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#I’m known for my batshit insane breakups which is pretty impressive considering I am literally that guy from SpongeBob with glass bones
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I need to get you a bubble. A nice sturdy bubble with titanium plates and sharp spikes so u don’t look like a fucking nerd
If you think my medical history is wild I promise you my breakup stories are so much worse.
#the elf talks
#I’m known for my batshit insane breakups which is pretty impressive considering I am literally that guy from SpongeBob with glass bones
#I mean I think they’re all hilarious but no one else around me does.
#except for the guy that asked me if I was turning more lesbian that I dumped right before his birthday
#good times
#or the stories about growing up with my dad but those are rife with child abuse and neglect and most people really don’t think they’re funny
#I mean I do but like
#again it’s apparently concerning
#I’ve lived a weird life
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