#Local Butchers

[beckandbulow]

The Bison Chuck Roast

This isn’t just another cut of meat. It’s the heart of the bison, where flavor, tenderness, and nutrition collide. A piece so versatile, it’s like the Swiss Army knife of your kitchen. Slow-cook it, smoke it, braise it — the Bison Chuck Roast transforms every recipe into a masterpiece.

Here’s why it’s a cut above:

Rich Flavor: Thanks to the perfect marbling, each bite is a burst of deep, complex flavors.

Tender Beyond Belief: Slow cook this beauty and it falls apart with a fork. No knife necessary.

Nutrient-Dense: Loaded with protein, iron, and essential vitamins without the guilt of high fat.

And here’s the kicker: It’s not just about eating healthier; it’s about transforming your meals into experiences. Impress your guests, treat your family, or just elevate your own dinner game.

#Bison Chuck Roast #Bison Meat #buffalo meat #butcher shop #local butchers

[kedreeva]

On one side of me is an elderly couple I never see, and to the other side down the road is a little 4-spot apartment complex we call The 4plex. It's very small- I've only been in one of them, but it was basically a 1-bedroom apartment. I have only met a couple of the tenants, ever, since I mind my own business and they mind theirs. A long while back, there was a couple there that used to have screaming matches in the middle of the night (11pm-1am usually). They disappeared shortly after I stormed the castle at 4am because someone was blasting her horn trying to get the tenant to come fight her. at 4am on a workday.

I have also never met the person who actually owns the 4plex. Today I heard a bunch of commotion over there, construction sounds or at least lots of sawing, and big machinery, so I took Bug out to go see what we could see. We found a bunch of trucks trimming and cutting down trees. Not bad, the pines over there cause me problems if a bird gets out. So I turn and go to get the mail before heading back in.

I'm about halfway across my property when I hear someone calling me. not by name, so I turn to see Some Guy bolting across my orchard to catch up to me. I stop, and he comes up slower and introduces himself as the owner of the 4plex, and explains that he's cleaning up the property, the trees and removing the old sheds no one uses, and getting ready to sell it. I introduced myself, and as if we are in a grocery store checkout line, he begins to tell me a bunch of information while I nod along, and when I notice Bug is under his feet, I ask him to hold still, and point her out. He had not noticed her at all.

I scooped her up and introduced her, and let him hold her. He took a few pictures and I said, she's a baby peacock. That's when something clicked and he went from kind of tired and polite to excited and happy. He took more pictures. I offered to let him come see the other birds, so he came back and pet Stan, and fed Indie some peanuts out of his hand. I gave him the peafowl eggs I found in the pens we visited, and a dozen quail eggs from the quail, and sent him on his way, assuming I would likely never see him again.

just now I was out in Indie's pen, lying in the grass with Bug, watching the puffy white clouds inch across the clear blue sky, and listening to a little finch sing his heart out on a mulberry branch above me. Indie was preening nearby. Absolute peace.

Someone starts shouting my name from my driveway. It's Some Guy 4plex owner. He has returned. I call that I'm out in the pens, without getting up at all. He comes out and he's got a bag with him and he tells me I had got him an eggcellent breakfast, and really made his day (his week, his month), so he'd brought me a steak for dinner, and some corn. He sets down the bag and crouches to say hello to Bug again, and then tells me he showed his pictures to his sister in Texas and she didn't know what baby peafowl look like, either. Then said he's off to pay the tree removal folks, and disappeared again.

This is like the third interaction with neighbors I've had this month, after not talking to them for 10 years. I don't know what is going on.

#stories about ked's life #there's zero chance I cook this steak without Bug throwing a fit #also it's a NICE steak too from our local butcher #I assume the corn is too #it was very sweet of him to come back #he told me several times that I lead a strange life out here #and on the one hand I feel you buddy #and on the other you do not know the half of it

[natjennie]

the fact that pat worked at a bank is so sad to me like im sure bankers are lovely but. what do you mean that man isnt a full time scoutmaster?? a stay at home dad and a pta volunteer and a football coach?? that's what he's meant for. not being a bank teller.

#what do you mean he doesnt work at a childrens library #he helps out at food banks and shelters and donates blood and listens to the local radio #hes not a banker! #bbc ghosts #i love you pat butcher #i want to be him so bad

[ask-eden]

The mew practically flings their drink across the room in their excitement, the spots floating on their body barely having time to properly catch up to them as they instantly get closer to Grace Etoile begins circling her in excitement, looking her up and down in amazement Etoile: I Never would have guessed that mortals could manage to find a way to produce LIFE!! Outside of standard reproduction anyways!! This is so amazing to see! TO WITNESS IN THE FLESH! The mew stops circling Grace and attempts to compose themselves to be more behaved, but you could barely tell from the amount of excited fidgeting they were doing. The tip of the mews tail flicking back and forth at a rapid pace Etoile: Apologies for getting to close! BUT I am just SO AMAZED BY YOU! Just.. JUST LOOK AT YOU! A ARTIFICAL POKEMON.... I never would have thought of something like you! YET HERE YOU ARE!

Etoile: And what was that thing you mentioned?? Mew.. TWO?? Have your universe's mortals created something akin to my own KIND?? HOW?? THAT'S JUST.. SO FASCINATING!! Etoile: OH I wonder if mortals in my own universe have mastered this as well??? Or maybe your universe is just more advanced than mine own! Just.. WOW! The mew gazes once again at Grace, eyes full of excitement and almost.. pride? As if they were proud of Grace for merely standing before them. Etoile smooths down their fur slightly, as it had gotten slightly fluffed up during their excitement. Flashing Grace a slightly embarrassed glance Etoile: I apologize for my outburst! You probably.. don't enjoy having a stranger yell in astonishment at you! My apologies, I've just.. never heard of or witnessed this before! And I do mean it all in the most kindest of ways of course! The mew does a small bow, as if both a mixture of a apology for their outburst and a sign of respect towards her. Etoile's ears prick up suddenly however, as if they were just now able to fully process all of what she had told them. A sudden wave of confusion washes over the mew at the final part of Grace's question Etoile: But... What do you mean... "resent you"?.. Who would resent you? Are... other legendaries not amazed by this feat??? - - - - [ @mod-bubamon ] [ Backgrounds made by @/sinnohsiblings ]

#chrono #sinsibgala #Etoile #long post #mod-bubamon #sfw #mew #pokemon ask #pokemon ask blog #local mew figures out that artificial pokemon exist and cannot fathom why anyone would be angry by it #also APOLOGIES IF I BUTCHERED GRACE... humans?? really not my strong point </3 #eye strain

[ahedderick]

Venison

Whooo, half an hour to clean the kitchen (before butchery! And will need to do it again after!) and gather all the bowls, knives, ziplock bags, etc. Two hours of basic de-boning, trimming off the fat and thicker membranes, then removing the muscle from the leg bones. I have three legs deboned and the meat stored in the fridge; now I need a BREAK. Once I get it all prepped, then tomorrow morning I can start chopping (much, but not all, of it) and can or freeze. Two rump roasts and all the loin are already portioned out and in the freezer. Progress.

Thank you, 80s pop playlist. Thank you Culture Club, Cyndi, Ms. Lennox, Mr. Joel. We're gonna make it through this, I swear.

(One day I would really love to butcher a wild hog. They are very rare around here, though; you'd have to work hard to hunt one.)

#farmblr #farm living #hunting #deer hunting #butcher #home made #diy #solarpunk #eat local #venison

[halffizzbin]

The more times I re-watch Lost the madder I get that ANYONE still wants to leave the island once they discover there are showers and processed foods. What more do you even need? Smartphone-induced insomnia?? Office jobs????? Robocalls??? Vacuuming???? INCOME TAX????????

#I am specifically referring to the characters without any family or decent relationships back home lol #but like #I have parents and a sister and nephews and a cat #and I'd still be like. Not in a massive hurry #sure if you're not a main character there's like a 1% chance you get offed by an Other or Smoky or dynamite but is it worth it? Maybe! #and I would be forced to redirect my stimulation-junkie ADHD brain away from stupid shit and just obsess over learning new skills lol #teach me how to butcher a boar or something I'll get SO good at it just WATCH me #it will be all I care about for weeks until I find the next thing like throwing knives or tying knots or hand-to-hand combat #I won't have to grind my teeth over not being able to contribute to my Roth IRA EVER AGAIN #Do you even KNOW how many cool spiders they have in tropical locales? #My skin and my curls look SO good in humidity #JACOB #I WANNA GO #DO YOU HEAR ME JACOB???? #Lost

[patcaps]

everything reminds me of her……

#found in a local antique centre lmao #bbc ghosts #pat butcher #quill to paper #personal

[attackfish]

I need people to understand that some service dogs are small. When most people picture a service dog, it's a lab, or a german shepard, or a standard poodle, or other big dog, working as a seeing eye dog or helping somebody with mobility imparements, and a lot of service dogs do look like that.

But some service dogs, for example medical alert dogs, can be tiny. In fact some of the smaller breeds are noted for having the hyperfocus on "their" human that is essential to being a good alert dog. My seizure alert dog is a maltese. I get accused of trying to sneak my pet into places all the time, or have people insist she must really be an emotional support dog. I'm not, she's not, and she does important work in keeping me safe. Respect small service dogs.

#posts i created #disability #service animal #service dog #once a shopkeeper refused to let me in because "how is she supposed to run alert anyone if you have a problem if you're holding her? #and I was like she's here to alert me not you and she has to be close to my face to do her job #my local grocery store and butcher know me and know her and don't hastle me #but going to new places especially small businesses sucks

[mbrainspaz]

Me: AAH! HE USED THE WORD DEFENESTRATED!

coworker: what?

Me: in my audiobook! He used DEFENESTRATED!!!!

Coworker: what’s that mean?

Me: it means ‘thrown out a window’! But nobody actually uses it except to make fun of the word DEFENESTRATED! He just tossed it in there like it was nothing!

Coworker: I learned a new word today.

Me: WHO DOES THAT?!

#long past dues #James Butcher #liveblogging #audiobook #libby app #support your local library #dialogue from memory

[spacerangersam]

rugby player pat

#send tweet #listen! pat playing on a small local team is a nice idea to me #i know nothing about rugby but i think hed have fun and look nice inna rugby Jersey #cap would be consumed by lust asdfgh #Patrick Butcher

[beckandbulow]

The Many Benefits of Cooking with Beef Tallow

It’s time to rediscover a traditional gem that our ancestors knew very well: Beef Tallow.

This versatile fat is not just another ingredient; it’s a game-changer in the kitchen. Here’s why:

1. Unmatched Flavor: Beef tallow adds a rich, unique flavor to dishes that other oils simply can’t match. Perfect for frying, sautéing, and baking, it infuses your meals with a depth of taste that has to be experienced to be believed.

2. High Smoke Point: With a smoke point of around 400°F (204°C), beef tallow is ideal for high-heat cooking. Say goodbye to smoking pans and hello to perfectly seared steaks and crispy fries.

3. Nutritional Benefits: Packed with healthy fats, vitamins A, D, E, K, and B1, and essential fatty acids, beef tallow is a nutritional powerhouse. It supports a healthy immune system, skin, and cell function, making it a smart choice for health-conscious cooks.

4. Sustainability: Utilizing beef tallow is a nod towards zero-waste cooking and sustainability. By using more parts of the animal, we honor the whole cycle of life and reduce waste, making our culinary practices more sustainable.

Ready to start cooking with wagyu beef tallow?

#Wagyu Beef Tallow #Beef Tallow #Wagyu Beef #local butchers #butcher shop

[la-pheacienne]

I literally can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is the funniest shit ever. I imagine Condal and Hess in their office fuming with pure rage

#hotd #house of the dragon #you tried to butcher Daemon but the locals are OBLIVIOUS #I'm livvvvving for this #daemon targaryen #hotd clownery

[your-local-friendly-door]

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#basic guide for finding my other blogs: local _ gives lectures #local door gives lectures #local angel gives lectures #local butcher gives lectures #local worm gives lectures #local whores give lectures #🚪 #intro post

[narwhalandchill]

no fear

"ajax' name is finally brought up in story except its only to somehow manage to butcher the pronunciation AGAIN"

one fear

#idek how theyd manage to blunder this too but like. tartaGlia is already bad enough of an affront if it happens again im gonna MORB #i dont understand the localization logic i s2g. yes its always about compromising native pronunciation and sth thats manageable #but the fucking inconsistencies with it. they didnt do siGnora but they butchered tartaglia. #man. never forget never forgive. tartaGlia sounds so fucking goofy when tartaglia rolls off the tongue so nice too like why. #rambles #genshin #childeposting

[sol-draws-sometimes]

Me: There's not such thing as, "not real music." No one gets to be the true arbitrator of what is or isn't art. We can say something is subjectively or even objectively bad art, but 9 times out of 10, that piece of music is still art.

Me hearing the sushi place play club remixes covers of oldies songs: burn it to the ground

#oldies #oldies music #70s music #music #my post #sol talks #it me! #SEPTRATE TO THIS BUT MY LOCAL RADIO STATION ALWAYS PLAYED THE REMIXED VERSION OF 'LEAN ON ME' AND IT I ALWAYS HATED IT #JUST PLAY THE FUCKING SONG #IT WAS AWFUL #At least most of them had someone else sing the cover but still... #I try to be nice but I- I HATE IT #I HATE IT #BURN IT TO THE GROUND #IT STARTED WITH DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT #THEY DID IT TO BRING ME A HIGHER LOVE #THEY DID IT TO DREAMS 😭😭😭😭😭 #THE DIDN'T EVEN SING THE CHORUS TO 'DREAMS' #FLEETWOOD MAC GOT BUTCHERED 😭😭😭

[gayvillains]

to be honest guys as a lifelong vegetarian I've never had any need to be aware of what a meat locker is so you can imagine my surprise at finding out it's room-sized after 2 months of imagining the monkees packed into a large fridge like sardines

#is this a national or regional thing also? #I grew up in the country and our family was good friends with a local butcher family and I never saw or heard of a meat locker #something something meat locker that's what I call a chastity b— *gunshot* *gunshot* *faint gasp* *DEFINITIVE GUNSHOT*