#I'm shooketh

[winter-turtle]

Across the Spiderverse spoilers without context

#across the spiderverse #spoilers #across the spiderverse spoilers #miles morales #i'm shooketh #spiderman spoilers #spiderverse spoilers #spoilers without context

[tinysweetflour]

I thought people were just joking when they made those Alpha/Omega edits of pitbabe...BUT THE STORY ACTUALLY EXISTS IN OMEGAVERSE!!!

#i'm shooketh #like my jaw's on the floor #we finally got a thai bl like that #honestly it was bound to happen #thai bl #bl series #pit babe #pit babe the series

[windy-floral-hair]

GUYS HE'S ACTUALLY A DILF?

HIS FRONT DESIGN

#dislyte #dislyte falken #dislyte horus #I'm shooketh

[cordialsilence]

I just saw Barbie and that's your problem now (spoilers)

Dude. I. What the fuck (positive)

I just saw Barbie and bloody hell how did this movie ever get approved by Mattel (positive)

SPOILERS. LOOK AWAY IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS. KEEP SCROLLING IF YOU WISH FOR THIS MOVIE TO REMAIN UNSPOILED.

For contex, "Barbie" singular refers to margot robbie, the main character. "barbies" plural refers to background/side characters. I understand why this movie broke ryan gosling.

Ok play by play:

I walk into the theatre, popcorn in hand. The isles are filled with pink. I am wearing pink. the lights dim. Its showtime

Primitive children play with primitive dolls. barbie appears. i wonder if David Attenborough directed this part of the movie

Present day barbie. Stuff from the trailers. hi barbie hi barbie hi barbie. Oh wait the song is the narrator that kinda cool

5 minutes in and its Trailers trailers trailers. I've seen maybe 5 lines of non-trailer dialogue

The "beach you off" joke goes right over my head. I still don't know if there was a joke there

dance time. holy shit the mood of summer (do you ever think about dying) happend real fast. Nice save Barbie

sour milk and flat feet

jesus christ we're at weird barbie's already. this is the plot I know from the trailers but we still have like an hour and 20 minutes left

Weird barbie made a dick joke. The theater erupts. they were not expecting that.

don't laugh at the sex joke don't laugh at the sex joke you are with your parents don't laugh at the sex joke.

Mmmmmk barbie in the real world. The undertone of violence during catcalling is addressed. yay!

Barbie loudly and bluntly announces that she does not have a vagina and that ken does not have a penis. They do not have genitals. The crowd goes wild. They expected that less.

In the spen of 2 minutes Barbie gets arrested. barbie gets objectified by police officers. Barbie gets the cowgirl suit. barbie gets arrested. Barbie gets objectified by police officers. Barbie gets released by police officers

barbie has meditation time and discovers the girl

ken takes a walk and discovers that the world is run by men

barbie and ken go to school. Barbie gets burned roasted eviscerated by sara (the girl whos been playing with her) and runs away crying. Ken discovers the patriarchy

Barbie gets discovered by mattel. Barbie gets chased through mattel HQ

The girl and her mom save barbie and go back to barbie land. it was actually the mom who played with barbie and made her because she was sad about her daughter being a dicky teenager.

ken has taken over barbie land

ken has instated the patriarchy into barbie land. the barbies are brainwashed into being mindless servants. the dreamhouses are now for the kens.

Barbie has a breakdown. Mom daughter go to leave barbie land

Barbie is rescued by weird barbie and taken to her house, the base of a resistance??? other brainwashed barbies are there. Weird barbie now wears grenades. Discontinued barbies and weird barbies are trying to unbrainwash brainwashed barbies. It is not working. Barbie is still having a breakdown.

Gay as hell ken exists

Mom and daughter are back. Barbie cries about how she isnt pretty and "stereotypical barbie" anymore. The air is thick and uncomfortable. The narrator announces that margot robbie was not the right person to deliver that line. tension dissolved (for now)

Mom goes into long and heartfelt rant about the patriarchy and expectations of women and jesus christ is rocked me to my core it was like every feminist tumblr post compiled into the perfect monologue about the struggles of being a woman in the best way possible. I can feel the uncomfortable men in the room. I can also feel the men in the room who are sad for women. you could hear a pin drop. The barbies become unbrainwashed as they realize the patriarchy sucks. Barbie is back.

Barbie and friends have mom give more (unheard ;-;) speeches and unbrainwash the other barbies in a way that calls out how men view women and sexist media tropes.

Holly shit is ken the villain of this movie

Barbies turn kens against each other so they forget about voting to change the constitution. Yes.

Kens have a war over barbies. They do not have weapons. Ryan gosling sings a power ballad. The kens unite.

The kens confront the barbies. President barbie drops a motherfucker bomb censored with a mattel logo. The crowd once again goes wild. Some of us go feral. I went feral.

Lost of deep conversations about the patchirarchy and sexisim and beuty standards and holly shit I though this was going to be a kids film but its almost unhinged kiss me greta gerwig

A Barbie and ken romance is not the answer for barbie or ken. Ken cannot compute this. A Barbie and ken romance is not the answer for Barbie or ken. Ken slightly computes this.

Barbie tells ken that he's his own person and he is not defined by his girlfriend or the patriarchy or beach (his job. no there is not context). cough cough this is the movie addressing toxic masculinity and how the patriarchy harms men

Barbie does not know her ending. Barbie meets Ruth Mattel. Ruth mattel is in trouble with the IRS for committing tax evasion. deep emotional scene. barbie learns sees what it means to be human. that billie eyelash song plays. Humans only have one ending, ideas live forever. Barbie "wants to be part of the people who make ideas, not the idea"

Barbie is in a car. Beige suit. Pink Birkenstocks. The mom and the girl wish her good luck. They will be here when she's done. Barbie walks into an office building.

"name"

"handler comma Barbra" (context required but its meaningful and basically barbies human name)

"why are you here"

"I'm here to see my gynecologist"

The end. The crowd goes feral. nobody moves as we wonder what the fuck just happened. We cheer.

Being the true Margot Robbie Stan that I am, I rise from my seat and think "what a ride"

I exit the theatre, grinning ear to ear. Perplexed. But grinning ear to ear. I do not stop grinning for a long time.

As I exit the theatre, me and my fellow movie-goers look at each other with a sense of fear, happiness, and that feeling when you wake up from a fever dream. I doubt I will sleep tonight as my brain processes this movie. I still don't really know what happened to Barbie. I'm perfectly ok with that.

Overall the trailers greatly mislead people and this movie was a wild feminist, feminist, feminist ride in the most fantabulous way possible. It touches on most social issues, makes fucking hilarious jokes, Barbie has several breakdowns and it truly feels like a giant "fuck you" to the patriarchy with Mattel's branding. Written by women, directed by women, produced by women. its perfect. It's not the most sophisticated piece of feminist media but its pretty fucking close and definitely the best mainstream one.

Hating the Barbie movie should replace hating cats as a red flag.

I loved it and I'm still processing it but it was great. Also how was something like this allowed to happen in hollywood. I don't care. it happened and It was perfect. I loved it and I'm making plans to see it again.

#barbie #the barbie movie #margot robbie #greta gerwig #feminism #spoilers #barbie 2023 #barbie 2023 spoilers #barbie movie spoilers #what the fuck #I'm shooketh #ryan gosling #ken #barbie doll #mattel #movie summary #movie suggestions #movies #in theatres #film #cinema #warner bros #feminist news #feminist media #barbenheimer #oppenbarbie #happy barbie day #barbie spoilers #barbie movie

[qwertykeyboard045]

73?!?!?!?!? HOLY SHITS

#idk #i'm shooketh #I don't even know what to say

[boinin]

Guys, Sendou isn't blond.

I repeat: Sendou isn't blond.

This guy.

This guy.

#sendou shuto #i'm shooketh #maybe it's hair dye but like #i mean this kindly #HE'S SUCH A BLOND #it suits his energy #sad i guess? #i had him down as the rare blond w/ brown eyes type #instead he's a fuckboi reskin of chigiri #manga panel #mine #chp 220 #tag rant #bllk #bllk anime spoilers #bllk manga spoilers #bllk manga

[cornyonmains]

Just finished episode 9 and I have feelings.

#kinnporsche #thai bl #kinnporsche the series #I'm shooketh

[nameaprice]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr with Sivir 🥳

Thanks to everyone that's been following (old and new) and for the interactions we've had together so far!

#|| ooc #i'm shooketh #doesn't feel like that long

[tamiisnthere]

Philip Shahbaz (Altaïr's Voice Actor) liked my lastest artwork on Instagram... 😳

#seriously I'm not kidding #i'm shooketh #but in good way #also he is dedicated to the Assassin's Creed fans and gives autographs and giveaways <3 #tamiisnthere's thought

[grammarknighty]

Bruh, I thought they were all supposed to be 10. But apparently not?? Like, my whole world has just been shooketh you know (⁠ʘ⁠言⁠ʘ⁠╬⁠)

Takato is funnily enough the youngest goggleboy in the Digimon anime series. Oh my god, I'm getting plunnies from this lol

#digimon #digimon tamers #digimon adventure 02 #digimon adventure #digimon frontier #taichi yagami #daisuke motomiya #takuya kanbara #takato matsuda #how do I just find out about this now?? #i'm shooketh

[mmriesoftvat]

I was today years old when I learned that Albedo had to tie up Kazuha for the art during the Iridori festival.

#ᴮᴿᴮ ᴱˣᴾᴸᴼᴿᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᵀᴴᴱᴿ ᵂᴼᴿᴸᴰˢ / ooc #i'm shooketh

[thatonesimp-e]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE WHAT!??!?!?!??! I DID NOT EXPECT A SHIT POST TO GET 1.4K VIEWS. HLEP. HELPDKFLDNSJF I'M FUCKING CRYING WHAT

also have a banner I made for the channel :DDDD

#youtube channel #holy shit thanks guys! #i'm shooketh #i literally started crying the moment i saw the view count #bruh im crying #seriously tysm #drgn speaks

[scoups4lyfe]

OH SH*T

GIRL RUN

oh fvck

oh fvck

this is so fvcked up

This is SO fvcked up

I know I can't keep repeating myself but

#I'm shooketh #holy sh*t #this is dark #she literaally has to watch as her brother fends for his life #and she can't do anything to help him #my thougts #kronthescoup #kamen rider geats #geats liveblog #geats #1 lucky toss #sakurai keiwa #the fox has a gun!

[xolaanii]

so like my master's class were all pretty tight but after we all went home to finish our dissertations most just stopped talking to each other and tbh i never go on instagram so like i never know anything. and let me tell you i was wigless today when i went to instagram for the first time in a year and saw one of my classmates that i never saw again had a baby in the meantime

#GIRLIE OUR COORDINATOR ASKED ME ABOUT YOU YESTERDAY #SHE'S WORRIED YOU WENT MISSING GIRLIE #TELL HER YOU HAD A BABY JESUS #vall txt #or at least just rescind your inscription to the thesis or freeze it or smth girl obviously you're not gonna have time rn #that poor teacher is worried she keeps calling her apparently #but this classmate never even answers #i'm shooketh

[onemagicalfrog]

YEEEEEES I'M SO PROUD OMG OUR BOY ETHAN, YOU DID IT

#AGHHHH #HE DID SO WELL #HE WAS HONESTLY SO GOOD I CANT #ETHAN NESTOR #EEF #CRANKGAMEPLAYS #SOFT BOY #I'M SHOOKETH #creator clash 2

[victorious-incorrect-quotes]

A Jori fanfic, made with AI.

(Source: Chat GPT).

Tori Vega and Jade West had always been at odds with each other. They were both talented singers and actresses, but their personalities clashed. Tori was sweet and bubbly, while Jade was sarcastic and moody. But despite their differences, there was always a spark between them.

One day, Tori and Jade were paired up for a duet in their music class. They were both hesitant at first, but as they started singing together, something clicked. Their voices blended perfectly, and they both felt a rush of excitement.

After class, Tori and Jade found themselves alone in the music room. They sat down on the piano bench together, and Tori started playing a soft melody. Jade listened intently, and then started singing a hauntingly beautiful tune. Tori was mesmerized by Jade's voice, and she couldn't help but lean in closer.

As they sang together, Tori and Jade's eyes locked. They both felt a surge of electricity between them, and they knew that there was something special happening. When they finished the song, they sat in silence for a moment, just looking at each other.

Finally, Tori spoke up. "Jade, I know we've had our differences in the past, but I feel like there's something between us. Something more than just a duet."

Jade looked at Tori, her eyes softening. "I feel it too," she said quietly. "I've always been drawn to you, Tori. Even when we were fighting, I couldn't help but feel like there was something there."

Tori smiled, feeling her heart swell with happiness. "So what do we do now?" she asked.

Jade took Tori's hand, lacing their fingers together. "We take a chance," she said. "We see where this goes. Together."

And with that, Tori and Jade leaned in for a kiss. It was soft and sweet, but it was filled with promise. They both knew that they had a lot of work to do to make their relationship work, but they were willing to try.

From that day on, Tori and Jade were inseparable. They sang together, acted together, and supported each other through everything. They knew that they were meant to be together, and they were grateful for the chance to explore their love.

#i'm shooketh #I'm literally in shock y'all #can you believe that this is a fanfic made by an AI? #victorious #jori #jade west #tori vega #tori vega x jade west #nickelodeon #ai #chat gpt #someone made a Klaine fanfic in AO3 with AI so i wanted to try it too #lesbian #lgbtq #I think jade's personality isn't very accurate but I loved it!