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The key to generating a blessedly cursed image

Step 1: Think of a pair - any pair - composed of one light-skinned partner and one dark-skinned partner.

Step 2: Flip the script.

Horge and Gerald

C.J. and Aster

Tancis and Freddy

#blursed #captain underpants #fairly oddparents #big nate #race lift

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Mixed Breeds comics 2015

This may be the most packed year so far.

In the story "Do Mixed Breeds Dream Of Electric Sleep?", the duet goes into the world of counting sheep when they have trouble falling asleep.

In "Winn Side Out", a mind-reading accident causes the whole town to get on Winnie's wavelength.

In "Spring Training", Bean and Elizabeth coach a Fetchenshplab team. In "BeatleMortya", Morty starts a band. In "The Dogs Must Be Crazy", Brunswick founds a church.

In "Dawn of the Shed", Muffin's shedding infects the furniture. In "Around the World in 80 Feathers", Postnie goes around the world for Earth Day.

In "The Upda2e 2", an elderly version of the duet looks back at their memories.

In "The Secret Lives of Bean", "Muffin" discovers Bean has had many past lives. In "The End Of The Tale", Bearl finally catches his tail but doesn't know what to do afterward. And in "Da Doo Ron Ron Ron Da Doo Ron Ron", Sly and the Family Stone visit the town and give it the technology to turn summer doldrums into love. (All these stories feature artificial Muffins, because the real one spent that month stuck on a mountaintop.)

In "The Show Must Go Down", Bean and Elizabeth pull out all the stops to destroy a production of "Annie". And in "Kat Karaoke", Muffin is affected by a karaoke machine.

In "Keep Calm and Post On", the duet infiltrates a poster factory. In "Son of Baugo", Baugo's decorous son visits.

In "Journey to the Center of Muffin", Muffin becomes the center of the Earth.

In "Mall for Nothing", the duet builds a mall over nature. In "Forget Me Nut", the squirrels visit a forest made of all the memories they've ever forgotten.

In "Are You Afraid of the Bear", a bear interrupts the duet's scary stories. In "Reggie Rich", the duo starts working for a rich dog.

In "Sports Enemy Mascot Team Dog Football Excitement Time Or Something", fur flies when Bearl and Fitz discover that they root for opposing football teams. In "The Hat In The Chat", Muffin becomes a social media icon by wearing hats.

In "Broadcast Goose", Peat Rewind reports the breaking news of kittens who've lost mittens and the duet takes him seriously. And in "I Want a Dog For Christmas", Bearl gets cloned for the sake of a kid's Christmas present.

Original strips: January 2015, February 2015, March 2015, April 2015, May 2015, June 2015, July 2015, August 2015, September 2015, October 2015, November 2015, December 2015

#mutts #mutts comic #mixed breeds #mixed breeds comic #comic strips #parody #rewrite #2015

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Some of my favorite conspiracies

The lottery is a trap to recruit participants for the show "My Lottery Dream Home"

The earth is only round from above, but flat from below

The first few women presidents will all happen consecutively

Some television shows (not naming names) are popular because they simplify their viewers' minds to the point of being unable to understand any other shows

The simulation hypothesis is real, but only for me. Everyone else is real, but I'm living in a cruel simulation

#conspiracy #conspiracy theories #list #simulation

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I don’t think abusers deserve comfort.

I don’t think they deserve respect, care, boundaries, choices.

I don’t think they deserve a new car and a luxury living space.

I don’t think they deserve a job.

I don’t think they deserve anything they’ve taken away from victims.

I don’t think they should be living anything but a hell life they’ve afforded to those they abused.

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(very poorly recounting a conspiracy theory) basically the stonehenge rocks are aliens. they landed there and uhh forgot to move. that's their skeletons. same with the pyramids

#conspiracy

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Nothing, gamers! what's up with you?

I’d really love some upgamers right about now

#checkmate

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Theory:

The family from "The Loud House" are direct descendants of John J. Loud, inventor of the ballpoint pen.

#the loud house #theory

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Mixed Breeds comics 2014

It feels like a whole new feeling, having more of my work behind me than ahead of me.

In "Monday News", the duet intervenes when they're bored by a news anchor. (Debut of Peat Rewind.)

In "Muffin Can't Buy Me Love", the duet writes a love song. In "Not Everybody Loves Raymond", Columbia becomes a stand-up comedian and hates every minute of it.

In "Left, Right, and Muffin", Muffin appears on the news. In "The Pig and I", Muffin wins a pig-kissing contest.

In "Peace of My Mind", the town declares world peace. In "[TITLE OF STORY]", Minnie buys a generic pet food that has an unexpected effect on Muffin. In "You Have 0 Pats", the duet is introduced to a social network.

Trivia: Winnie is obfuscating stupidity. He's dumb and giddy, but is also the character most likely to take over the world.

In "I Brake for Geese", the duo gets a bumper sticker that attracts geese. In "X-Beans", the squirrels gain telekinesis.

In "The Crab-horns", Mayor Baugo and his wife (Lolly) get relationship counseling.

In "Something Else", Dixie accidentally goes to high school.

In "Life After Leaf", a forgetful Bearl and Muffin investigate when they hear the town has turned into plant people. In "The Secret-ish Life of Bees", Muffin tells a story about bees.

In "Dog Gone", Muffin makes herself and Bearl disappear. In "Chicken Pickin", the pair helps a chicken decide on a retirement plan.

In "Backstage Squirrels", Bean and Elizabeth become stagehands. In "If a Tree Fills", the duet's house is overtaken by a Christmas tree.

And in "Do They Nose It's Christmas", the town's Christmas spirit reinvigorates when their noses freeze.

Original strips: January 2014, February 2014, March 2014, April 2014, May 2014, June 2014, July 2014, August 2014, September 2014, October 2014, November 2014, December 2014

#mutts #mutts comic #mixed breeds #mixed breeds comic #comic strips #parody #rewrite #2014

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we should punish people who make others consume generic food by making them watch "Foodfight!".

#food #foodfight #generic

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The "Steven Universe" fusion playlist

One song that best represents every fusion: their outsides, their insides, and my feelings on them!

Opal: "It Takes Two" by Kim Weston and Marvin Gaye

Sugilite: "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj

Alexandrite: "Hey Mama" by Kanye West

Stevonnie: "She's a Lady" by Tom Jones (which also explains my opinion on the character's gender)

Garnet: "Why Do Fools Fall In Love?" by Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers (but it's a cover version of the song that replaces the word "fools" with "jewels")

Malachite: "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift

Sardonyx: "Broadway, Here I Come" by SMASH

Mega Ruby: "Red" by Taylor Swift

Smoky Quartz: "Short People" by Randy Newman (I meant what I said)

Zebra Jasper: "Animals" by Maroon 5

Topaz: "That's What I Like" by Bruno Mars (because Topaz is doing exactly what fusion is supposed to be used for)

Rhodonite or Fluorite: "Broken" by Lovelytheband

Jade: "Beautiful Mistakes" by Maroon 5

Rainbow Quartz or Sunstone: "Juicy" by Notorious B.I.G.

Obsidian: "Titanium" by Sia

Azurite: "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish

#steven universe #fusion #steven universe fusion #playlist #nicki minaj #tom jones

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why isn't Peggy short for Paige?

#names

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Mixed Breeds comics 2013

All right; I hesitated. This is the last time I'm going to hesitate (I said, not sure I was telling the truth).

In "Holding On for Love", a windstorm sends Bearl and Muffin to the beginning of their lives.

In "The Principal Purrs", Muffin demonstrates a mindful purr that controls Minnie's mind.

In "Bearlpha and Omuffinga", the duet tries to save wolves from evolving. In "Eggspecting Better", Mattie hatches another egg. And in "The Invitations", the duet has to contend with a know-it-all dog when they're invited to a party.

In "Lord-games of the Hunger-flies", Muffin tells a story where the characters hold a competition after getting shipwrecked. In "The Cicada Clause", the duet meets a cicada who wants revenge on Minnie.

In "The Painted Turtle", Bearl and Muffin meet a painted turtle. In "The Beancredibles", Bean and Elizabeth get superpowers.

In "Army of Camp", Muffin brings an all-purpose tool when she and Bearl go camping. In "Treasure for Treasure", the duo tries to unlock a treasure chest.

In "Dog With an Experiment Log", the duet finds that Brunswick keeps a secret log of moon-guarding quipment. In "Fast Times at Labrador Elementary", Dixie transfers to a school in Labrador.

In "The Lantern That Jack Built", a pumpkin's face becomes contagious. In "Boo You", the town turns into sheet ghosts.

In "This Is PNN", Bearl and Muffin use parrots to communicate. In "Meat the Robbed-in-sons", poultry disappears right before Thanksgiving.

And in "Fan-Postnic Voyage", Postnie navigates his way out after he is eaten by a bear.

Original strips: January 2013, February 2013, March 2013, April 2013, May 2013, June 2013, July 2013, August 2013, September 2013, October 2013, November 2013, December 2013

#mutts #mutts comic #mixed breeds #mixed breeds comic #comic strips #parody #rewrite #2013

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More of My Catchphrases

[number] what? [number] your [body part]? (whenever someone provides a number without giving a unit)

I bet if I tattooed [insert something someone repeatedly has to be reminded of] on the inside of your eyelids, you'd forget how to blink

There is a god, and it's me!

Bullsh_t!

Be ashamed of yourself

You people are insane

When you die and go to hell, you should be brought before every stranger whose driving skills you've ever judged, and they should be allowed to do what they please with you

List of My Catchphrases

I've said it before, and I'll say it again

I know what I'm doing, he lied

I may be an idiot, but I'm not a moron

Are you severely stupid or just stupid?

If there were a god, I'd be deaf

A-B-C-D-E-F-G, what on earth is wrong with me?

#catchphrases #list #I don't live a good life

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Every Bluey episode, acronymed

With only two days left until new Bluey and one day left until new Chip Chilla, I've figured it's a once in a lifetime opportunity. So here, I present: every episode of Bluey, expanded Kids Next Door-style into an acronym that reflects what the episodes are really about.

Season 1

Operation M.A.G.I.C.-X.Y.L.O.P.H.O.N.E.: Motion-Altering Great Instrument Controls Xistence, Youths Left On Pause Have Outrageous New Events

Operation H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L.S.: Herd Old Sick Papa In-To Alleviating Location Soon

Operation K.E.E.P.Y.-U.P.P.Y.: Keep Entertaining Elevated Projectile Yon Upward; Pups’ Parents Ynvolve

Operation D.A.D.D.Y.-R.O.B.O.T.: Daughters Alter Dirty Dormitory, Yusing Robotically Operated Bandit Of Tidiness

Operation S.H.A.D.O.W.L.A.N.D.S.: Spoiled Hound Alters Directions Overtly While Little Adventurers Navigate Dark Shadows

Operation T.H.E.-W.E.E.K.E.N.D.: The House Established: Wanting Extra Exposure, Kid Examines New Discovery

Operation B.B.Q.: Bluey’s Bringing Quenching

Operation F.R.U.I.T.B.A.T.: Frantic Ruffian, Unconsciously In Thought, Becomes Animal Tonight

Operation H.O.R.S.E.Y.-R.I.D.E.: Heartful Old Relatives Suddenly Enter Youth, Resulting In Disastrous Endeavor

Operation H.O.T.E.L.: Heelers Own Technically Excellent Lodging

Operation B.I.K.E.: Bluey Isn’t Kwuitting Eventually

Operation B.O.B.-B.I.L.B.Y.: Bringers Of Bilby Better Intentionally Lose Blinking Ylectronics

Operation S.P.Y.G.A.M.E.: Secret Pups Ynfiltrate, Get Adults’ Mind Eraser (the only episode that's really made to be acronymed)

Operation T.A.K.E.A.W.A.Y.: Two Active Kids Exhausted Already Weary Adult Yesterday

Operation Y.O.G.A.-B.A.L.L.: Youngsters Obstruct Game And Bandit Asserts Less Love

Operation B.U.T.T.E.R.F.L.I.E.S.: Betrayed Unloved Tiny Tot Easily Re-Friends Little Insects Extra Sadly

Operation C.A.L.Y.P.S.O.: Children Aren’t Learning Yet Pretzel’s Shop Opens

Operation T.H.E.-D.O.C.T.O.R.: Tired Honey Encounters Doctor’s Orders – Cilling Time Obviously Required

Operation T.H.E.-C.L.A.W.: Tiny Hounds, Easily Cheated, Learn Another Way

Operation M.A.R.K.E.T.S.: Make Absolutely Right Konclusion Et The Store (as to what to buy, that is)

Operation B.L.U.E.-M.O.U.N.T.A.I.N.S.: Blues’ Limbs Use Emagination, Making Over Unknowingly Napping Titan’s Abdomen Into Novel Story

Operation T.H.E.-P.O.O.L.: Trip Halted, Entire Pack Of Objects Left

Operation S.H.O.P.S.: Store Has Obstructively Perilous Standards

Operation W.A.G.O.N.-R.I.D.E.: Wayward Adult Goes Off Note, Really Ignoring Dog’s Expectations

Operation T.A.X.I.: Toys And Xciting Intentions

Operation T.H.E.-B.E.A.C.H.: Truly Helpful Enormous Bird Eventually Aides Child Home (referring to this guy)

Operation P.I.R.A.T.E.S.: Pups In Rough Aqua Trust Easy Scaredydog

Operation G.R.A.N.N.I.E.S.: Get Results About Nana’s Non-Innate Ebility (to) Samba

Operation T.H.E.-C.R.E.E.K.: Tiny Hounds Explore Completely Rustic Exterior Environment Kreatively

Operation F.A.I.R.I.E.S.: Father’s Awfully Inadequate Rolemodeling Invites Evil Sprites

Operation W.O.R.K.: Waltzing Oughta Restrict Kommerce

Operation B.A.T.W.O.W.: Bumpy And The Wise Old Wolfhound (only episode to be fore-cronymed instead of backronymed, because dang, that title is long)

Operation T.R.A.M.P.O.L.I.N.E.: Truly Reliable Adult Must Part Or Little Inspirations Need Explanation

Operation T.H.E.-D.U.M.P.: Treachery Has Encountered: Dad Unloads Many Pictures

Operation Z.O.O.: Zany Outbreaking Oldster

Operation B.A.C.K.P.A.C.K.E.R.S.: Bluey And Cousins Kovertly Play Adults’ Cool Knapsacks, Entertainingly Rewriting Slog

Operation T.H.E.-A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.: Traveling Hounds Embark, Adopting Da Various Egos Necessary To Undo Ruler’s Evil

Operation C.O.P.Y.C.A.T.: Copying Old Papa Yndirectly Causes Avian’s Terminality (you have been warned)

Operation T.H.E.-S.L.E.E.P.O.V.E.R.: Tiny Hound Enters, Sounding Like Extra-Exhausted Person, Overturning Very Eventful Rendezvous

Operation E.A.R.L.Y.-B.A.B.Y.: Everyone Admits Rusty Leaving Yndy Brings A Burden Yonder (it's not my fault that nothing good starts with the letter Y)

Operation M.U.M.S.-A.N.D.-D.A.D.S.: Majorly Uncomfortable Male Seeks Another Nicer Diversion – Dragons Also Desire Sport

Operation H.I.D.E.-A.N.D.-S.E.E.K.: House Is Definitely Empty And Nobody’s Doing Seeking Except Engrossed Kid

Operation C.A.M.P.I.N.G.: Confusing Alpine Mutt Pal Ignites Night, Goes

Operation M.O.U.N.T.-M.U.M.A.N.D.A.D.: Mother Obviously Undergoing Nap Traversed Mostly (by) Unbeatable Mutts Also Navigating Definitely Asleep Dad (they can't all be something to be proud of)

Operation K.I.D.S.: Katastrophe In Da Supermarket

Operation C.H.I.C.K.E.N.R.A.T.: Children Helpfully Invoke Counter-Klockwise Events, Need Retrieve Adored Toy

Operation N.E.I.G.H.B.O.U.R.S.: Noisy Excessive Irritating Guy’s House Brings Overly Un-Restrained Sensation

Operation T.E.A.S.I.N.G.: Taunting Everything Always Summates In Neglected Gripes

Operation A.S.P.A.R.A.G.U.S.: Anomalous Sprout Plant Alters Reality And Generates Unanimalistic Status

Operation S.H.A.U.N.: Smelly Horrid Animal Upends Night

Operation D.A.D.D.Y.-P.U.T.D.O.W.N.: Definitely Adequate Dad Does Youngsters’ Pattern, Usually To Dear Old Wife’s Nonpresence

Operation V.E.R.A.N.D.A.H.-S.A.N.T.A.: Very Especially Rude Act Needlessly Done Around Holidays – Socks Adn’t Nown The Awfulness

Season 2

Operation D.A.N.C.E.-.M.O.D.E.: Discipline-Averse Newly Chosen Exercise Makes Owner Desire Emphasis

Operation H.A.M.M.E.R.B.A.R.N.: Home And Making Marketplace Easily Riles Bluey’s Activity Response Needs

Operation F.E.A.T.H.E.R.W.A.N.D.: Frustrated Enfant’s Appealing Toy Heavies Everything Round, Worsening All Needed Dogs

Operation S.Q.U.A.S.H.: Sibling Quashes Un-Athletic Stripe’s Hopes (or maybe "Stripe Quashes Un-Athletic Sibling's Hopes". it's been a while since I've watched that one.)

Operation H.A.I.R.D.R.E.S.S.E.R.S.: Hounds’ Appearance Is Re-Done Really Elegantly Specially Styled – Examination Reveals Something (N.I.T.S. means "No-see-ums Interrupt The Story")

Operation S.T.U.M.P.F.E.S.T.: Several Tree-Uprooting Men’s Pursuits Finished, Ensuing Spa Turns

Operation F.A.V.O.U.R.I.T.E.-T.H.I.N.G.: Family’s Afternoon Victuals Obscenely Unceremoniously Ruined In Tricky Euphemism, Therefore Hounds Imaginatively Nostalgically Grasp

Operation D.A.D.D.Y.-D.R.O.P.O.F.F.: Dad Allowed Do Drive Youths, Destructively Resulting In Playtime... Or Found Friends

Operation B.I.N.G.O.: Babe Independently Now Goes Out

Operation R.U.G.-I.S.L.A.N.D.: Rugged Unkempt Guy Is Swept Lost Around New Destination

Operation C.H.A.R.A.D.E.S.: Children Hafta Adapt Rules Around Destructive Enfant’s Schemes

Operation S.T.I.C.K.Y.-G.E.C.K.O.: Simple Task Interrupted ‘Cause Kids Ynsist (on) Getting Extra Clingy Kritter Off

Operation D.A.D.-B.A.B.Y.: Disastrously Adept Dad Bears A Blissful Youth

Operation M.U.M.-S.C.H.O.O.L.: Majorly Underfunded Mom Starts Coaching Heeler Out Of Love

Operation T.R.A.I.N.S.: Transportation’s Rudest Attacker Is Noxious Snake

Operation A.R.M.Y.: Autistic Recruit Maddens Ynfantryman

Operation F.A.N.C.Y.-R.E.S.T.A.U.R.A.N.T.: Fancying A Nice Caring Yndication, Romantic Event Serves True Appetizers, Uses Regard, And Needs Tenderness

Operation P.I.G.G.Y.B.A.C.K.: Parents Immediately Gotta Get Young Bingo Across Commons Kreatively

Operation T.H.E.-S.H.O.W.: Tiny Hounds Envision Showfully How Oldies Wed

Operation T.I.C.K.L.E.C.R.A.B.S.: Tiny Irritating Crustaceans Kinda Love Exacting Crawly Rubbing, Annoying Bandit Severely

Operation E.S.C.A.P.E.: Everyone Simply Can’t Allow Parents Ease

Operation B.U.S.: Bashfulness Unites Seniors (the simplest ones are often the best)

Operation Q.U.E.E.N.S.: Quirky Unstable Events Erode New Succession

Operation F.L.A.T.-P.A.C.K.: Family Latently Allows Tiny Planet’s Advancing Civilization Kreate

Operation H.E.L.I.C.O.P.T.E.R.: Honey Enigmatically Leaves – In Counteract, Operative Pilots Tautly Envisioned Rotor

Operation S.L.E.E.P.Y.T.I.M.E.: Sweet Little Extra Enervated Puppy Ymaginatively Turns Into Milkyway’s Explorer

Operation G.R.A.N.D.A.D.: Geriatric Retiree And Nieces Discover Another Day

Operation S.E.E.S.A.W.: Sending Everyone Existent Should Amend Weightiness (Bandit's weightiness, obviously)

Operation M.O.V.I.E.S.: Monkeys On Video Incite Endless Shock

Operation L.I.B.R.A.R.Y.: Little Insufferable Brat Really Annoys Reading Youngsters

Operation B.A.R.K.Y.-B.O.A.T.S.: Brazenly Abandoned Riveters Kinda Yntended Better Of Angsty Teenage Students

Operation B.U.R.G.E.R.-S.H.O.P.: Bandit’s Unexpected Reduced Generational Expertise Regiment Sends Hamburger Operation Packing

Operation C.I.R.C.U.S.: Children Invoke Rottenly Constructed Ubergovernmental Simile ("rottenly constructed" because I didn't like how reliant this episode was on the electoral metaphor)

Operation S.W.I.M.-S.C.H.O.O.L.: Strict Woman Is Masterminding Swimming Classes – Heelers Operate Overbearing Laps

Operation C.A.F.E.: Children Accumulate Friendships Easier

Operation P.O.S.T.M.A.N.: Prevent Oldies Shouting To Mail A Note

Operation T.H.E.-Q.U.I.E.T.-G.A.M.E.: Tiny Hounds’ Echoes Quashed, Unceremoniously Impeding Effort To Get A Message Expressed

Operation M.R.-M.O.N.K.E.Y.J.O.C.K.S.: Must Re-Model Old Nick-Knacks, Except Young Juveniles Obviously Consider Keeping Simian

Operation D.O.U.B.L.E.-B.A.B.Y.S.I.T.T.E.R.: Duly Overbooked Uncle Brings Lady Escort – Bluey And Bingo Youngly Suspect It’ll Turn To Evening Romance (I like the acronyms that tell a whole story)

Operation B.A.D.-M.O.O.D.: Bingo And Dad Make Occupation Of Depression

Operation O.C.T.O.P.U.S.: Obviously Chloe’s Tired Overworked Papa Underappreciates Silliness (it's shocking how well this one fits)

Operation B.I.N.-N.I.G.H.T.: Bully In Nest Now Is Given Hard Talk

Operation M.U.F.F.I.N.-C.O.N.E.: Majorly Uncaring Fussy Female Is Now Contained Over New Equipment

Operation D.U.C.K.-C.A.K.E.: Disastrously Unkempt Child’s Klutter Complicates Adults’ Kulinary Endeavor (yeah, you try and pretend that the Kids Next Door didn't use Ks for Cs all the time)

Operation H.A.N.D.S.T.A.N.D.: Helpless Antiquated Nana Does Start To Appreciate Niña’s Deed

Operation R.O.A.D.-T.R.I.P.: Relinquishing Onintentionally All Digital Things, Rovers Intend Plan

Operation I.C.E.-C.R.E.A.M.: It’s Clearly Emotional – Children Remember Eventually About Melting

Operation D.U.N.N.Y.: Don’t Use Needlessly Naughty Yargon

Operation T.Y.P.E.W.R.I.T.E.R.: Teacher Yuses Printing Equipment – Will Require Impassable Terriers’ Engagement Retrieved

Operation B.A.B.Y.-R.A.C.E.: Blissfully Aloof Baby Youngly Rots Away Chili’s Expectations

Operation C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S.-S.W.I.M.: Child Heartfully Receives Impossibly Stressed Toy Making A Scene, So Whole Impetus Moves

Operation E.A.S.T.E.R.: Expressly Arranged Scavenging To Eternally Remember

Season 3

Operation P.E.R.F.E.C.T.: Pick Essential Reminiscence For Ennual Celebration Time

Operation B.E.D.R.O.O.M.: Bluey Envisions Delineation; Renovation Of Old Moor

Operation O.B.S.T.A.C.L.E.-C.O.U.R.S.E.: Old Blues Start Teams And Chase Like Extravaganza – Cheating Of Unenforced Rules Spotted Evidently

Operation P.R.O.M.I.S.E.S.: Parent Reduced (to) Oversized Minor If Serious Engagement Spoiled

Operation O.M.E.L.E.T.T.E.: Old Mom Earresponsibly Lets Enfant Try To Essist

Operation B.O.R.N.-Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y.: Bandit Organizes Rejuvenative Newbornification – Youths Eagerly Start Teaching Every Riveting Detail About Yuniverse

Operation M.I.N.I.-B.L.U.E.Y.: Mutt Incurs New Inversion – Better-Loved Underling Earned Yntirely

Operation U.N.I.C.O.R.S.E.: Uncouth Neighing Interrupter’s Crass Outbursts Ruin Storytelling Evening

Operation C.U.R.R.Y.-Q.U.E.S.T.: Carry Unusually Riveting Recipe, Yet Quickly Undermine Extra Swoopy Things

Operation M.A.G.I.C.: Must Avoid Getting Intentionally Cheeky (another thing I like is when the acronym is also the lesson)

Operation C.H.E.S.T.: Children’s Helpful Entelligence Stagnates Terribly

Operation S.H.E.E.P.D.O.G.: Solitude-Hoping Exhausted Edult Purposely Does Obnoxious Game

Operation H.O.U.S.E.W.O.R.K.: Helping Out, Under-Stimulated Encouraging Walks Of Random Kids

Operation P.A.S.S.-.T.H.E.-P.A.R.C.E.L.: Parent’s Antiquated System Schemes To Halt Every Party And Risks Clearly Everyone Losing

Operation E.X.P.L.O.R.E.R.S.: Endearingly Xtraneous Puppy Lost On Route; Emergency Retrieve Soon

Operation P.H.O.N.E.S.: Pups Help Oldies Newly Embrace Stuff

Operation P.A.V.L.O.V.A.: Parents’ Alimentary Values Leave Others Very Annoyed

Operation R.A.I.N.: Redirect Aquatic Infiltration Noiselessly ("noiselessly" because no words)

Operation P.I.Z.Z.A.-G.I.R.L.S.: Playful Ingénues’ Zesty Zooming Activity Gets Into Really Loud Shenanigans

Operation D.R.I.V.I.N.G.: Dogs’ Roadrage Infuriates Vicious Imaginary Nefarious Gato

Operation T.I.N.A.: Totally Imaginary Newfound Authority

Operation W.H.A.L.E.-W.A.T.C.H.I.N.G.: Wasted Heaps A’ Lard Enervatedly Wane About, Thus Children Have Inspirational Night Gazing (maybe I was a little hard on them in this one, and maybe they brought it on themselves by being... everything that they were... in a show that was supposed to be for 6 and under)

Operation F.A.M.I.L.Y.-M.E.E.T.I.N.G.: Fluffing At Master Imperatively Leaves Young Mutts En Extreme Trouble If Noted Guilty

Operation F.A.C.E.Y.T.A.L.K.: Family Around Computers Evades Yelling To Annoying Little Kid

Operation R.A.G.D.O.L.L.: Really Appallingly Giant Dad Obstinately Lies Limp

Operation F.A.I.R.Y.T.A.L.E.: Father Almost Inaccurately Recalls Youthful Tale About Late Eighties

Operation M.U.S.I.C.A.L.-S.T.A.T.U.E.S.: Mostly Un-Stable Incites Chili, Allows Lyrical Shaking Then Adjourned Turning, Unsticks Everyone’s Spirits

Operation S.T.O.R.I.E.S.: Second Telling Of Ruinousness Introduces Equine Supporter

Operation P.U.P.P.E.T.S.: Preventing Unicorse’s Politeness Problem Epitomizes This Story

Operation T.U.R.T.L.E.B.O.Y.: Toy Unknowingly Regifted To Little Ear-Broken Outsider Youngling

Operation O.N.E.S.I.E.S.: Offspring Not Existent So I Empathize Sisterly (that one still haunts me to this day)

Operation T.R.A.D.I.E.S.: Two Really Adept Dudes Irrigate Entire System

Operation G.R.A.N.N.Y.-M.O.B.I.L.E.: Grouchy Rude Adult Needs New Yntent – Muffin Operates Big Impractical Load Equipment

Operation S.P.A.C.E.: Student’s Prior Abandonment Complicates Expedition

Operation S.M.O.O.C.H.Y.-K.I.S.S.: Sickeningly Morbid Obnoxious Old Chap’s Habits Ynspire Kids Into Setting Straight

Operation D.I.R.T.: Dogs In Real Trouble

Operation T.H.E.-D.E.C.I.D.E.R.: Two Houses Examining Deciding Event Championship Is Definitely Exercise Recap

Operation C.U.B.B.Y.: Cuddler Usurps Bluey’s Bedroom Yntirely

Operation E.X.E.R.C.I.S.E.: Effortful Xertion Expecting (to) Reduce Chubbiness Is Shoddy Excuse (referring of course to the fat-shaming controversy)

Operation R.E.L.A.X.: Resort’s Events Leave All Xcited

Operation S.T.I.C.K.B.I.R.D.: Sentimental Tot’s Imaginatively Created Kompanion Bird Is Rudely Destroyed

Operation S.H.O.W.-A.N.D.-T.E.L.L.: Short Hound’s Obviously Waning Attention Nearly Diverts To Extracurricular Lost Lecture

Operation D.R.A.G.O.N.: Draw Right And Get Over Nostalgia

Operation W.I.L.D.-G.I.R.L.S.: Women’s Imaginations Literally Divide, Getting Indy Really Left Stranded

Operation T.V.-S.H.O.P.: Tele-Vision Set Has Others Piqued

Operation S.L.I.D.E.: Shouldn't Let Insects Destroy Entertainment

Operation C.R.I.C.K.E.T.: Clearly Rusty Is Creating Kalamity En Tournament

Operation G.H.O.S.T.-B.A.S.K.E.T.: Grannies Have Objective – Stop The Buyers And Secure Kids’ Existent Territory

Operation T.H.E.-S.I.G.N.: Together Hearts Elevate Status Into Great Newlyweds (or, more jokingly: This Hopefully Ends Series (or) I'll Go Nuclear)

Operation S.U.R.P.R.I.S.E.: Sudden Unexpected Rivaling Playtime Rift Is Sufficient Ending

#bluey #bluey episodes #acronym #acronyms #kids next door #list

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Quarterly recap of the things my pets and I have done

After it was ruled that seals aren't pets, Mr. Splashie moved out...

and Mrs. Whiskerbean (the cat) moved in and married Milkbone. Floplop (the bunny) moved in too.

We held a race,

the pets became puppeteers,

and Fluffball (the guinea-mouse) temporarily became some kid's pet.

We post videos on an irregular basis at Paws-for-Effect - YouTube.

#my faux paws #animals #pets #cat #bunny #dog #mouse

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Mixed Breeds comics 2012

Welcome to where it all began.

In "Charley Horse", Bearl gets a leg cramp that turns into a horse. In "Snowflake Search", Muffin participates in a raffle to find two matching snowflakes. In "Un-North-odox", the duet meet a bird who didn't migrate.

In "The Madness of Queen Muffin", Muffin becomes a queen. In the wordless story "Joy and Faith", the pets go to a positive thinking seminar.

In "The Metamuffinsis", Muffin decides to metamorphose. In "Make Way for Ducklings", a duckling interferes with Muffin's book club. In "Riddle Me This", Brunswick and the squirrels collaborate to create riddles for the duet.

In "As Herself", pop star Jadagrace pays a visit. In "Vermin's Head", the duet takes matters into their own hands when they hear that lobsters don't have feelings. (The first comics I ever turned into a "Mixed Breeds" story.)

In "Land of the Post", Postnie gets lost on an island. In "Sortin' Hears a Sand", the duet have to prove themselves after an incident involving grains of sand.

In "Repeat Repeat", the duet finds themselves repeating the morning. In "Stop the World, I Want to Slack Off", time slows down on the last day of summer. And in "Dr. Nuts", a psychiatrist helps Bean with his hoarding problem.

In "Treat It", Bearl goes trick-or-treating to monsters.

In "The Rescue Dogs", the pair meets a superhero team. In "The Abundance", Bean and Elizabeth host Thanksgiving.

Trivia: This comic over here at the bottom contains the eight actual principles I use when I write.

Original strips: January 2012, February 2012, March 2012, April 2012, May 2012, June 2012, July 2012, August 2012, September 2012, October 2012, November 2012, December 2012

#mutts #mutts comic #mixed breeds #mixed breeds comic #comic strips #parody #rewrite #2012

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