#IT'LL BE A SURPRISE

[theirloveisgross]

i can be so fucking weak for pretty things, this is embarrassing.

#I had already ordered one. Or two? Can't remember #It'll be a surprise #the snuts #My reasoning: it's got a rainbow (it's gay) that pops up and it's called millennials. Of course I gotta have it.

[flxmekeepr]

fresh little starter call ! lengths will vary <3 multis pls specify

#* temp tag / starter call. #these might be lyrics or canon lines or random meme sentences or just right outta my brain #WHO KNOWS #IT'LL BE A SURPRISE #but also i'm struggling to do anything atm so maybe this will help #they might be one liners or a bit longer <3 #if i owe u on any other starter calls...just like this one again and i'll get to it this time i promise

[steddielations]

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#right so #i said the next trouble update would be on the 30th #but i'm gonna need a few more days #giving myself a schedule did help a lot though #good news is that i've written more in the last few days than the last couple months combined 🙏 the chapter is so close to finished #finally feeling confident in my writing again #soon soon soon #it'll be a surprise

[gay-otlc]

Was gonna post the tiertice fic tonight but homework and mental health are both simultaneously kicking my ass so maybe not

#i've already written the fic but brain says No for writing a summary + end notes and posting the link #so. yall may have to wait #maybe i will mysteriously recover from the horrors this evening who knows #it'll be a surprise

[fanfictionatic]

Ok so....I might start writing for a new fandom

Don’t get me wrong. I am still going to keep writing Jojos. But I am like....so tempted to get into this. The characters are PERFECT for my kind of writing and I have never really done more than dipping my toes into the water (lol) with this other fandom so it might be a good chance to get more involved with making fan content.

I’m still unsure though so like....no reveal yet just in case my anxiety gets the better of me with this one.

#It'll be a surprise

[callilouv]

:cracks knuckles:

#ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ idle chit chat #so yknow..... im gonna draw smthn for halloween.... #ist #its vampire dotore >:) #YOU'LL GET NO WIPS FROM ME #it'll be a surprise #until halloween<3

[juls-art]

Lae'zel sketch page because i love her so ver much! –  

Kofi | Patreon    

#lae'zel #bg3 #fanart #sketcbook #Took me by complete surprise the way she became my absolute fave of the party girlies! o w o #so very tiny dog that i keep in my purse that think they're a big dog energy~ #it'll be a long time from now but when i eventually get to play for myself i'm gonna romance her >:3

[chubbychiquita]

setting up the wishlist and the surprise gifts on throne has been a godsend, it's been an endless train of fattening snack deliveries, 400 lbs here i come 😈😈😈😈😈

#i think the stuff i handpicked is all gone rn #i will add more but u can also send me a surprise gift which is pretty much anything u can find on amazon! #throne on chubbychiquita.com #the little debbie's box was surprisingly heavy #hopefully it'll make me the same way :3c

[zenmai--jikake--no--komoriuta]

Broke: "Happy Valentines Day!" Woke: Bobgoblin Bass is a big fish native to the Middle Thaliak River that is characterised by its often unusually long periods of unavailability and its next known window of uptime will fall on Valentines Day in certain timezones, making this the one and only time you can technically say "I'll Bobgoblin YOUR Bass this Valentiones!" to your loved one this very special time of year--

#no I haven't been sitting on this joke for the past month what do you mean #this was spurred by me writing just ''bobgob'' on my calendar on valentines day with no further context and it spiralled from there #anyway bobgoblin awareness week!! it'll be up in a week!! surprise YOUR date this year with a lovely one-of-a-kind bobgob!! #kate being dumb #valentiones day #bobgoblin bass #ffxiv #ffxiv fishing #ff14 #ff14 fishing

[writer-room]

Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.

I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"

And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.

#tdp #the dragon prince #tdp rayla #tdp callum #text post #tdp season 5 #rayllum #talk #funny #its so funny to me girl he would KILL EVERYONE FOR YOU (except ez) #HOW WERE YOU SURPRISED HE WAS SO DEAD SET ON HELPING YOUR PARENTS ITS CALLUM #not only that bestie you could put the blade to his throat & he would let you. he wouldnt even fight he'd just let you #he would go so feral for you. release his chains. free him. #he wouldnt say 'please let me kill for you' but he would dramaticaly get on 1 knee & say 'rayla i would kill for you if it came down to it' #as if he wouldnt just do that if someone pushed him enough. i want someone to push his buttons enough. set him off it'll b funny #absence did make the heart grow fonder but i think he overdozed a bit. like just a smidge. theres like way too much fondness now #also its great bc MMMMM how do those callum & viren/claudia parallels FEEL BOYS #WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAMILY SO TRUE. and also communication issues BUT MOSTLY THE SACRIFICE #hes the number 1 rayla defender. he supports her rights AND her wrongs

[moxielynx]

Its his first day on the job be nice to him <//3

do you think he realized later what he said was kinda stupid

#the fact that he said it so enthusiastically too like he was READY to just go in and save tombstone. #how? well it'll be a surprise to him too #that moment is probably gonna haunt him for a while #spider man 2 ps5 #agent venom #spider man #harry osborn #can i squeeze this into the parksborn tag /j #lynx posting

[shuploc]

I'll be posting a little Gale piece in a couple of hours! 🤗

#I think this might have been done before but I'm actually not sure #I would be very surprised if it hasn't #-but the piece is a portrait of gale based on a pretty famous painting' but nothing crazy or anything #I just really hope it's like... clear what it's supposed to be inspired by lmaoo #anyways anyways' it'll be up in a couple of hours! #(I'm talking about gale from bg3 btw)

[starflungwaddledee]

if starstruck Dee gets a comically large bow then Marc should have the comically large eyelashes

i was actually thinking that they both already have bows and eyelashes. consider: the ol' switcheroo

#starstruck is just like... nooo... not my recognisable silhouette...!!! anything but that!! #even though she usually has lashes the big dark ones look so silly on her?! 😂 marx would definitely share some falsies with her #this is the second marx of the shipaganza because i ended up without time to get to my more complex option today 😭 #tomorrow will also most likely be a bust as i have a big appointment and will be away. sorry!! doing my best tho!! #but i think if folks LIKE one of the suggested pairings/ships you could suggest more and it'll just be... well. more votes for them! #this is not *actually* a tourney. tho i suppose it... it COULD be?! but like... it'd be a bandee sweep almost certainly. so. #although actually there is someone else who has currently been suggested *three times*!! surprise underdog. anyway! #🎀💖 #<- also gonna start adding this as the tag just so folks can find all entries easily on my blog. or block it! that's important too. #my art #marx (kirby) #starstruck dee #asks

[the-unconquered-queen]

Yep, as I feared, Choices has gone from just doing VIP exclusive stories that are extensions of preexisting ones to doing full-on original content that's 100% paywalled

#spin-offs and prequels were bad enough but this is just the strongest slap in the face to regular players #well unless they intend to release this one eventually but either way it won't surprise me coming from them #if it's not this one it'll be another one soon enough #playchoices

[graveyard-cuddles]

Jaheira at the party: "haha alright just be careful, bhaalspawn."

Durge: "of course ☺️"

Jaheira a few months later, finding out Durge is having another potential bhaalspawn that's also a dhampir:

#jaheira shows up to their shared cottage with halsin stake in hand “i need only to speak to the spawn little cub. i swear” #halsin has to cast wall of thorns to keep jaheira and astarion seperated #durge is yelling in the background “hey at least it'll just be the one!” #then surprise! it turns out to be twins #silly little headcanons im thinking of for my redeemed urge #like how funny would it be if durge fucked up the “don't make anymore bhaalspawn” thing SO BADLY #they get knocked up not just with twins but dhampir twins #durge: shrike #bg3 #astarion #durge #durgestarion #halsin/durge/astarion #dadstarion

[jensownzoo]

This past fall there was a box on the walkup to one of the houses I pass when I go to the library. It said "free irises" and was full of bare tubers. So I took a couple and buried them in one of my flower beds. I had no idea what they were going to look like (assuming they survived the winter).

Jackpot! Love it. Free plants ftw.

#bearded iris #pass along plants #you can just see the pink iris that i have in the background (i also have some white and some solid purple) #gardening #that was really good of the people in that house to do that #i also got a few cannas the same way and buried them last month so it'll be another surprise if/when they come up