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slasherlouvre · 2 years

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Hi I wanted to see if I could please request. My birthday is Wednesday and I always have horrid birthdays, I wanted to see if maybe you could write something about some of the guys surprising their s/o for their birthday to brighten their day. Maybe Bo, Vincent, Lester and Thomas Hewitt? Thanks in advance.

This year will not be horrid, because the boys had this date on their calendar in advance! 😤 It's short, but I hope these manage to make you smile! Happy birthday, hun!! 🎉💓

What the slashers surprise you with for your birthday 🎂

Included: Thomas Hewitt, Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Lester Sinclair

Thomas Hewitt

surprises you with...

A bouquet of wild flowers!

- it's not much, but he hopes you appreciate them!

- he wakes up super early to quietly sneak out of bed while you're still asleep and pick them

- and ok, maybe they don't look this^^ pretty, but he did his best with what was available to him in Fuller,,

- Luda Mae also helps him with tying it all together with one of her best ribbons

- he leaves them on your bedside table with a small note reading, 'happy birthday -TH' in the best handwriting he can manage

- he really wants to be next to you when you wake up, but he's actually off getting an early start on all of your shared chores in order to spend the rest of the day together <3

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Bo Sinclair

surprises you with...

Breakfast in bed!

- it's the most important meal of the day, so of course he's going to start your special day right

- pancakes with some fruit on the side, eggs the way you like them, crispy bacon, and a warm cup of coffee that'll have you pleasantly sigh don't worry, he has your favorites memorized in case this doesn't suit you!

- his cooking is actually a lot better than he thinks, he just doesn't give himself enough credit

- the real treat is seeing him walk in your shared bedroom with the food in his hands clad in nothing but boxers, and a navy blue apron you gifted him one year

- the apron's kind of a shared household item in between everyone when cooking, but he makes sure to wear it now to get that cute smile out of you

- oh, and don't think you'll be leaving your shared bed for a while, he's got a few more things planned today~

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Vincent Sinclair

surprises you with...

A painting date!

- he loads up one of the trucks with all of the supplies you'll both need, and drives you out to a nice area he scouted out beforehand

- he sets everything out on a large blanket over the grass, and turns on the small radio he brought along to play pleasant music

- don't worry about your artistic abilities, this is all about making memories and spending quality time together!

- he paints scenic details, and attempts to capture some of the wildlife before they move along, but mostly he paints you

- there's an instance where he's concentrating so hard on his artwork that you're able to surprise him with a playful dab of paint on the tip of his nose from your paintbrush

- it leads to a tangle of limbs and breathless, joy filled laughter as you both forget about painting for a while, and roll around in the grass as he tries to get you back <3

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Lester Sinclair

surprises you with...

A cake he baked himself!

- it's not a birthday without cake!

- he secretly bought all of the cake ingredients a few days before your actual birthday and hid them away i like to think he's a huge fan of chocolate cake, but if you're not, he tries to make your favorite!

- now, he's not a skilled baker by any means, but he thinks even trying to bake your birthday cake is much more heartfelt than store bought

- he sneaks out of your shared bed while you're still asleep to set everything out and start baking with the help of an excited pittie, and a recipe he's been saving for this exact day

- he's quite loud in the process without really meaning to be; clumsily clattering from within the kitchen, Jonesy happily barking at his heels, and the sound of him whistling and singing along to the radio playing swamp pop

- the sight of it all as you get out of bed and find yourself leaning in the kitchen doorway is one to cherish forever; he feels guilty for waking you, especially when your 'surprise' isn't quite finished yet, but he's even happier to finish it together while sharing the leftover cake batter on a wooden spoon with you <3

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thrilloffirstlove · 2 years

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C.o.p.s writing be apon ye

The good thing about overstepping when you walk is that you can hear more of conversations that you want to join.

This was of course, a made up sentence thought up by Mel, who had not yet been noticed by the Computer Obsolescence Prevention Society. This was a plus, since the various noise was nice distraction.

Although, as soon as that was established Mel wondered if the noise was normal. As far as it could tell- Curt and Chippy might be overheating. Which was bad for well, everything sentient ever.

"Hi hi hi hi guys. Are you ok? What were you all talking about?"

"SPACE."

Mel's head tilted in a exaggerated manner. "Hm? Like- Like just the concept of space in general? Or any specific part??"

"We Are Brainstorming Our Next Project."

"Your player character is transported to a distant realm of alien technology, where the Zolarian race(descendants of what one could call house cats) need your help to ensure their survival."

"DESTROY COUNT DOGULUS!"

Chippy also chimed in, not that Mel was able to decipher what he was saying. Though this all sounded very melodramatic.

"That Is As Far As We Have Gotten. Any Feedback Is Welcome."

"Well. That does sound like a lot." Mel stared towards Bluster Blaster, who was the only one here who was taller than it. "But, I'm not sure why we need to fight them. Maybe that's just like, like me being a softie but I can't think of reasons for these guys to be dicks to each other."

"It's quite literally a cats vs dogs situation!"

"But that's just in the movies! I've known more cats and dogs coexisting peacefully than not."

"So You Are Suggesting You Save The Zolarians With What?"

"Love from the heart, of course." Mel made sure to say it in a weird tone, because saying it like that would be funny. "No but seriously, maybe it can be a talking game?"

"THE LASERS WOULD LOOK LIKE WORDS!"

"Maybe that would be cool. Even if it was just gibberish stuff!"

There was a rather sudden whirring sound after Mel said that.

"Processing- Huh. T-That Will Suffice For Gameplay."

Mel was tempted to ask Curt what that was about, how he had managed to stutter and if he was feeling ok and to please for the love of whatever's holy tell it if it was asking something they couldn't do. But then Bob started talking, suddenly and a little fast.

"Quick survey: What is a nice, plain, TEMPORARY name to attach to our intrepid protagonist- aka the average player-?"

Mel made noises in order to signal that it was thinking, and to please wait a moment.

"Well- If it helps my legal name is Melvin- if you wanna put that in."

Chippy made a noise of absolute disgust upon hearing those words come out of Mel's mouth.

"What's good about that is there are a ton of variations you can use. Mervin, Malvin, Marvin, Martin... Not Mertin though. That would be too weird for people I think."

"That'll be just fine!" The rushed tone was mostly gone by that point. "Thank you for taking the time to speak with us. Your input is greatly appreciated."

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"You Are Looking At 2 Pages And 500 Words That Detail The Backstory For Our New Project."

As per what usually happens, Sam and Max were in the wrong place at the right time. Now having exclusive access to the first draft of whatever this project was. The c.o.p.s were very excited to share what they guessed was top notch writing. The others....

"So? What do you think?"

"I'm starting to think that Mel's constant presence is... affecting your guys output."

"Seriously, what were you ON?" Max grabbed a page at random. " 'The hive of machines CB-843 was powered by began to overheat as Melvin began to individually pick each one of them up.' Erm, how do you say- YUCK!"

"Did they actually write that?" Sam had a death grip on the papers now. He was reading from the beginning, which was actually an ok, if gaudy sci-fi. Then one of the feline aliens introduced 'Melvin' to the AI it was supposed to handle. Now there was all this strange talk of games devolving into the protagonist just complimenting the machine.

"It Is Only A Draft."

"We spent a long time trying to make this as best as we possibly can!"

"How long would that ?"

"Two Weeks, Twenty Two Days And Thirty Three Hours."

Sam let go of the papers. They flopped down onto the table.

"You have got to be kidding me."

Max was shaking his head back and forth slowly.

"I don't know what to think anymore."

"Me neither."

"WE GOT IT'S PERMISSION!"

"Like we care about that!" Max was harsh- he was like that all the time, not that any of them were less upset that they're getting criticized like this.

"Not that it's badly written- It's just..."

"Go on, Sam."

"Wouldn't you want it to be romancing the Zolarians?"

"Where Did You Get That Idea From?" It was like the c.o.p.s were insisting that this was perfectly fine and that there were no implications with them writing about Mel and a computer falling in love. Probably because they were.

"Sam, am I having a anyuerism?"

"Maybe. You sure nothing was meant by having Mel call the delapidated machine 'neat' and 'cool' and say that “You're doing your best, CB”?"

"Just tell us what you thought about the writing, please!"

"It was ok. You guys seem a lot more dense now."

"Burn this."

"OK WE GET IT, STOP TAUNTING US!"

Sam and Max did leave, but without returning the draft. Which the c.o.p.s needed, because it was the only printed copy.

"First Draft Has A 36% Approval Rate So Far."

"THOSE GUYS ARE JUST LOSERS."

"Not to be a downer but maybe the average consumer finds it hard to relate to CB- I meant Melvin. As unbelievable as that may seem."

"Oh Please. It'll Only Be A Few Edits To Ensure Clarity. Though..."

Curt tried not to think too hard about Mel, how it was oh so very nice to him and his friends and how warm it's body was and how it would sometimes carry & swing him around- Less he start to overheat and break something in him(putting the last time to shame). He really did try his best.

"Perhaps Multiple Versions Aren't A Bad Idea."

#apologies for it turning into sam and max bullying people in the second half #im just amazed i saw this through at all #ok to rb #ppacman fever @//﹏//@ (c.o.p.s. snm)#self ship #for the low low price of 0 dollars i will try and write the thing the c.o.p.s wrote

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highonthought · 2 years

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F S s m T W th

workout

I genuinely got along with Daniel in high school. I like his company. But I can be an absolute dumbass with him. Now, I'd be fine not being lovey-dovey cute with him. That's just the guy lol. He's a friend I think and I just like oh he's my friend, but like I'll be a fucking dumbass. I'll just be myself I think I'm not scared or nervous about my personality like I was in high school. I feel comfortable in my skin and just being my absolute idiot self and being dude bro about it because I am pretty dude bro.

I'm happy I put my two weeks in at my weekend job. I think I'll be able to do hobbies I actually enjoy now. I'm excited to start knitting and crocheting again and learning how to make projects and patterns. My goal in knitting when I learn how to do it is to make my own pattern. Make my own knitted textiles. I want to make the sleeve of a shirt. Not a whole shirt, but just a sleeve, I feel like that's a really good goal to know and prove to myself that I like understand the rules of knitting and how to make tighter or looser or even like puffy fabric a bubble of a fabric like a sleeve.

I don't want to do anything just with the thought of or I'm going to create something. I would like to enjoy it because I do enjoy just doing that and like having a project to be working on his fun actual meaning of it the presents. The present. My presence in the prsnet. Just the act of doing it it's fun.

I saving up to go to California is not a good plan. I'll save up for a car and just save up my general funds first. It's not gonna happen in March it's not gonna happen in April probably not in May either. Genuinely, he is just a friend. I don't see this going anywhere stable anytime soon. It's a wonderful day to focus on myself. And I'll just pretend because I feel like I'm being watched or I want to lie to myself and sneak around. Actually, this is what I actually want. I like caring about myself I like being a big girl and taking big girl care of myself. And saving money and just getting the things I need I don't feel the need Stu spend all my money all the time. I feel like I could, but I've been pretty good about it so far. Especially with this new job I think if I'm here constantly for a long time and I don't quit for a year. Also sidenote, those big one year to your goals I think I really scary for me but I will sit down and actually make them.

This is the first time I've been high in about three months and it's not as bad today I am thinking a lot I like it I want to see if it matches up with my sober thoughts and if maybe I been suppressing these butt. I feel very clearheaded I always do and it scares me but I think I'm in a better place now I've just financially and stable wise. I don't feel so on breaking ground on shifting plates

i don't love the fact that I am still constantly thinking about Daniel. But I think I've come to accept it in a way that I am not in love with him romantically but I do really wanna know him better and just fuck around. Not in like a relationship to fuck around and find out but. Like friends just dumbassery. hyjinks. So when I see him I see him and that'll be fun and we'll hang out but while I'm here on my own I'm gonna have a great time and I'm gonna freaking kill it. I really love myself and I look like a really normal person. I think I wanna get rid of that big mirror in my room just cause it always like messes with me I like that I looked down and I feel like I'm in my body like this is me and I love it. OK I'm going to bed now this has been a really nice talk with you and Laura. Happy birthday Tony is a big number make that big life changes I love you. You got a big life.

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keyofshadows · 2 years

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This was from awhile ago.

Shadowchaser But randomly no it's not Kai does need to meet Ray. Best trap laid by Eli ever. See, the kid learned sneaky! Probably from his mom.

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ eli will regret it

Shadowchaser Awe, but he just wanted his best friend to meet his bestest aunt ever, and it wasn't gonna happen if he TOLD him he was taking him there, so he said he was gonna show him a really neat thing in town!

Shadowchaser Which happened to be Ray's front doorstep.

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ frowning at you grasshopper

Shadowchaser BEST INNOCENT SMILE EVER

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ FROWN

Shadowchaser And to deflect the frown (do that at Kai, not him please thanks) he'll just drag the other boy forward by his hoodie sleeve and introduce him as the guy that's expanded his horizons quite a bit.

Shadowchaser They've been to twelve worlds in the last four months!

Shadowchaser That's a lot of Dark Corridors

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ FROWNS MORE

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ she can see the darkness in him eli or did you forget

Shadowchaser ....He forgot? But Kai's not a bad person, despite that! He's got a Keyblade and everything, and he fights Heartless when he's not trying to get them to listen and the one that did, THAT WAS SO COOL uhhh-

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ need i remind you kid that not all people who have keyblades are GOOD

Shadowchaser Kai's just...INSULTED. Because HEY, his are mostly Light, you know. And damn it, it's not like he's siccing shit on people, that was his mom's thing.

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ narrows eyes

Shadowchaser ....He shouldn't have mentioned his mom, huh? He'll just be taking a step behind Eli here...

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ turns withering gaze to eli

Shadowchaser And Eli lets out this nervous laugh and backs up a bit too. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea? But really aunt Ray, Kai's his friend and he's done nothing but HELP him, and he even calls him Epic Mage now!

Shadowchaser Y'know, after the time he helped save 'Jem from the Heartless with Barrier when she fell off the cliff! It was pretty epic and- /gets elbowed to death by Kai

Shadowchaser SHUT UP SHUT UP OH CRAP YOU DORK

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ okay, first of all, good job, you saved someone

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ second of all, idk who you are kid, but you probably shouldn't ever call eli "epic mage" unless you want his ego to skyrocket

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ speaking of which, tone it down grasshopper do you want me prove that you still have a long way to go

Shadowchaser We were almost toast, it WAS epic! Hell, I'd have cast Barrier myself but my hands were sort of full of squirming twelve year old at the time!

Shadowchaser And Eli will just...ehehehe, it's either gonna be another Darkside pop quiz or being Thundered on the porch, and no thank you.

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ then check your ego at the door young padawan

Shadowchaser Yep, he's sorry, ego deflated. He'll just give Kai a kick in the shins to make HIM talk now. Tell her something that'll make her like you! Kai's just STARING 'cause gee Eli, what do YOU suggest.

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ B| just come in and have some cookies already.

Shadowchaser lmfao yes cookies are good! And he has something, he's pretty much hauling around a kid that might as well be Light Incarnate, she keeps him grounded.

Shadowchaser Sort of like Jiminy Cricket, just less insect-like. A whole less.

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ good ray doesn't like insects very much

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ sorry eli

Shadowchaser /ALL THE POUTING FOREVER that's mean aunt Ray

Shadowchaser Kai: /snickers forever

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ never once have i been dishonest about this ok

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ you've known this from the get go

Shadowchaser He's just going to keep pouting with a mouthful of cookie. He takes after mommy, FEEL THE GUILT.

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ immune sorry

Shadowchaser While Kai stops snickering long enough to enjoy the cookies, this is probably his dinner tonight.

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ um excuse you kid but you better eat proper if you're hanging out with my apprentice.

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ i will only have good examples thank you very much

Shadowchaser But- this is how he ALWAYS eats. Well, unless 'Jem's cooking and then he gets meat...and fish. Too much fish.

Shadowchaser But they scavenge actual vegetables all the time, it's just in cans...wait, did he say scavenge? He meant buy. Yep.

оʀ ϝɪʀᴇ disapproving stare

Shadowchaser It's only when they don't have any munny and he has to make sure the kid eats healthy, right? She's his responsibility.

#kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts au #snapshots #rl #friends

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