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those images thatre like “um >_< sit wherever u want” but its undying in pirate caverns

#REAL </3

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Cassie inviting Gregory over: Oh yeah btw my dad is working today so it’s just gonna be us and my other-dad. Please don’t say anything mean about him.

Gregory: Why would I-

The other-dad:

Oh right people are theorizing Cassie’s dad is the Bonnie Mask kid from Furnaff 4

… I could do the funniest shit with this information

#REMEMBER MY TNAR GUARD IS THE BONNIE MASK KID AND I BELIEVE IN TNAR GUARD X THING REALNESS‼️ #Making direct eye contact with the AU again so we can have ‘Markus Scott and The Thing reproduced’ gags.

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Oh right people are theorizing Cassie’s dad is the Bonnie Mask kid from Furnaff 4

… I could do the funniest shit with this information

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Nightmare Below Disney

What if it was above Disney.

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Nico Aftout owes me an undisclosed amount of money for this edit.

#yeah this has to go here too.

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Hey so uh. Puppeteer. Huh.

#... I will say that I imagine a very specific death for the first option. #I'll be straight up most of the people I know (myself included) believe that man ended his own life. And it makes sense narratively #The mix of the guilt and shame and how despite that he doesn't want to take accountability for his actions creates a very VERY strong case- #that he's probably not around anymore. But nothing has ever been confirmed! #But that also means. Idk if you headcanon he died from another method then by all means vote for that too #tw suicide mention #fnac #five nights at candy's #I MESSED UP AND MADE IT 24 HOURS SO VOTE FASTTT

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If I think about it too much we can make the argument that The Puppeteer played the in universe version of Norman Bates because “Psycho” came out in 1960 and the movie The Puppeteer stared in was called “Psychopath” and came out between 1961-1962. This literally doesn’t mean anything but it’s a fun little observation

#Chat do we think that bald man stared in a Hitchcock film #chat do we think he played a part in revolutionizing horror movies

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I could do a funny poll on the FNaC puppeteer when my laptop works again. By funny I mean kinda sad and morbid but also I need to learn peoples’ lore for the man.

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Ok but who tf was crying in fnac 3. Like during the rat and cat theater minigames if you talk to the kid npcs at some point one of them will be like "Yeah I hear someone crying from the employee's room sometimes! Weird!" like ok. Which one of the three employees here hates their job THIS badly

#Ive always imagined its the puppeteer for like. au reasons (imagine being an actor but this shitty job is all you can muster) #but it could be any of them and its. Just such a random detail #Like ok. Guys just quit. Maybe that'll save you

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I think the most interesting thing is that despite the thing dropping like a week ago, I haven’t seen any of my friends talk about Oblitus Casa 2.0 at all. Haven’t even seen anyone on here talk about it. Like are we avoiding spoilers or what. I know most can’t play it bc you need a really good PC to load the game but

#One of my friends briefly mentioned some of the gameplay but that’s it #Why are we radio silent on them... where is the remade Henry cutscene I’m having withdrawals #‘look up and watch gameplay’ Eh. kinda Dont wanna.

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OBLITUS CASA 2.0 2MORROW FUCKYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

#LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Honestly I think it’s funny that the Abandoned by Disney (and other fnati projects i think) lore that Undying was Jake’s dad that created an influx of people deciding God was also Jake’s mom. Solely bc of shipping

#I don’t even think the original god was explained but like. Babes she is a glowing woman I think she is actually a higher deity #And Y’know what. her also being some random fuck’s dead mom and chilling on an island with her dead husband is goals.

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#SOOOO TRUE #mother is not homophobic but they’re her exceptions <3 fuck those guys in particular

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another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol

#yeah this is so real

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#This was a tossup bc. well. so many favs! #But alas chat how do we feel about disney fnaf game characters

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i think hourglass/mother would be the collab of a century tbh

#They're both different types of silly #Mother is committed to the bit silly (the bit being murdering those gays) #and Hourglass is fuck it we ball silly! #Their energies would make the earth explode.

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leaked oblitus casa 2.0 cutscene

#yaoi madoka... yaoi signalis... what is next...