#Koose

[zenon-karr]

When queer love saves riverdale and all the endgame ships are queer that’s what ‘it’s not queerbaiting it’s saving the world.’ /really/ means.

#riverdale #trust me I’m a riverdale understander #choni #koose #kangs #jarchie #rarchie #archreggie #archiereggie #beronica

[alphawolfice1989]

Riverdale relationships as teenagers and adults 

archie dated veronica as a teenager and in a relationship with betty 

Jughead dated betty   as a teenager and in a relationship with Tabitha 

Cheryl dated  toni  as a teenager and was reunited with heather as an adult 

Kevin dated fangs as a teenager and was reunited with moose as adult

Toni  dated cheryl as a teenager  and is  married to  fangs as an adult 

#archie x veronica #archie x betty #varchie #barchie #jughead x betty #jughead x tabitha #bughead #jabitha #toni x cheryl #cheryl x toni #choni #cheryl x heather #kevin x fangs #kevin x moose #kangs #koose #riverdale #toni x fangs

[emilygracefleck]

*riverdale spoiler s2* including moose midge kevin

but uh, my first (and only) thought when Midge got killed was "YES, FINALLY MOOSE AND KEVIN CAN GET TOGETHER"

#riverdale #kevin keller #moose mason #midge klump #koose

[starpawedart]

Crossover BFs for @beshrew-my-very-heart 👑 Kurt's feet were hurting so Moose stepped in

Also you can tell how many preliminary sketches I had to do FOR this sketch based on how tidy these lines are. Whoops. Ah well.

#sketch #commission #koose #kurtofsky #kevurtoosky? LOL #OT4: Well At Least Roberto Got One of You Canon

[prudeau]

i could lie

say i like it like that

#romancegifs #riverdaleedit #riverdalecentral #teendramaedit #koose #kevinkelleredit #moosemasonedit #kooseedit #mine

[riverdalefan6602]

#riverdale #riverdale cast #bts riverdale #bts riverdale season 6 #koose #kevin keller #casey cott #moose mason

[feathers-fallen-on-riverdale]

Season 1 Episode 2: Chapter 2 - A Touch Of Evil ⬇️

[Ep. Statues: Already Watched/First Time Watching + Remember/Vaguely/Don't Remeber]

WHAT is it with this show and showing me that nasty ass board?

Am I horrible person for laughing at Jason's facial expression when he's laying on the corner's table?

😑😒 I'm gonna be seeing this man's unrealistic abs for a while aren't I?

Jesus Christ bro put a shirt on you'll catch a cold.

"This isn't a negotiation this is our lives." Okay bitch you meant your life.

Fred every time you show up on my screen I start thinking this show is worth it. Also give me stories of Jughead's tree house.

"An accidental drowning, who cares?!" AGAIN are we sure Betty's mom isn't the phsyco?

Betrayed you? Alice here is acting like they violated some ancient treaty or something. Remind me again who's the teenage girl?

Okay go Betty! Being all emotionally intelligent!

"Watch it Wednesday Addams!" TRANS JUGHEAD CONFIRMED?!!!

(Jellybean made the patches for him when he came out! He also has them as pins beside the crown pin on his beanie)

AGAIN #LetKevinHitThat2022

VERONICA GOT HER FLOWERS! 🤩🤩🤩. Nooo not yellow for friendship they should be red and pink and there should be violets there too because sapphic and.... hold up I gotta search something up.

Tulips, peonies, purple hyacinths and white orchids.

HERS AND HERS MENI PEDIS. jdjksjs the nail tech asks them how long they've been together and Betty says they just got together before Veronica can get a word out.

What is it with the Lodge women and pearls. Oh god I just got the vivid image of early 20s Hiram Lodge with a single dangly pearl earring. Might try and edit that later.

Edit: I did it!!!!

(I think Hiram would have done drag at least once in his life. What would his drag name be?)

Wow okay Jughead caught on fast go on gender King!

Girl the fact that Kevin left Betty high and dry for Moose. He's breaking the gay best friend stereotype you're honour 😢 /sarcasm

"Once again, fate throws us together once more" uhuh fate being Kevin's hornieness for Moose dick. Mmmm maybe Kevin's onto something? #KevinShipsBeronica perhaps?

Jesus they're really laying the guilt tick on Archie.

Shipper Veronica? Good to know.

... I really don't want to be mean. But. Archie you can't sing for shit.

Oh Betty.... you're GAY.

...... Grundy is really being fucking manipulative. Did she kill Jason?

JUGHEAD. JUGHEAD IN HERE COME HELP YOUR CARROT TOP.

Mmmmh I don't like this passive aggressive honeymoon phase Beronica are in.

😧 Betty you bitch. Okay now I can see how these 2 (Betty and Cheryl) are related.

Awwww Betty tutoring dyslexic Archie my beloved. After she tutors Archie and she gets a little older she states tutoring other neurodivergent and disabled kids. She tells her mother it's for her college application but it's actually it's so she can keep an eye on her own and create a support system within Riverdale.

Is Cheryl hitting on Betty? Godamit if they weren't related I'd ship that. Okay neverMIND 😬. That ship sank about as fast as it floated.

Wha????? Okay that.... escalated. Wasn't a serial killer gene mentioned in later seasons?

Jughead is me when it comes to Grundy.

"There's more?" - The damming words of one Jughead Jones in season 1 of a CW show.

Me @ Jughead:

Also I'm surpised but Jughead seems to have the single brain cell on this show (expect for Fred Andrews).

Archie, do you actually believe this? Oh this is getting too real too fast.

Okay Alice is giving facebook woman. Also the pagan comment is.... icky.

The transphobia against my boy is evil. Also not Reggie picking up on Jarchie vibes.

Again Fred is being the best person on this show.

But after this, does Archie like, talk to anybody about him and Grundy? About how there was obvious a power imbalance and grooming?

Also the Jarchie moments are so genuine. At least this side of the polycule is coming along nicely.

This feels way too professional for a highschool cheer squad. But what do I know, America is weird.

Oh. Cheryl is feeling the full blow of her trauma. I wonder how this is gonna be handled.

"He was supposed to come back" !? OH I remember now. He was supposed to run away with Polly and Cheryl was in on it. Him drowning was supposed to be a cover up.

Omg Beronica first date!

Oh a vow 😏. "Yes Betty lets commit interact rituals together. No boy will get between us."

Omg double date! The Riverdale polycule is assembling!!!!!!!!!

Oh I remember Cheryl's arrest so vividly this makes no sense to me. Staring to remember bits and pieces? I remember Jason's father had something to do with it definitely.

Unhinged rating: 1/10. The unhinged has suddenly plummeted. There were some genuine moments in there but it got dark real quick, from Alice being a psycho to Archie being groomed. But the dialogue is still Like That and the polycule is solidifying.

Starting several new segments:

Archie ab shot count (per episode then added together per season): Two. The first was more subtle the second just made me cringe.

Cheryl's Bitch-O'Meter: 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹|🏹🏹

A hefty 8/10 bow and arrows because of her moment at Betty's house.

Is it a bird? A plane? No it's a new headcannon pulled right out of thin air! :

Trans(masc) Jughead

Wednesday Addams/General Addams family stan Jughead

Veronica speaks flower language

Betty and Veronica's nail tech think they're a couple

Hiram Lodge used to wear a single dangly pearl earring in his 20s.(and still does on special occasions)

Drag Queen Hiram Lodge

#KevinShipsBeronica. He's our in-canon captain of the ship

Veronica is a diehard shipper (of what you ask? Anything)

Archie is a horrible singer but still writes lyrics

Betty creates a support group for neurodivergent/learning disabled people for her and Archie

Season 1 Alice Cooper is a facebook mom

Riverdale polycule first date/go to date idea is milkshakes at Pop's

Tag list (you can ask to be added [or removed]) though I doubt anyone will ask: @youre-only-gay-once

#riverdale #unhinged ep. review #season 1 episode 2 a touch of evil #riverdale polycule #beronica #koose #jarchie #archie andrews #jughead jones #betty cooper #veronica lodge #kevin keller #moose manson #cheryl blossom #jason blossom #polly copper #alice cooper #fred andrews #hermione lodge #hiram lodge #trans jughead jones #drag queen hiram lodge #flower language #the cw

[staliasjeronica]

MOOSE?! MOVING TO RIVERDALE TO BE THE P.E. TEACHER? OMG THIS MEANS NO KANGS COMING BACK TOGETHER WHEN TANGS ENDS THANK FUCKKKKKKKK

the only other good Kevin ship since Joavin <3

#chey watches riverdale #Koose #Kevin Keller #Moose Mason #also Moose looks so fucking good

[iarasstuffss]

OMG MOOSE! I ship it sorry

#koose #riverdale spoilers

[fizzlehead]

where the hell is moose why do we have to keep giving kevin different boring flop boyfriends can we just bring back moose for CHRIST’s sake!!!!!

#i’m SICK. CLAY WALKER??? WHO CARES. WHO IS THIS #i guess clay walker is a real archie comics character and is kevin keller’s actually canon husband but well i don’t fucking care #koose endgame i don’t give a shit…… #taylor xoxo

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

i’m so serious rn if riverdale season 7 does kevin and moose hate crimes again i am killing that man myself i cannot do that bro i like those gay people way too much these days. i don’t even want to see them sad or i’ll start calling riverdale problematic and homophobic without a trace of irony it’s not a fucking game to me ras…

#i really wish i was asleep rn unfortunately i’m thinking about kevin and moose #he can’t keep playing brokeback riverdale….. #fucking. koose endgame <3 and it’s the only endgame i truly believe in anymore #beth.txt

[homemade-potato]

my good sirs, I am not alright and extremely emotionally fragile about the ending of tua

#like what the fuck #they create a new reality after everything goes to shit and they koose their powers and all that shit #i'd like a word with gerard way and gabriel ba #and not a good one #i dont even know if that was a cliffhanger or not because i was too busy fuckiNG SOBBING #AND MOURNING THE APPARENT FUCKING HALF DEATHS OF SOME OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS #the umbrella academy spoilers

[eesirachs]

For a school assignment, I'm assembling an anthology around the theme of queer divinity and desire, but I'm having a hard time finding a fitting essay/article (no access to real academic catalogues :/ ), do you know of any essays around this theme?

below are essays, and then books, on queer theory (in which 'queer' has a different connotation than in regular speech) in the hebrew bible/ancient near east. if there is a particular prophet you want more of, or a particular topic (ištar, or penetration, or appetites), or if you want a pdf of anything, please let me know.

essays: Boer, Roland. “Too Many Dicks at the Writing Desk, or How to Organize a Prophetic Sausage-Fest.” TS 16, no. 1 (2010b): 95–108. Boer, Roland. “Yahweh as Top: A Lost Targum.” In Queer Commentary and the Hebrew Bible, edited by Ken Stone, 75–105. JSOTSup 334. Cleveland, OH: Pilgrim, 2001. Boyarin, Daniel. “Are There Any Jews in ‘The History of Sexuality’?” Journal of the History of Sexuality 5, no. 3 (1995): 333–55. Clines, David J. A. “He-Prophets: Masculinity as a Problem for the Hebrew Prophets and Their Interpreters.” In Sense and Sensitivity: Essays on Reading the Bible in Memory of Robert Carroll, edited by Robert P. Carroll, Alastair G. Hunter, and Philip R. Davies, 311–27. JSOTSup 348. Sheffield: Sheffield Academic Press, 2002. Graybill, Rhiannon. “Yahweh as Maternal Vampire in Second Isaiah: Reading from Violence to Fluid Possibility with Luce Irigaray.” Journal of feminist studies in religion 33, no. 1 (2017): 9–25. Haddox, Susan E. “Engaging Images in the Prophets: Feminist Scholarship on the Book of the Twelve.” In Feminist Interpretation of the Hebrew Bible in Retrospect. 1. Biblical Books, edited by Susanne Scholz, 170–91. RRBS 5. Sheffield: Sheffield Phoenix Press, 2013. Koch, Timothy R. “Cruising as Methodology: Homoeroticism and the Scriptures.” In Queer Commentary and the Hebrew Bible, edited by Ken Stone, 169–80. JSOTSup 334. Cleveland, OH: Pilgrim, 2001. Tigay, Jeffrey. “‘ Heavy of Mouth’ and ‘Heavy of Tongue’: On Moses’ Speech Difficulty.” BASOR, no. 231 (October 1978): 57–67.

books: Ahmed, Sara. Queer Phenomenology: Orientations, Objects, Others. Durham, NC: Duke University Press, 2006. Bauer-Levesque, Angela. Gender in the Book of Jeremiah: A Feminist-Literary Reading. SiBL 5. New York: P. Lang, 1999. Black, Fiona C., and Jennifer L. Koosed, eds. Reading with Feeling : Affect Theory and the Bible. Atlanta, GA: SBL Press, 2019. Brenner, Athalya. The Intercourse of Knowledge: On Gendering Desire and “Sexuality” in the Hebrew Bible. BIS 26. Leiden: Brill, 1997. Camp, Claudia V. Wise, Strange, and Holy: The Strange Woman and the Making of the Bible. JSOTSup 320. Gender, Culture, Theory 9. Sheffield: Sheffield Academic Press, 2000. Chapman, Cynthia R. The Gendered Language of Warfare in the Israelite-Assyrian Encounter. HSM 62. Winona Lake, IN: Eisenbrauns, 2004. Creangă, Ovidiu, ed. Men and Masculinity in the Hebrew Bible and Beyond. BMW 33. Sheffield: Sheffield Phoenix Press, 2010. Eilberg-Schwartz, Howard. God’s Phallus: And Other Problems for Men and Monotheism. Boston: Beacon, 1995. Huber, Lynn R., and Rhiannon Graybill, eds. The Bible, Gender, and Sexuality : Critical Readings. London, UK ; T&T Clark, 2021. Guest, Deryn. When Deborah Met Jael: Lesbian Biblical Hermeneutics. London: SCM, 2005. Graybill, Rhiannon, Meredith Minister, and Beatrice J. W. Lawrence, eds. Rape Culture and Religious Studies : Critical and Pedagogical Engagements. Lanham, Maryland: Lexington Books, 2019. Graybill, Rhiannon. Are We Not Men? : Unstable Masculinity in the Hebrew Prophets. New York, NY: Oxford University Press USA, 2016. Halperin, David J. Seeking Ezekiel: Text and Psychology. University Park: Pennsylvania State University Press, 1993. Jennings, Theodore W. Jacob’s Wound: Homoerotic Narrative in the Literature of Ancient Israel. New York: Continuum, 2005. Macwilliam, Stuart. Queer Theory and the Prophetic Marriage Metaphor in the Hebrew Bible. BibleWorld. Sheffield and Oakville, CT: Equinox, 2011. Maier, Christl. Daughter Zion, Mother Zion: Gender, Space, and the Sacred in Ancient Israel. Minneapolis, MN: Fortress, 2008. Mills, Mary E. Alterity, Pain, and Suffering in Isaiah, Jeremiah, and Ezekiel. LHB/OTS 479. New York: T. & T. Clark, 2007. Stökl, Jonathan, and Corrine L. Carvalho. Prophets Male and Female: Gender and Prophecy in the Hebrew Bible, the Eastern Mediterranean, and the Ancient Near East. AIL 15. Atlanta, GA: SBL, 2013. Stone, Ken. Practicing Safer Texts: Food, Sex and Bible in Queer Perspective. Queering Theology Series. London: T & T Clark International, 2004. Weems, Renita J. Battered Love: Marriage, Sex, and Violence in the Hebrew Prophets. OBT. Minneapolis, MN: Fortress, 1995.

#ask

[starpawedart]

Fun fact: if you don’t follow me elsewhere, you’ve fortunately missed out on my decent into Riverdale hell. However, you would never truly be safe for long, especially with the combined powers of the cross-universe ship dynamic OTPs and my influence over @davesdude80 

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#that warning is there for a reason #kurtofsky #koose #kevoose #commission

[bobbyjean]

More Riverdale quotes I am honoring.

Hobo. Bride of Hobo.

The Koose ship’s been trouble from the gay get-go.

He’s got telepathy. We’ve got Jughead.

Just two single straight dudes, doing some theater.

These next two are a pair:

1. Three years ago, Andy Cohen asked me to become a real housewife of New York. Hiram, I’m divorcing you. I am moving back to the city and I am becoming a real housewife.

2. Do you want to know the real reason why we’re getting a divorce? I found out that your mother tried to have me killed. Twice.

And my final example is a dialogue between two characters so probably technically excluded from being “a line”

Because that’s the kind of thing that secret girlfriends do. They kill each other’s boyfriends so they can be together.

I don’t know what kind of crypto-lesbian pulp fiction you’re conjuring, Hermosa, but Betty and I are just friends.

In conclusion, there are so many that I am unable to mention at the moment given that I started watching Riverdale the year after it came out and haven’t rewatched most episodes so there is much locked away deep in my psyche that I cannot access. I believe one day I will have the drive and the strength to rewatch and take extensive notes to preserve for posterity. Also I’m certain half of the lines I would preserve would be from Cheryl.

#riverdale #I go out at night. You mean cruising in fox forest?

[fattyneedtobeskinny]

Accually i wanted to loose 10kg until july, that would be 7 more kg now but then i thought, why dont push myself futher? Maybe i will be able to loose 17kg until july or maybe i can koose 27-28kg so i'm under 100kg. I would look so good in Summer is i would be under 100kg. Only 28kg i need to loose in the next 3½ month. Could be possible. Wish me luck^^

#4nor3xia #pro an@ #proana. #pro4ana #st4rv1ng #loosing weight #tw ed but not sheeran #@n@ diary