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drwcn · 3 years

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问第？你有没有写错字？哎呀，你可不要这么小气吗？蓝二不能可以随随便便翻译成”lan two”。这才是我对你的帖子的问题。随着你这样说的话，我们就把他叫做”blue two”好吗？虽然你说得不错，蓝二公子和蓝二有缺别，但你也不可以把蓝二变成了”lan two”。蓝二有”蓝二公子”的意思，只是短一点，和，我确认，没那么尊重。

还有，你也是华人，说自己能讲得很流利。我就问你，你怎么能看到别人嘻嘻哈哈地把“蓝”姓名弄成蓝色的蓝的事情，却闭上两眼假装看不见？你难道心里没有一丝的为难、一丝的委屈吗？

（CONT）算了吧，我也不想跟你吵了。我从来没说过我是个中国人，本人只是个新加坡华人。我看到帖子，感到心里有点不舒服，决定和作者谈一谈。而且最近有了很多小看华人，歧视华人，不尊重华人文化等等的人，所以当我看到你帖子，我心里自然有点难受。你不相信我？我无论怎样生了你的气也没用。其实，我想，我越谈，各方面就会越生气。所以就留在这里吧。希望你以后不会这么容易火冒三丈，多听听对方的解释。

Hold on a second -

For the onlookers: alright friends, most of this will be in Chinese so English speaking friends can tldr this ridiculous drama at the bottom. In case you didn't catch up on this thing that came out of left field, the origin ask is [here]. Fair warning, im about to go full bitch, so steer clear friends if you're only here for the weird au fanfics. Apologies to those in the firing range in advance. If you unfollow me, I understand, thank you for your support thus far.

Alright -

兄弟，开头就用autocorrect犯的错误来怼我，多没劲儿呀。有本事来个人身攻击，那多刺激。我刚才还在上班没空跟你计较，不过这场架您可躲不了，火是你点的.

1. 您说 You said：" 蓝二不能可以随随便便翻译成”lan two”

天哪，麻烦您找碴儿先看一下我的blog： #culture， #language 都是我平时用来给网友解释中华文化和语言的hashtag。那个Lan 2 的帖子根本就是个shitpost！！！江澄喊蓝忘记“蓝二”其实就是一个很搞笑的小细节，一个英文字母忽略的细节。我就想着小的时候看《铁齿铜牙纪晓岚》，纪晓岚叫和珅 “和二”，真的是经典！我只是想简单的翻译一下给不会中文的网友们分享，怎么就到您这儿变成了我不尊重华人文化了？？？

2. 您再说 You continued to say：“ 你怎么能看到别人嘻嘻哈哈地把“蓝”姓名弄成蓝色的蓝的事情，却闭上两眼假装看不见 ”

What on earth are you talking about????? 我真的一脑门子问号。且不说我根本不记得任何人把蓝姓和蓝色弄混一事（我帖子上的comment不是每一个我都follow or check out)，拜托您我只是一个普通网民，不是tumbler的中华民族文化代言人和纪律监督员。这网上的drama和wank还少吗？我要是没事儿一天到晚见事儿就掺和，那我就甭上班，甭睡觉，甭吃饭了。我在网上跟一些无关紧要的人多费口舌，是能治病还是能发财？？Ironically I realize that's exactly what I'm doing with you right now but let's just say today I'm making an exception.

3. 您怎么能说 How could you say：“ 我从来没说过我是个中国人，本人只是个新加坡华人 ”

妈呀我眼瞎了？？底下这人不是您呀？？？说 “as a Chinese person who is also fluent in Chinese " 不是您？？？

没关系，您不是中国人，我可是土生土长的老北京。每个地区说的普通话不太一样。新加坡的国语和中国大陆的国语有一定的区别，二个地方的人民有他么自己独特的表达方式，这个很正常。简单来说就像英英和美英不一样，是一个道理。要是说陈情令，那是大陆拍的片子。他们里头用的词句是我更有发言权还是您更有发言全呢？

4. 您又说 You also said: “而且最近有了很多小看华人，歧视华人，不尊重华人文化等等的人，所以当我看到你帖子，我心里自然有点难受 .”

This one I'm gonna answer in English bc I think you make a good point. It's true. Racism towards Chinese people and Asian Hate in general is real right now, especially given the pandemic. Seeing posts that disrespect your culture is very distressful; I'm sorry you had to experience this. But you don't know anything about me. You saw one post I made, which is not disrespectful in any way, it's just a silly BUT ACCURATE translation, and decided that I was someone who didn't respect Chinese culture? You didn't even bother to check me out!! I have a navigation page!! I've answered so many questions and made so many posts about Chinese language, culture, cultural appropriation. I'm a weird person okay I admit it, but of all the things I could be accused of on this hellsite, I didn't think disrespecting Chinese culture was gonna be one of them?!

5. 您还说You then said : “我无论怎样生了你的气也没用。其实，我想，我越谈，各方面就会越生气。所以就留在这里吧。希望你以后不会这么容易火冒三丈，多听听对方的解释 ” - Translation: It's pointless to be angry with you. Actually, I think, the more we discuss, each side will get angrier. So let's just leave it here. Hope in the future you won't be so explosive and aggravated, and listen to the other side explain.

Son of gun. 我真是哭笑不得。您这人怎么不讲理呀？？？？我过的好好的，光天化日不分青红皂白没事儿到我的inbox来挑事儿是您吧？？？主动来烦人的是您吧？我没招您没惹您，在我的这个角落里享受着我的无脑偶像剧，写着我的垃圾补脑番外，忽然从天而降一位判官，跟吃饱了撑的一样 accusing me of "[...]The fact that you’ve reduced chinese language and its culture to something that must conform by English standards is just saddening. I understand that you probably mean well, but please do research to avoid making such insensitive and offensive remarks." And then telling me hope you won't be so angry???? Uh, classic gaslight behaviour my man. Was I suppose to ... not...defend myself????

不过做人总得有点自知之明。不错，我脾气是不好；今儿遇上我算您倒霉。Inbox我关了anon，省得给自己找气受。要是不服气，摘了你的面具，姑奶奶我奉陪到底。那句话怎么说来着：人不犯我我不犯人。

To onlookers who are still hanging around:

TLDR: So like...how do I explain this situation with a metaphor. Okay...so imagine a British (UK) person made a shit post very briefly explaining a language joke about something on Downton Abbey to non-English speakers, and then a Canadian/American/Australian (sorry guys not to call out anyone this is just a metaphor) came into their inbox unprovoked and proceeded to accuse them of disrespecting Anglo culture. It's not a perfect metaphor (probably not the most politically correct), but it's 95% what happened.

#coriesss #corie replies #cql wank

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misha-moose-dean-burger-lover · 3 years

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tagged by @kermitdrinkingteadotjpg! thank you eth <3

1. why did you choose your url?

well i was bad at making choices back when i joined tumblr too, so i asked my sister what my url should be and she very wisely said that it should represent who i was so i went with the obvious and have never looked back since*

*except for the two week period in march 2021 when i was rainbowsam hashtag goodtimes

2. any side blogs?

yeah, a lot. way too many actually. but most used currently are the-messedup-priorities-so-far (reblog blog for general stuff) and oi-oi-oi-oi-erwin (aot blog bc i'm newly ✨ obsessed ✨)

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

i complete five years in jan <3

4. do you have a queue tag?

yes, it's 'queueueueueueueueueueue' but the number of ue's vary with the weather. also i don't always tag the queued stuff as queue since tumblr has a fast-queue button now so most of the time, you won't really know. (like right now actually, cause 80% of the stuff on my blog is queued *mysterious laughter*)

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

pinterest showed me the way and then my sister diagnosed me with tumblr material :')

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

it's a closeup of bangs!sam eating a rainbow. how could i ever resist? (also: icon credit to @xojo for stilling and magnifying the gif <3)

7. why did you choose your header?

i was going through my picsart phase and editing dozens of spn screencaps a day when i stumbled across purple dog shirt sammy on a bed with a laptop and felt, what the kids these days call, recognition of the self through the other <3

8. what's your post with the most notes?

a "list" of things spn taught us, posted on november 19th, that just has 'get vaccinated' written on it. there's way funnier "lessons" in the notes though

9. how many mutuals do you have?

how...am i supposed to know? (no, genuinely. where do i find out?)

10. how many followers do you have?

4793. and no, i also have no idea where they're coming from. i love them tho 💖💖💖

11. how many people do you follow?

spanning over a multitude of fandoms, over a thousand :)

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

bold of you to assume i don't have entire tags dedicated to them

13. how often do you use tumblr a day?

it's gone down recently because I've got some exams and other real life stuff coming up but it's still an easy couple of hours. more, probably :D

14. did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog?

yeah, a few times, i think? there's been the usual stuff with w*ncesties on my own posts but that's practically a rite of passage. and there were a couple of times somebody was mean to my friends. but it's been a very long time since either of those things so yay!

15. how do you feel about the you need to reblog posts?

at this point, i'm immune to both the "need" to reblog and the annoyance caused by somebody pointing it out, so whether i reblog or not really just depends on the post :)

16. do you like tag games?

very much! the joy of being thought about outside of my direct sphere of existence my beloved <333

17. do you like ask games?

absofruitly, but i'm phenomenally bad at completing them :< doesn't stop me from starting new ones like every other week though. thank you for bearing with me :')

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

a lot of them actually? can't blame them for being so perfect, ngl 🤷🏻‍♀️ but anyway here's two famouse friends: @super-sootica and @queer-as-frikc :3

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

well, i DO end up asking @paper-lilypie to marry me every now and then. might just be a coincidence tho :/

tagging everyone who's already been tagged up there and @3dg310rdsupreme @irrlicht-ghostfront @bluefirecas and @sherlockisactuallyagaysname if you wanna <3

#tag games #this is like weeks old im so sorry for when this randomly shows up in your notifs eth #but i'd started it before my ''''hiatus'''' so i completed it. are you proud of me :')#about me #long post #shey rambles

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steamedtangerine · 3 years

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In case one is finding it hard to get a handle...

If one has ever deep-sea dived some of the open directories (Reddit has a whole sub dedicated to it) as well as some of the older Tumblr accounts going back 12-14 years (on Tumbex) online, one little cultural revelation one will make is that Russia has had a deeply invested interest in 4Chan going back to the 2000′s. While infiltration of Twitter was going on before 2012, infiltration here on Tumblr did not manifest itself until after events like the Boston marathon Bombing (otherwise everyone here was quite onboard about denouncing the racial backlash that had made it’s ugly appearance on Twitter after the bombing-the comments prove that...al while Reddit was idiotically screeching “We did it!, Reddit!”).

4Chan accounts have been flooding Tumblr with fake accounts for a while-fake hats (fem, black interest, LGBT, etc.), fake fandom accounts, and many, many “i HAte mY LIfE, I emBRaCe OBliTerATion. whY BoTHeR. mILliOn DoLlAR ExTRemE!!” shitposting edglords all insular to their clique. Reddit (for the most part) does not make dumb “well, that’s only /pol/...” excuses for 4Chan; they know all too well just how toxic 4Chan is (and yet, they still stupidly rag on Tumblr for being “too SJW”). It was the April Fools experiment of 2017 with /r/place that proved just how many “formidable” trolls are just mere unimaginative peons taking orders from a higher source and unable to adjust to an abrupt change in format (away from easily-translated text)....thus, the lack of Trump and Nazi stuff during that April Fools experiment....well, played Reddit, staff.

These 4Chan accounts showed up in 2015 with a redpill agenda of smuggling in phony “radfem Berta Lovejoy POEs” and also a straight delivery of Gavin Mcinnes quotes on other accounts (like that’s supposed to be the contrasting voice of reason?!).

They showed up in 2018 to aggressively sway US elections.

-and now, since January, with the increasing response of Reddit admins to crackdown on misinformation and the heavy scrutiny placed on 4Chan, many of them have come to Tumblr-LOTS OF THEM! They came under cover of a cloud of stupid self-replicating “gnat accounts” (disjunct accounts with scoured pisspoor selfies or block text and bad hashtags) that Tumblr was too busy removing to notice the flood of the core of RW-propaganda accounts. Yeah, there are pornbots (always will be), empty husk accounts with no avatars, and stupid alpha-numeric nonsense. Yet, a lot of them are the classic insular “shitpost” 4Channers with a new slant on appearing “esoteric enough for Tumblr”. One difference is they are avoiding hashtags as they know it will only out them and any others tied....also they infest the comment section only after a post has gotten a note count in the hundreds.

Yet, I’m sure none of this surprises some of the veteran accounts here, and that’s why I say all this not to drive legit users away, but to just make them aware and be able to dig their heels in stem the tide of this BS.

#Wise up Tumblr!#propaganda #just another day on reddit #kvetsh kvetsh kvetsh #top tier

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ark-of-eden · 7 years

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R is drunk and raving (not in the party way).

(R:) Additionally, I’m procrastinating like a fucking champion at working on fic construction, so you know the best use of my time is going off about random social media crap on the internet.

tl;dr: Putting all commentary in tags on Tumblr makes R cry and shit thousands of words into the Internet.

Every social media site inevitably develops sets of unwritten social conventions. Some of them actually make sense as being derived from meatspace etiquette and therefore you don’t really have to stress about remembering them as long as you play nice like a decent creature.

And some of them just don’t make any fucking sense that I can see. Folks on Twitter using a deliberately space-limited form of media to write a page’s worth or more in a string of 30+ rapidfire tweets? This is just how it’s done over there? (Tweetlonger exists but for some reason these massive chain-tweeters never seem to use it. Same with posting the whole thing in a long-form site like LJ/DW/Tumblr and just linking it to a tweet.)

And Tumblr has things that I literally had to put effort into learning after I migrated here, and after I learned about them I frankly decided to ignore them because I couldn’t see the point in them. Tumblr has this bizarre allergy to commentary and, likely derived from that, the practice of instead commenting by putting it all in awkward tags that render the tagging system not especially useful and are harder to get to if you’re actually interested in an individual’s thoughts about a thing and not just the twelfth instance of the same post crossing your dash in a day or two. It’s not like you can’t engage with people, because asks and messaging and such exist, but like...there’s this strong sense that it’s Terribly Ill-Mannered to weigh in with your own impressions right there, in the body of the post, typing your own words in that seductive, wide-open text box that appears all on its own when you go to reblog something. The properly-socialized Tumblrite eschews that tempting text field and instead posts weird sentence fragments in tag form (interspersed with actual tags that might serve to usefully categorize the post’s content), to the extent that some people can add on a good couple paragraphs of material down among the hashtags where others need to go looking for it on purpose if they want it. (I, at least, haven’t been able to find a plugin or something that automatically expands full tags on all posts so that I don’t have to fuck around with extra interface elements to get to them. I admit that I haven’t looked super hard, though.)

Preserving the original form of the OP’s post is a noble practice that I heartily support, but how is adding commentary a problem if you’re only adding a separate thing, not taking away or altering anything in the original...? This was already a practice/convention/code of social interaction on Tumblr when I got here, so I was never in the front row to witness this element taking shape. I suppose it must have made good sense at the time, but every time I see ten people reblogging the same post with no additions and a paragraph of tags appended to it, it’s like a splinter in my brain that has been digging into me for years now.

And I’m not hating on people who do that! I get that that’s The Way It’s Done Here and I am the deviant weirdo for continually adding comments directly onto things that I reblog. Tags are where individuality lives here, unless you’re producing your own original posts, which I guess other people are then supposed to reblog without commentary so that you have to go hunting after all the reblogs individually if you want to get an actual sense of what these people were all thinking when they reblogged your thing. It all just seems...so...WORK INTENSIVE, refusing to use site functions as they were intended??

Look, I absolutely know that my commentary is not the work of incisive genius that unfailingly adds value to every post I find worthy of my attention. We’re pretty much solid shitposting on this blog. Because I’m a little loaded at the moment and that gives me a handy excuse to run my fingers like an idiot (plus I put that readmore up there, so if your eyes are actually consuming these words, you have only yourself to blame for being here), let me run down relevant history of how we got here.

LJ was home for a good long while. Then shit got seriously messed up and Dreamwidth was created as a better LJ, so we migrated all our stuff over there. And journaling sites along those lines still feel like a native environment. I, in particular, am the most long-winded piece of shit we know and I am honestly incapable of talking about anything of worth in short form. It’s a sickness and I just sort of have to own it. :/ But that’s why journaling sites are a good place for me to live, because that’s where people go when they have the inclination to read meandering scrawls about the depths of other people’s lives or whatever.

We went to Twitter for a good while because all the cool people we knew from LJ were going there for some unfathomable reason. These people wrote things that were complex and fascinating to read, so all of them jumping ship to a place that limited them to 140-character chunks made no damn sense, but we loved those people and wanted to trust that they knew what the hell they were doing. And they probably did, and a couple of us were actually okay with Twitter, but I, being the long-winded shitpiece, spent a lot of time frustrated and kind of overstimulated.

Then things started going to hell more and more consistently for me personally (and us generally by extension, but that’s unnecessary detail). Bunkering down specifically to protect people that you care about from the fallout of your crazy is a fairly common thing for mentally-ill people to do, I think. So I’d shut up online until I felt stable enough to talk to people again. Those periods lasted a few days, then a week or more, then a month, then eventually I stopped talking entirely. I missed the LJ/DW format, but in the past I’d written about life events and things I was thinking about and such, so...at the time, all I really had to write about was the bad stuff. So LJ/DW was basically unusable as well.

I literally came here to be as shallow as I could possibly manage. Tumblr had a rapid, chaotic flow similar to Twitter, but could hold longer content like LJ/DW. We’ve never really used the site’s full functionality at any point, though. For at least a year, all we were following was the most lightweight, zero-calorie entertainment that we could find. (We actually came here for Flight Rising content, so there was a lot of that.) Being engaged with fandom in any consistent respect is an extremely recent thing.

And I’m not saying that fandom hasn’t got depth and complexity because it absolutely does and that’s one of the beautiful things about shared fan experiences. I kind of got into that sort of fandom by accident after getting here and rediscovering Transformers. But the unvoiced policy that I’ve always had here is to avoid the Too Real and dodge serious topics whenever possible. Thus, no gender theory, no neurodivergence or multiplicity, no nonhumanity, no religion or UPG, nothing with real substance behind it that bared real vulnerabilities. (Apparently this was a good move anyway because the nonhuman and multiplicity situation here on Tumblr is a bit of a clusterfuck? I honestly wouldn’t know, as I haven’t made a lot of effort to link up with those folks.) That’s still the policy. That might remain the policy forever until I reach some vaguely-defined threshold of sanity that makes me worthy of talking about those things in places and formats that other people can interact with.

And I’m sorry for all this talk about mental illness, but it’s simpler just to explain things clearly. I likely won’t go into any more detail about it on Tumblr. Or anywhere else, because I care about people even if I’ve never met them or talked to them at all and I still want to keep it all in the bunker to protect good people from the crazy. Sometimes, all you can do is just prevent the damage from spilling out into other people’s lives, and that’s the place that I usually operate from.

I’m still pretty drunk, so I’m allowed to ramble from too much truth serum, but all of that explanation was to get around to saying that the format of online communication that is most intuitive to me is the long, oversharing gut-spill of random people talking about things that are really meaningful to them - not in the sense of elaborate philosophy or artsy epistles to the cosmos, but just people being super real about things that are meaningful to them and going into lots of detail about them because gushing about things you love is great. And it’s possible to get that sort of discussion and gushing in Tumblr fandom, and I love it because it reminds me of better times, and the fact that I love it is WHY IT MAKES ME SO GODDAMN FRUSTRATED that Tumblr culture is basically stifling discussion and feedback and RESPONSE to things that people find interesting!!

Like, here’s how I see it. Unlike on LJ/DW, where you were limited to hyperlinking to a cool post in one of your own posts if you wanted your readers to go check it out, on Tumblr, if you find a super cool thing, you can pull it directly into your space and let other people experience it directly, exactly as you experienced it. But the thing is, I also subscribe to the My Blog My House concept. If I pull a thing into my “home,” I do it because there’s something homelike about it; it belongs in my home for some specific reason. I don’t take “ownership” of an item in the sense that I’m claiming it in place of its creator, but I’m taking ownership of it in the sense that it’s part of my Stuff now and it’ll get my fingerprints all over it and be blended into the general morass of Stuff that I recognize as my home. I don’t just pull random crap into my home for no reason at all.

And I just figure that other people are similar in the sense that they reblog things for distinct, unique reasons, not in the sense that they have some master plan for their blog content (some do, but it’s not necessary), but just that they have compelling reasons why they pick certain bits of content out of the larger river of their dashboard and put it in their own space for people to experience with them. I follow people based on the interesting things that they find interesting. I’m interested in why they’re interested in those things. They seem like interesting people to me because they’re interested in what they’re interested in.

But the WHY is a really important part of the equation for me. Did this person reblog that photo because they’ve been to that place themselves, because they like that kind of tree, because they reblog photos with that color scheme every Thursday? Did that person reblog that piece of art because they love that character, because they’re studying that art medium, because it reminded them of something funny they saw somewhere else? People attach their own context to things that they latch onto. It’s so freaking weird to me that people have to hide their interpretations or impressions in tags here on Tumblr, making them unimportant and optional in the process of sharing things they like with others. (Okay, people also share a lot of things they hate, but reasons for outrage are still part of the context that one adds to content.)

I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE SHOWING ME. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT MAKES IT IMPORTANT TO YOU. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT MAKES YOU THINK AND FEEL. Even if it’s a blurb about how giant robots fuck or a cute kitten video, I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.

Not in excruciating detail or with insightful analysis or even a lot of text at all. Mostly, the things that people put in tags are things that, to me, are a really crucial part of the experience of being able to go into someone’s “home” and see the Stuff that they chose to put in it. Reducing oneself to a glorified signal repeater is...okay, I guess, though it turns a Tumblr blog into a kind of faceless stream of other people’s material a lot of the time. The personal touch is what makes it all interesting. And I’m just unutterably frustrated that, somewhere along the line, it was decided that personalizing an experience by sharing one’s own impressions of it became rude enough that polite society decided that it had to be hidden away in tags. I want all of it, so I do go looking for it, but omg it requires MORE EFFORT and BURNING CALORIES and BODILY MOVEMENT and WAAAAH, you know what I mean. :P

And possibly Tumblr society is right and it’s done for a good, decent purpose and I’m being pigheaded and uncool by insisting on doing things my way without bothering to try and understand the local customs. I’m not usually that much of an asshole, but I am about this, for some reason. And I admit that my craving for those personal touches could very well spring from how utterly isolated and lonely I am, so maybe normal people really don’t need all the extra info and actually do just want mostly-impersonal streams of content. And that’s fine, since I know I’m kind of a weirdo even on my best days.

I’m pretty sure that that was all that I really wanted to say. I’m probably overreacting about the whole comments-in-tags thing. Like I said, it’s kind of an irrational irritation. Also, I need to stop before I write myself sober and no longer have an excuse for all of this. If you actually read all of that, you are an awesome, generous person and I’m pretty damn certain that I love you even though I have no idea who you are.

#long post #social media #mental illness #personal history #content tagging #really i should illustrate the issue by putting a shitton of additional material down here in the tags but i'm kind of cashed out now #does anyone else experience that thing where typing directly into tumblr's post box lags like an absolute motherfucker #istg typing this out took me twice as long as it should have because i kept having to wait for tumblr to catch up to the last 20 words #not like i exactly type like a wind ninja necessarily but just that tumblr exists in a perpetual state of shitting on itself #i kind of feel bad for the poor thing #that feels faintly stockholm-syndrome-like but oh well #gratuitous tag abuse #i totally wasted an evening but at least that is all out of my system now #tbh i hate relying on alcohol for things like helping me write stuff easily but i feel more emotionally de-constipated now #seriously bless everyone who actually read all that shit #you are loved

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mochisquish · 3 years

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Thank you @cobraking for tagging me!

1. why did you choose your url?

Back when we were allowed to post the dingle-dangles on this website, it was supposed to be a funny juxtaposition between the name of the blog and its contents. But that dichotomy also describes my personality, so it still fits.

2. any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

@smugmuffin which used to be where I uploaded my original posts, but is long abandoned. @designerelk is a very rarely updated archive of Hannibal fanart.

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

I came over around 2010 when Tron fans migrated from LiveJournal

4. do you have a queue tag?

I’ve never used the queue function ever in 11 years

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

I literally just followed the Tron fandom. I had no idea what this place was. Now I’m still here, and most of the people I followed to tumblr aren’t.

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

I feel a kinship with Gudetama and its love of sleep and commitment to apathy.

7. why did you choose your header?

On my original blog (which I archived bc I was in tumblr jail), I always used German shepherd puppies as my profile icons and headers, so this is an homage to that. The title MochiProblems is a play on SochiProblems, which was a hashtag for showcasing infrastructure failures during the Sochi Olympics. idk if people get the joke anymore, but I can’t think of anything better.

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

On this blog, the stobotnik latte scene at 7k (I giffed it before the movie came out so it’s not even in HD. Sorry kids!!!). All-time, my Daryl Dixon crying alone with salad shitpost at 44k, which got on Buzzfeed lmaoooo.

9. how many mutuals do you have?

No idea, but maybe 20+?

10. how many followers do you have?

257

11. how many people do you follow?

128

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

Is not every post on this website a shitpost

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

You know the answer is “too much.” Don’t even ask me this question...

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

I’ve never had anyone come at me, and I make it a point to avoid drama when I see it because it’s usually absurd and annoying.

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

No one’s going to say they like them, right? We all hate them.

16. do you like tag games?

I love tag games. If you ever need to fill up the “Tag someone” space, you can put me down. We don’t have to know each other, lmao.

17. do you like ask games?

I do, but I’m more afraid to reblog those in case no one asks.

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

There’s a ton of great creators in the CK fandom, so I imagine you all to be popular and well-loved. :)

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

that’s the point of a mutual right 😩

20. tags?

@dedlit @jenesuispastonchien @nomercyonlytears @thorniest-rose @gorgeousgalatea

#mo

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