Two Ideas That Would Make Good Fanfics If I Could Think of More Than the Basic Premise
I've already done a "what happened to Jamie about season 6b" fic, but I had another idea, one that's a bit more gen/ambiguous.
The Doctor knows that the Time Lords will erase Jamie's memories again when they're done with him and doesn't want that to happen. So, he decides to hide Jamie somewhere, so even if they can't be together, Jamie can still keep his memories and be himself.
The Doctor also knows that he's going to be exiled to the 20th century, to a time and place where he has a lot of friends. Victoria is in the 20th century. She's probably the only person Jamie would willingly leave the Doctor for, so he sends him off to live with her. Jamie knows about regeneration, so if the Doctor wants to check in on him later, he'll be recognized. So, Jamie is safe and the Doctor can still see him.
But, the Time Lords wipe the Doctor's memory of season 6b, so the Third Doctor doesn't know that Jamie is in the 20th century. So, he never visits like he said he would...
Until after The Two Doctors. Six regains some of his memories of season 6b, remembers where Jamie is, and that Jamie has met him as Six. Six and Peri go to visit Jamie and Victoria in a point in the timeline where it hasn't been too long since Jamie last saw Two. Maybe they all celebrate Christmas together or something like that.
When Six loses Peri, he visits Jamie, who knew Peri and had had his own troubles with the Time Lords, so he understands.
2. An AU of Time in Office. Time in Office takes place in this weird period at the end of Frontios where the Doctor and Tegan take a few extra trips in the TARDIS on the way back to where Turlough is in the far future. The TARDIS is being a bit uncooperative as it often is. (My headcanon is that it was just rebuilt by Tractators and is trying to rid itself of "Tractator vibes" or something so that Turlough won't be tormented just by being in the TARDIS. Because the TARDIS loves Five's companions)
Anyway, in Time in Office, the Time Lords catch the Doctor and Tegan and take them back to Gallifrey so the Doctor can be president. They plan to mindwipe Tegan and send her back home, but Leela intervenes and has her made an ambassador of Earth so she can stay.
I assume that the reason Turlough isn't in this story is probably scheduling issues, but it would also be a bit difficult to keep him on Gallifrey here. He's an exile and hasn't even mentioned the name of his homeworld to the Doctor, so they can't make him an ambassador of Trion. The Time Lords have actually had contact with Trion before. They'd find out. But, as much as no companion wants to be mindwiped, Turlough would put up more of a fight than normal. The Time Lords don't just send the Doctor's companions home after mindwiping them. They send them back to where they first met the Doctor. In Turlough's case, that would be Brendon. And he'd rather die than go back there. And this is just after Frontios, so Turlough's already not doing so well mentally. He'd probably snap.
So, how do we keep Turlough on Gallifrey? Well, one of the things Leela suggested to keep Tegan on Gallifrey was marrying a Gallifreyan and becoming a citizen by marriage, which is basically what Leela did. The Doctor does not approve of this idea in Tegan's case, but it might be the only way to keep Turlough on Gallifrey/sane/alive. The Doctor is the only Gallifreyan Turlough really knows. It would probably be a PR nightmare if the Lord President married an alien, but basically Turlough has to marry the Doctor to avoid getting sent back to Brendon and hilarity ensues.
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I’m having thoughts and feelings about Leela and the Doctor. And sometimes you have to write meta for 45-year-old TV.
When I watched The Face of Evil I was struck by how quickly the Doctor and Leela grew to like each other. It got me thinking about the similarities between the two, and also the Doctor’s state of mind at the time. The previous two TV stories saw the Doctor (firstly) leaving Sarah Jane behind and so cutting his final link with modern-day Earth, the place where he had made many of his best friends but yearned to leave in order to resume his homeless wandering, and (secondly) return properly and freely to Gallifrey for the first time since he left it, only to quickly decide once again that staying on his homeworld was not for him. I wonder if all that had left him in an introspective mood.
And I wonder if the Doctor ever drew a connection between Leela and himself. After all, she’s someone who questioned and stood up against the way things are done in her tribe, and so was banished. Someone striking out on her own, eager to look for answers and quick to learn new concepts. (One incidental difference between the two is that the Doctor left Gallifrey with a family member, while Leela’s father died for her crimes shortly before she left.)
I wonder how guilty the Doctor really felt that he was responsible not only for the whole situation that he found on Leela’s planet, but for Leela’s situation specifically. Did he ever think about how the consequences of his best-of-intentions interference (ironically, exactly what Gallifrey had tried to stop him doing) had been the cause of injustice that resembled what he had faced in his own youth? And could that be related to why he point-blank refused to take Leela with him at the end of The Face of Evil? (She wanted to travel the universe so badly that she simply ignored his refusal and commandeered his ship. Sounds familiar.)
Just before she decided to leave in the TARDIS, Leela was named the obvious candidate to lead the newly united clans of her world- a not totally dissimilar situation to the Doctor finding himself the sole candidate running for the presidency of Gallifrey one serial earlier. Perhaps the Doctor just saw too much of himself and the story of his life in Leela. Perhaps he wanted her to take the path (the potentially satisfying, easy life) that he wouldn’t take himself, rather than enable her to end up as homeless as he was. In light of this, I wonder how he felt about her eventually trying to find a home on his own original homeworld.
And, if any of this is true, I wonder if he ever told her any of it. Knowing the Doctor, probably not.
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A project 3000 years in the making: every episode of Futurama ranked in increasing order of sci-fi, from earthiest to spaciest
Tier 10: Insulting - These episodes are hardly even sci-fi. They just address realistic situations in a hardly even futuristic setting.
138. Stench and Stenchibility - The earthiest episode. It doesn't even feel like a Futurama. It feels like a "King of the Hill" that wasn't selling, so the script people crossed out the name "Dale" and replaced it with "Zoidberg".
137. Three Hundred Big Boys
136. The Luck of the Fryish - I hate the flashback episodes. They defeat the purpose of the show.
135. How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
134. A Leela of Her Own
133. Zapp Gets Cancelled
132. I, Roommate
Tier 9: Antiquated - These episodes are better at employing 4th-millennium technology, but their plots are still unmistakably 3rd-millennium.
131. That's Lobstertainment!
130. Naturama - It doesn't even use technology. The only reason it isn't completely below the scale whatsoever is that it's implied the narrator is from Omicron Persei 8.
129. Future Stock
128. The 30% Iron Chef
127. The Silence of the Clamps
126. Attack of the Killer App
125. Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television
Tier 8: Earthy - While incredibly down-to-earth, these episodes do have one pretty important bit that makes them qualify as sci-fi, like a robot Santa or a head transplant.
124. Jurassic Bark
123. Yo Leela Leela - It is nearly my favorite episode, no doubt there - but let's face it. Change a few things, and it could easily happen in this era.
122. Raging Bender
121. Rage Against the Vaccine
120. Xmas Story
119. The Route of All Evil - It's the 31st century, but there are still newspapers????
118. The Impossible Stream
117. Put Your Head on My Shoulders
116. Fry and the Slurm Factory
Tier 7: Humble - These stories are a little futuristic, but they still feel plain for their day.
115. Bender Gets Made
114. Cold Warriors
113. Saturday Morning Fun Pit - Mostly grounded in the 1980s, but spared from a lower tier because it does have clones and lasers and the like.
112. The Cyber House Rules
111. Bendless Love
110. Near-Death Wish - The expensive panoramic bits were pretty epic, however.
109. The Lesser of Two Evils
108. 31st Century Fox
Tier 6: Allegorical - These episodes use future crap as a metaphorical stand-in for present crap.
107. Bend Her
106. Into the Wild Green Yonder
105. A Big Piece of Garbage
104. Proposition Infinity
103. The Cryonic Woman
102. Mars University
101. Bendin' in the Wind
100. Love's Labours Lost in Space
99. A Head in the Polls
98. Children of a Lesser Bog
97. The Futurama Holiday Spectacular
96. A Flight to Remember
95. Fun on a Bun
94. Lethal Inspection
Tier 5: Type-Zero - Pretty standard sci-fi plots, unremarkable in their remarkability.
93. Anthology of Interest I
92. A Pharaoh to Remember
91. The Problem with Popplers
90. T.: The Terrestrial
89. Viva Mars Vegas
88. The Inhuman Torch
87. Amazon Women in the Mood
86. The Deep South
85. The Mutants Are Revolting
84. A Fishful of Dollars
83. Where No Fan Has Gone Before
82. Leela's Homeworld
Tier 4: Techie - Here's where it gets fun. These are the first plots to get out of this world. (As a bonus, we've hit the median point!)
81. The Tip of the Zoidberg
80. Fry and Leela's Big Fling
79. That Darn Katz!
78. Murder on the Planet Express
77. When Aliens Attack
76. The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
75. Space Pilot 3000
74. A Clone of My Own
73. The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz
72. Where the Buggalo Roam
71. The Beast with a Billion Backs
70. How The West Was 1010001
69. Brannigan, Begin Again
68. The Farnsworth Parabox
67. A Taste of Freedom
66. Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
65. Less than Hero
64. Spanish Fry
63. The Sting
62. The Bots and the Bees
61. Meanwhile
60. Related to Items You've Viewed - It feels like it should be a tier-6, but just isn't. There is no mathematical explanation for this.
59. The Butterjunk Effect
Tier 3: Otherworldly: The epitome of Futurama. These have the ideal blend of science and fiction.
58. Fry Am Fry Is the Egg Man - Grammar, Stanley.
57. Parasites Regained
56. The Prince and the Product
55. Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
54. Mother's Day
53. The Series Has Landed
52. Decision 3012
51. Hell Is Other Robots
50. A Tale of Two Santas
49. Anthology of Interest II
48. Bender's Game
47. Insane in the Mainframe
46. In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela
45. War Is the H-Word
44. I Know What You Did Next Xmas - A ponderance: does this episode nullify "The Late Philip J. Fry", now that they can go back in time the easy way?
43. Crimes of the Hot
Tier 2: Spacey - Mind-bending and heart-warping, these shows are good enough to make you (very, very temporarily) stop wishing Matt Groening would die.
42. A Farewell to Arms
41. Parasites Lost
40. Game of Tones
39. Overclockwise
38. Zapp Dingbat
37. Godfellas
36. The Thief of Baghead
35. Free Will Hunting
34. My Three Suns
33. Leela and the Genestalk - Fun side note: At first, it didn't used to occur to me that this episode was pronounced "JEEN-stalk". I'd been pronouncing it "JEN-ə-stalk", like the way it's pronounced in words like genetic, genesis, or generate.
32. The Why of Fry
31. Roswell that Ends Well
30. Calculon 2.0
29. Assie Come Home
28. Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences
27. All the Presidents' Heads
26. Forty Percent Leadbelly
25. Möbius Dick - Some episodes are ranked so low only because there are so many that rank higher than them.
24. I Second that Emotion
23. The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
22. The Duh-Vinci Code
21. Obsoletely Fabulous
20. Fear of a Bot Planet
Tier 1: Unreal - Creativity personified; these stories are chariots to the stars, moving so fast that they make the other nine tiers appear to stand still.
19. Ghost in the Machines
18. Neutopia
17. 2-D Blacktop
16. Law and Oracle
15. Love and Rocket
14. Rebirth
13. A Bicyclops Built for Two
12. I Dated a Robot
11. Bender's Big Score
10. The Six Million Dollar Mon
9. A Clockwork Origin
8. The Honking
7. Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
6. Reincarnation
5. The Late Philip J. Fry
4. All the Way Down - Infinitely better than I expected from a Hulu episode.
3. The Prisoner of Benda - Nothing says sci-fi like inventing a whole new math equation just to give your story a proper ending.
2. Time Keeps on Slippin'
1. Benderama - The spaciest episode. Now this is what it is all about: half-sized clones and microscopic microbrewing and sensitive giants.
Other notes:
The spaciest season is season 6 (weighing in at a high tier-2), and the earthiest is season 2 (a low tier-5).
This is intended as a ranking of the episodes in order of earthiness to spaciness, not as a ranking of my opinion on the episodes. A ranking of my opinion is over here.
Drafting this list took all night, and preparing it took all morning.
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