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c-duceusclay · 10 months
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I think it’s so funny that Ashari parents make sure not to give birth under the ruidus moon through sheer will.
“there’s no fucking way I’m raising a Scorpio, wait an hour”
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simphic · 8 months
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Every male sim I been making I been hating…. Like this is crazy. I need to find some male skin details
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lesbian-in-leather · 10 months
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why is the new tumblr reblog graph feature showing me a biblically accurate angel
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nervousmonolith · 8 months
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found cool brushes
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You can't tell me Izuocha Isn't Canon
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mrs-han · 1 year
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WHAT, THAT IS SO CUTE?!?!??!! BRING EVERY CLICHÉ, COME AS YOU ARE.
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NONIE, I AM ON MY WAY, WE NEED TO COLLAB.
AND TOTALLY HAVE @marsystarsy AS DA ILLUSTRIOUS ILLUSTRATOR.
Omo, something totally silly would be like, Jumin is a very fast reader, and so is MC — but not nearly as fast as Jumin is.
So, when they do read this book together, Jumin is already flipping to the next page.
And MC is like, “I’m not done yet.”
And Jumin: “How long do you need?”
MC: “Two seconds! Jeez!”
Jumin: *LEGIT WAITS FOF TWO SECONDS, AND FLIPS THE PAGE*
You: “I wasn’t — hello?!”
Jumin: “You said two seconds. Two seconds have passed, and you only have yourself to blame for your lack of clarity.”
You: “You know what, let me hold the book.”
And Jumin hands the book off to you like, “The time you’re spending arguing with me could be used to finish the pages you’re on.”
Which you scoff at impishly, and you decide to re-read the pages again because some jerk distracted you…
And he decides to re-read with you for the sake of keeping his mind fresh on the current plot points…
AND THAT’S WHEN THE FINGERS BRUSH TOGETHER AS THEY BOTH GO TO TURN THE PAGE, AND THAT’S WHERE I, PERSONALLY, DIE. 😂🤸🏽‍♂️
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zacksnydered · 8 months
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The thing about misogyny that's scary for me is that people will sit in silence on the OFF Chance that the man can be protected.
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afterhoursgame · 2 years
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So guess who has had Covid since Sunday 🤙🏽
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luvsickself · 1 year
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Just so y’all know I’m gonna be crazy about Zenyatta for a while since they dropped a WHOLE AS CHARACTER to add to his lore.
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c-duceusclay · 2 months
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Me and Amiee are one and the fucking same
“I don’t get to reveal my backstory stuff now?? That’s cool, that’s fine” *is visibly restraining themselves from revealing a character’s entire backstory*
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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
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segretecose · 9 months
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not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok
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artkaninchenbau · 4 months
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
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gingersnapsblonde · 11 days
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Yo I just saw some porn of Iza from twilight princess and like. First off twitter sucks but secondly. She so has the natural look going on down there. Not completely bare. Tell me that gal wouldn’t have a full on bush 🙄 ugh so many people are scared of the bush! And!! Armpit hair on chicks like omg it’s not a crime give them that body hair it’s hot! 😭
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canonkiller · 21 days
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god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you
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forsooth-verily · 7 months
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"I've never had straight hair, and I've never been straight"
"Straight is a phase, yo"
"We're just gonna... chillax"
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