#I love the thought that Scarecrow genuinely can't connect the dots

[goggles-mcgee]

Wayne Can You Explain

Reporter that is new to Gotham but thinks they are on to something: "Mr. Wayne, can you make a statement why whenever the Bat is around, you never are? To be more clear, you and Batman are never seen in the same place even if you are at an event that is crashed by Gotham's Rogues."

Bruce who is running on a protein bar and 5 hour energy: "I'm super scared of bats, a bunch flew in my face once when I got stuck in a well, if any of you recall. He's basically an oversized one. I don't need that in my life."

Everyone there and all those who are watching: -oh my god Bruce Wayne is afraid of Batman-

Harley who was watching this just to see Bruce and seeing everyone buy his frankly bullshit dodge: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME WAYNE!? Imma McFreakin lose my shit."

Harley now calling up Jonathan: "Did you see that shit?"

Jonathan who happened upon the interview when he went out to spread some good ol' fear, who is now remembering asking Bruce back in med school what he was most scared of when they were learning about phobias: "I can confirm. Wayne is afraid of bats."

Harley: "Enough to be scared of Bman?"

Jon: "Fear isn't exactly rational Harley."

Harley mostly to herself: "Oh my god I'm really gonna McFreakin lose it."

#this was made by my goblin brain #med school brotp #DC comics #batman universe #Batman Rogues #bruce wayne #Harley Quinn #Harleen Quinzel #scarecrow #Jonathan Crane #dc scarecrow #dc harley quinn #dc batman #Bruce Harley Jonathan brotp #sleep deprived Bruce Wayne #this is basically a shit post but I love it #I love the thought that Scarecrow genuinely can't connect the dots #that bruce wayne is the batman #Funfact I was a psych student #I only took a couple classes though