#IT'S ILLEGAL

[gotham-response]

#only in gotham #gotham city #just gotham things #in universe memes #batman #clayface #someone please inform him of this #it's illegal #and also the actors that survive him are insufferable in the ambulance

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

Miles Kane talking to his mum on the phone after meeting his childhood hero Roberto Baggio ⚽️♥️

#miles kane #HE IS SO CUTE #IT'S ILLEGAL #I can't deal with him💔 #sweet sweet turtle man #please my heart is overflowing 😭 #I love him so frikkin much help #it's not healthy #his childlike enthusiasm #he is so pure #I hope he always stays this way #it's beautiful and he deserves the whole entire world #I'm so glad this was such an amazing experience for him 😭 #also miles fanboying to his mum about meeting baggio is actually a LOT like me fangirling to my mum about meeting miles #I hope he knows how much other people love him and look up to him as well 🥺

[charmed-1998]

charmed | 1x09 “the witch is back”

#Charmed #charmededit #witchesnet #prue halliwell #charmed 1998 #dailycharmed #pruehalliwelledit #mine #1x09 #90s #like come on #you can't be that pretty #it's illegal #shannen doherty

[heretherebedork]

I love them so much. How dare they be this cute. Just... how dare?

#love in translation #love in translation the series #thai drama #phumjai x yang #yang x phumjai #bl series #thai bl #thaibl #asianlgbtqdramas #thai series #bl drama #asian lgbtq dramas #thai bl series #thai bl drama #I love them so much #they're so cute #it's illegal

[bluezeldana]

All these booktokers receiving a bound copy of manacled (or worse, buying them on etsy) will destroy fandom.

Buying and selling fanfiction is ILLEGAL. Any exchange of money puts fandom and fanfic authors at risk.

Stop buying fanfiction! Don't support this!

#dramione #draco #hermione #don't buy fanfiction #don't buy fics on etsy #it's illegal #protect fandom #ao3

[nothing-behindher-eyes]

needing him in ways that are concerning to feminism

#mike faist #my god #i need to be euthanized #so bad rn #hes so #mommy #I would die for him #he literally is so fine. #i cant stand it #hes mine #i need him to come home #I made dinner #And the kids miss him #god dayum #he is my wife #so fine #it's illegal #to be that fine #need him biblically #need him now #right now #hot damn #his arms #god dammit I need him #i could take him #(not in a fight) #bri babbles #bri talks about mike

[dominoren]

if goddess by laufey is not literally about rosalind, then im green carpet

#why haven't i seen anyone talking about it #it's illegal #chloe gong #secret shanghai #laufey

[incomingalbatross]

Shawn is always like "Dad how can you have INTERESTS and HOBBIES and FRIENDS WHO AREN'T COPS, this checks out with NOTHING I know about you!!" and it's just. buddy. when you last knew him he had two full-time jobs (his job that earned money and YOU). He now has zero jobs.

It's POSSIBLE that might create some changes, yes?

#but no that's his DAD and dads are not allowed to change #it's illegal #psych #placeholder psych tag

[spite-and-waffles]

I love thinking about how small Damian is. Tinie birb. He puffs his chest out to intimidate people and hops when he gets mad. His tuft of hair sticks up. Criminals have a hard time taking him seriously when he glares, even when they've been literally stabbed by him before, because his cheeks are so full of baby fat it looks like the world's fiercest pout. His sass is lethal because it's stored in the pointy chinny chin and the snub nose. He sleeps with one cheek squished against his pillow, mouth slack, one small socked foot sticking out of the blankets. On the rare occasions Damian ends up sleeping next to Dick, he burrows in his sleep under Dick's arm like a determined kitten. His feet dangle a foot off the ground when he sits on the high stool at the breakfast bar. Bruce's chair swallows him whole. Even Cass can pick him up like a suitcase. Dick wants to cry every time he grows an inch. He's going to end up taller than Bruce one day, even slightly taller than Jason, although nowhere as built as either of them, with strong brows and the kind of dark, intense looks that makes girls and gays go feral. But the entire family will only see the same chubby cheeked birb. It's going to drive him insane.

#baby siblings never grow up for their older sibs #it's illegal #y'all are just going to be little gremlins to us till we die. bahahaha #damian wayne #batfamily headcanons #spite waffle

[lewispullmaned]

Rhett Abbott

#why is he so beautiful #it's illegal #my heart breaks every time i see him #lewis pullman #love you so much #outer range #rhett abbott #the way he's silently suffering #oh my i'm a bad person it should not be a turn on but look he's lewis right? he's lewis pullman and everything he does is a huge turn on

[magpies-gold]

Alpha Base - Paul and Errick "Creatures of the darkness know, How to keep the lights low. Just give me a sign, Cause it runs through my mind, Like your heat. Caught in the web, You're so easily led, To the deep." PHILDEL - The Deep -- These two kill me, especially from Paul's perspective. They're such a disaster couple and Paul is so hopeless over it. He'd do anything for Errick. Literally anything. It makes me want to punch a wall.

#alpha base #errick #paul #my art #sketch #stop being cute you two please #it's illegal #it’s not even actually cute #i am perturbed #argh

[nadiajustbe]

Demon

Demons are evil, insidious, predatory, and incredibly dangerous. You need to have a precise algorithm for dealing with them, know every word, every rune, every spell. His mentors greeted him with these words, the yellowed pages of every possible textbook, every ancient teaching and scroll, these words were engraved in his mind like a mantra. The knowledge of the only true, basic knowledge, the confirmation of which was woven like a thin, blood-red thread through his life. You must not let a demon come closer to you than the boundaries of the protective circle allow. Because demons will undoubtedly hurt you as soon as they get the chance. Nathaniel knew this.

Bartimaeus, however, was different. Bartimaeus didn't fit into any of these theses, any book paragraphs.

Bartimaeus waited for him with a haughty look of displeasure on his face. Bartimeus answered every summoning in a flash. Bartimaeus grumbled that one day Nathaniel would kill himself when he sat too long over his work papers. Bartimaeus could spend hours telling another story that had been gathering dust for centuries, and Nathaniel could not admit that he could really listen to him as long as he talked. Bartimaeus smiled at him wild, with all his teeth, but there was something about the gesture that made Nathaniel forget what was just being said every time. Bartimaeus knew thousands of songs and melodies, singing them in his ear when he was busy working hard. Bartimaeus would sit next to him on some nights, quietly whispering what an idiot his master was, involuntarily touching his arm. Bartimaeus had a whole collection of stupid jokes, throwing them out to Nathaniel at the most important moments, forcing him to gather all his willpower to keep from bursting into a fit of laughter. Bartimeus questioned every single book Nathaniel read. Bartimaeus knew his house by heart, walking through the rooms as if it were his own home, and for some reason Nathaniel had no power to stop him. Bartimaeus would stand in the kitchen for long periods of time, preparing Nathaniel's breakfast, even if he told he was only going to poison him. Bartimaeus had seen him standing in front of the council chamber, composed and confident. Bartimaeus had seen him confused and crying on the floor of his office, in moments when he hated himself especially much. Bartimeus knew him as a rich and successful minister of information. Bartimaeus knew him as a small, stupid, vengeful boy in shabby clothes. Bartimaeus read his mind, understood his movements, and anticipated his actions.

But Bartimaeus was not human.

Bartimaeus despised any rules and restrictions, repeatedly persuading Nathaniel to cross the line of white runes. Bartimaeus did not understand specifics, did not understand why his feelings should have a name. Bartimaeus changed forms like a second skin, without any sense or reason. Bartimeus caught him with the look of black, bottomless eyes, in which if you stumble, you will fall and drown. Bartimeus despised clear words. Bartimaeus was analyzing every touch. Bartimaeus soared through the sky like a free bird that cannot be locked in a cage, but only watched as it flies farther and farther away, without the possibility of selfishly grabbing it and bringing it back to you. Bartimaeus did not know the rules of law and morality. Bartimaeus looked at this world through his own prism of years, passing on a part of this knowledge to him with a single thought. Bartimaeus laughed softly, but clearly and raspily, so that Nathaniel's heart stopped for a second. Bartimaeus floated in the sunlight, dissolved in the moonlight, resembling a full-fledged particle of matter of the universe, the canvas of the sky and stars. Bartimaeus squeezed his shoulder as if he wanted to crush every bone in it. Bartimaeus kissed him, not caring much about place and time, making Nathaniel merge into the darkness, forgetting all past questions. Bartimaeus was lowering his bar lower and lower. Bartimaeus made a mockery of his dignity. Bartimaeus mocked his norms. Bartimaeus fascinated by the mere fact of his existence.

Bartimaeus was so unique, special, only one in all known universes. And he ultimately belonged to him.

#bartimaeus #the bartimaeus trilogy #bartimaeus sequence #bartimaeustrilogy #nathaniel #bartimaeus trilogy #nathaniel underwood #bartnat #nathaniel bartimaeus trilogy #GOD I LOVE THEM AAHH #SO MUCH #It's illegal #outlaw I'd say #*sound of ironic drums* #Barty is not human and we have to remember that #Don't shove the poor djinni into your human limitation

[dafukdidiwatch]

Oggie just spilled some deep ass secrets and that's the probable same process that Higgs went through but I can't get over AXEL

She calls him AXEL

Fuck there's something so damn intimate about being like, the ONLY person alive that calls someone by their first name. Saying their name while looking intently in their eyes as they look as intently into yours with a crazy man in the background but DAMN get youself a man like AXEL!

#dafukblog #GGenius #GGv20 #GG57 #i can't write his name in lowercase #it's illegal #higgs saga

[fbwzoo]

Spring likes my tree swing almost as much as I do.

#dogblr #chihuahuas #my pets #dogs #springy pup #why is he so cute #it's illegal #it's also probably so we don't kill him for pottying in the garage #and when he's being picky and won't eat #oh well he's still pretty good

[beeskneesntrees]

Can I tell you a secret

bestie I am all ears

#ask #the secret better not be you being mean to me #it's illegal

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Would you consider Moro-no-Kimi a milf?

No becuase I'm not a degenerate furry

#Also I just would not tap that #It's illegal