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hyenahunt · 3 years

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Conquest: Armageddon - 1

Writer: Akira

Season: Spring

Proofreading: royalquintet (JP & ENG)

Translation: haranami

Ibara: You f*cking son of a b*tch! Shall I call you Your Idiocy from now on?! What the hell have you doneeeee?! How much of a fool can you be?!

[Location: Vocal Room]

Ibara: ……

Nagisa: “As God, I shall expel you from Eden for all eternity.”

…Fufu. This is well-filmed; no matter how many times I watch it, I still look cool.

CosPro’s staff are very talented. I’m impressed that they were able to record something of this calibre without me noticing.

…We tend to cut our losses faster than other agencies, and as a result, only those who continue to refine their skills are able to remain.

…Humans are living creatures. We cannot escape from the law of the jungle: survival of the fittest. That is lamentable, but it is nonetheless a truth of this world.

… Fufufu. Ibara, you were scared of me too, weren’t you?

…While I could simply conduct myself in an uncivilized manner and speak aggressively, this "God Mode"-like behavior might be able to inspire fear as well—

…That thought occurred to me, so I wanted to test it out. Surely this, too, can be considered a manifestation of the masculinity and paternity that we personify as Adam.

…We are the rulers — the tyrants — who require no one’s permission to reign. We are the epitome of absolute power: God.

…Well, my father is the true God, not I. But as his son, I am able to perfectly embody that concept as well.

…Yes, it worked wonderfully. If the opportunity arises, I’ll be sure to try it out again.

Ibara: Your Excellency.

Nagisa: …What is it? I wish you’d at least comment every now and then. I was getting lonely; it felt like I was speaking to myself.

I always nod and say “yes, yes” every time you happily chatter on, don’t I?

Ibara: You f*cking son of a b*tch! Shall I call you Your Idiocy from now on?! What the hell have you doneeeee?! How much of a fool can you be?!

Nagisa: …Fufu. In truth, we are not God, omniscient and omnipotent. We are no different to others; we, too, can be called idiots. Taking a bite from the forbidden fruit was simply the beginning of our foolishness.

Ibara: Aghhhh! Enough! What am I to do?! The damage is irreversible! All my plans have gone up in smoke! In smoke, I say! Jesus Christ!

Nagisa: …Fufu. I’m not Jesus, I’m God. [1]

Ibara: Shut up and die!

Ahh, please pardon me! My emotions are in complete disarray at the moment!

But it’s only natural that I’m unable to choose my words properly! All my plans have just been ruined by your little joke!

Originally, I intended on improving His Highness Hiyori's mood through this method and that… I was going to pretend that we’d given him what he wanted so I could control him for my own ends.

Nagisa: …Yes. That’s what I thought you’d do — it’s an old trick of yours.

…Hiyori-kun rebelled against Conquest, and he would thus feel guilty for causing us trouble..

…That’s why it was highly probable he would quietly accept our other requests.

Ibara: That’s exactly right! It was a prime chance for me to make the selfish princess actually listen to the things we say for once!

If I were able to control not just you, but also His Highness, I’d be unrivaled! Unstoppable! Undefeatable! I would laugh — wahaha! — at the top of my lungs!

Nagisa: …You aren’t satisfied with just me? You’re a greedy one, Ibara.

Ibara: And what’s wrong with that, pray tell? Don’t all men desire to be victorious — to hold everything in their hands, no matter what they need to use or destroy to do so?!

Indeed, that is the very reason why I continue to live! So that, one day, I’ll be able to stand at the peak of the world and look down at everyone else!

Nagisa: …Fufu, it’s true. The only way a snake slithering on the ground would be able to look down upon others if he made it to the top of the world.

…I’m used to being under your control, and I actually prefer it that way. However, I won’t allow you to use even Hiyori-kun as a tool for your advancement.

…No — I detest everything that causes Hiyori-kun pain and suffering.

…As the second-born of the Tomoe Corporation, the next-in-line to inherit everything, he’s always played the fool to support his family and his beloved elder brother.

…To put it crudely, he’s lived whilst repressing parts of himself.

…When I lost my father, I was completely at a loss. But that’s when he extended a hand to me and taught me the beauty that lies within this world.

…I was merely someone his household temporarily took in, and yet he truly loved me and accepted me as a member of his family.

…He taught me words and so many other important things. He took care of me and guided me.

…Even though he was the same age as me, simply a child who wanted to play about rowdily.

…I want to let Hiyori-kun — sweet, lovely Hiyori-kun — do what he pleases, at least when he’s an idol.

...So he can rejoice in his life with a smile, filled with happiness.

…No matter what, I won’t forgive anyone who tries to steal away Hiyori-kun’s only joy.

…Not even you.

Ibara: In… Out… In… Out… (takes deep breaths)

Fufu. Well played, Your Excellency. I underestimated you. Although you said that you would leave the issue of Conquest to me—

Nagisa: …Yes. My plan was to make everything progress according to my wishes whilst you were occupied.

…Dangling an ever-so-tempting chunk of bait in front of someone and using it to control them… is a tactic you’ve employed far too often.

…So, how was it? It’s rather unpleasant to have the same thing done to you, isn’t it?

Ibara: ……

Nagisa: …That’s simply your way of living, and it’s not as if I wish to criticize it.

…You get carried away, lost in your desires, and as a result you tend to make silly mistakes. If you keep using the same strategies, it’s only natural that someone will come up with a countermeasure.

…From here on out, you should try to maintain your composure and think things through more. A defeat for you is a defeat for Eden; your losses are my losses as well.

…I’ll trust in you, love you, and leave this to you. Don’t make me lose hope in you. If I do so this time, it won’t be an act.

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Translation Notes:

[1]: In the original, Ibara says his plans have become おシャカです (oshaka desu) which, in this context, means "useless". However, oshaka (or, usually, oshaka-sama) is also the Buddha's name, so Nagisa replies that, "I'm not the Buddha, I'm God.”

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#nagisa ran #ibara saegusa #enstars #ensemble stars #enstars translation #type: event #s: conquest #era: !!#status: complete #hyenahunttl

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some-kindofgnome · 3 years

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1) I hope you’re having the best day. The best. 2) I wanted to let you know bought butter tarts bc of your ask the other day and they were delicious 😌

GRACE! 💖 Hi bby! I've missed you! I DID have the best day today bc i got my nails doneeeee and got to pamper myself a little, such a nice treat! but then i ruined it by finally catching all the way up in the jjk manga 😭😭😭 so much pain

rEEEEEEEEE BUTTER TARTS! that was so much fun grace thank you for indulging me. i don't even know WHERE the thought came from but it would not leave my head. either way, i'm glad u got some butter tarts bby, they are so tasty every once in a while!

i just moved to a new city and there's a Beaver Tails joint not far from me now 👀every time i walk past it now i think of samu trying one of those heeheheheh

i hope you're having a good night grace, this ask really made me smile 🥺 thanks for dropping me a line, you're truly too kind 💖

#thinking of samu has been funny lately #sometimes it is the cure for my blossoming loneliness #and sometimes it makes me so lonely i could CRY #but either way he's in me brain #graceeee 💖 wuv you #i need to catch up on all the beautiful fics you've been writing while i was packing up my life #i need to catch up on LOTS OF PEOPLE'S BEAUTIFUL FICS #sigh #much to do #gnome answers #💖 💖 💖 💖

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frisk-fan-gacha · 3 years

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OmG GUYSSSSS

I AM GOING TO DYE MY HAIR WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!!

OMG IM SO EXCITEDDDD

I JUST ORDERED THE HAIR DYE! it should come in 2-5 days AAAAAA XDDDD

I know my mom will be mad though.....

BUT AT LEAST I WILL HAVE AMAZING PURPLE HAIR LIKE I ALWAYS WANTED!!!!

YAAYYAYA

context: my turquoise hair started fading a lot leaving green and brown streaks X_X

And it doesn’t....look....that...great...

And my hair has been blue for SOOO MUUUCHHH TIMMMEEE X__X

So i dunno...I don’t really like it that much anymore! So I decided to ask my mom if I can dye my hair purple. She said I’m not allowed to dye my hair at all anymore! WHAT?!?!? WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHTMARE! how am I supposed to make my hair look good what my hair gets slowly a greenish sliver with doodoo like streaks in it 0-o

A well maintained dyed hair should be.....maintained?!!?!! And not just be neglected and look terrible XDDD

So... I decided to BUY MY OWN hair dye, and dye my hair MYSELF, with my OWN MONEY!!!!

DIS IS DA MOST CRAY CRAY THING I EVER DONEEEEE XDDDDD

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spicyfoodboi · 4 years

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aaah i hope you’re doing better on your writing slump!! could i request headcanons of the kamaboko squad with genya (yes again i know) with an S/O who’s extremely terrified of bugs? (a fly just landed on my arm today and i screamed and got a towel and hit my arm as hard as i could- its missing and NOT DEAD YET) She’s scared of any types of bugs, like flies, cockroaches, ants basically anything, and screams/ yells/ cries whenever they come in close proximity to her

Creepy crawlies

Genre: crack, fluff

A tanjiro kamado, zenitsu agatsuma, inosuke hashibira and genya Shinazugawa

A/n: hey guys! I feel a lot of better. I'm sorry i didn't write anything. I have another set of requests like this one only this time of the bnha boys which would be coming out sooner or letter. Requests are still open so please request something before my inbox closes! Thank you guys so much for your patience! Let's get on with it!!

Tanjiro kamado

He's your savior.

"AaAaaAaAAahhHH TheRe'S a CoCkrOaCh!!!!"

He would grab a glass and a sheet of paper.

"Where is it (y/n)?"

Yes, he's your savior. No, he wouldn't kill an innocent cockroach.

When something flies around and makes you scream out,

Tanjiro is your human shield.

"(y/n) calm down-"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALM DOWN?! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?! IT'S FLYING AROUND SOMEWHERE- THERE IT IS!!"

tanjiro caught the bee and took it outside.

He was great at calming you down. Even when you didn't want to calm down because you see 300000000 flies outside where people just dumped some rotting meat.

"i'll protect you (y/n)."

"You better. If you don't, i'll leave you to the flies and book it-"

Of course you won't do that. You'll just chuck him in the direction of the insect and pass through and wait for him to follow lmao.

You still need someone to protect you so you wouldn't sacrifice tanjiro... Yet.

Zenitsu agatsuma

I feel like zenitsu would have ptsd.

He literally fought a big spider demon and a bunch of baby faced spiders.

"ZENITSU! SPIDER!!!"

He would actually join you up on the table and freak out with you.

"WHERE? (Y/N) PROTECT MEEEEE!"

"WHY WOULD I PROTECT YOU?! I NEED TO SAVE MYSELF. I WOULD THROW YOU AS A FUCKING SACRIFICE- IT'S CRAWLING UP HERE!"

Cue both of you scrambling up to get a weapon.

He would literally do what the sibling did to tanjiro at that demon house.

He would throw anything he could find right besides him.

Water bottle, pillow, his sword. You name it.

He wouldn't allow himself to become a shield.

"NO WAY! NO WAY! DON'T HIDE BEHIND ME!"

anyway, even though zenitsu is a coward with you, he would still try his best to calm you down, even when he's the one who freaked out more.

Hashibir inosuke

He's ready to use his sword or hands as a weapon.

"THERE'S A FLY!"

"I'M HERE! WHERE IS IT?!" he would run after it, flopping his hands until it's out of your range.

He would be the guy to challenge a bug to a fight if it doesn't want to go.

"YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?! YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIGHT ME!"

Chaos ensues.

While you're on the table, he would be swatting the fuck out of this bug.

He would howl victoriously and hug you tight, calming you down.

His victories always calm you down. Especially if it's because of bugs.

Genya Shinazugawa

Would actually laugh.

"COCKROACH! GENYAAAAAA!!"

He would stand by the door and just watch.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KILL IT!!"

He would just pretend to squint.

"i don't see it. Where is it?"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE IS IT?!"

after 2 minutes of solid pleading for him to kill it already, he complies,

He kills it and takes it in his hands.

He pretends to throw it at you, making you scream.

He just laughs and throws it out while you try to hit him from taking so long to kill it.

He would calm you down with a soft kiss.

Hey guys!! We are doneeeee!! Hopefully i did this request justice. If you guys are wondering why i do headcannons this summer with your requests is because it's easier and faster to put out. If you do want your requests to be a oneshot, i'm sorry, i'm just too busy this summer (yeah it's summer here.) if it is in the middle of the school year, i would write it as a oneshot but it would take a heck load of time to do one request. I have 6 more slots so please, don't be shy and request! Love you guys 😘😘

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aalissy · 5 years

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Nap Lap

And Chapter 24 is doneeeee. Crazy how we’re almost done with May. I don’t want this summer to go by so fast D:. Anyway lemme know what you guys think of this chapter :)

AO3

“My head hurts,” Chat sighed, swiping at his hair annoyedly, sinking to the floor with a pout.

Marinette’s eyes widened as she remembered the events of the akuma attack that day. Nibbling her lip anxiously, she recalled him getting hit multiple times in the head during their fight. Scooting over to him, she rubbed a soft palm through his hair, “I can try and help.”

“Yes please,” he sighed happily, practically melting in her hands.

“My poor kitty,” Marinette sighs, gently rubbing a hand through Chat Noir’s messy blonde hair. Purring softly, he stretched out onto her lap, nudging her hand with his head. Marinette giggled, “Such a cat,” before scratching behind his fake ears.

“Whatever keeps you scratching, purrincess,” he yawned as his eyes fluttered closed.

When he finally fell asleep, curled up on her lap, she kissed his forehead softly, “I’m sorry that battle was so tough today,” Marinette whispered, still continuing her soft strokes. “I never should’ve let you get hit by that attack,” she shook her head, frowning softly, “It was my fault but I wish you wouldn’t jump in front of things just to save me.” Blinking back the tears from her eyes, Marinette placed her forehead on his own, “I can’t lose you, kitty. Why can’t you see that?”

Taking in a shaky breath the fashion designer straightened up, but not before leaving a quick kiss on the superheroes forehead. Continuing her slow scratches through his hair her eyes also began to flutter closed. Just five minutes, Marinette thought to herself before slumping over into a deep sleep.

In about an hour she was startled out of her sleep by sad whimpers and pained moans coming from the cat on her lap, “No! Please no!”

“Chat! Chat, what’s wrong?!” she shook his head furiously, trying to get him to wake up.

Panting, Chat’s eyes popped open before he jolted up and began scanning the room he was in. Seemingly satisfied with the results, he sighed before curling back into her lap.

“Mind telling me what just happened?” Marinette asked him, slightly panicked.

“Just a nightmare. Don’t worry about it, my lady,” he said before quickly falling back asleep.

Marinette, however, could not fall back asleep. Her eyes were wide open, and her whole body was numb with shock. Never once had Chat called her, my lady, it was either purrincess or Marinette when he was with her civilian form. Her eyes clenched shut as her heat fell to her chest. Mind racing to find a solution, she attempted to brush the slip aside as nonsensical sleep talk, rather than the cat finding out her secret identity. Hearing a quiet whine from the slumbering superhero, Chat nudged her hand in order for her to continue rubbing. Letting out a choked laugh, Marinette resumed her soft pets, smiling softly down at him. Eventually, long after Marinette’s hand had gone sore from its constant movement, Chat woke up.

“Well, finally. I was wondering when you’d give me the use of my limbs back,” she stretched, removing the groggy superhero from her lap.

“Thank you, purrincess,” Chat yawned, stretching out his own limbs, “Your rubs are still the best in Paris,” he winked at her.

“And I bet I have the best lap in Paris too,” Marinette winked back, relieved by his use of purrincess this time.

“Well I had better get out of your hair,” he bounded up to her trapdoor before hesitating, “I didn’t happen to have a nightmare during that short little cat nap, did I?”

Capturing her bottom lip in between her teeth, she nodded, “Yeah, you did. Are you ok?”

“Yeah, fine, fine,” Chat waved off her concerns, “I didn’t happen to call you my lady though, right?”

“You may have done actually,” Marinette’s eyes darted around the room nervously.

He winced, “Sorry about that. It’s just that she was in the nightmare, and you sounded like her when calming me down.”

“Oh yeah?” she chuckled awkwardly.

“Yeah...” Chat’s eyes seemed honed in on her, before skittering away, “Anyway, I said, this cat’s gotta get back home. Night, purrincess.”

Marinette watched him go anxiously, eyes squeezing shut once he was completely gone, “He so figured that out, didn’t he?”

“I’d be a little more careful regarding your identity in the future, Marinette,” Tikki flitted to her, “Maybe he doesn’t know for sure yet.”

Smacking a hand to her forehead, she groaned, “That’s just how I need him figuring out my identity. Through some silly nightmare.”

The kwami giggled before cupping a tiny hand onto Marinette’s cheek, “Don’t worry. I’m sure everything will be fine.”

“Let’s hope so,” Marinette let out a puff of air.

#marichatmay2019 #marichat #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #fic

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tellywoodtrash · 5 years

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kwk lb: saif/sara ali khan

ugh these damn intros. i liked the varun/katrina ep better, where they brought karan out instead of this time waste of a meaningless ramble karan does in every damn ep.

yash johar sounds like a sweet dad tho.

….. all this talk of “royalty” and saif comes out looking like a right hobo.

gosh howwww does she look SO much like amrita? like, they cloned these damn kids, didn’t they? like straight up just CLONED them.

sara sounds like a smart kid.

lmao her little snort chuckles as saif tries to be diplomatic.

saif sounds like an exhausting man-child to deal with.

god this modern family question. pls we all already know that everyone is cool with it. why ainvayi trying to stir up drama?

“kareena aunty” lmao bitch just try

lol saif just staring into the distance as his child speaks with more maturity than he ever had at that age (or now.)

sara seems to have the same existential angst that i do.

lmaoooooooooooooo saif is just noping outta this soooo hard.

all these years and she’s never been shopping with kareena?

lolololol ofc kareena hated the museum.

ugh lord can we stop talking about their family situationnnnnnnnnnn. like either give us some juicy gossip about it or stop talking about this happy happy family narrative. honestly.

lmao “happy independence day” i love her i truly do

sara’s lol whut face at that ainvayi ka google home nonsense.

don’t lie sara you still have a boyfriend.

also what just one boyfriend long back? you have one right now (that AD of kedarnath) i can name two exes (harshvardhan, that politician’s grandson.) girl, this is the age of the internet; idk why ppl try and hide these things and make a fool of themselves.

yup; karan’s talking about that politician’s grandson, whose brother janhvi was/is/whatever-the-current-status-is dating.

sara is soooooo done with these two embarassing uncles.

*muttering* “not all of the values” omfg the sass

pft karan trying to make saif’s mostly fail “journey” look good

i’m just transfixedddddddd by how old the styling is making saif look. like why can you ppl just embrace the age you’re at, instead of trying soooooooo hard and ending up looking worse.

yeah how can someone who’s descended from royalty and has literally every single form of privilege in life feel bad about chote-mote failures here and there? you’d have to be a damn fool to.

lmao saif processing everything sara is saying.

“gym look is a visual delight” god karan you’re such a gross creeper honestly can you just fucken let women live and go to the gym jfc

i am sara, sara is me

what journey? ek movie na kiya hue hi she got a second in hand, what big struggle are these ppl talking about??????/

OMFG THIS TAIMUR NONSENSE. it really gets my goat how this whole fucking situation has gotten so fucking outta hand. in every single way all of this is fucking messed up. leave the poor baby alone.

oh. viral bhayani is much younger than i thought he was. i thought he was an old uncle.

lmaooooooooooo viral talking about cherishing the memory as if he’s one of taimur’s parents? saif’s face also reflecting the same; like bhai tu hai kaun??????

saif honestly looks confused and mad and like…. same.

KARAN SO HELP ME GOD LEAVE YOUR DAMN KIDS ALONE UGH SDLKFJSLKJFLSDK

i am sara, objecting to this “rate” garbage.

she looks sooooooo unconvinced and mad and like she has something to say but she’s holding her tongue.

lol mirma.

i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee karan and his body shaming bullshit. i really hate him.

ok fwding this coz i can’t tolerate such second-hand embarrassing nonsense.

can saif and karan literally just diaf for shaming her like this, thanx.

ugh saif is just sucha weirdo creep bringing up chubby chasers jfc i hate men so much.

finally time for rapid fire. pls god let sara win.

that ok google always sounds so doneeeee with karan every time he addresses “her”. even AI women are sick of his shit.

all of bollywood’s tharki buddhas are enamoured with alia these days huh?

oh ho, guessing saif doesn’t want a sanghi jamaai. aur drugs aur infidelity ki baatein aap na hi karo toh best hai.

“got cash? take her.” wonderful. not creepy at all.

gtfo with your intellectual elitism saif. OOTD naa jaankar tumhe kaunsa booker prize milna hai?

LMAOOOOOOO IT’S 2018 AND PPL ARE STILL SHITTING ON VIVEK OBEROI THE POOR THING

looks like all those rumours of saifeena being broke af are true afterall, with the amount saif is showing laalach for paisa.

ofc he’d rather be caught. majaal hai jo you get hurt but still keep your conscience clean. fuck.

sara is me. just incredulous at that answer.

all these ppl calling ranbir kapoor a charmer….. i just…… like have some standards man. ugh.

lmao what great work with imtiaz ali?????? love aaj kal was terrible. only the bits in the past were slightly tolerable. ainvayi, just coz he might be doing imtiaz’s next. also aren’t sara/karthik doing something with imtiaz too? is that the same thing?

MAN YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? AN AKSHAY/SAIF MOVIE AGAIN. LIKE THEY PAIRED OFF SO WELL IN THE 90S AND I WANT SOME MORE BROTP SHIT FROM THEM. (not crap like tashan tho.)

note to self - watch main khiladi tu anari again.

kareena’s gonna kill him for not saying she was the hottest.

go sara go. win this shit!

poor sara and her traumatic childhood thanks to her parents’ awful movies.

really? varun dhawan? over everyone else?

i mean i guessss….. he’s got a near-100% success rate. but there’s so many better ACTORS.

“DON’T SAY THAT ABBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!” lmao she’s superstitious i think. after all the hassle she went through.

man is everyone chaaatofying alia’s coz this is karan’s show or what? anushka is way more look-up worthy than her. she’s from a non film background, she acts well, does a good balance of movies and produces interesting stuff. like….. honestly.

WHY DO ALL THESE GIRLS WANNA MARRY RANBIR’S DUMB ASSS I REALLY DON’T GET IT LIKE HAVE SOME STANDARDS. HAVE ANY STANDARDS.

lol i like her tinder bios.

pft kartik aryan is such a chooza. sara pls, you seem smart and sorted, aim higher pls. at least for like vicky kaushal and all.

SAIF IS ACTING LIKE A RIGHT DALAL WITH THIS MONEY GARBAGE. HE NEEDS TO STOP.

oh boy what is on your phone girl.

ranveer ranveer blah blah blah……

sara deserved to win.

ouff this game is boring yaaaar.

LMAO SALIM? WHO SALIM?

sara lost quicker than i thought she would on the ivy league Q.

how does kunal come under pataudi family? kuch bhi.

lmao oh sara. manikarnika is the jhansi ki rani.

LMAO SALIM IS BITTOO

SAIF AND SOHA????????? ARJUN JANHVI??????? SHAHID ISHAAN???????? SALMAN AND HIS BROTHERS? COME TF ONNNNNNNN SARAAAAA.

lolllllllllllllllll sara is so petty in her victory i love her.

why do they always keep the cup at that one spot???

why does arjun kapoor look sunburnt? like its that unnatural brown-pink colour that srk was for a lot of years.

#koffee with karan #kwk lbs #episode liveblogs

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