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turrondeluxe · 10 months
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Kid Leo comes offering cookies!!! Mikey made them special for the tournament!! They're chocolate chip!!
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hi i had no idea the au was in another tournament lmao
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spacepatrolhana · 9 months
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loversgothic · 1 year
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make him question his faith
some more nun v1 nonsense
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annakarenina · 5 months
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omg spotify brought back the heart but this isnt the simple heart icon we all know and love 💔
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maraczeks · 2 years
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derry girls s3 thread pt 1
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carlosoliveiras-wife · 6 months
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on the topic of him, if you think im nice to miguel, re-evaluate (lighthearted truth)
before you're questioning what i mean. i promise you. its a couples thing to bully each other ok. he'd fuss for genuinely no reason because he likes seeing me a little annoyed and then i'd nick him right in the back and suddenly im the one laughingn
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jewno · 4 years
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I'VE HAD AN EPIPHANY
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dmumt · 3 years
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I MISS HIM SO BAD
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4kuare · 5 years
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there’s this, . Oh my god there’s this fucking video where Kylie Jenner’s like doing a house tour or some shit and she turns on the light in Stormi’s room anj fucking sings I’m Barely hanging on guys
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beelzbat · 5 years
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Psst, milk is basically garlic but for bullets.
HEY TEM WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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guam · 6 years
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moirathaurissan · 6 years
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Lmao the dentist booked me for my next appointment on 4/20 and me, non smoker, was like “aw damn on a holiday?” before i realized
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zdeno · 6 years
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the marchand baby suckles charadaddy's thicc tiddy for nutrients in order to grow into a healthy bruin. marchand babies will finally detach from said tiddy when they have become strong enough and nose large enough to become a rat
and thats the story of how the universe was populated
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my-wildflwr · 4 years
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i’m gonna gnaw on his leg and arm like a fucking dog bone
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hanhae · 7 years
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olltii ig update with woo wonjae: olltii: you don't have to bring back presents for me. it'll make me feel burdened; woo wonjae: okie!!! olltii: fuck i'm screwed woo wonjae: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 
caption: wonjae, you're vacationing in japan right now and you got 1st place on the charts for your new song and you will get tons of money from being so high up in the charts but really i'm okay
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glassmugs-blog · 7 years
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Lockhart: I'm sorry...
Volmer, internally: What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in gaslighting and manipulation, and I’ve been involved in numerous attacks on my inbred family, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in hand-to-hand combat and I’m the Director of the Volmer Institution. You are nothing to me but just another patient. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me after pulling a stunt like that with my daughter? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am giving instructions to my doctors about ripping your tooth out so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Volmer: What were you doing?
Lockhart: Drinking beer.
Volmer, internally: You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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