.”

////*\\\\

“I want to go to choose the dress with youu!” HR whined.

“It’s bad luck! HR” Iris said “You want to start your marriage with bad luck?”

“no” HR mumbled.

“You stay here, and go with Cisco and Barry to train”

“okay. But whatever you chose I know you will be beautiful, (y/n)” HR kissed you passionately.” God, you’re sure you have to go now?” HR groaned, his hips on yours. You laughed as Iris, Caitlin and the boys gagged.

“EWWW! “

Cockblocks.

/////*\\\\\

You and HR where making the guest list, HR talked animatedly and you only nodded. HR saw it and asked:

“What’s wrong, my love?”

“I-I  want to invite Harry and Jess.”

“…” HR thought for a moment before he got an idea. “Why don’t you use what I used to send my hologram resume?”

“I can?” You asked

“Of course, dear. I’ll help you!”

“I love you,HR” You smiled kissing him slowly.

“I love you too!” HR’s kissed became heated until clothes meet the floor.

;);)

////*\\\\

Jess entered Harry’s lab with a smile in her face, shouting happily that they got a message from you. Jess gave it to Harry and his s eyes widened before a smile broke on his face.

He had been waiting for you to reach him. He wanted to have a reason to return and confess his feelings. Jess who knew of his feelings and approved of them insisted on staying. That way Harry would be happy with you and she could work and train with the team.

But nooo

They had to return to Earth 2.

“What are you waiting for? Open it, dad!” Jess hurried

Harry opened it and a Hologram of you appeared.

Harry smiled lovingly at your figure. Jess looked at his dad, happy.

Suddenly another Harrison appeared on the hologram with you, he smiled and grabbed your hand. You smiled back before starting to speak.

“Hello, Jess. Hello, Harry.

HR and I would like you to invite you to our wedding the first day of March. “As the message played Harry’s smile disappeared and pain embraced his heart.

First he lost his wife and now

He lost you.

The only thing in the world beside his daughter he loved with all his being.

Jess who saw her dad’s pain grabbed his hand.

“Also, Jess I would love if you became my bridesmaid. In the short time I know you you’ve become like my daughter. I would be honored if you said yes” Your hologram smiled lovingly and Jess eyes clouded with tears. Harry hugged his daughter, she was as heartbroken as him. Knowing that you also considered her your daughter brought happy tears to her eyes but they soon became sad at the fact that you here marrying another Harrison Wells that wasn’t her dad.

Suddenly HR spoke happily.

“I would like if you, Harry would become my best man! You know, us Harrison have stay together! Haha”

Harry’s eyes narrowed. He knew he wasn’t going to like him.

“no way. I won’t become his “best man”!”

Jess eyes keep looking at you happy figure. She was happy for you, but she wanted you to be happy with them, in Earth 2.

Was that to selfish?

“So we would be very happy to see you soon on Earth 1! The team and I have missed you tremendously. Lots of love and kisses” You send their way kisses as HR imitated your gesture.

The two of you looked at each other before saying:

“Yours truly

HR Wells “he said “and (Y/N) (L/N)-Wells.” You said and the hologram shut down

Jess and Harry looked at the ground, sad.

They felt that you were marrying the wrong Harrison Wells.

“We shouldn’t go.” Harry said. Jess turned toward her father.

“No way!  We should totally go!” Jess said

“I can’t see her with-with that imposter!”

“Then we should show her who the better Harrison is! He lied to them once, he must have other secrets! We could break the up!” Jess planed.

“I don’t want to hurt her, Jess. I love her, and if she chose him I’ll support her, even if it kills me inside.”

“Dad…” Jess mumbled as Harry went to search for his bag.

Her dad maybe didn’t want to break you up, but she will sure try to do it.

/////*\\\\

“They’re here!” Cisco said.

“(y/N)! Barry! Guys!” Jess yelled before hugging you, pushing HR away of you.

“Jess, I missed you!” she smiled before going to Barry and the rest.

“Harry!” You hugged him. Harry hugged you tightly, his face leaned on your head.

“I missed you, (y/n). So much.”

“I think you know each other already” You said gesturing to HR, who came to you and stick his hand out to Harry to shake. They shook hands but it was tense and if looks would kill there won’t be any Harrison Wells, anymore.

“Nice to see you again” Harry said so icily that Captain Cold would be proud.

“Likewise” HR ‘s smile was tense and his eyes glared at Harry.

The two of them were aware that Harry has got feelings for you, and the two of them felt threatened and jealous of one another.

///*\\\

“So tell me, you’ve got a dress already?” Jess asked you. The girls were having a sleepover at your place. HR was with the guys in the lab, working in something he didn’t want to tell you, he said it was a “surprise”.

“I don’t. I-”

 Iris interrupted you

“She wanted to wait for you to go choose our dresses. So now that you are here… Tomorrow we go in a perfect bride dress search!”

“YEAH” All the girls said.

///*\\\\

You decided to let the girls pick one dress for you.

Bad idea, (y/n)

“What do you think of this one?” You said as you came out of the changingroom with a puffy dress with puffy sleeves.

Caitlin and Iris frowned. They thought it would look better on you, but no.

“...no, then?” You said looking at their horryfied faces.

They shook their heads no.

“Try another!” They pushed you toward the changing room.

A few minutes later you came out in a trumpet styled dress with   Rhinestones on the hip.

“How about this one?”

“I like this one!” Caitlin said. This one was totally the one she picked out for you.

Iris frowned.

“I don’t like it.”

“It’s because it isn’t your choice” Caitlin said

“Try mine!” Jess now pushed you towards the changing room.

10 min after you got out of there with a mermaid style dress with embroided diamonds and that suited your body perfectly. A long veil with a simple tiara adorned your head.

The girls’ breath stopped.

“If you weren’t my engaged best friend I  would marry you right now” Caitlin said, flabergasted.

“I would totally marry you too” Iris said. 

“I know for a fact, that my dad’s mouth will fall to the ground whe he sees you. He already drools for you dressed casually.” Jess said High-fiving herself in her head for chosing this one for you.

“Jess, don’t say silly things.” You smiled at her, thinking that she was just kidding.

“Girls, I think i got my dress!!” You said happily, all of the girls cheered and hugged you. All of you ignorant to Jess plan and a shadow that had been following you at high speed.

////*\\\\

The next time all of you had dinner together… let’s say it was awkward.

Part 2 of Jess plan in action!

AKA Make her dad jealous.

“Have you seen them, dad? She looks so happy with him. Imagine how could have it endend if you wooed her before and she came with us to earth 2.”

“....” Harry’s eyes were following you, as you kissed HR, as you hugged HR, as HR gave you of his food and whispered dirty things in your ear, making you blush.

Those should have been HIS dirty things.

Jess saw her dad’s anger leavel increasing and smirked.

“I wonder if they will have children...” Jess whispered looking at her dad.” I know if you had married her, I’ll be having a little sis/bro by now.”

“...”Harry’s eyes narrowed more as HR licked a bit of your food out of your cheek.

“They will make love to one another and then the fruit of their love will result in a bundle of joy that will look like her and you, because HR and you look the same. But it won’t be yours, he/she will call you uncle Harry, and you’ll look at their family wishing you would have confessed your undiying feelings for her.”

But the icing on the cake came when HR asked Harry a question.

And Harry like a good jealous douche answered insulting HR.

“I don’t know why you chose a man that dresses like that, (y/n)” Harry said, looking at HR’s choice of clothing.”You could do much better.”

“You say that because you don’t have any fashion sense whatsoever!” HR smirked looking at Harry’s clothes.

“At least I’m a genius scientific. What are you exactly?”

HR growled.

“Oh, right. You are an average copy of me.” Harry smirked.

“You little-“

“STOP THE TWO OF YOU!” You hit the table and everyone looks at you.” Harry, a word please.”

Harry got up from his chair and followed you. Once you were far enough for the team not to eavesdrop, you sighed.

“What’s gotten into you?! You’ve been acting like a jackass! Far more than usual. It’s as if you’re-“You looked at Harry, eyes wide. Harry looked down.

“Jealous…” you whispered.

“…” Silence filled the room as the two of you looked at each other, daring at each other to say something.

“…What if I am?” Harry whispered

“Harry, what-“

“WHAT IF I AM SO F*CKING JEALOUS OF YOU MARRYING THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING COPY OF ME WHEN I’VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU SINCE I KNEW YOU! WHAT IF I’M JEALOUS OF SEEING YOU KISS HIM, HUG HIM WHEN THOSE SHOULD BE MINE! WHAT IF I’M F*CKING JEALOUS THAT WE CAN’T BE A FAMILY! THAT YOU WILL GO WITH HIM TO EARTH 19 WHEN YOU REJECTED GOING TO EARTH 2 WITH ME AND JESS! WHAT IF I’M JEALOUS HE GETS MAKE LOVE TO YOU AND I CAN’T! What if I’m jealous that he has taken you away from me?” Harry’s voice turned in a whisper.

You where flabbergasted.

What are you going to say,(y/n)?

To be continued…

(What will your answer be?)

* 1) Run away.

*2) Kiss him.

*3) Say that you love HR and that he lost you the moment he leaved to go back to Earth 2.

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[saferforeveryone]

Mermaid!Bucky au - “That’s starting to get annoying”

“Who do we need to show us the way?”

“The map!”

“That’s right! Say ‘map’.”

“Map!”

“Say ‘map’!”

“Map! Map!”

“That’s starting to get annoying.” Steve mutters quietly to himself as Bucky and Talise join in with yet another episode of Dora the Explorer: Underwater. Considering his little cousin doesn’t speak much English yet, finding the Merspeak version online had been a godsend... two hours ago.

“Live with it, pal. There’s not a lotta kids stuff she can understand up here, let alone bilingual shit.” Bucky shrugs, not bothering to watch his words because it’s not like Talise is following. “It’s only for a couple days.”

“Is it, though?” Far from wanting to get rid of the kid - although he’s not sure how they’re going to handle having a five year old running around their tiny apartment much longer - Steve is worried about what the effect on her is likely to be if the time stretches on without an end in sight. 

Talise had been visiting some of Bucky’s extended family for the summer, came up from Atlantis with an older sibling who’d been supposed to come back and collect her at the end of the break... until the travel ban which had left the kid stranded in New York, too small to head home alone and no visas being granted for anyone to come and get her. Any shifters who wanted to stay dirtside were too afraid of not getting back home to step up, and so Bucky volunteered to spend his break babysitting the kid until a solution was found. 

It’s strange to look at them together, Steve thinks, because they look so alike and so different. Talise has the blue eyes and sharp cheekbones so characteristic of Bucky’s family... except her pupils are cat-eye slits and her eyes glow silver in the dark. She’s always lived underwater, so her skin keeps a shiny grey tint even on land, and she still finds the gravity up here fascinating enough to keep jumping off things and giving Steve a heart attack. 

It’s nice to have her around the place really, Bucky’s apparently great with kids and it makes Steve fall in love with him a little bit more every day, but it can’t last forever. 

“Becky’s got a friend who’s moving down to Atlantis to study, she should be able to chaperone Tally back at the end of break.” The kid looks over curiously - the light catching the green-purple oil tint in her black hair - and Bucky explains something in mer until she goes back to Dora, satisfied.

“And what if she decides not to go?” Steve knows they don’t have any answers, but not being able to do anything eats him up. Bucky shakes his head tiredly, out of platitudes. “I’ll do some research. There’s gotta be some kinda loophole for kids, right?”

They both know there isn’t, they’ve both seen the news, but trying and failing is better than not trying at all. 

“Thanks, babe.” Bucky pulls a smile from somewhere and Steve leans over to kiss him. 

Talise makes a gagging sound and they break apart, Bucky poking her and no doubt talking smack until she giggles.

Looks like they have a live-in cockblock for a while. As Steve watches the pair of them engage in a tickle fight which sends Bucky rolling off the couch and Tally leaping after him, he figures he can live with that. 

#stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #stevebucky #mermaid au #inbox fic #prompt fic #Anonymous