#I'm normal i swear guys

[chalkrub]

been doodling some bri'ish wildlife - love seeing these guys. because they are the classics aren't they?

#my art #animal art #illustration #''love seeing these guys'' has only ever seen 6 of them #as if the elusive dormouse would ever grace my presence. and i still doubt the existence of snakes in england #drew the fox and pheasant because they're symbolic for two of my silly ocs then was like why not make a whole page of these suckers #lots of fun! if anyone's interested i'm gonna open up some slots to draw animals like this on kofi or something soon #can be pets etc. ocs too maybe but they'll be more expensive. not sure how much i'll charge for them but we shall see #lots of art to come...........i swear on it...........i'm about to go for a walk and maybe i will finally see a grass snake #(it's raining so this will not happen) #animals: ring necked pheasant. grass snake. european badger. red fox. barbastelle bat. mole. red squirrel. hazel dormouse. and hedgehawg #i had to compress this to hell it's so large #i need to take like a base photoshop class to learn how to actually use it cause the size of my files is actualy getting ridiculous #if i didn't compress this it would be 30 mb. this cannot be normal

[merevide]

I WANT SOMEONE TO TAKE THIS SOUL. I CAN'T BEAR TO KEEP IT. I'D GIVE IT JUST TO GIVE. AND ALL I WILL TAKE ARE THE CONSEQUENCES. WILL SOMEBODY TAKE THIS SOUL? then, of course, nothing replied, nothing speaks to you in the night. and i walked my way home, there was no one in sight. save a bird, watching me. so i stopped and let it watch until i found it had said, now i'm taken, the night has me. you won't hear me singing. you're a cage without me. your pain is eased but you'll never be free, for now i'm taken, the night has me.

#THERES A DEAL THAT I MADE THERES A DEAL THAT I MADE THERES A DEAL THAT I MADE. THERE'S A DEAL #i'm so normal about this song don't worry about me dont worry dont worry #shhh. barbie voice do you guys ever think about dying #mitski #my text #LAST MITSKI TEXTPOST TONIGHT I SWEAR

[medium-sized-snack-portion]

Preds to pair with your Royalty Prey

the stableboy who takes care of their horse (and who the royal spends a suspicious amount of time with)

the trusted advisor looking out for them to make sure they are well rested enough

the knight who swears to protect them in any way they can

the jester doing everything to make them happy (and always down to shenanigans, but why do they say so much food puns when the royal is present I wonder?)

the court wizard showing the royal the newest spell they worked on

the dragon that keeps kidnapping them for the upteenth time, yet the royal shows no sign of any harm when they miraculously return

All of the above, just not at the same time. None of them are aware that they aren't the only ones who had the royal in their belly at one point

#guys I'm so normal about this dynamic I swear #safe vore #soft vore #v0re #extreme cuddling #vore thoughts #royal prey

[blvdybunnyclaws]

tumblr sexyman? no! tumblr sillyman ❤️

#blvdybunnyclaws #gravity falls #bill cipher #kryptos #gravity falls fanart #bill cipher fanart #i'm so normal about him #the dude. the guy ❤️ #typically i hc that he doesn't swear #but i thought that will poulter video was too funny #kryptos is his bestie that he bullies

[fauxbia]

isat act 6 spoilers under the cut. if you look at them without having seen the act 6 secret. I Will Know. Totally.

so i am a big fan of Loop just. staying a weird inhuman star thing, and being completely unrecognizable from their old self. the idea is so juicy and awesome and i love it!

...but I also like the idea of Siffrin^2! so how about . they stick around postgame because i'm pretty sure it was established that the timeline they left behind ceased to exist. and they get found family'd by force. and as they finally get to settle into their new form now that time is actually passing again, they gradually get to resemble their old self again! ...keyword is resemble <3 they're still a weird star thing. that's not going to just Stop being the case. but now they're recognizable as Siffrin: The Prequel, which means they're getting found family'd even harder now, and they're like a miserable sopping wet stray cat the party picked up off the street and it's the best and i love them. i don't know. i'm normal <3 and just had to get this out there

#isat #isat spoilers #isat loop #isat siffrin #....should i tag the whole group... they do show up but ilke.... #whatever sure #isat bonnie #isat odile #isat isabeau #isat mirabelle #i'm normal guys i swear. i like . silly.

[wolfram-but-art]

2am again

#tf2 #tf2 fanart #engineer tf2 #doodle dump #spy tf2 #guys. you dont uderstand guy he's he's um h'es uh he's #i'm so normal about him okey i swear bro i swaer #that last one is fr i dont think anyone would be ready for the ammount of filth i'd post #deranged behavior #this happens every few monts i have no control over it #self sona

[somegrumpynerd]

More doodles of the new chapter of How Nightmare Became Dadmare by @topazshadowwolf please go read it

#UTDR #UTMV #Topazshadowwolf #HNBD #Ink Sans #Horror Sans #Killer Sans #Dust Sans #Nightmare Sans #As soon as I got off work I dropped everything to go read this and I was not disappointed #Sibling energy was off the charts in this one and I am so well fed by it #Also (spoilers) the part where they're about to train and Dust says Nightmare is looking at them almost like he's proud #Fucking losing my mind yelling shaking the bars of my cage #HE LOVES HIS SONS #Sorry I'm normal about this I swear #He is (spoilers again) LITERALLY disrupting universes to adopt another son this guy is so far into dad mode he may never get out #Anyways hope you don't mind the tag again! #I know I'm in your inbox like every other day about this I promise I will calm down at some point

[da-proti-toku-grem]

📷 satuwlphoto

#ON MY FUCKING KNEES OH MU FUCKINF GODDDDD #you guys don't want to know how i reacted to this :) #i'm sane and normal i swear (← hugest lie i've ever said probably) #joker out #nace jordan

[oh-snapperss]

is this entertaining?

<Join Game?> 

The text on his communicator is odd–Mumbo can’t remember the last time he had been asked to join a server, not since Xisuma had sent him the invitation to Hermitcraft. Ever since, season hops had been done differently, with Xisuma sending the server address privately so that Mumbo could join on his own time. Nothing else about the day seemed off–the sun shone brightly overhead, with the ancient monument casting shadows over half his shulker boxes. The vines growing over it seemed to have gotten twice as long overnight, which Mumbo personally felt added to the atmosphere of his base. 

Then again, that didn’t really matter now, did it? Season seven was coming to a close, and most hermits had already headed offworld to visit private servers, other friends, or just explore. The ones left were simply wrapping up, preparing for the move to season eight. Grian hadn’t left yet–Mumbo was sure he’d stop by later to check in first. 

Except–

<Grian left  the game>

Mumbo frowns, his eyebrows creasing. Surely Grian hadn’t just left? 

<GoodtimewithScar left  the game> <Etho left  the game> <Bdoubleo100 left  the game>

That…that was odd. For a fraction of a second, Mumbo glances down at the glowing purple text still taunting him on his communicator and wonders. 

And then he tucks it away with a shrug. Whatever the invite, he had no idea what it was, so maybe he’d ask X about it later. Or something. 

The others would be back soon anyway. 

They would. 

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<Join Game?>

Oh, hell. Mumbo stares down at the purple text, not nearly as confused as he had been last time. 

Season eight was underway, with the Boatem crew growing closer and closer. Mumbo had found out fairly quickly what the glowing text meant when Impulse, Grian, and Scar had seemed distant, only for Grian to come flying into his bedroom late one night in tears. 

“A game…” Grian had whispered, face tucked away into Mumbo’s chest. In the moment, Mumbo’s face was a mixture of bafflement and concern for his friend, but as Grian had whispered out his actions, whispered out the alliances and deaths and kills, he’d started to understand. 

Now, Mumbo stands, gazing down at it. Easy decision. Not pressing that join button. And he was quite sure nobody else would press it either, not following the aftermath of the first game. 

But then again, Mumbo should have known Grian couldn’t ever turn down a chance to press a button. 

He should have known that to some it was only ever a game to some, should have known that it had never been a game to others, should have known there was unfinished business drawn in the sands of a desert he’d never been to. 

<Etho left  the game> <Bdoubleo100 left  the game> <ImpulseSV left the game> <Grian left the game> <GoodtimewithScar left the game> <PearlescentMoon left the game> <Renthedog left the game> <Tango left the game> <ZombieCleo left the game>

“Seriously?” Mumbo feels lightheaded, watching the chat fill almost instantly. “Whatever for?” 

The other hermits are talking, wondering and worried. Mumbo should join them, chime in with what he knows. 

Instead he does what might quite possibly be just his dumbest decision he’s ever made, and that’s saying a lot. 

<MumboJumbo joined the game>

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<Join Game?>

“We can still be friends, Mumbo!” Grian’s crazed smile doesn’t slip from his face as he stalks forward, pickaxe clutched in his hand so tightly Mumbo can see it shaking. “There’s a way we can still be together!” 

That text shouldn’t be there. He’d disabled any and all chat messages from his comm the moment he’d arrived on the singleplayer world he’d found. 

He’s alone, he’s on a world right at the edge of the universe, somewhere caught between the past worlds and ones not yet created. There’s experimental elements, plants Mumbo is sure shouldn’t exist in the overworld or any realm, combined with elements that he’s also sure disappeared many, many servers ago. The world itself is unstable, and it’s perfect. Nobody would think to look for him here, and in this way, Mumbo can have his much needed solitude. 

He’d reassured Grian it had nothing to do with Last Life. 

It didn’t. That was months ago, after all! Months! And they’d been on season nine for weeks! Moon crash and all that aside, he was quite alright, he just needed a break. 

And it had absolutely nothing to do with Last Life. 

Definitely. 

So when he takes his communicator and tucks it into a shulker with shaking hands, before deciding to explore the opposite side of the world instead of even thinking about clicking that damned Join Game? button…it’s only because of his interest in the experimental elements. 

He wonders how many of them went back this time. 

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<Join Game?>

“No thanks, I’m good mate!” Mumbo shakes his head, already turning back to the flooring of his definitely full vault. 

(Although…) 

“No, no,” Mumbo keeps his hands away from his communicator. He knows at this point nearly everyone will go back, having heard about it from Grian and the others when he’d come back from his break. Honestly, he still doesn’t get it. Out of everything they could be doing, between base work and pranks, he can’t imagine why everyone consistently chooses to go back. It doesn’t make sense. 

Maybe he ought to ask someone other than Grian, since his friend seemed to enjoy them in some sort of sick, twisted way–almost as if the red life in him had never fully left after enough times. 

But not this time. 

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<Join Game?>

One more time. He just wants to understand. 

And maybe…maybe he missed using those end crystals more than he’d like to admit. 

<MumboJumbo joined the game>

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this is an addition to this fic!

#my fics #mumbo jumbo #trafficblr #i'm manifesting mumbo back into the next life series guys #don't mind me #third life #last life #grian #life series five. i can be normal i swear

[penofwildfire]

HEY GUYS BTW I'M STILL INSANE ABOUT COLE'S THEMES OF DEATH. LIKE I'VE BEEN INSANE ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS LATELY BUT THAT'S. STILL UP THERE. HIS CONNECTIONS WITH DEATH. HIS TIME AS A GHOST. THE LOSS OF HIS MOTHER BEING HIS INITIAL MOTIVATOR. HIS PROMISE TO HER BEING HIS DRIVING FORCE. HIS ELEMENT BEING EARTH, WHERE ALL LIVING THINGS RETURN EVENTUALLY. EARTH CONNECTING HIM TO HIS MOTHER. HIS GOLDEN WEAPON BEING A SCYTHE. AAAAKSKDHSJFJSJSKSNSNSNSJAKSKDBDHSJSKDLS

#ninjago #cole #cole brookstone #cole hence #I'm so normal about this stupid show guys I swear I'm so normal #OH ALSO HIS FEAR OF ABANDONEDMENT AND BEING FORGOTTEN #THE DAY OF THE DEPARTED #AUGHSKAKDSHAKD

[cobaltfluff]

fellas is it gay to painstakingly carve your name intertwined with your bestie's name on a Best Friend Stone

#bucchigiri?! #watch and yell #spoilers #im YELLING SO LOUDDDD #I DOUBT YOU STILL HAVE YOURS #MATAKARA I'M SO SORRYYYY #SCREAMINGGGGG #Guys im sane i swear im watching this like a normal person #also im pretty sure ara-chan started avoiding you bc he felt he was too weak b #dont be so hard on yourself you sweet little (big) puppy

[valeriapryanikova]

2023 art summary :]

#10/12 drawings include grian 🙃 #guys i swear i'm Totally Normal about him #anyway on a completely unrelated topic: i made 67 art posts this year; 39 of them are grian fanart or include him in some way #honourable mention goes to the 'across the grianverse' animation where i drew grian in 12 different art styles for each frame #i'm. normal #art summary

[ianthine-ichor]

I'm not obsessed over any of these men. Anyway here are a couple songs that outline exactly how they would love their significant other 😌

Gaz

Soap

Price

Ghost

#i swear guys I'm so normal #I would never scour through playlist after playlist for songs that sound exactly like each of them. I would never do that #call of duty #cod mw2 #john price #captain price #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #call of duty x reader #cod mw2 x reader #john price x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #john price mw2 #price mw2 #john soap mactavish x reader #soap mw2 #soap x reader #gaz x reader #simon ghost x reader #Spotify

[ode2rin]

hi... (runs away)

#HELLO (comes back w better confidence) #i miss all of you :< #will respond soonest #!!! #have you guys seen rin' #s official arts #it's been occupying my mind lately #esp that one where he looks like a knight or sumn #imagine rin as a grumpy yet so damn protective knight??? yeah that (like a grumpy obi...)(I ROOTED FOR OBI) #anw!! i turned 20!!! #aaaaa 20 is like... a scary number #i've never thought i'll made it this far and i haven't planned anything up to this pot #*point #so i've been really anxious abt it lol #but then it happened #and it felt just like another normal day #i ate some pie (bec its pi day lol) and had some wine #watched your name (for the 6th time????) #and just. existed. normally #the world doesn't spin differently when you turn 20 i suppose #or any age actually #so it doesn't have to be scary :> #i'm treating it as a reminder #that i am here #despite it all :> #SO THERES MY LIL UPDATE #i'm alive i swear #mimi rambles ᐢᗜᐢ

[nonndrawz]

GUYS!!! THE CYCLOPS IN THE GOW: RAGNARÖK VALHALLA DLC TRAILER LOOKS VERY SIMILAR TO THE CYCLOPS FROM GOW 3!!! LOOK AT THEIR MODELS!!! THEY BOTH USE A TREE STUMP AS A WEAPON!!! THEY BOTH HAVE A METAL BRACELET ON THEIR LEFT ARM!!! THEY BOTH WEAR SANDALS!!! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE COLOR OF THEIR LOINCLOTH!!! PLUS IT MAKES SENSE THAT THIS CYCLOPS WOULD LOOK LIKE ONE KRATOS HAS KILLED, SINCE WE ARE FACING HIS PAST!!! LET ME COOOKKK!!!

#NonnTalks #I swear I'm normal #Y'all just need to understand my vision #I'm making sense right??? #I hope you guys understand #GOW #God of War #GOW Ragnarök #God of War Ragnarök #GOW DLC #God of War DLC #GOW Ragnarök DLC #God of War Ragnarök DLC #GOW Valhalla #God of War Valhalla #GOW Ragnarök Valhalla #God of War Ragnarök Valhalla #GOW Cyclops #God of War Cyclops

[preciseshadow]

Me, watching the Lupete proposal scene for the 15th time

#guys I'm so normal about this I swear #I truly mean it when I say this is gonna be all I talk about for a week #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #lucius spriggs #ofmd season 2 #lupete #ofmd black pete #ofmd lucius #lucius x black pete