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whilomm · 1 year

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billie joe armstrong: "DO YOU KNOW THE ENEMY? DOYAKNO YOUR ENEMY WELL GOTTA KNOW THE ENEMY RAEH"

11 year old me, nodding: "tigerstar"

#buzzy #green day #listen i didnt know what politics are i just. heard that song and the only Enemies i could think of were like. in cartoons.#do u kno how long it took me to realize green day was politival #it didnt help that i could only hear half the words to their songs but it took until i. okay dont make fun of me for this #....until i hear a mashup of 'holiday' and a dr who song #and i was like. oh hey green day has political stuff. wow.#i was so fucking dumb jesus christ #i did not in fact Know The Enemy im sorry green day

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doomedclockworkdotmp3 · 5 months

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i drew vash doing the sonic adventure pose a while back and while i was working on that i thought "dont wolfwood and shadow look similar?" (its shadows chest fluff it makes him look like hes wearing a suit) but then i never did anything with that thought. until now because ive been watching sonic prime and i was in the mood oops

so i drew shadow as wolfwoods debut panel. ive never drawn a sonic character before. it was fun i hope i did ok

#art #my art #fanart #doodle #ms paint art #ms paint #shadow the hedgehog #sth fanart #sth #trigun manga #manga panel redraw #might as well tag trigun it is technically a panel redraw #this took me an HOUR!! an HOUR!!#originally i wanted to do shadow doing the wolfwood pose but. he already fucking does that. he already stands like that. i was just drawing #plain old shadow the hedgehog with a dumb cross hidden behind his dumb quills. i was just drawing jesus christ.#so i had to change the plan but then i was like “ugh im not puttin in all that effort again then.”#i failed that idea. i put in way too much effort. drawing his shoes for the second time (third technically) was much easier #i want to draw ww he is literally a black blob with a human face #anyways thats the post

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puppystarz · 12 days

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mm really dont know why m so needy for you, but, really want to sit between your legs n suck you off or could sit on ur lap n grind and tease till you stop me </3 (i feel like an overexcited puppy when i see ur notifs) -bitemark

You're so fucking cute oh my god. I'd have you make me cum with your mouth first. Then I'd let you grind on me to your hearts content, darling, I don't need stop you if you're only trying to be a good boy for me, right? I love how eager to please you are, it makes me so happy, puppy.

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hella1975 · 7 months

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11pm in manchester airport plane landed at 10pm after being DELAYED AND ANNOYING AND EVERYTHING WRONG WITH RYANAIR for over an hour. when is my train home from this godforsaken city you ask? 5am. good job im stuck in arrivals where there are no coffee shops or even regular charging ports haha. so glad to be spending the next six hours sat by the squeaky baggage claim machine. thank god my mum was sympathetic about it right haha… right????

#YELLINGGGG GET ME OUTTTT OF HEREEEE #WHAT THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO FOR 6 HOURS 😭#like yeah if i could amble about duty free coffee shops for a bit like i originally planned I’d be golden a bit bored but fine #BUT THIS??? THIS LOOKS LIKE THE BACKROOMS IVE BEEN HERE ONE HOUR AND WANT TO END IT ALL #WHY IS THIS AIRPORT LIKE THIS 😭 MANCHESTER THIS IS WHY NO ONE WANT YOU FR #called my mum like ‘I’m not being dumb right there’s no shops or anything after arrivals it’s just the exit’#bc if I leave arrivals I am NOT allowed to re-enter so I won’t even get this dogshit area that is at least indoors and covered #so I’m NOT chancing that shit #and she was SO FUCKING UNHELPFULLL she literally was just like ‘I dunno’ & when I complained she went ‘what were you expecting? a hotel?’#LIKE GIRL THE REASON IM HERE ON MY OWN IS BC THE FRIEND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY AT THE AIRPORT WITH ME HAD TO MAKE OTHER PLANS #BC HER PARENTS LITERALLY WERENT OKAY WITH HER STAYING HERE FOR SO LONG LIKE THAT #IM LITERALLY A YOUNG GIRL ALONE IN THE AIRPORT FOR THE NEXT 6 HOURS AND NOT EVEN THE PART OF THE AIRPORT YOURE SUPPOSED TO WAIT IN #THAT’S WEIRD. YOU’RE WEIRD #I DO NOT KNOW THIS CITY. LIKE THAT IS AN IMPORTANT DETAIL I DO NOT KNOW MANNY AND IM ALONE AND IT’S NIGHTTIME. WHAT THE FUCK AND HELL #AT LEAST BE FUCKING NICE OH MY GODDD #anyway. just saw a jesus i bet on losing dogs edit. what was that about

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animentality · 9 months

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I cannot play I have played 3 whole sessions of dungeons and dragons WITHOUT REALIZING that I am playing with @beemovieerotica.

What the fuck.

I'm so fucking stupid and unobservant. Holy fuck.

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #what the fuck #the absolute shock #im so dumb #i realized it when he commented on a joke dnd post i made with shit from the campaign and i was like wait #hold on #and then i was like oh my fucking god #JESUS #I told my dm and another table player and they were like omg wtf we were playing with a celebrity????#and i was like #YEAH????#jesus fucking christ hahahahaha #beemovie youre a legend and uhhhh #love your character #great playing with ya #hope i didnt disappoint you

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jesusbutbetterrr · 3 months

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What’s your top 5 places you’d like to visit!

um, I honestly don't even know anymore haha

So rn we're gonna pretend like I'm not scared of the aspect of meeting the phone sillies irl and pretend like my phone sillies are destinations

In no particular order

1: @jimothybarnes

2: @to-spread-the-ministry

3: @mac-and-thefox

4: @sexy-sea-basss

5: @criticaloser

#realistically i am far too scared to meet phone sillies irl simply bc like #that's scary #love y'all to bits #but it'd take me years to properly entertain the idea of meeting up irl #dumb and silly but im just peculiar like that #crystal tag #jesus responds

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katie100katherine · 2 months

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I just fucking realized the guns in Starship are called zappers because like. Bug zappers

#im so dumb jesus #starkid #starship

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silenthillbunni · 19 days

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im the one society marked as avoidant yet im always the only one who wanna fucking talk things thru. y'all are a fkn joke!!! im sry but u rlly are 💀 im the avoidant one. the one scared of conflict nd afraid of talking.... yet im always the one staying and begging to talk while the other one just leaves or is a wall nd refuses to talk abt it 😹😹😹😹😹

#im sick nd tired of it #sooooo many ppl say they wanna talk #nd blah blah fucking blah #it's never ever true #!!!!! im so sick of ppl jesus fucking christ #im sick of society telling ME im the sick one the distubed one #im the one w a personality #w a personality disorder lmao***#yet every one else are x100000 more avoidant than me #it's a joke!!!!!! absolutely fucking ridiculous #i barely have patience w ppl anymore bc all they do is blah blah blah but 1% of what they say is actually true #yeah yeah blah blah you're just wasting air atp maybe just stfu #dont say things u cant stand for #god im so fucking angry like????? why is it so hard for y'all to fucking TALK. say what u mean!! say what u wanna!!!!#talk things our instead of running away like a dumb fkn coward everytime smth gets a bit tough #or it's more like everyone have these extremely high nd uttainable expectations nd demands of u #nd if u dont live up to them suddenly you're trash nd they dont even want to talk abt things #bc you're not the perfect little thing they made up in their head #ugh fucking yikes people are so incredibly infuriating #i wish i could just find my ONE person nd then just go off nd be w them nd not bother w everyone else jfc #ok i obvi cant speelll when im angry whatever

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pepper-steam-milkshake · 7 months

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splinters chapter 5 moodboard

#original post #my art #bsd fanart #fic: splinters of madness #bsd nakahara chuuya #bsd dazai osamu #bsd fyodor dostoyevsky #bsd sigma #featuring dazai's incredibly dumb gay ass <3 #and chuuya's incredibly tired one #was having art struggles earlier and got advised to try NOT rendering and line art and sketching and everything like ive been trying to--#--practice; this came out of that and im honestly very happy about it #anyways has anyone ever watched dr horrible's singalong blog bc jesus christ. got those brain worms again

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anradalikesfish · 1 year

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for some odd reason, its the malleus fans who are toxic and problematic

not saying ALL of them are, of course, but im seeing a pattern

#like first laizy boy #and now ugigiugi #and then heres ventique jumping in to defend ugigiugi #also that name sounds so fucking dumb sorry not sorry #i feel bad for malleus for having the toxic fans #and they always make everything about malleus and revere malleus so much like bro #have you forgotten about the fact that malleus wants to be treated like a regular person #and NOT the way you are revering him rn #💀💀💀💀 i swear #im starting to dislike his fans #not him i love him but jesus #and then they get mad when you call him overrated #motherfucker he IS overrated

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aitadjcrazytimes · 8 months

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also neither of them know about the blog/tumblr bc CS was kind enough to keep that to herself even if she ratted my personal schemes and shenanigans out

#post #which. fair #my dumb ass out here like ''oh cs just talk to him he cares about you''#forgetting that she knows im cheating on his ass #of fucking course she's gonan tell him she's hiss sister jesus

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nanasketchdump · 6 months

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Me: you understand that apartheid was terrible, yes? As south africans we should be especially aware of this

South africans: yes I understand

Me: and that there were things we never learnt about it in school because it was too gruesome? Including forcibly sterilizing black women and flooding non white neighborhoods with drugs

South africans: yes I know that now

Me: you understand that even though Mandela was labelled a terrorist during apartheid and that he even planted bombs, we now know that he was actually a freedom fighter and he became a world renowned symbol of resistance, yes?

South africans: yes, I'm following you so far

Me: we also know that the apartheid propaganda machine worked so hard that there are even people today (non white people included) who fully believe that things were better during apartheid, even though that isn't true

South africans: yes, yes I understand

Me: same situation with Palestine

South africans: no! Its a complicated issue!! we don't understand everything! It's not the same, it isn't apartheid! Protect poor Israel!!!

Me:

#its the white south africans #as i white south african i apologize #Jesus you lot are dumb #im so tired of having this fucking conversation #palestine #free palestine #south africa #apartheid

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of-mutts-and-men · 2 years

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God I want so badly so worship someone's cock or cunt with my mouth while one or two people pound me from behind. Can't stop moaning around my fingers n it would be a shame if no one could use my obedient mouth. Literally on my knees rn pleaseeeeee.

#still drunk n even drunker #god i don't rven really enjoy sucking on stuff but I cant stop drooling all over myself #jesus #hornyramble #drunk drabble #let me be dumb puppy 4 u #i can be so good for u #lemme make u feel good #im so pathetically desperate n hard #sorry tmrw me who has to read this

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mikeyssuspiciousmilkshake · 1 year

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Imagine bro…

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solarisposting · 5 months

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I just read a goodreads book review that made me angrier than any inconsequential thing has made me in a WHILE. I loved the book, and I'm not a good critic of novels (or anything); I'm decent at analysis to be fair, but I like a read or I don't (on a spectrum of course).

But good goddamn, this review reeked with pretension and was written like the most unbearable food or music critic's diatribes. Adult character is lost in life, makes stupid choices out of grief/running away from issues/thinking distance from community will help/doesn't act logically as a character in a horror plot? Childish and not very bright! A large bustling family coming together for a major cultural and spiritual threat and asking the same damn questions over and over again, repeating the same arguments, etc.? Tiresome and muddled! Bro is your family (bio or chosen) totally chill? Have you never at least seen (in media or in others' lives) annoying family members beating dead horses for days on end out of concern and love and lack of knowing how else to help???

Dude I dunno, it just felt like legitimate criticisms one might have if they dislike a book or parts of its structure, but then those criticisms were a molehill buried beneath a mountain of hating some super fuckin' flawed characters making wild and awful choices in a time of grief and isolation. Screaming!!!!

#this was a review about Bad Cree by Jessica Johns which i gave five stars btw #i am unreasonably pissed lmao #it was like...just. gripes for the sake of bitching and being unhappy woth a short read that didn't hit typical horror benchmarks. dumb.#it's about multiple generations of cree women in the same family and naturally had a LOT to do with the cumture #and experiences and practices and just. daily lives of cree women mixed with A Horror Plot #but i was still sooo reminded of the chaos and aggravation and love and power and hurt and again love #of when the women on my mom's side of the family congregate #and the connections and rifts and stories memories legends among us all that get passed around rather than #passed down because it all feels so circular. we all repeat ourselves endlessly lmao #like this made me yearn for my family because i saw and felt them in this cast of characters #i'm not indigenous or canadian but i still saw myself and my family in this book and it was such a unique experience #bc it was so goddamn familiar in the midst of learning about this horror plot and how it mixed with cree culture #im emotional and tired and not explaining myself well. but JESUS i cannot wait for Johns to publish her next work #ann with an ie

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mejomonster · 3 months

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Im gonna be real. I cant do cant engage im tired of etc the femme blah the masc blah i hate gendered boxes fuck boxes thanks thats all

#rant #saw yet another the fem X the masc X fuck off #im just tired of ppl puttibg ppl in boxes #any dang person can be varying degrees of masculine and feminine all the time in various things vonstantly changing!!!#humans arent static!!!#its like girl dinner: starve glamorize eating disorders but call it cute #girl math: glamorize sexism yhat girls are dumb and bad at math (not true)#transmasc is dragonball transfem is sailor moon fuck off its the same as boys like blue girls like pink #the spectrum of human experience doesny fit in fucking boxes #theres trans women who HATE MAKEUP AND DONT SHAVE #theres cis women who love blue hate pink love dresses only work in STEM love warhammer #theres cis men who love to cook and love wearing hair long and love sailor moon and also love cars #like goddamn STOP GENDERING THE WPRLD IM SO TIRED HERE #also u know. plenty of men women and nonbinary peopld fucking exist #which are NOT neatly fit into some Mostly fem or mostly masc tally!#also like. jesus fuck. how stupid is is fem is being equated to woman #theres MASCULINE women. thetes women who love the masculine #and vice versa #and again its all a stupid pointless tally cause our range of masc to fem is just vague hobbies outfits #and does NOT have to correlate At All to our gender Identity

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