#I was in 3rd grade

[timefospookies]

the original girlbosses

#recently started rewatching fairy tail cuz it was the first anime I ever watched #I was in 3rd grade #it marked me :] #so I drew my favorite girls!!! #Wendy is also one of my favs but I needed to draw the og gals #erza just one chance please #erza scarlet #lucy heartfilia #fairy tail #spook’s art

[talkfastromance4]

Gonna have myself a pirates of the Caribbean movie marathon. Also refuse to believe curse of the black pearl came out 21 years ago 😳

#I was in 3rd grade #I remember there were Macdonald kids meals about it #time is wild

[pcktknife]

that damn chicken

#myart #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi spoilers #falin touden #everytime i draw chimera fal i think about the kid i knew in like 3rd grade who was obsessed with drawing dragons and how if maybe if i too #some notes i wouldnt struggle so bad with drawing the body so connor colin whatever ur name was shoutout to u dude #dungeon meshi spoilers

[mermaid-ish]

the first time i ever heard about abortion another kid called it “killing babies” and i thought they meant massacring babies that had already been born

#tw abortion #tw #abortion #bro the context was a girl telling me that her church said not to vote for obama bc he’s ok w it #i was in 3rd grade #i was like???? IS NOBODY GOING TO STOP HIM???? #and then the second i found out what it rly was i was like hm seems like not my business #like i am definitely too young for this convo i’m just gonna walk away

[deep-space-lines]

An archangel is actually a type of babygirl,

We've all seen The gabe dress but I had a divine vision of him in a kroj (Czech folk costume) and y'know what? I was right. He slays. What's the point of art if not to take some fictional guy, say "that's my wife" and put clothes on him like a paper doll

Anyway I think everyone should draw him in their culture's folk costume now. I wanna start a trend

((bonus sketch idk if I'll finish,,))

#my art #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabe dress gabe dress gabe dress g #the idea of drawing him in pants feels illegal #kroj #artists on tumblr #do not ask me how long the fucking embroidery took on the first one i do not want to talk about it #I actually used to have one of these when I was in like 3rd grade that my mom made for me.. i wanna make myself one eventually #wearing dresses is a mess bc if i am perceived by other people as too feminine it makes me want to explode a little but kroje are so pretty

[ghosttrolls]

I'm really really exhausted but would anyone like me to make a tutorial on how to make an origami frog. It's the easiest origami to make imo, you don't even use square paper so it's super easy to just grab whatever paper you might have to make one

#ghostly posts #I learned in 3rd grade because it was a project for leap year #and I never forgot #the card of the day really had me thinking about them again #I have to clear my table for some good photography.

[marisatomay]

turning into a full-throated jeremy strong defender on account of people acting like he should be tried at the hague for using the word “dramaturgically” in a sentence when talking about his craft and process because people seem to think being intense and earnestly giving a shit about your art is both pretentious and illegal but here’s the thing: it’s not and more actors should earnestly give a shit

#it’s not even a big complex word like what is this 3rd grade GROW UP #sorry but i’ll take mr strong i’ll take tom ‘i watch every movie that comes out and i try to watch them in a theater’ cruise #over smug self satisfied disinterest any day

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Got to draw Lupin and Zenigata for an assignment

#I was *supposed* to do screentone/texture experiments on this but it looked. ugly. I'm not good at texture my art looks better flat #probably cost myself a better grade there but I could not figure it out so fuck it #it looks nice #shapes and colours baby #lupin iii #lupin iii fanart #lupin the 3rd #lupin the third #lupin the third fanart #lupin the 3rd fanart #loopzoop #luzeni #yeah I'm tagging ship bc it is but don't tell my prof #zenigata #inspector zenigata #koichi zenigata #zenigata fanart #cate's scribbles #scribbles

[tariah23]

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#because… we wrote one idiot 😭!!! #I guess wp and nbs just learned that black ppl have our own National anthem and are of course spazzing tf out #just… write one? #yourselves??? if this is such a big deal like kskskskskl #there’s no arguing with racists but this is still funny #I saw a few black folks not know about it but they probably either went to white schools or aren’t from America so they missed out on #having to sing lift every voice and sing for 5 days a week 8 years straight #I only sung it for 7 since my 8th grade teacher didn’t care if we did it or not #I just didn’t feel like standing up sorry and I’m sure her lazy ass didn’t either that’s why she didn’t care lmfao #no wait I did do it for 8 years because my mom made my teacher hold me back in 3rd grade 🗿…. so #crying #you can feel the antiblackness roll off of that ‘s’ #rambling

[beetleandfox]

imagine being one of the third graders in Helen’s class. like okay your teacher is out for a week, you have a sub, life goes on. then suddenly you start seeing her on the news (!!!) and hold on a minute— Ms Brand is the twin sister of a murdered celebrity?? and in the week she’s been out, she’s blown up a billionaire’s private island and destroyed the MONA LISA and proven that some energy source called Klear is evil?? (you’re like 8 so that last bit isn’t so exciting, but your parents are really worked up about it). Ms Brand, who puts smiley-face stickers on your math quizzes and helps you set up your funny zoom backgrounds? I guarantee that whole class would go NUTS

#I mean my 3rd grade class worked ourselves into a frenzy over a rumor that a sub smoked cigarettes #they would freak out if they heard about this #not even in a bad way #in a november 5th way #glass onion #knives out #knives out 2

[snackugaki]

hi sorry hello excuse if i could just pardon trying to get through sorry just lemme makikiraan po it’s okay gonna sumimasen squeeze in right here perdón yeah no it’s fine just excusez moi just gotta gonna commit a little words crime and i’ll be outta your hair hha ha a

... my humor isn’t so much low hanging fruit as it’s the fruit on the ground that the wasps have eaten and gotten drunk from the fermentation and are uselessly trying to sting the air

click through to see flowers given to people for their gorgeous gorgeous work

... i legit don’t know the general etiquette for tagging people you don’t know two days in a row... 

w elp; y’all should read up, 10/10 i love

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EDIT: .......... i forGOT MNMC’S RED CRESCENTS  FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF but I remembered his dumb nipple dents, call that equivalent exchange

#gorgeous gorgeous work #by gorgeous gorgeous people #fanart shitposting #fancomic shitposting #rise leo #future leo #rise future leo #peepaw multiverse #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #if I didn't get that dumb joke #out of my brain #... i don't know what would have happened #nothing good #i say as i inflict nothing good on other people #lol lmao #the first mistake was someone teaching me language #then my 3rd grade teacher teaching us word play #so it's a systemic failure really #gentry was so cool #I would've loved to see her again in S3 #save rottmnt #unpause rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #GIVE US THE ORIGINALLY PLANNED SEASON 2 #THEN GIVE US SEASON 3 #thanks somerandomdudelmao #icon #artist + writer solidarity #remembered his nipple dents

[lydiaas]

JJ MAYBANK & JOHN B ROUTLEDGE in S03E06 THE DARK FOREST I don't know what to do, JJ. How the hell do we get to South America? No clue, but…

#obx #outer banks #obx spoilers #obxedit #outerbanksedit #obx* #john b routledge #jj maybank #john b x jj #truly brothers #i love how most of the time john b acts like he's the older more stable friend #but then he has moments of vulnerability where he just needs his brother and best friend #to tell him it's going to be okay #to confide in #ugh i love their relationship so much #they genuinely feel like best friends since 3rd grade

[paladinfigueroth]

heliocentric faith being based on evangelicalism and the bulbian church being based on Catholicism... brennan lee mulligan you will always be famous to me

#d20 #dimension 20 #a crown of candy #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #i have actually been acccused of witchcraft at catholic school #absolutely a core memory #Only time any school ever called my parents bc i was in trouble #I think i was 9? It was 2nd or 3rd grade

[daily-property-police]

Not sure if you've done this before but Jimmy and Martyn having a picnic with stuffed animals :3 /nf

Day 407- I don’t know enough about fnaf to make a good pic out of it, I hope you don’t mind I combined it with another one. (And misremembered picnic as tea party)

#Whoops #my relationship with fnaf is really weird actually #I had a friend from 2nd to 5th grade and horror games were her favorite thing especially fnaf. And I was terrified of it #Still she was one of my best friends and I would watch her play whatever game she had on the bus coming home from school #Until 3rd grade when she introduced me to my best friend for the next 3 or so years and I hung out with her on the bus instead #So I was just scared of horror games for a while #UNTIL I DISCOVERED IMPULSESV AND THE JITS PHASMOPHOBIA #Eventually evolving into GIGGS #I think fnaf led me to my phasmo love basically #I still don’t know very much about the game. All I knew was dark and murder and animal. I learned more when the movie came out obviously #Buuuut im not confident enough in my knowledge to make something good #daily-pp #asks

[seattlesellie]

ellie is using these lip balms you can't change my mind..

it would be like her lips are way too dry and all chapped, so you tell her she needs some moisturizer on her lips and she buys these;

https://pin.it/L3RJC6B

https://pin.it/2ZDmWeK

and the pickle ones caption says "funny gifts for men" LMAO

okay also, she eats toothpaste secretly and uses one of those jurassic world ones

i wish i had a gf so i can buy her pickle lip balms pls

she’s so silly she’s the silliest ??? cause imagine she’s all excited “babe guess what… i finally got some chapstick like you told me to” and then she pulls out the dino one or … is the other one pickle scented ?? wiggling her eyebrows and comically puckering up her lips and smacking them obnoxiously at you. “just like you do it, now give ellie a kiss” and she chases you with pickle — ish lips !!! and not the toothpaste eating omg why is that absolutely freak behavior . i can imagine she’s just “mhm wonder what it actually tastes like” so she picks up the tube and puts it against her tongue and is immediately like “BLEGH ew ew ew” while you’re watching her from outside the door . and ur like how am i dating this idiot and why . also how is she still alive . also the type to not pull out the eggshells if she’s making an omelette . ur like “ellie … why is it crunchy” 😐

#𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 anon 🎀 #def ate sand in 3rd grade and u know what so did i so what

[divorcetual]

lmk where you're from if you rb please ^.^

#My brother was in 3rd grade when we moved away from Indiana and he leaned the pepsi cola one #but I was only in preschool so I onky learned it in oregon #and iirc I learned the eat side west side you're out one