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pianoperson · 4 years

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Ikerev Army Boys in a Zoom Meeting

Because they gotta stay in quarantine but have to talk about important matters.

Black Army

Ray Blackwell

Look, you can’t tell me his background in Zoom is NOT a bunch of cats.

He’s the host of the meeting, being King of Spades.

He’s trying to look serious as he brings up important matters to discuss, but it’s hard to look serious when he’s always petting Belle and the 200 other cats he brought in his house because he knew he couldn’t go outside to the alleyway of cats so he brought them all in plus several other cats he encountered.

“Ray, stop petting the cats and focus.”

“But they’re too cute... and they’re hungry and need to be fed.”

He and Fenrir tend to sidetrack really often too.

“Rayyyy I want to see you again! Quarantine is killing me!”

“Fenrir, I promise you, when we meet again, I’ll be wearing a chicken suit and go ‘bokbok’.”

“We’re derailing from the conversation.”

“And why are you going to wear a chicken suit??”

“DM inside jokes”

Sirius Oswald

He’s the one making sure the meeting is organized, especially with the 40-minute time limit.

He takes notes of important points that are brought up in a notebook.

But here’s the thing about Sirius.

He’s wearing a decent polo shirt.

But then Zeta called for him because something in their house happened that requires his attention.

So he stood up... and revealed his pink strawberry boxers.

“Wait... what???”

“Sirius wha—“

Everyone ended up laughing their butts off.

Luka Clemence

He turns off his camera for most of the meeting because he’s cooking during the meeting but is still listening.

He didn’t mute his mic, however, so the commanders could hear the sound of him mixing and cooking.

Cue the grumbling of stomachs

Unfortunately for him, by the time he was done cooking and decided to turn on camera, the first thing he was greeted to was Sirius’ pink boxers.

Poor guy was traumatized.

Seth Hyde

Ok this guy was wearing a face mask during the whole meeting.

Well... both the N95 face mask and that face mask you apply on your face to make your skin smoother and remove any blockheads.

Oh, and he has curlers on his hair for reasons.

He gives a lot of side comments this whole meeting.

“Sirius, you’re really serious!~”

“Lukaaaaaaaaa what are you cooking?? You’re making me hungry!~”

“Fenrir, you’re such an idiot!”

He shrieked when Sirius revealed his pink boxers.

“EEK SIRIUS OSWALD, THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE AT ALL”

Fenrir Godspeed

He screamed when he first saw Seth’s mask because it looked really creepy.

“SETH WHAT THE HECK IS THAT”

“It’s my beauty mask, Fenrir.”

“It looks scary man!”

“What did you say?!”

“ALRIGHT YOU BRATS, LET’S GET BACK ON TOPIC!”

Ok, aside from the occasional sidetracking of topics with Ray, the guy was mostly behaved.

But on the side, he was browsing through memes on 9gag and ended up chuckling quite a lot.

When the meeting proceeded, he secretly videoed the whole Zoom meeting just in case, and it came in handy when Sirius had to stand up.

Fenrir was laughing the hardest among the BA guys, and even managed to take photos of Sirius’ boxers.

He uploaded the portion of Sirius revealing his boxers on Youtube, titling it ‘Funniest Zoom Meeting’, and it got 1.1m views. Don’t tell Sirius, though, he doesn’t know about this.

Red Army

Lancelot Kingsley

The poor guy didn’t know anything about Zoom.

First, he joined without video, so his face wasn’t seen.

He accidentally muted his mic and he was talking, not realizing they couldn’t hear him. He was really confused on why everyone was ignoring him.

“King Lancelot, why are you so quiet?”

“Wait Lance, turn on your video and mic.”

???

The last 10 minutes was wasted on trying to direct Lancelot how to turn on his video and mic. But thankfully, in the second meeting, he was heard and seen

It was really weird for him, seeing his comrades on a screen and not face to face. And frankly, it was a little refreshing to see them not wearing their uniforms. Kyle and Zero looked a little more frazzled than they usually are (well, Kyle always looks messy, but this was a whole new level) while Edgar and Jonah still looked impeccable as ever.

Otherwise, he was normal. Just needs help with technology.

Also took him forever to leave the first meeting oof

Jonah Clemence

He was the one who hosted the meeting.

Like Sirius, he was the one who kept the meeting organized and was the one bringing up points for discussion.

Oh but he also nags the others.

“Edgar, stop eating jellybeans! How many times do I have to tell you that?!”

“Kyle, your hair is a mess. Fix it. Now!”

“Lol ok Mom”

“Mom?!”

He’s the one making sure the meeting does not sidetrack but ironically is the one who changes topic by being mom.

Edgar Bright

He’s taking a video of the whole meeting and taking down notes of important points brought up.

But the whole time, he was snacking off. He turned off camera and muted his mic at appropriate times so Jonah wouldn’t catch him. But somehow, Jonah still caught him.

“Oh, you caught me. But how? I have my camera off and my mic muted when I eat.”

“Edgar... I just know.”

“Jonah’s mom senses were tingling. Can’t get away from motherly instincts Edgar.”

Edgar does not regret taking video of the meeting at all, partly for reference but mostly because of Kyle’s boxer reveal when the meeting was over.

Like Fenrir, he also uploaded it on Youtube and it also hit 1.1m views.

Kyle Ash

He was late to the meeting because guess who had a hangover.

He slept through the first meeting. Thankfully, he joined the second one on time.

He was mostly spacing out throughout the whole meeting, and Jonah had to snap at him to get his attention.

Head empty, only beer

When everyone said their goodbyes, Kyle got up, not realizing he forgot to leave the meeting and that he had his briefs shown to the others, butt facing the camera. He scratched his butt too.

Edgar and Lancelot were laughing really hard, especially the former. He even took pictures of Kyle walking around and touching things with the hand he used to scratch his butt.

Jonah had spat out his tea when he saw Kyle and his briefs.

“KYLE ASH, TURN OFF YOUR CAMERA!”

Zero

Goodest boi

He was actually paying attention.

Well, he was eating his meal during the meeting.

He was both bemused and disgusted at Kyle’s briefs reveal and he was kinda glad he didn’t stand up because he was also in his underwear.

But yes, good boi, not much to say

#ikerev #ikemen revolution #jonah clemence #luka clemence #fenrir godspeed #edgar bright #lancelot kingsley #ray blackwell #sirius oswald #seth hyde #kyle ash #ikerev zero #ikerev hc #damn haven’t made ikerev hcs in a while

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a-corndog-named-schibbs · 5 years

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Thoughts on Voltron Season 8

Last one, guys, let’s do this!

-Not gonna lie, I watched the first few seconds of S8 and immediately assumed I clicked on the wrong show

-Pidge cosplaying as Pidge is comedy gold

-The Klance sunset scene may not have been what we wanted, but it was still a sweet moment between these two nonetheless

-BABY LOTOR RETURNS!!

-Fuck this Lon guy for not wanting to be friends with Hunk

-Status report: Kosmo continues to be the goodest boy

-And Keith continues to give head scratches like a good owner should

-Veronica and Acxa are both bisexuals. Evidence? They both have The Bob

-Zethrid offering to help Shiro is wlw/mlm solidarity

-Sometimes you just need breather episodes like Day Forty Seven

-Hunk continues to save the universe by being an absolute sweetheart

-Lotor: *shows up in Allura’s dream* Me: Hmm! Don’t like this!

-Current sexuality: Shiro winning that arm-wrestling contest

-Lance: Now I’m standing, y’all happy? Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle

-OG PALADINS ARE BACK!!

-Keith is once again ready to throw hands with Zarkon anytime anywhere

-I love my good good boys…being true friends…maturing so much from where they started out…I’m like a proud mom

-ALL SIX PALADINS PILOTING TOGETHER!!! I’M SO PROUD!!!!

-Allura you deserved so much better but you also saved all realities and for that I am grateful. You’ll always be queen of my heart

-I wanted Altean Lance but not like this

-I need a 20k fic about Pidge and her robot son

-Matt’s ponytail died so that Keith’s ponytail could live

-Krolia for empress 2k18

-Voltron may not have treated its LGBTQ rep the best but the entire series ended with a gay kiss and I am still shaking

And there you have it, folks! I already talked about my final thoughts in a previous post but I figured you guys would want to see this as well. Thank you for going on this journey with me!

#voltron #voltron spoilers #pidge #lance #keith #lotor #hunk #veronica #acxa #zethrid #shiro #allura #krolia #space puppy #klance #do veronica and acxa have a ship name yet?#cause like...i'm feeling it #my posts #taylor watches voltron

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brattykeith · 6 years

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Hi, Idk if your still doing prompts but I just discovered your blog and your writing is awesome! Maybe for a prompt : lance suspects keith has a praise kink? And like maybe he calls keith a good boy during intimate things and keith just m e l t s and asks if he really is a good boy . Then lance ends up feeling conflicted bc he's right and he wants to tease keith about it but that was really adorable and he just wants to tell keith he is the GOODEST BOY EVER (sorry for the horribly long ask))

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YES ANON

Dating Keith was a study in guesswork. It wasn’t that Keith was deliberately trying to drive Lance up the wall, no, but Keith had spent years hiding his soft edges behind a grouchy demeanor and sharp attitude. Expecting Keith to just come out and deluge every single one of his wants and desires was just plain insane, especially since even Shiro had taken literal years to get past Keith’s walls.

All in all, though, Lance was making great time. In just a few months his relationship with Keith had evolved from borderline platonic admissions of affection and ‘I don’t really hate you’ to kisses and now to sex.

“Lance…” Keith breathed, glancing away as Lance pressed gentle kisses along the curve of his wrist. When Lance took his time Keith was infinitely more flustered and undone by the time they both got off. Their first few rounds had been a hassled mix of need and arousal, and Lance had quickly discovered that while Keith was quiet about most things concerning their relationship, he certainly was loud in the bedroom.

“Yeah?” Lance asked, teeth nipping up Keith’s forearm and tracing an old scar that curved dangerously along his arm. Keith’s breath hitched and he looked away, before squirming impatiently in front of him. “Baby, what do you need?”

“It’s fine,” Keith said, moving in to kiss him to stop any further questions. Lance mentally pouted at that. Catching Keith while he was flustered was one of his main ways to get the info he wanted out of him. Info like what Keith liked and wanted versus what Lance blindly guessed at.

“Come on, don’t be shy. Be a good boy and tell me,” Lance murmured into the crook of Keith’s elbow. The effect was instantaneous, Keith tensed and then melted into their bed.

“A good boy?” He echoed weakly, face flushed as he glanced away. Lance had about 0.3 seconds to decide his next course of action.

“Yes,” he said sincerely, “you’d be such a good boy,” Lance replied.

“I...” Keith bit his lip and shyly met Lance’s gaze. “I want you to kiss me more.”

#Anonymous #klance #prompt #soft bois

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