#MY HUSBAND IS REAL YALL

[yeyayeya]

HE’S REAL

#FALLEN RISEN KING CHROM #ITS A THING #MY HUSBAND IS REAL YALL #LETS FUCKING GO #wasting my orbs once again and crossing my fingers that I get him #pretty sure this is the same artist as Fallen!Ike #also holy shit his art is gorgeous #risen king Chrom my beloved #yeyarants #feh #fire emblem #FE #fire emblem heroes #chrom #chrom fire emblem #fire emblem chrom #fe awakening #also poor anankos fans hoping he would be a mythic but is instead a fallen unit #another byleth alt tho #really #also Maria is such a weird pick but ok #Chrom looks different from his cipher art but it’s ok #this is what I wanted of the fallen banner after they did Ike #i am satisfied

[felsicveins]

His heart belongs to another

And no other heart will do

#no other heart by mac demarco : D #I drew this a couple of days ago because i was feeling crazy and i just love the idea that #these two should be great together!! they should!!! but #theyre not together #theres just . theyre missing something #and thats okay!!! its not meant to be #and theyre friendship is very valuble to both of them!! #their* fuck my baka keyboard #trolls #yall are gonna be mad about this one i feel it ... #i think we all know who jds gonna end up with now right ... #i just gotta .. draw them more 💀 #i actully have the perfect ruveal i just have to finish painting it #urrgg i HATE painting #trolls oc #trolls oc cory #trolls movie #trolls john dory #trolls jd #john dory #jd ex husband #oh uhh i imagine this feels like a new years thing. or something #something that happened like right after they reconnected #before floyd and cory started going out #on god one day im gonna put all my tags lore into a post #i just shy 😔 who wants to read all this in a caption #not me brother!! I'm not reblogging that shit!!! #and im not finishing this cause i dont wanna give false hope 😘 #although jd dating sim ... is pretty real #i would love to do endings with all his exs

[bruciemilf]

Sal Maroni: breaths

Battinson:

#actual leaked footage real not clickbait!!!! #wheres my fics of bruce ruthlessly beating the shit out of this man?? #do it for your fucked up husband bruce!!!!!! #dick age 10 after his soft emo dad who cries when he steps on spiders brutally assaulted an ancient citizen: #KICK #bruce wayne #battinson #dc #dc comics #harvey dent #hes coming yall!!!!! #sal maroni #the batman #memes #could be read as #bruharvey #twobats

[sassyandclassy94]

The Boys in the Boat fandom is not ready for my Don fic🤩 you’re not. I’m tellin ya right now, you. Are. Not.

It’s a LIIIIIIITTLE longer than I originally planned on, 6,000+ words and counting BUT, my hopes are that y’all will love it regardless of how long it is! It’s basically romance with a little bit of angst if you squint your peepers real tight but agh!! I’m so excited about it!! I’m even thinking about making it a lil series😏 a series of Don oneshots y’know? His first date, cute little random dates in between, their deep little talks, his proposal, his wedding, you name it! All snuggled into a little series of oneshots🤗

And for the Bobby fans: you’re gonna love it too!! (I hope!!) It BEGINS with Bobby, it has a little mention of Bobby in the middle, and then it ENDS with Bobby. Why? Because it wouldn’t be a TBitB fanfic without our very own favorite lil coxswain😉 Plus I’m a people pleaser and try to keep everyone happy, eheh! Buuuut we won’t talk about that right now

Oh yeah, and I am *very* close to being done with it. Like, as in, should be posed by tomorrow night kinda close😏

#no but you aren’t READY. #and after yall read it I would LOVE to hear your input/feedback on Kate🥰 #I’ve gotten attached to her; I hope you will too because her tiny self is PERFECT FOR OUR TALL TINY UNDERWEIGHT BIG-BONED 6’2’’ STROKE SEAT😍 #the boys in the boat #Don Hume #Jack Mulhern #these are a few of my favorite things #my fics #real Don did not know how to be a husband but we will change that for movie!Don AMIRIGHT?! #Movie!Don deserves ALL the happiness!!! he deserves a kind and patient gracious girl who knows how to read his moods and meet his needs

[cryptiidclown]

more doodles. the duos drawn were requests from friends.

BONUS: me and my wife and girlfriend winona

#dont starve together #dst #wendy dst #webber dst #wes dst #wigfrid dst #yall GOTTA find a more creative name for those two. wesfrid sounds quite silly. #wilson dst #maxwell dst #wickerbottom dst #woodie dst #walter dst #winona dst #winona. my wife. #i am her husband and boyfriend real #my dad works at klei he says so #ds walani #walani needs to be put in together to be honest. we need a seafairing specialist. #willow is here too i guess.

[crashdcwn]

ℐ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝓌𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓈𝑜𝒻𝓉 𝑒𝓅𝒾𝓁𝑜𝑔𝓊𝑒, 𝓂𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒. 𝒲𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝑒’𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝒻𝒻𝑒𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝑒𝓃𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽.

#malex #malex monday #roswell new mexico #rnm #michael guerin #alex manes #GOD #i love them #HUSBANDS #i love them sm ur honor #LOOK AT THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENTTT #a real life queer marriage on tv #sniff :') #we gotta have faith yall #This is for Faith #we love faith #sm #this was faiths idea lets be real #my girl faith has good ideas #thats why she works for me for free #LMAO #<3 #my edits

[minhosimthings]

Heeseung: Hey Jake can you help me with my new year's resolution?

Jake: of course! What is it?

Heeseung: Well there's this guy I wanted to ask out on a date.

Jake: oh well how can I help with that?

Heeseung: say yes.

#enhypen #jake #heeseung #heejake #enha fluff #enha incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #enha quotes #yall know heeseung would do this in real life #and jake would be such a blushing puppy #AHH MY HEEJAKE #I LOVE THEM #ramyeonz #they're my husbands #MY BABIES #bye bye now

[surodameconfess]

huge spoilers but WHERE is the defense for taku from the 'pathetic middle aged man who makes bad decisions' squad?? he had to make difficult choices with the intention of helping a child abuse victim. yeah he went about it the wrong way several times, but towa DID break down when he found out the truth about his past - he nearly killed himself it was so hard for him to process. taku was completely under the thumb of the takasato-gumi for his whole adult life and he still works to lessen the harm they cause every day in spite of being one of their chess pieces. he watched towa go through unimaginable horror in euphoria, and devoted years to protecting him. was he supposed not to be terrified of asakura showing up and making the same incisions on towa's back that he made years ago? the same wounds that taku previously sewed? he's traumatized! he's had no personal agency since he was 18! he was the only person who cared about towa's wellbeing for years! you don't have to like or agree with the mail burning/tracker tagging/attempted murder because towa got THAT close to falling back into the same hands that broke him, but he just didn't want towa to suffer that fate again. i just feel like i see so many unsympathetic responses to him and it makes me sad. he's complex and imperfect, but so is the whole rest of the game. it's strange to me that i see more anger directed towards taku than madarame or eiji (disclaimer i love them all) when they kept secrets from towa too, and with much less of a noble cause. i don't need people to LIKE taku i just wish more people would try to understand how horrible a position he was and is forced into, and how hard he works to keep towa safe.

ill let the post speak for itself this time. anon you did a v good job explaining taku's character tho ngl

#ok ima be real with yall i didnt love or hate taku when i was playing SD #i just kinda thought he was funny walter white man lol !!! during my playthrough i was vv neutral on him otherwise #my sights were set on other ppl (fujieda my husband) so i just kinda left the taku stannies alone lol #not my type but i respect u if u do enjoy him #slow damage #surodame #sd #nitro+chiral #n+c #confession #taku #nitrochiral #nitro chiral

[lunearobservatory]

You know what? I'm gonna say it. I'm vouching for Montana to join the huge honkers club.

#look. #he's the 4th biggest state with rly high elevation and a lot of. erm. Land Mass. iykwim. #I'm obsessed with the homophobic homosexual slur sayers group chat lately. by that i mean wyoming idaho montana #TO ME THEY ARE FRIENDS. #hunting. fishing bros. they r huge DUMB farm dogs who beat tf out of each other playfully like they'll throw down. wrestle in the dirt #montana wins 👎👎👎👎👎 usually. unless its 2v1 #oregon meanwhile a little further west like. Exhausted by this. his husband and his homophobic jock friends. they will not stop fighting. #they are in public. if he takes them to yhe shore they will try to drown each other. wyoming almost full ass dies #OMFG WAIT NAW FR I MET??? SOMEONE FROM WYOMING TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. #YALL ARE REAL???? YALL ARE REAL!!!!! #they were..... wearing a FANTASTIC amount of minions merchandise. which to me only confirms that wyoming is in a time bubble #causing it to perpetually exist 10 years in the past #i fully said omg never met someone from wyoming before!!!!! and they said lmfao well there isnt rly that many to meet tbh. like. #YAS. rocking that least populated state title #to me that means he has SEVERE empty head syndrome. dissociative disorder 🫵 maladaptive daydreaming 🫵 im projecting. #its not a problem for him tho he's got a huge ass fantasy world he's been cultivating in his head since the 1800s. this bitch loves books. #and when i say bitch i mean BITCH. victoria my dear beloved darling made a post about it but WOW. he is a CUNT. #the west is full of mean girls !!!! #disgusting of them #lune talks #lune talks even more in the tags 😐 #i cant keep DOING THIS. #wttt #wttsh #ben brainard #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #REMINDER THIS POST WAS ORIGINALLY ABOUT MONTANA'S HUGE FUCKING TITS. REMEMBER THAT REMEMBER. OKAY? GOOD #wttt montana #i hereby deem alaska mass montana texas. the huge knockers club.

[smallest-moon]

BLESS THE HYDRO ARCHON!! THE MAN IS HOME!

I honestly had no hopes of getting him, I just said to myself "This is the last wish I spend. If I don't pull him, I'm saving for my other man."

AND WHADDYA KNOW MMM?? Threatning works everyone.

Now I gotta work extra hard for primos to get my beloved, my one and only Wriothesley ♡ Good luck to everyone, god speeeeeed ♡

#genshin impact #neuvillette #my mans didnt wanna be separated from his future husband and i get it i do #now i gotta cry my heart out and work for wriothesley #please pray that i win 50/50 and he comes at early pite pretty please #i will be praying for yall as well #i will legit cry if wriothesley does not come home #like thats probably not even a joke #im so invested in him #like even more than kaeya and zhongli so you know im being real fam

[ftcatv]

alright this was waaaaaaay out of my league but i really needed to get it out of my system (spoiler it didn't work) that particular part of the scene absolutely BROKE ME. the mere second of silence right after crowley's line - and the music swells, and, and, oh man.

#the brainrot is real #let me die in peace #i wanna grab them #and shake them #i dont KNOW #aziraphale was really really hard to draw #so are hands #and clothes #but im supposed to get out of my confort zone aka basic girls in front view #AND i'm actually kinda enjoying the process #sqpdqs the pain THE PAIN yall #good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #good omen season 2 #ftcat ftcating

[certainsaturn]

#THIGH #yooo man look at his legs omg #gsgsjejdhddudjdjdk #ovulation is crazy #yall i need him like rn #i want to ride those thighs....what #he has a scar there #i dig it #husband #boyfriend #aurel #aurelien tchouameni #real madrid #he really loves doing rabona(s) #my goat #suka!

[bitchkay]

I need to start going to sleep at night why Tino just told me good morning💀

#its 5am and i aint sleep yet send help #and maybe a melatonin-- #i was listening to music for a while but since i literally just been laying in bed wake #i literally just idly went on my phone and opened court of darkness like oop--👁👁 #yall if only Tino was in my bed rn #i think he could help me sleep #ya Rosie(stuffed unicorn) is a good cuddle buddy but i want my husband🙄 #Tino could so cuddle me to sleep yall #Lynt can vouch for that #but on some real shit tho i wish i could irl cuddle w/ Tino #he looks so idk cuddly? #i bet his hugs are really warm and protective #i want that #imma try and sleep now yall #i made myself sad thinking about Tino cuddles and how hes not fucking real so imma knock out #court of darkness #tino maes #valentino maes #kay just saying shit

[sweetest-florida-blue-peach]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THE DR. STONE ANIME?!?!?

NOW I'VE GOT MORE MORONS TO ADD TO MY SIMP LIST.

THANKS A LOT Y'ALL.

#anime is ruining my life #i've added like five more husbands to the list #honestly yall this is getting out of hand #WHY DO THEY MAKE THEM SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE #THE SMIRKS THE EYEROLLS THE SARCASM I STAND NO CHANCE #imma be real tho senkuu looks like bakugou and deku's love child #dr stone

[gremnda]

doodles i made of me and my platonic husband, compiled together

#gremnda art #yall i have no idea how i landed that man #the sweetest bitch to walk on this earth #i'm gonna learn spanish because of him #he also doesn't have tumblr and my reach on this site is literally 5 people so #here you go #my sickly sweet rambles #love is real everyone and it comes in forms of spanish platonic husband who is a sun wukong kinnie

[estinien666]

i really need to get this off my fucking chest

it’s been hard to keep my anger in check but holy fuck it’s so much harder to be nice when your trust in your supposed “best friend” gets fucking destroyed 

like lmao thanks for throwing me out like fucking trash when i was at my lowest, drunk, depressed and alone while my husband was in a whole other state, A DIFFERENT COAST I MIGHT ADD!

stop reaching out to me and trying to talk to me lmao go fuck yourself

#literally about to have a stroke bc my anger is getting so bad #this has been a certified vent post #i legit have no one to talk to and i hate bugging my husband with this type of stuff so lmao this was my last option #like DAYUM jessica amixa yall the real mvps #yall have been so supportive and i'm thankful for it