#JOJO SIWA!??? bestie please take that back I aksbssjsbsjs

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If I had to pick the absolute worst casting for a live action Bad Batch:

-Henry Cavill as Hunter. Generic good-looking guy who can pull of long hair and brooding, no other qualifications necessary.

Bruce Willis as Tech. Had the perfect hairline for Tech a decade or so ago; they can glue on a wig to achieve the same effect.

Benedict Cumberbatch as Crosshair. Facial structure somehow matches Crosshair’s insane proportions and he’s also a jerk in real life.

Dwayne Johnson as Wrecker. In the ballpark of an appropriate casting choice at least, since he’s Polynesian, but to ensure absolutely nothing good comes out of this adaptation, it is utterly ruined by dubbing him over with… wait for it… Larry the Cable Guy.

Jojo Siwa as Omega. Big name child celebrity who’s too old for the role but young enough the studio can pretend she isn’t.

Dee Bradley Baker as Rex. Just throwing out the entire pretense of caring about anything any more.

And the absolute worst for last: Andy Serkis as Echo, who is fully CGI

hi i’m gonna need a warning next time this just reached through my screen and shot me point blank

BRUCE WILLIS????????

#please this so funny I can’t believe you just left this in my inbox like it wouldn’t kill me #JOJO SIWA!??? bestie please take that back I aksbssjsbsjs #is it bad that I can feel ur wrath through my phone? #anyway thank you for this i’ll be thinking about it for the rest of my life #apollonkondric #ask #the bad batch #tbb