#MY WIFR MY WIFE MY WIFE

[mack-anthology-mp3]

dashboard simulator

mutual 1 : *picture of neil young with like seven pixels in it* oughh i can't even say she should have been at the club cos so much of her personality was not wanting to be at the club. she should have been at the farm

mutual 2 : *heartbreaking good omens meta* lol love these guys *ms paint gore meme* my baby angel <3 *gif set of The Kiss* they're so cute

mutual 3 : hey does anyone listen to throbbing grobbing nine inch ninch skinny pinny.

mutual 4 : *picture of gerard way's legs taken from very far away* WIFE she's co cute i need her

mutual 5 : *ask box flirting with mutual 4*

mutual 6 : lol here's some art i did in class today *stunningly realistic portrait drawn on the corner of a math test* *17 notes*

mutual 7 : *picture of bloody ribcage* she's like an angel. to me

mutual 2 : *twenty reblogs of good omens fanart in like four minutes*

mutual 8 : AHHHHH i can't beLEIVE i have to go talk to my professor AGAIN i just want to do my thesis on how this one french canadian folksong is actually highly representative of early 20th century morality struggles 😭😭😭 but NOOO apparently i need EVIDNECE TO BACK THAT UP

mutual 9 : haha guys is it normal to have like. random pain in all your joints. everyone has that right haha. *mutual 5 & like three other people shouting at them to see a doctor in the reblogs*

mutual 6 : oh yeah i wrote this poem ^-^ *most heartbreaking beautiful thing you've ever read.* *9 notes*

mutual 10 : rpf is moral & everyone should do it. anyways *picture of bob dylan* estrogen would have saved her

mutual 11 : david tennant tboy swag *12k notes*

mutual 4 : GERARDDDDDDDD

mutual 12 : * bunch of reblog of depeche mode pictures* oh yeah i remember seeing that concert in '87. love dave gahan <33

mutual 13 : *screenshot of david tennant* i thikn i hauve. covid

mutual 14 : *highly specific post* oh yeah reminds me of when i was an extra in an indie horror film my friend was making that was fun

mutual 4 : i miss my wifr gerard

mutual 7 : *saw bathroom scene gifset* *carrie covered in blood gifset* i nEED THISSSSS. want to be SOaKed in bLOOD. someone stab me i mean kiss me

mutual 1 : do you think csny ever had synced periods

mutual 4 : where are you gerard :(

mutual 15 : hey has anyone ever heard this song?? it's so good one of my favourites atm *link to a live bootleg of an unrelased song by a goth band no one else has heard of*

mutual 4 : gerar.d way

#anyways #some of these are real posts but disclaimer these are not aimed at anyone in paticular #dashboard simulator #yes my dash does look like this sometimes lol i love it

[evilkaeya]

DBSHSHSKSJSKSJSJSBS NAVIA DRIP MARKETING INSJSHSJSJSISJSJS MY WIDJEJDBIFBEJDJDJDJ MY WIFE MT WIFR R

#IMS OSKSJDKSJSJS #MY GIRL MY GIRKRKKRKE #I LOVE HER SMDNSJSJJ #HNGNGNRKDJJRR #MY BELOVED #NAVIA #sai plays genshin

[vhstape]

i looooooooooove m,y wife so myuch omfdg literally the wife of my life beatufyl wonderful prettiest gi4rl of all time i love my wife i love my wife i love my wifr i love myu wife

#personal

[upwards-descent]

Uh oh my drunk brain is thinkng of bigender Cai all because i love the idea of Gale calling him his wife and also because I decided on Orlando Bloom for his voice claim so that's extra fun to call a huge beefy guy with that voice your wifr

#drunk text #high text #cairros elrûn #he/she/they cai is to based tho

[menshusband]

It might not look like it but I think about making Grell happy every day

My wifr............ My wife..........

#💋 | grell

[person4924]

MY WIFE IS BACK MY WIFR IS VACKKKK EMILY IS VACKKKKKK EM IS BACKKKK

#can u tell i’m excited #BUT DEREK LEFTTTT #IM DESD

[chokkito]

AT LAST. I’ve finished your wife’s edit!! it made me want to flop over a few times but /lh

WIFW WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE SPOTTED WIFE UEEEUEUEEEUEEEE O LOVE HIM I LOVE JIM MY WIFR PLEWSE SIR ONE CHANCE PLEASE PLEQSWEEE AUGHHHHH

#🤡 rambles #sam :]

[heartofaspen]

OMGGMG SMY WIFRE MY WIFE MY WIFE MY WIFE

#talkin #sorry. completely and utterly irrelevantly i have a markplier video to watvh

[medkiss]

MY WIFE MY WIFE MY WIFR MY WIFE

#HI SWEETIE :] #run liveblog.exe

[riptmntbf]

i feel like death

#my wifr #i miss my wife

[dradkssjko]

I AM GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT THAT FRAME FOR EVER AND EVER

#MY FUCKING WIFR #WIFE #UGH #GAY ON MAIN #HE JUST. HE.IM. AUUUIIUIONB #ugh #UGHH #OK WELL MAYBE I SHOULD POST THAT EDIT I MADE #i just need to find out.... how

[abybweisse]

i think reapers don't age but their hair can grow ? i mean they're not getting older , only their hair got longer

I believe there is evidence they get older, too, not just grow their hair. However, they age at a much slower pace than humans, since nothing is human about them anymore, except for their souls... and possibly snippets of their cinematic records... according to my theory, in which they are human souls reborn in “reaper bodies”, as a form of punishment with a chance of “salvation” or “redemption”.

Let’s do some comparisons for Othello and Undertaker, shall we?

They were “recruited” at the same time by the reaper organization and given registration numbers (and then trained together), and I believe that means they were growing up as “people” in the “afterlife” destined to become “reapers” because they had previously killed themselves. Not everyone in the “reaper realm” technically has to be a “reaper”. I really should update my theory to explain that: It’s not really the “reaper realm”; it’s the “afterlife” — a place where you are reborn/reincarnated after death in the human realm — and the reaper organization is just one of many potential “employers” there. You get “recruited” by the reaper organization, once you are deemed old enough, if your death in the human realm had been by suicide. Different organizations probably exist there (in the “afterlife”) to handle the “salvation” or “redemption” of people who are being given the chance to “right” some other “wrong” from their past lives as humans. They age very slowly... essentially because they are being given a very long punishment... and it might be expected that it takes them a long time to “right” their “wrongs”. Not everyone in this “afterlife” necessarily has “reaper eyes”, so this feature might mark them as “reapers” there, too.

“Undertaker” went by “136649” instead of his given name (I strongly suspect that’s Cedric K. Ros—, which I think is a reference to Cedric of Rotherwood, the father of Wifred of Ivanhoe, in Sir Walter Scott’s Ivanhoe), while Othello continued to go by “Othello” (and I have a feeling his backstory is based on the murder-suicide of that character from the Shakespearean play of the same name. That Othello was tricked into believing his new wife was cheating on him, because of false evidence, so he strangled her to death and then committed suicide by stabbing himself in the chest. This would help explain why our Othello ended up interested in/suited to working in the forensics lab... and it might also help explain why Undertaker is insulted by Othello, of all people, calling him crazy... if our Othello had also committed a murder-suicide....)

Anyway... *cough*... they do seem to have matured somewhat since they were recruited by the reaper organization; I don’t think it’s just their hair growing (or them gaining knowledge/experience) over time:

“Undertaker” seems to have aged ever so slightly since he was recruited by the reaper organization and chose to go by “136649”. Also, it seems he decided to never cut his hair? Because his hair is already getting really long back when he and Othello were still working together. (I’m also somewhat partial to the theory that long hair on a reaper is indicative of their power. And Grelle is decidedly a strong reaper....) Reapers might be able to change their hair length at will, anyway; not just cutting it short but also quickly growing it out again.

If you were to lengthen the hair on Othello in the picture on the cover of ch149 (all of the pics in this post are from ch149, BTW), he would still look slightly younger in the face than he looks now. I think so, anyway. As I said above, “136649” already has long hair by then.

I’m not entirely sure, of course. It’s only a theory... one of a few that could possibly explain their origins.

Another version of my theory I’ve been tinkering with: they are reborn — with their old souls — in the “afterlife” and grow up to their late teens or maybe twenty, then the reaper organization “recruits” them. And part of this recruitment includes an arrestment to their aging process. In other words, they stop aging soon after they officially become “reapers”. 🤔

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #reapers #grim reapers #reaper organization #reaper realm #reaper abilities #reaper eyes #theories #undertaker #136649 #cedric k ros #cedric of rotherwood #othello #punishment #salvation #recruiting #redemption #aging #anon asks #i answer #answered asks #sorry i took so long #took a long time to answer #apr 4 2020

[grocerystore-gf]

hey

1. First impression: popular crackhead in the desi tumblr peeps

2. Truth is: chaotic evil wife who shares half a braincell w me uwu

3. How old do you look: well I know how old you are and even if if i diront idve guessed 15

4. Have you ever made me laugh: yESS PFFFT

5. Have you ever made me mad: um no;) YES YESTERDAY UKNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT HEHSHSHJEKEK

6. Best feature: your unflinching allegiance to Mr Astley , spamming abilities , your political!!!!opinions!!! , also how you’re so chill and inclusive

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: um platonic? DUH YOURE ME WIFR?

8. You’re my: platonic wife uwu ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

#asks #pista

[angerbuilt]

softbrawn​:

(   sms   -   del   )   i lovyou so much (   sms   -   del   )   did yu jnow yhat? i koveyiu my wifre (   sms   -   del   )   youre my wife!!!!!

( sms ) i love you too, baby ( sms ) i am your wife ( sms ) and you’re my husband ( sms ) i love you

#softbrawn #VERSE › descendants.

[incomprehensiblelentils]

Hi tumbllrrr i'n drunkv on 1? 1/-2 deiknls ( deukks drinkhass) and o lpve my wofe. I love my wifr. AIDR. WIFEE.

[bathtimeboy]

Tyler coming in to see his best friend fucking his wifr😶

I posted too soon I just saw this

I would love to see Josh fuck my wife