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goggles-mcgee · 1 year
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Some other rogue about to kidnap Bruce Wayne: "You're coming with me Wayne!"
Harley Quinn busting in out of nowhere: "Put him down! That's my emotional support billionaire!"
Scarecrow following Harley at a more lax speed: "I would do what the lady says."
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One song I associate them with:
Probably Miracle of Sound's Into the Mind
Two people I ship them with:
I will always ship Crane with Scientific Endeavour and A Healthy Work/Life Balance (With my two BroTPs being Riddler and Harley Quinn)
Three non-DC characters they should team up with/fight:
SOMEONE from a gothic/cosmic horror story. I wanna say Frankenstein('s Monster), because Crane's basically a mad scientist and Frankenstein's my favourite horror story, but Frankenstein already exists in the DCU so that doesn't really work.
Although thinking about it a story where Jonathan Crane meets Herbert West would be hilarious.
And running with the horror theme, a story where Scarecrow and Freddy Krueger faced off would be amazing.
Four things I'd change about them where I writing them:
Kinda a biggie, but I'd either completely removed fear toxin or make it an exceedingly hard to make substance so Crane can't use it often, so he has to rely on fear tactics and is therefore a more direct counter to Batman - the majority of their fights being cat and cat games of them both sneaking around.
I'd probably either remove or downplay his mental illness, because the ableism inherent to a lot of Batman stories is a problem and Crane has never felt like he particularly needed his psychosis to be engaging.
I'm torn between really liking Cillian Murphy's Scarecrow and liking the idea of him being a more sophisticated older man than Bruce, so a compromise could be there being two Scarecrows, working together to scare the Bat.
Scarecrow imo should always be one of the more morally bankrupt of Batman's rogues - some of them kill out of necessity or in self-defence, but Crane psychologically tortures people to see what happens to them. There's a reason I think the Joker is only slightly above Scarecrow in 'most monstrous Batman villain'.
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dalekofchaos · 7 years
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What I’d change about the DCEU
My DCEU change list! However, I will not just be changing how the current movies change, Since this is my own version of the DCEU I will be putting the big individual movies before so it actually feels like world building instead of mashing everything together until they fit.
My other DC changes
Arkhamverse
Burtonverse Changes
Nolanverse Changes
DCTV Changes
Man Of Steel
Keep Krypton as it is, however, ensure that  Lara-El actually shows emotion knowing that Jor-El has died and her only son has been sent away to a far away world as her own planet is about to die along with her
Keep the flashbacks similar, his mom helps him with controlling his abilities, but that’s how it starts, then we see Clark with the cape on, then saving the kids, then restraining himself and then the tornado(more on that later) but after the first flashback scene rather than him as a drifter he awakes as a reporter at the Daily Planet and the oil rig scene is a story he works on and he’s a green horn as a part of the story and he saves the crew. We have Clark Kent. Superman is the mask Clark Kent puts on.  Clark Kent is Superman, not Superman is Clark Kent. We see Superman saving people and smiling to reassure the people he’s saving that he is there for them and instills hope in the people of Smallville and Metrtopolis.
Jonathan Kent isn’t a complete asshole.   I understand that Jonathan wanted Clark to keep his powers a secret because he didn’t want him exposed and taken away, but Jonathan Kent is supposed to inspire Clark and to instill in him good morals and beliefs that make Clark the hero we all know him to be. He doesn’t tell him that maybe he should have let the kids died, he actually is supportive and assures that Clark is doing the right thing. More inspirational stuff like  “You are my son. But somewhere out there you have another father too, who gave you another name. And he sent you here for a reason, Clark. And even if it takes you the rest of your life you owe it to yourself to find out what that reason is. “ And “You just have to decide what kind of a man you want to grow up to be, Clark; because whoever that man is, good character or bad, he’s… He’s gonna change the world.” And Jonathan does not die for stupid reasons, Clark saves Jonathan. If Clark saved Jonathan it would prove to him that the world is ready
The Phantom Zone look like it is in Injustice because it ACTUALLY looks like a hellish prison of eternal torment, instead of dildo ships being frozen
Jimmy Olson is in the movie and is a main character with Lois and Perry and he isn’t pointlessly killed off in the beginning of the sequel
The Jor-El AI in the fortress of Solitude would explain to Clark what Kryptonite is and warn him of the dangers of it
Zod’s plan to revive the Kryptonians remains the same, but not terraforming, it made absolute no sense whatsoever.  Earth's current environiment grants them super powers. I know Zod mentions the pain of acclimation, but that seems trivial in the face of invulnerability, super strength and laser eyes. Plus considering Zod’s crew were bred for war, it seems dumb to just keep them powerless. But I would add instead of destruction porn via generic doomsday device, classic Zod’s bid for domination would take effect he wouldn’t view humans as equals so he would want to take over earth and take it for his people. 
The same thing happens, they use Clark’s ship to trigger the Phantom Zone(only Dr Hamilton doesn’t die) 
Clark would not kill Zod. Clark would instead incapacitate Zod and place him in a special prison. Together Clark and Dr Hamilton build a special prison to hold Zod. Made with the Red Sun technology from Zod's ship and the Kryptonite from the world engine.
Superman is hopeful and optimistic. Superman is the most human superhero of them all. He’s kind, he’s decent, he does good whenever he can and generally wants to help people and make their lives better. He’s the champion of the human race that adopted a strange visitor from another planet. He CAN’T be hopeless. He CAN’T be the brooder. He’s supposed to be the hero to hope to be. The one who is the ideal of other heroes. The one who never gives up on us, no matter how far we fall.  Superman is an idealistic character. He’s the kind, loving person from the comics and the animated universe.  He’s kind, he’s decent, he does good whenever he can and generally wants to help people and make their lives better. He’s the champion of the human race that adopted a strange visitor from another planet. Superman saves people. It’s not a decision he comes to through trauma and failure. It’s just who he is. He’s a good person
The Batman. The Batman is not out yet, but it should be the second movie of the DCEU, instead of Frank Miller worshiping garbage...I mean Batman V Superman
The biggest mistake of the DCEU is it is terrible at world building. It just forces everything to stick until it’s watchable. We did not earn Batman V Superman or Justice League. Phase 1 should be Man Of Steel, The Batman, World’s Finest, Suicide Squad, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, The Flash, Green Lantern Corps and Martian Manhunter. 
The Batman would be about Batman and Joker. It’s a Batman who has been for 20 years. Explains all the villains, his relationship with Gordon, show that Dick became Nightwing, Barbara is Oracle and Jason is Robin. Jason dies in this movie Joker kills Jason and Batman beats him with an inch of his life. This is the start of Bruce’s extreme justice to the criminals. 
Batman V Superman:Dawn Of Justice or as I would re-title it World’s FInest
The Death of The Wayne’s is a mugging gone wrong and there’s a struggle for the pearls. It is presented as what it’s meant to be. A mugging gone wrong. Show Joe Chill grabbing Martha’s pearls, Thomas struggling to defend Martha and Joe kills Thomas and then Martha. Thomas’ dying words being the same from Batman Begins. “Bruce, don’t be afraid”  It was a nice moment, and it ties into Bruce's conflict with Clark (given how most of his anger towards Clark is born of fear).
The Bat symbol looks like it does in the Arkhamverse. Stop the overworship of Frank Miller and let the Bat symbol look like a Bat and not look like Dark Knight Returns
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Lex Luthor is played by Terry O’Quinn, or Bryan Cranston. 
No Doomsday, instead of Doomsday it’s AMAZO, save Doomsday for a future Superman movie and give us AMAZO for the reason to bring the league together.
Lex Luthor uses the Kryptonian attacks as a campaign against Superman
Lex is not a whiny and annoying little know it all brat who keeps bringing up his father, he is a genius and he knows it, he doesn’t need to constantly flaunt it, and he isn’t a mix of Joker and Riddler, this is Lex Luthor! All Eisenberg’s Lex was...just annoying. Lex Luthor is cunning, he’s a genius, a criminal mastermind and will ignore all ethical boundries until his goals are met. When Luthor is in the room, he owns it. Every word that comes out of his mouth is meticulously planned and he is a master manipulator. The reason why he is such a brilliant Superman villain is because even though he has no physical powers, he can always beat the Man Of Steel on intellect alone. Hears why DCAU Luthor will always surpass the DCEu Luthor “do you know how much power I'd have to give upto be President? That's right, conspiracy buff. I spent 75 million dollars on a fake Presidential campaign, all just to tick Superman off."  But instead of this dark, brooding, cunning and intimidating Luthor, we just got an annoyance. He is basically pulling everyone’s strings and when the players realize it, they’re too late, just like DCAU Lex.
Jimmy and Mercy aren’t pointlessly killed off
Batman doesn’t kill, he is more extreme like branding criminals, but he doesn’t kill or use guns
Superman does not constantly doubt himself and brood throughout the entire movie, he is heroic and he actually smiles to reassure the people he saves will be alright(how do you expect someone you’re trying to save will trust you if you frown and brood while saving them?)
Perry White isn’t an incompetent moron for the entire movie. He lets Clark pursue the Batman, he doesn’t constantly tell him to do a sports piece, he has Lombardi(he was in Man of Steel) for that
This is not BVS, it’s The World’s Finest. They fight at first but Bruce realizes he has been used by Lex and they unite to expose and stop him but are too late as AMAZO attacks
Before the fight with AMAZO,  Bruce confides in Clark about Jason.  Bruce realizes that a lot of his hatred for Superman is because he blames himself for Jason's death, and since he blames Superman for the deaths of those killed in the Metropolis fight, he was projecting. He realizes this and stops.  It would have been HEARTBREAKING to see. By the end of the fight, Bruce is screaming "YOU FAILED!", and it's pretty obvious he's screaming at himself.
The three beat AMAZO and Superman lives and they work together to unite the Justice League
Cast Gemma Areton as Wonder Woman and don’t cast that fucking zionist racist ableist rape apologist garbage Gal Gadot
Suicide Squad
More Captain Boomerang, less Rick Flag 
Harley Quinn looks like a jester and uses her mallet. Harley’s look was okay...but just didn’t feel like Harley. If anything either have it be the classic look we got in the flashbacks, her Assault On Arkham look, Arkham City concept art or the Brian Azzarello look  and make her feel like Harley, and not like how they turned Harley into Lollipop Chainsaw.
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More friendship between the whole squad(not just Harley and Deadshot, Deadshot and Flag) Deadshot and Boomerang is pretty much Brotp, Harley and Croc have a friendship and Katana is a loner
Enchantress is saved for the sequel.
The Joker is the villain.  Replace Leto as The Joker with Joe Giligun or Willam Dafoe and for the love of god scrap David Ayer’s god awful Drug lord of Instagram inspiration. This is the Joker, not Scarface. The Joker is not a gangster or a pimp, The Joker is a force of nature, the anarchy of Gotham, symbolizing that life is the joke and death is the punchline. But basically Joker is the villain and Joker decides to take a holiday from Gotham. He steals a chemical weapon and plans to unleash it. Task Force X is assembled. Harley and Croc have a reason to be on Task Force X because of their history with The Joker. The flashbacks would basically be the same but the scene where Batman is chasing Joker and Harley, Joker leaves Harley to die to save himself, but like in the comic Mad Love while Harley is in prison she gets a flower with a rose saying “get well soon. Love J” Also make it clear that Joker and Harley is an abusive relationship, its not that black and white we all know that but having it in would be better than the fanfic we actually got and better than making Joker’s motivation being to see Harley. It’s a complex relationship and I just felt like we got Joker and Harley watered down. Pretty much have it end with Joker being defeated because of Harley and show that she’s free of him but still show she’s a villain but at the end we see a rose like in Mad Love with a note from J and we see Harley uncertain but a smile at her last scene.
Wonder Woman
Gemma Areton plays Diana and Lynda Carter plays Hippolyta 
Scrap all mention of Zeus and the possibility that Diana got her shitty New 52 origin of Diana being another Zeus dick joke. Diana was sculpted by Hippolyta, Athena and Hera. It would make a whole lot more sense to have it be Athena considering that Ares and Athena are rivals in Greek Mythology. 
Do more with Doctor Poison. Let’s say that Steve has a reason to steal her research outside of duty. Let’s say Dr Poison made a prototype that killed the majority of Steve’s team and he escapes with her research. That would have given us an emotional stake for Steve and a reason for Dr Poison to exist beyond her weapon as she would be the villain for Steve Trevor and Ares would be Diana’s Villain.
Only thing I would change about Ares is that  I'd still have Ares reveal, but I would not have Ares controlling the Germans and Allies. I'd go by this particular Lucifer quote for Ares "Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spent my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. 'The Devil made me do it.' I have never made any one of them do anything. Never. They live their own tiny lives. I do not live their lives for them." humans waged war of their own will, Ares just gained power because of the war
Justice League
No awful Whedon reshoots
No Whedon bullshit.  No Barry falling into Diana's clevage, no awful CGI to cover Henry’s mustache,  and no "Did Steve Trevor tell you that? and no Lois Lane is “thirsty” grow the fuck up you piece of shit.
Martian Manhunter instead of Cyborg. I love Cyborg, but I feel like it is wasted potential to not have Cyborg appear in a Teen Titans movie. I really think it’s a mistake to make Cyborg one of the Justice League founders in the movies. It should be The  Martian Manhunter because J'onn NEEDS to be one of the founders and Cyborg works best with The Teen Titans. I feel it was a mistake for Cyborg to become a founder instead of J’onn. But if you have to have Cyborg in the movie how about actually make a costume or use practical effects so it’s not all bad CGI.
Make the goddamn costume for Steppenwolf or use practical effects. Don’t be fucking lazy and just use CGI. Designing a costume is not that fucking hard.
Make Aquaman a hero for the ocean, fishing villages,  Eskimo tribes and show Arthur fighting oil companies and less of a surfer dude who spouts one liners
No Mother Boxes. Just let Steppenwolf and Parademons  invade Earth on their own, and have his reason to prepare the Earth for Darkseid’s arrival.
Let Henry Cavill to keep his mustache for  Clark’s return. There is no point in  using horrible CGI to cover it up. Let his return be like the comics. in BVS the soil was rising, so his resurrection did not ned the mother box. After returning, he returns with facial hair and long hair.  And he resurrects with no rage to attack the heroes or anyone else. But the does return to  Lois and Martha. and his return to the heroes is like this
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After Steppenwolf is defeated, Lois tells Clark he should shave and we see a scene like this 
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and the movie ends the same way
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moptopper · 7 years
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Trash Bag and Burlap Sac. (You can throw in Tea bag if you want. ;p)
I hate that I know who you’re talking about.
Edward Nygma:
general opinion: fall in a hole and die (okay not really, but i couldn’t resist.)| don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would datehogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw (could fit anywhere, would want to be here)| hufflepuffbest quality: He’s a genuinely hard worker with a knack for abstract thinking!  Good for him!worst quality: He’s infuriating.  His need to prove himself, turning every conversation into a competition that he must win, would be absolutely maddening.ship them with: Selina or Jonathan!  (He’s my second favorite for both, though….. poor Ed.  I really do love him, believe it or not. xD)brotp them with: Selina and Jonathan!  Also Jervis, Harley, Harvey, Echo and Query, Waylon, Oswald, sometimes Ivy and Bruce…. just let the riddle man have friends.needs to stay away from: His dad.  :(misc. thoughts: It’s funny - I’ve always liked Riddler, but he’s very suddenly become one of my absolute favorites.  He was always in my top 10 rogues, but it’s like I woke up one day and suddenly he was #3.  Or maybe even #2.  Dunno what changed.  There’s a lot of characters kinda like him that I have no patience for.  But he strikes the perfect balance between painful and genuinely likable.
Jonathan Crane:
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would datehogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: The guy devotes himself 100% to his craft.  You have to admire the kind of drive and almost selfless ambition.  If that makes any sense.  Because he isn’t really doing it for glory, or any kind of personal betterment.  As evident by the fact that almost no one can stand him and he probably lives off of instant coffee and 3 hours of sleep a night.worst quality: Well.  His total disregard for anybody and everybody isn’t exactly an admirable trait.ship them with: Harley and Ed, mostly!brotp them with: Harley, Edward, Jervis, Becky Albright, and Mr. Freeze.  I also like him having a mutual, slightly antagonistic friendship with Pam.needs to stay away from: Georgia.  And honestly, pretty much every human being alive.  For their benefit.misc. thoughts: This guy has been my favorite Batman villain for years, now.  What a fascinatingly screwed up character.  I love the stories that try to get into his mind, even just a little bit - what an interesting perspective he has.  And I find it fascinating how he seems to want to be cold and uncaring, but he consistently finds himself feeling a lot of empathy for other victims of abuse - and, as often as not, actually acting on these feelings.  (He’s messed up enough that he does not always act well, but….)
Not going to do Jervis, because this post is too long already, but I love him!
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dentpx · 7 years
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Riddler? For the Character Ask
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin (tough but i think this one bc he’s so damn ambitious) | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: I’m sure he would say his ruthlessness or intelligence, but I think he’s very fashionable and, as a puzzle enthusiast, I am impressed with his skills. 
worst quality: has a very limited perception about human worth and values which leads him to think he is The Best Human since he is The Smartest Human which, in turn, affects his relationships (which sucks for him since he needs constant positive reinforcement)
ship them with: Harvey, Oswald (NOT Gotham tho), Jerv, Jonathan, Bruce
brotp them with: Harley, Selina, Ivy (gay/lesbian solidarity), Joker (frenemies) 
needs to stay away from: isolating himself
misc. thoughts: Eddie is just so much fun?? When Joker became constantly grimdark, Eddie became the light in the darkness in terms of just enjoyable roguery. He’s so witty and he’s smarter then everyone who writes him and i adore itsend me a character!!
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isolationstreet · 7 years
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Scarecrow/Jonathan crane
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: hes dramitcworst quality: hes so dramtic that he becomes an edge lord especially in the arkham games ship them with: ed sometimes maybe i guess if i had to pick someone but i also kinda resent the ship  brotp them with: the dork squad or harley quinn needs to stay away from: doritos factories  misc. thoughts:i find it interesting he employs the very same tactic bruce uses the batman to do create fear to achieve his goals though most of his stories dont live up to their entire potential hes still not as wasted writing wise as say jervis or zsasz
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ao3feed-brucewayne · 4 years
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Miracles in Gotham
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2NsEVNF
by Jenrgarcia
After the akumatization of Miracle Queen, Marinette finds herself in deep trouble as both Ladybug and Marinette. As Ladybug, she struggles to take the mantle of being the new Guardian without Master Fu's guidance. As Marinette, she has to deal with the ever increasing frustrations that Lila's lies and Chloe's tantrums bring.
Meanwhile Hawkmoth's attacks worsen as they target Mme. Bustier's class more than ever.
Due to these attacks, Mayor André Bourgeois decide that Chloé, and her class, is safest overseas and out of Hawkmoth's range.
And where does he send them?
To Gotham City, under the watchful eyes of Batman and other vigilantes/
With Marinette travelling outside of Paris, she is looking forward to relaxing a bit fro, her superhero duties. After all, what would Gotham need the Ladybug and the Miraculous for?
Apparently, much more than expected.
Words: 151, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: Gen
Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Chloé Bourgeois, Alya Césaire, Nino Lahiffe, Master Fu (Miraculous Ladybug), Marianne Lenoir, Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson, Diana (Wonder Woman), Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Joker (DCU), Harleen Quinzel, Poison Ivy, Selina Kyle, Jonathan Crane, Harvey Dent, Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Kaalki (Miraculous Ladybug), Pollen (Miraculous Ladybug), Wayzz (Miraculous Ladybug), Trixx (Miraculous Ladybug), Nooroo (Miraculous Ladybug), Gabriel Agreste | Papillon | Hawk Moth, Alfred Pennyworth
Relationships: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug/Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Jason Todd, Chloe Bourgeois & Bruce Wayne, harley quinn/ poison ivy, Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel
Additional Tags: platonic love square, ao3 doesnt have that tag tho so, tbh the relationship tags are a mess, Tags Will Probably Change, maribat au, Daminette, jason and marinette brotp, Marinette is a badass, Tim is a troll, adrien wants love affection and a proper family, Abusive Relationship, joker and harley notp, proper chloe redemption arc, after Miracle Queen, slow burn daminette, like super slow
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2NsEVNF
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ao3feed-timdrake · 4 years
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Miracles in Gotham
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2NsEVNF
by Jenrgarcia
After the akumatization of Miracle Queen, Marinette finds herself in deep trouble as both Ladybug and Marinette. As Ladybug, she struggles to take the mantle of being the new Guardian without Master Fu's guidance. As Marinette, she has to deal with the ever increasing frustrations that Lila's lies and Chloe's tantrums bring.
Meanwhile Hawkmoth's attacks worsen as they target Mme. Bustier's class more than ever.
Due to these attacks, Mayor André Bourgeois decide that Chloé, and her class, is safest overseas and out of Hawkmoth's range.
And where does he send them?
To Gotham City, under the watchful eyes of Batman and other vigilantes/
With Marinette travelling outside of Paris, she is looking forward to relaxing a bit fro, her superhero duties. After all, what would Gotham need the Ladybug and the Miraculous for?
Apparently, much more than expected.
Words: 151, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: Gen
Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Chloé Bourgeois, Alya Césaire, Nino Lahiffe, Master Fu (Miraculous Ladybug), Marianne Lenoir, Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson, Diana (Wonder Woman), Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Joker (DCU), Harleen Quinzel, Poison Ivy, Selina Kyle, Jonathan Crane, Harvey Dent, Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Kaalki (Miraculous Ladybug), Pollen (Miraculous Ladybug), Wayzz (Miraculous Ladybug), Trixx (Miraculous Ladybug), Nooroo (Miraculous Ladybug), Gabriel Agreste | Papillon | Hawk Moth, Alfred Pennyworth
Relationships: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug/Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Jason Todd, Chloe Bourgeois & Bruce Wayne, harley quinn/ poison ivy, Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel
Additional Tags: platonic love square, ao3 doesnt have that tag tho so, tbh the relationship tags are a mess, Tags Will Probably Change, maribat au, Daminette, jason and marinette brotp, Marinette is a badass, Tim is a troll, adrien wants love affection and a proper family, Abusive Relationship, joker and harley notp, proper chloe redemption arc, after Miracle Queen, slow burn daminette, like super slow
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2NsEVNF
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goggles-mcgee · 3 years
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Bruce calling Harley in a panic: "Harley! Look there's not much time to explain but I know that you know who I am, and I know that you know that I know. I appreciate you not mentioning it, but, the Justice League wants to go bowling and every time we go Supes or Wonder Woman always manage to break something and they always want me to pay for the damages. Therefore I spend the whole time on edge just waiting for them to break something and them to ask me to pay. I'm not in the mood for that. Can you and Crane kidnap me today?"
Harley who planned on binge watching cartoons all day but is already getting into her club shirt: "I got no plans so sure! But B, we are gonna talk about this ya know? You can say no and you are more than a walking wallet."
Bruce knowing she is right but also knowing the League is on its way to pick him up: "Yeah, yeah, all that good stuff. Harley, I promise I'll let you give me a therapy session if you guys hurry and I'll buy Bud and Lou those diamond and ruby studded collars you have had your eye on for the past month."
Harley already in her car and texting Crane with her other phone: "Say no more! Throw in that leather binder Professa wanted for his papers and turn a blind eye to all the traffic laws I'm about to break and we're golden pony boy."
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goggles-mcgee · 3 years
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Wayne Can You Explain
Reporter that is new to Gotham but thinks they are on to something: "Mr. Wayne, can you make a statement why whenever the Bat is around, you never are? To be more clear, you and Batman are never seen in the same place even if you are at an event that is crashed by Gotham's Rogues."
Bruce who is running on a protein bar and 5 hour energy: "I'm super scared of bats, a bunch flew in my face once when I got stuck in a well, if any of you recall. He's basically an oversized one. I don't need that in my life."
Everyone there and all those who are watching: -oh my god Bruce Wayne is afraid of Batman-
Harley who was watching this just to see Bruce and seeing everyone buy his frankly bullshit dodge: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME WAYNE!? Imma McFreakin lose my shit."
Harley now calling up Jonathan: "Did you see that shit?"
Jonathan who happened upon the interview when he went out to spread some good ol' fear, who is now remembering asking Bruce back in med school what he was most scared of when they were learning about phobias: "I can confirm. Wayne is afraid of bats."
Harley: "Enough to be scared of Bman?"
Jon: "Fear isn't exactly rational Harley."
Harley mostly to herself: "Oh my god I'm really gonna McFreakin lose it."
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goggles-mcgee · 3 years
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Harley Quinn who recently kidnapped Bruce Wayne and texted Scarecrow to meet her: "Alright Brucie Boy, you're probably wondering why I kidnapped you, and don't worry! It's not for anything "villainous" or the like. You might not remember it but I remember me and you being in med school together along with Crane and I thought we could form a club since we never got to start one in school since you dipped in the middle of the year!"
Scarecrow who just walked in: "That's seriously why we're here? I thought you needed my help. You said it was urgent."
Harley holding up a tote bag: "It is urgent! I made t-shirts and I need to know if they fit!"
Bruce who honestly just wanted a nap: "Let's just see the shirts Quinzel."
Scarecrow: You're actually going along with this!?"
Bruce raising a brow and looking down at the ropes that are binding him to a chair: "I don't have much of a choice..."
Scarecrow: "...Fair point. Okay Harley show us the shirts."
Harley pulls out a crop top shirt proudly, it's half red, half black that has 'OFFICIAL FUCK FREUD CLUB' on the chest: "I got em personalized! Bruce gets a black turtleneck because he was the soft goth boy in med school and he's still a little goth baby. John you get a flannel that has the sayin' on the back! Aren't they cute?"
Bruce remembering how much he hated Freud and having to listen to his methods and ideas in school, and how he, Harley, and John would shit talk him in their study group: "Okay I actually love this idea and the shirts."
Scarecrow trying to hide how touched he is: "You got me flannel?"
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Harley who broke into Wayne Manor and is lounging on Bruce's couch in his study: "Hey B."
Bruce who walked in to try and get some work done, not even batting an eye as he makes his way to his desk: "Harley. To what, do I owe this pleasure? As far as I'm concerned, it's Crane's turn to plan the next meeting."
Harley, sitting up now: "Nah, no meeting. By the way you gotta up security. I got in here way to easily."
Bruce, slipping on his reading glasses as he looks over a stack of papers: "Oh my security is topnotch, its just programmed not to react to you or Jonathan."
Harley, placing a hand over her heart: "Awww, Bruce."
Bruce: "Yes. Well. I doubt you came here to tell me about my "lax" security. Are the boys alright?"
Harley: "Oh Bud and Lou are great, I came to ask if I can be Robin in two days."
Bruce, who stopped reading and slipped off his glasses so he could now stare at Harley: "You, what?"
Harley, absolutely not kidding: "I wanna be your Robin on the third."
Bruce, blinking, thinking: "The third. March third. That's when-"
Harley, not missing a beat: "When Jokes and I met. Yeah. That's why. He treats it like some kinda messed up anniversary, he likes to remind me that I'm "nothin' without him." That he "made me." Which is ridiculous, as we all know. But well, Pammy usually helps me get through the day but she's outta town buying somethin' for home sweet home."
Bruce coming over to sit with Harley: "Harley, why didn't you ever tell Jon, or I about this before?"
Harley, shrugging: "It's not that bigga deal...I get through it fine. It's just. It's harder when Pam-a-lamb's not here. Usually he just sends a bouquet of dynamite or something stupid like that if he knows where I'm stayin. If he doesn't well...then he plans some kinda evenin' and I just don't have the energy to deal with all that alone."
Bruce placing a hand on her shoulder and giving it a soft squeeze: "So you came to the conclusion that being Robin for the night would help?"
Harley, smirking: "Well, if anything, him seeing me as Robin will surely be a slap in tha grease-paint face. And it would feel so good to stop whatever he's planning for the day with ya. So whadda ya say B?"
Bruce, smirking too: "I say, Damian is probably not going to be happy sharing his title but he'll get over it."
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New Member
Bruce wakes up to find himself tied to a chair at a restaurant he used to frequent quite often, he takes it in and finds Two-Face sitting across the table from him: "Harvey."
Two-Face, who had obviously been waiting for Bruce to wake up: "Bruce."
Bruce, honestly just curious as to why he was kidnapped this time and by Harvey no less: "So...any particular reason why you kidnapped me? I mean if you wanted ransom you would have taken one of my kids, you're smart Harv. You don't need to make a name for yourself like some low entry crook, you're well known "Two-Face." So, why?"
Two-Face suddenly looking away and crossing his arms before turning to look at Bruce abruptly: "You've been spending a lot of time with Quinn and Crow. Word is You've become...chums."
Bruce blinking slowly before looking around before looking back at Two-Face: "Are you....Harvey are you jealous?"
Two-Face, huffing: "Is that so hard to believe?"
"We used to be friends Wayne! Why are you spending so much time with those small time rogues!"
Bruce, taken aback by the other side of Harvey piping up, but also by the admitted jealousy: "Harvey...we are friends. Or were my visits in Arkham nothing?"
Two-Face now blushing (on one side of his face mind you): "No. I mean, yes! I always enjoy your visits, but..."
"But you don't spend time with us outside of Arkham! Nooooo, that time is spent with the Jester and Corndoll!"
"So WE decided to have dinner like we used to!"
Bruce, jaw dropped, before he composes himself and looks down at the food that has been brought out to them by one terrified server: "Harv, why do I have two entrees?"
Two-Face: "I remembered you were fond of a good steak."
"And I thought you would appreciate something exciting! New! I had the chefs make you a catfish po' boy."
Bruce after trying both dishes to appease both sides of his friend sets aside his silver ware: "Not that I don't appreciate this Harvey, but you didn't have to kidnap me for us to go out for dinner."
Two-Face, petulantly: "Quinn and Crow kidnap you and you don't seem to mind."
Bruce, shocked once more: "I...well, it's kind of more in name than anything. For our club. It started with them "kidnapping" me and it's just turned into a tradition for our meetings."
Two-Face: "... You...are in a club with those two? With them? What...what kind of club?"
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Harley: "Sooooo Two-ey wants to join the club?"
Bruce: "He really does. So can you order another custom shirt?"
Scarecrow, arms crossed: "He has to write an essay on Freud and why he dislikes him before we admit him into the club!"
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FUCK FREUD CLUB SHENANIGANS because I didn't think people would enjoy my little idea so much and I have more to share!
• Harley who may have been drinking a bit: "I gotta admit Brucie babe, I, like many of our classmates, had a little crush on you!"
Jonathan who was getting more comfortable without wearing his Scarecrow hood, also who has been drinking too: "Confession, I also had a crush on you Wayne."
Bruce, now blushing and wondering if he made the Sangria too strong for this week's club meeting: "Well I'm flattered. If we're being honest here, I did have a crush on you Crane after you went off on Professor Kingsley when he said Freud was a genius."
Jonathan, now also slightly blushing: "Stop Mister Wayne or the media will somehow get wind of that and it'll be the new scandal."
Harley: "Speaking of scandal! Have you guys heard about the latest fight Pengy and Riddler had? I heard they legit got into a fight in front of the Bat!"
Sometimes their club meetings turns into gossip sharing.
• Harley bursting into Bruce's Study with Jonathan right behind her: "You're being played by George Clooney!?"
Jonathan: "You agreed to be the secret identity of Batman!?"
Bruce who was plotting Jason's second funeral and Tim's first: "My son's forged my signature on those papers. Then the other's heard about it and got so excited and I couldn't back out! Especially after Cass made me a card! She made me a card!"
Harley: "Pushover."
Jonathan: "People pleaser."
Bruce with his head in his hands: "Arnold Schwarzenegger is Mr. Freeze....Uma Thurman is Poison Ivy....Should I be worried that they'll attack me more after the movie?"
Harley now super excited: "They're in the movie!?"
• Jonathan standing next to a white board as he hosts this week's club meeting: "Today's club meeting will start off with our absolute favorite thing we hate about Freud. After that Harley has designed a Family Feud style game where Bruce, you and I will go against each other and guess Freud's stupidest idea's and studies based off Harley's questions. Winner takes home the homemade Fuck Freud Trophy which is a golden hand giving off the middle finger."
Bruce and Harley lifting up their hands in unison and solemnly flipping off a picture of Freud: "Fuck Freud."
• Bruce being held "hostage" by Two-Face before looking at the clock: "Oh shit. Harv? Can we like, reschedule this? I have a club meeting and I'm in charge of snacks this week."
Two-Face: "You...want to reschedule a hostage situation? For a club?"
Bruce, completely serious: "Yes."
• Harley got them Letterman jackets for the club, of course personalized. Jon even got them mugs for the club. Bruce caved and got them pens and pins made for the club.
His kids do not understand why he goes along with the club but they have also never seen their dad so normal and happy.
Clark gets jealous.
• Bruce walking in late to a club meeting with Starbucks for everybody: "You would not believe the nightmare I had last night."
Jonathan already pulling out a clipboard and pen: "Tell us all about it."
Harley coughing to hide her chuckles: "Yes tell the dream psychologist that has a nightmare kink all about your scary dream."
Jonathan who is blushing now, is it in anger? Is it in embarrassment? Who knows: "One class! One dream psychology class! And I do not have a fear kink!"
Bruce finally taking his seat: "Denial. Interesting. Now let's acknowledge the fact that Harley said you had a nightmare kink not fear kink. Do you want to discuss that further Mr. Crane?"
Jonathan throwing a pen at Bruce: "We were talking about you not me Rich Boy!"
Bruce and Harley cackling.
• Jonathan and Harley are still villains but they kind of start to edge into the anti-hero stage of things. Nobody knows why expect Bruce and he's so proud.
• They actually call each other on their bad days. Harley yelled at Bruce about being more open with his kids and he actually really took it to heart. Jon got collectively yelled at about his self esteem issues and taking better care of himself because no Jon, a human can't just survive off corn and sweet tea. Harley had a tough love session when Bruce and Jon had to tell her just how bad Joker was to her and yeah she realized that but she shouldn't be afraid to get into a relationship with someone just because of that past toxic relationship.
• Bruce's kids actually start to get comfortable with Harley and Jonathan being around the house from time to time. It's still weird to them but they see first hand the changes that all three are going through.
• Bruce babysits Lou and Bud for Harley whenever she needs him too or if she gets in trouble and is sent to Arkham. Damian loves helping out with them.
• Batman may or may not have taken the long way to the university when he heard Scarecrow took over the Psych 101 class because the teacher was obviously incompetent Bats. He was teaching young impressionable minds!
• Bruce admits to them that he hates the whole 'Playboy Billionaire' role he used to play and can't seem to escape from. Especially because he's a dad now, it's not like he can really afford to be a playboy.
• Harley insists on teaching Bruce how to fight because she can't believe how often he gets himself into bad situations.
Jonathan agrees about this and even gives Bruce some of his Fear Toxin in case he ever has to use it in defense to get away from anyone. He even put it in a pepper spray-like bottle so it would go unnoticed.
I have so much more headcanons but here are a few XD
Enjoy
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This wouldn't leave my brain so y'all have this XD the Official Fuck Freud Club in all their glory.
(I am aware my Bruce looks like David Mazouz but to be fair he is my favorite Bruce Wayne so yeah)
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