#IT'S JUST A VERY FUNNY MENTAL IMAGE

[magicicephoenix]

happy 414 day!! time for another silly photo op :D

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#bendy and the ink machine #batim #bendy and the dark revival #batdr #henry stein #joey drew #doodle dump #batim 414 day #continuing my goofy selfie-with-text tradition! figured henry should get some time to shine by himself #also the mental image of henry blocking joey’s face with the finger was too good to pass up #very simplistic background bc i’m not in the mood to scrounge up references or draw all that realistic stuff #it’s not that important anyhow. we’re just here for the funny :P

[scificrows]

The Roombabot Diaries

"Even without full scan function, I still had my dark vision filters and my own mapping data, so with the fixed point of the corridor hatch, I could retrace my steps to the ramp. It just looked awkward and stupid because for the first part I had to navigate like a floor-cleaning bot." - Martha Wells, System Collapse (Video and audio description below the cut)

VIDEO ID:

An animated video of Murderbot, in a full environmental suit (featuring a little 'Perihelion' logo on its chest and an opaque helmet).

Murderbot is wandering around a dark space, the sound of its footsteps on the stone floor are audible. It walks in a straight line to the right until it hits a pillar with an audible 'thunk' noise and stops. A grumpy smiley face appears next to it.

It recalibrates, making little chirping calibrating sounds, then turns and moves towards the viewer until it seems to hit the camera (again with a 'thunk' noise and a little frowny smiley face next to it) and recalibrates again.

It turns its back to the viewer and starts walking again, this time seemingly hitting the wall in the back. It recalibrates again, then turns to the right and starts walking again. After a few seconds it stops briefly, two exclamation marks appear next to it along with a beeping noise, then it quickly walks out of frame.

#listen i know this is not really what happened in this scene but like. #all i could think about when i was reading this was murderbot moving around like a roomba #figuring out the layout of the space by bumping into things and changing its direction with every collision #and the mental image was so funny to me #i don't actually know how to animate i literally downloaded the software a few weeks ago for another silly mb video (which is unfinished) #this is my second attempt with the software and like. it's FUN!! but i also don't know what i'm doing help #also PLEASE i can't draw please don't @ me about the anatomy #i'm trying to tell myself that the environmental suit is just. very weird hjsdfkdjkhdfjh #anyWAYS #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #system collapse #system collapse spoilers #sc spoilers #video #𓄿 #also. i really wanted to add the humans following mb in a row like little ducklings and almost crashing into it when it crashes into things #but then i would have had to animate 3 additional sets of walk cycles and it would have gotten to complicated and crowded sdfhjdksf #but. yeah. feel free to imagine they are there

[tomboxed]

lancer woke him up at 3am

#was this just an excuse to draw rouxls in (kinda) normal clothes? maaaayyybeee #being fr he'd sleep in the scrooge fit #but also #the mental image of him wearing spade-adorned shorts was very funny to me #his shirt says 'worme ❤️' btw #deltarune #deltarune chapter one #deltarune fanart #rouxls kaard #deltarune rouxls #rouxls fanart

[love-liberty21]

I'm a few days late for that, but I'd also like to point out this: All the adaptations turning Abraham Van Helsing into some kind of bad ass action hero evidently didn't read the part where he fell face first on the floor while breaking through a door

#dracula daily #october 3 #dd october 8 #abraham van helsing #dracula #the mental image is just very funny to me

[lyney-s-bitch]

Have you ever heard of screaming in a different frequency? Or whatever it’s called. You know like, someone screams but you can’t heard but dogs can or some glass shatters? Can you do a blue lock scenario like that?

Where some blue lock boys try to prank you with them dressing up as a clown and when the reader sees them, she screams. Well kinda😅 Her eyes have completely widens and her mouth is open but there’s no sound. Then the window shatters. Or they see the reader’s dog cover their ears.

Blue lock boys: Isagi (bachira forced him), Bachira, Reo, Kaiser, Sae, Rin (Idk why Sae or Rin would do that 🤷🏽‍♀️) , Chris Prince, Otoya, or any one you want to write it for!

I gotta admit, this was quite the odd ask… but a very creative one for sure - thank you sm for sending it in!!

I decided to do this in categories and altered it a little so it made sense to me, hope you don’t mind!! Enjoy~

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reaction to you "screaming" when they prank you dressed as a clown || Bllk boys

pov: It was Halloween, but you and your boyfriend had decided to stay in tonight. No dressing up, no parties. He had other plans though, wanting to prank you dressed as a horror clown… but that didn’t quite go as he had planned.

Screams at the top of his lungs in response because your reaction startled him (might also end up punching you out of reflex). Will absolutely yell at you "Don’t scare me like that!!", fully disregarding the fact that HE had literally planned to startle YOU. It will take him a while to calm down after - playing soccer and working out fade in comparison to you scaring the living shit out of him.

LAVINHO, Raichi, Isagi, Reo, Prince, Nanase

~~~~~

Stares at you in silence, blinks a few times, then turns around and walks out on you. He’s honestly just absolutely baffled and has not yet processed what he had just witnessed. And he ain’t gonna stick around to find out. At least that meant him dressing up as a clown wasn’t the weirdest thing that happened tonight…

RIN, Sae, Kunigami (post!wildcard), Chigiri, Nagi, Noa, Hiori

~~~~~

Ends up way more creeped out by your muted scream than anything. Like, excuse him?! What the actual fuck?? Miss him with that banshee shit, he ain’t getting cursed tonight, nuh-uh. NUH-UH. You’ll have to console him after (which turns out to be harder than you would’ve thought), the fact that he’s the one who had started this whole thing in the first place long forgotten.

KAISER, Otoya, Karasu, Aiku

~~~~~

Actually psyched about and fascinated by your previously unknown talent. Like "Goddamn, my sweetheart could do that?! I never knew sopranos like that actually existed!" (a/n: disclaimer - they don’t) Will definitely demand for you to do it again and show him HOW exactly you do it. Chances are he’ll wanna try it himself at some point (he’s just the tiniest bit delusional about how high his voice can possibly go).

SHIDOU, Bachira, Prince, Gagamaru, Ness

#this is honestly just such a funny mental image #Rin probs took the dress-up very serious #with all those horror movies he watches and games he plays #I can see him having a totally awesome costume #blue lock #bllk #blue lock x you #blue lock x reader #bllk x you #bllk x reader #blue lock crack #bllk crack #blue lock imagines #bllk imagines #my writing stuff

[ninicaise]

i don't know if it's some sort of spiteful instinct within me that i developed against fanon but the idea of damen straight out calling laurent an idiot is hilarious. to me

#just the image #of mastermind architect intj laurent of vere #being looked in the eye by the king of what vere considers a barbarian country #and being told he's being dumb. #like i just wonder sometimes. how the hell laurent would react to that #and then i remember This Happens Continously in canon #and every time laurent's reaction is basically damn. youre right. i AM being dumb #with the barely contained rage #it's that aux te. yknow? if it works it works mentality #anyway. very funny very underused element in their dynamic big fan of the whole thing #captive prince #damen x laurent

[warlordfelwinter]

you know

#don't ask how celeste is leaning over that other horn #he's getting poked and just putting up with it #also the pose and heights does make it look like asmo is sitting in a beanbag chair #which is a very funny mental image to me #doodles #oc: celeste #celeste/asmodeus

[timeisacephalopod]

The type of Christian who asks atheists how they don't like, murder people on the reg are so funny to me because they seem to think their religion makes them the Peak of Morality when statements like "if you don't believe in God how comes you don't do X thing" all but outright state they have no idea why shit like murder and rape is bad except that God doesn't like it lmao. Like way to admit you have no intrinsic sense of morality and need to be afraid of a higher power to be a decent person, but I promise if you're not a piece of shit it's actually very natural not to want to do heinous evil shit all the time potential punishment from a higher power or not 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

#winters ramblings #seriously its SO funny when that happens because every time its like ??? the FUCK kind of thoughts do you have #to ask HOW i resist doing evil shit all the time because i dont fear god because i dont believe in God?? #what kind of fucked up person do you haveto be to only resist killing people because of fear of a higher power?? #these are people to avoid because typically they also come with the issue of using their religion to make any action they want #perfectly Good and Moral because GOD said it its in the BIBLE whether thats true or not and like bible or no #if you have no intrinsic sense of morality i dont want to hear about atheist morality from you lmao #not that athiests lack issues i swear to god white dudes who evangelize atheism like its their new religion #have WILDLY missed the point and often suffer the same problem as the aforementioned Christians #wherein the onky thing thats ever given them any kind of pushback is the church so they decide RELIGION is horrible and bad as a whole #which isnt true religion can be a perfectly lovely amazing thing for people but that brand of atheist #doesnt seem to understand that people turned away from the church because of wide spread abuse and discrimination not because #believing in god makes you literally mentally ill like some of these fuckos act like. abelist AND shite to religious folks in one fowl swoop #so you know atheists have problems too but like they arent making laws in their beliefs images across the world so you know #temper the criticism with how influential the group actually is although richard dawkins types DID get a lot of space to spew their idiocy #like dawkims if you think youre SOOOO much smarter than christians how come you have ALL the same misogyny problems?? #youre not that smart and logical if youve decided a whole kind of person is inherently less than you buddy. in fact thats very Christian #of him actually. funny when that happens but again if you dont actually know WHY something is a problem #its very easy to say Thats Bad and then literally do the exact same thing you just condemned because when YOU do it its no longer bad #because its got YOUR flavor of fucked up morality on it now instead of being like hmm maybe Christianity isnt a problem #because it EXISTS but because a lot of people use their religion as a pointed barb to discriminate against huge swaths of people #and often the intolerance becomes a legal issue when Christians and other religious majorities shove through laws based on EXCLUSIVELY their #religions and opinions and that doesnt mean religion should be dismantled it means we ahould tell religious folk who would know what #morality was if it fucked them up the ass to shut up and figure out what morality is outside of rekigion before they start legislating about #it and whatnot. also i wish extreme opinions werent ALL the news focused on exclusively on the political right #can we platform some NORMAL well adjusted christians who are god loving AND not a bunch of wingnuts #who are two steps away from arguing thou shall not kill only applies to people they LIKE because they dont seem to understand #maybe murder is bad when EVERYONE does it not just The Bad People??!?!

[bonefall]

Hallowflight is like a WC version of Pheidippides

pheidippides NUTS AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh shit I didn't realize I didn't know this guy's name lmao. I didn't know The Greek Marathon Guy had a name. Yes though! I did have the concept of the marathon in mind.

But Hallowflight of course doesn't die, he lives and is given his honor title for it. More ways that we in the modern era dunk on Pheidippides. Check THIS out idiot! We run named the distance of a run after you and we don't even drop dead at the end of it <3

#bone babble #fennelposting #I think it would be very funny if I got haunted by Pheidippides #I had the best mental image of opening up my phone and showing a picture of Pheidippides to Hallowflight #And he just kinda. Looks at it #Then does that little kitty marking-kiss on the corner of the phone to show approval and then walks away with his tail up

[sysig]

Getting up to trouble is his speciality (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #The Captain #Mixed set! :D Lots of singular doodles - one-offs or ones that apply to a few different scenes #The kiss is random tho <3 I still haven't gotten to ZEX showing off his uniform to Zelnick! I want them to!! #Him seeing his Captain in his uniform was so lovely tho <3 I love Big Love and that was so <3 Hehe #Smooch ♥ #ZEX does not eat enough ;; He eats like a bird and it's highly distressing #I actually wrote in my notes that I was surprised he wasn't hurting In The Same entry as when he was experiencing hunger pangs haha #It doesn't help that he tends to talk through meals rather than eat - he's so much more interested in making connections with humans! #As far as metaphors go - killing himself for the sake of trying to bridge that gap - I mean it's apt but ZEX please #I think it was while he was talking to Wally at one point that he framed the War in a very flippant light-hearted way which was funny to me #I don't think that's the descriptor most people would use haha #Swearing <3 <3 VUX terminology <3 <3 #I want a VUX glossary of terms so badly hehe I've been slowly compiling a few here and there :3 Direct translation! The dream ♫ #Him getting stressed enough to swear is very endearing haha ♪ What do you mean I'm endeared by everything he does don't be silly #The next one of me deeply enjoying when he's creepy is not proof of anything! Just because I Happen to also like that!! #I do really love when he's creepy tho agh <3 <3 The mental image of him as The Hunter - casually cornering and capturing his prey <3 #In that instance he was interrupted pretty quickly but the setup was there!! And it was extremely good!!! #I love how huffy he gets as well haha ''All these humans interrupting my seduction attempts >O( ...Wait O|'' lol #And finally an exchange on the board between him and Scarecrow haha so many fun faces around!! #I love him being completely baffled by a non-mechanical construct it just short-circuits his brain haha ♥ #He's so intelligent but there exists things unknowable! #The image of him tapping his pen is so Incredibly cute ah <3 Where did he learn such a thing! Does it translate from his VUX form to this ♪ #Anything everything ♥ Learned or known! It's wonderful

[moongothic]

Hey anon, I'm so sorry but your ask is obscenely long so I'm cutting it down to bare essentials

Most of the Original Ask was just a copypaste of this forum post, quickly highlighting this comment too

LOOK WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT MORIA, YO! "Defeated by Gellard and returns in the Final Scenario with an even more grotesque appearance than when you first met him."

But yes, I am aware, I have read that exact same thread before (when I first learned about the Romancing SaGa inspo on r/OnePiece and wanted to learn more), and I did briefly discuss the Seven Heroes when speculating about Cross Guild and wherever the fuck that plotline is going

And I'm now going to add onto that original post, because boy howdy do I have some additional thoughts to get out of my brain

Okay so yes, Doflamingo would be the OG Iteration of Bokuohn, the puppeteer who manipulates people. But in the context of Cross Guild... That's Buggy. "Bokuohn is in control of the majority of the Seven Heroes' forces. Situated in the Steppes region, he owns a large landship, complete with an innumerable amount of slaves." That's literally just Buggy. Like he's not a master of psychological manipulation nor can he forcefully manipulate anybody like literal puppets either (the way Mingo could), but. Like scratch out he RoSa2 terms, replace them with the relevant OP terms and it's a perfect description of Buggy.

Bringing that up because I'm still interested in Cross Guild becoming Shichibukai 2.0 But Without The Government This Time, but if we wanted to have exactly seven former Shichibukai to make up Cross Guild and make sure we had like ones who could actually fill out the roles of the Seven Heroes from RoSa2... Yeah there's going to have to be some replacements Not just because otherwise Doflamingo would need to be broken out of Impel Down somehow (which I doubt will happen, also I don't think Crocodile would want him working for him anyways), but also. Jinbei's with the Strawhats. And I don't think he's ditching Luffy any time soon for Crocodile of all people, not when he finally fucking joined the Strawhats for realsies.

So Doflamingo could be replaced with Buggy, cool, sure. What about Jinbei then? Who will take up the role of RoSa2's Subier?

So a while back I wrote this speculation post about if the Burn Scar Man (who has the final Road Poneglyph) could be a Fishman.(PERHAPS specifically Davy Jones?) Bringing that up because during Kuma's flashback we did learn that Kuma got the Shichibukai Slot after Ace defeated one of the seven at the time. And we specifically got to see Ace talk to Jinbei about it, Ace being surprised Jinbei of all people was glad the Shichibukai slot was being filled again. Now obviously, our Firefist Ace defeating a Shichibukai makes for one great candidate on who the Burn Scar Man could be, as Ace could very easily leave someone with some severe burn scars. This is platantly obvious lmao. But it's the conversation with Jinbei that actually interests me, because like. Sure, Jinbei being a fellow Shichibukai, it might be odd for Ace to hear Jinbei be glad that one of his fellow Warlords is being replaced. But that comment could make twice as much sense if that Warlord had ALSO been a fellow Fishman and/or a Merman (and perhaps someone Jinbei might've known better?). Now indeed. We are going to meet the Burn Scar Man eventually, 100%, it's mandatory for the plot to move forwards. Which means we're going to find out who that guy is, and if the Road Poneglyph gets stolen from him, he might have to find something else to do with his life since there won't be any point in guarding it anymore. And hey. If Mr Burns does turn out to be a fellow former Shichibukai who also happens to be a Fishman/Merman and a master of Fishman Karate... Oh hey, what's this? "Subier - A half octopus merman who controls the flow of the ocean to use as a weapon." Like. IDK I think we could have another Cross Guild member on our hands here.

(Honestly, currently the only problem we have is Dantarg, whose role currently being held by Kuma. Like the only other known Shichibukai we have who could be "available" is Law but he hasn't really done any "bodymods to become stronger" and thus doesn't fit the description. Hell, that description fits Kid more than anything but he was never a Shichibukai either. Guess we gotta keep on hoping Kuma somehow survives and just doesn't return to the Revolutionary Army for some reason)

Hilariously the most interesting thing you pointed out was that comment in the forum thread about Moria, 'cause I hadn't even realized this before but

So we know Blackbeard had captured Moria and held him hostage for... weeks, months? Until he was freed by Coby as per Perona's plea during the raid on Fullalead. Interestingly though, although theoretically we know Moria and Perona should have escaped the island by now, we have not seen either, now have we? Which is kind of suspicious now that I think about it. Because like. It'd make perfect sense if Blackbeard and co had been torturing Moria during his time in captivity, right. Have they been feeding my beloved goth onion well? Realistically, probably not?

Like. Thinking about it. We know Moria got chumby after the trauma of losing his crew and all, so what are the odds he might have lost that weight now during his captivity??? What if he looks more like his younger self again, the one see clash with Kaidou??? Or, the more horrifying option. I mean zombies aren't like an inherent part of Moria's DF abilities, just the Shadow Manipulation. But for all we know Moria could have lost a limb or two, and depending on where the fuck Hogback is (dude is supposed to be a competent doctor, he should be able to stitch Moria back up)... I mean theoretically the next time we see Moria he could look like one of his zombies. Or worse.

#Moon posting #Asks #OP Meta #OP Spoilers #Cross Guild #Long post #For the record I was a Moria Stan for well over a decade before becoming a Crocodile Simp #Gecko Moria My Beloved. We stan a Goth Onion #Sidenote when I speculated about how Hancock might interact with Crocodile I did joke in the tags of that post #About how funny it would be if she some fucking how fell in love with Crocodile. Because the mental image of that is funny as hell to me #AND HEY LOOK AT WHAT THE ROMANCING SAGA 2 LORE COULD BE SUGGESTING HERE LMAOOO #Hancock is allowed to enter her Old Man Enjoying Era. As a treat. GOOD FOR HER ((Croc isn't even old he isn't even 50 yet lmao)) #I'm so sorry anon if you wanted me to discuss Crocodile more in this post because like. There isn't that much to discuss #Like I've discussed the important stuff in the past and I'm really interested in the Cross Guild side of things with this #Because that plot thread is driving me up the walls and RoSa2 might be the only thing that can suggest where the fuck it's going #MAYBE #So I just wanted to take this opportunity to speculate more about Cross Guild than rediscuss the CrocoLore #But yes Crocodile being trans is super duper confirmed by RoSa2 and that is so very sexy of him

[lanliingwang]

fully hoping I can eventually summon melusine bc I have muramasa and I’m just like. imagining melusine seeing muramasa in chaldea and is (largely mentally) like ‘oh it’s on Sight’

meanwhile summonable muramasa, with no memory of any sort of enmity with her (unlike his Alterego counterpart):

#their lb6 enmity is lowkey very funny so I just imagined this sjksdjkgh #lulas's randomness #fgo #fate grand order #melusine (fgo) #sengo muramasa (fgo) #sengo muramasa #melusine #(since iirc summonable muramasa =/= alterego disciple of the foreign god muramasa) #(i could be wrong but the mental image is very funny) #fairy knight lancelot #tam lin lancelot #fgo spoilers #senji muramasa #senji muramasa (fgo)

[kisskissgotohell]

all the other juniors in lan sizhui's generation are secretly very glad wei wuxian took 13 years to show up again bc if he had come back sooner, lan sizhui would've OWNED on the gusu lan sect playground. insult the guy once when you're eleven and suddenly you're sitting in a parent teacher conference next to one or more of the following: the younger brother of the sect leader, potentially the sect leader himself, the ghost general wen ning, the goddamn yiling patriarch,

#i know cultivation sects dont work like american elementary schools but the mental image is funny #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan sizhui #wei wuxian #lan wangji #what would you do if you found out two supposedly very evil guys youve only heard abt in history class had a personal grudge against u #bc you were mean to their son/nephew once #i think i would simply just pass away

[pocketramblr]

Musing about the whole "subvert a fandom plot you don't like to make it something you kinda do" about the red shoe thing, and I am thinking if I did, I'd set it up so that while there is no one specific company that makes deliberately quirkless-shaped all red shoes, there are some shoe shapes that are more or less comfortable for quirkless feet, but also for some other people's because I don't want to make too fine a point of it but like... Feet come in a lot of different shapes anyway.

So Izuku does wear a brand of high tops that are more comfortable for him than most other shoe shapes, and prefers them to the point that he would rather have add ons to the shoes in the hero costume over just having separate boots- but part of that is him not even wanting to risk trying to get boots made with that shape, in case people notice it's a little off the normal and is closer to the fit that has a higher quirkless usage than other fits. Because Izuku, in case you haven't noticed, is somewhat anxious and rather cautious about protecting what he initially sees as All Might's secret. But he's also overthinking it because exactly no one would assume that was the reason those shoes are more comfy for him. (Aoyama only realizes it's a possibility after he suspects Izuku of not being born with his current quirk(s), and even then he actually waits until Izuku is away from his room to sneak in and try them on, thinking "yeah it's a bit more comfy than other fits, he might have been quirkless then too instead of just getting his quirk switched out.")

(Pocket that's a really weird thing for Aoyama to do)

(yeah I know. Anyway.)

Tomura does not have shoes that are particularly styled for any shape of feet, because they are cheep off brand converse.. AfO gets him shoes in red to make any blood he stepped in slightly less obvious. AfO isn't even aware of how different shoes might be more or less comfortable for quirkless people, he just gets his fancy dress shoes from the same store for decades, and if anything has ever threatened that business he'd make sure it kept going

#was thinking to myself i don't particularly like that idea because those two specific shoes are VERY CLEARLY different brands and shapes #but i was also thinking the mental image of aoyama sneaking to try on Izuku's shoes to dig a bit more into his suspicions was really funny #and i decided he's just weird enough and Izuku's just enough of an overthinker that i could make it work fngjgkvh

[krafterwrites]

Imagine Silver spinning himself around really fast with his psychokinesis

#He would probably either have a very horrible 5 minutes afterwards or get hurled at a wall at 50 mph #Or if there wasn’t a wall and it was in an open area he would just go flying which is a really funny mental image #Krafter Talks

[wizardfvcker]

pictures taken seconds before disaster

#.txt #ABSOLUTELY FUCKED RUN TBH #i blew all my death defiances to get enough cash to buy a titan blood bc i was gonna die to hades anyway. might as well #just a very funny mental image to me. zag dragging himself out the door bleeding to faceplant down into the snow as soon as hades bumps him