#I hate this post

[hidden-under-lock-and-key]

What do you do when confronted with with your Secret identity? Deny! 

I am in a good mood so I decided to share this crack idea I had a few nights ago. @noir-renard helped with some parts of the ideas so check them out! If it’s in bold the the idea was from them. Sorry in advance for this mess of a post.

Somehow some way The Justice League runs into a very sleep deprived Phantom. When asked for his name Danny accidental replies with his civilian name. Out of pure embarrassment he just leaves, goes home and sleeps.

So the next morning when the JLA is knocking on his front door, interrupting his coffee, Danny does the most logical thing and denies everything.

——

Danny: “Yeah no this happens a lot actually. His name is Danny Phantom, which sounds a lot like Danny Fenton. With us being named Danny and living in Amity we get switched around all the damn time.”

Because like what can they do, if when presented with evidence Danny just like “that isn’t me.” I like to imagine Barry in particular is calling his BS

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Barry: “But he said Fenton!”

Danny: “Well you heard wrong Mister Flash ” *sips coffee*

Barry: “You look just like him!”

Danny: *Shrug shoulders* “Merely a coincidence.”

Barry: “We have video evidence of you transforming behind a burger joint.”

Danny: “Whoa there buddy you are staring to sound a lot like Wes.

——

Danny: "You think I am ghost? Well could a ghost do this?" *Smacks hand against the wall*

Barry, now unsure of himself: "Uh, I don't know?"

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Danny: “Look Mr. The Flash, if it's really that important to you I guess you can pretend I'm Phantom, but as you can see I'm an alive boy. Do you want me to be a not-alive boy that badly? I don't know how to take that.”

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Imagine the Fenton parents hearing the justice league accusing Danny of being Phantom.

Maddie: “How dare you you compare our Danny to that ghost?!”

Danny sipping coffee in the background: 👀☕️ “You tell ‘em mom!”

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Ignore this god awful post just a little idea I had.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #justice league #I hate this post #i swear it was funnier in my head

[starags]

#the owl house #toh spoilers #toh s2b #toh season 2 #owl house #kings tide #toh s2e21 #the collector #the owl house spoilers #i dont get memes #did i make it good? #i fell so old #i dont feel safe #quoting cerrtain frog #i'm crying #why this post collect more likes in one day than the posts I actually put my heart in #what is my life #i hate this post #but i love the love you guys give me

[cannibal-stag]

straight hannibal be like. tell me bro

#i hate this post #fable’s stuff #txt #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter

[ihatethejerseyshore]

Some more wttt doodles

My art style has been pissing me off lately 🤷

#wttt new jersey #wttt #wttt fandom #wttt florida #wttt california #art #i hate this post

[philsmeatylegss]

So is Dil a nepotism baby?

#I hate this post #rae’s rambles #dan and phil

[kitzenvoncatzen]

only weak cowards allow "your mom" jokes to offend them you fucked her? ok, good for you, i guess - good for her too i really do not give a fuck, other than to your mom, of whom receives many a fucks

#i hate this post #this is the only one that i wouldnt want to get notes #i dont want to have to think of this again

[muppetlover12]

weezer

#weezer #imagination movers #disney jr #i hate this post

[spacecatkin]

hey guys

guess what

#meowie.png #OK SORRY HELP #HELOEHEKLP #object show #object shows #object show community #the acronym of tomorrow #I HATE THIS POST #random??.pdf

[swanscumz]

if Liu was a candy he’d be a snickers

Because he’s kinda thick ngl😫

#Why did I make this post #Liuussy😫😫 #what #im so sorry #homicidal liu #I hate this post #I hope to god a Liu rp blog doesnt see this #I will cry

[nwaml]

Can we small talk pls

#nwl said #i wanna have a no pressure conversation with someone #to make sure i exist #im alive #talking about the weather or your dog or smth #i dont wanna choose one of my moots cos id feel like im forcing them #so if you feel like it keep me company pls #for the dopamine #or should i study and sleep #idk #read maybe #im not sad btw #actually idk cos i feel like if someone comments smth ill feel to anxious to answer like often #ahhh #i hate asking for help/company/love/attention/time/etc i hate it #i hate this post #yk what dont send anything i'll pray read laugh a bit study maybe and sleep #ah great work everyone im feeling better after talking to myself ty #life really is lovely

[fagboysupreme]

sasha nein balls call them psychonuts

#willy.txt #i hate this post

[tototavros]

...there's a very strong argument that i half transitioned from tom to shiv, that's kind of fucked. worse still: it involved tulpamancy and glowfic. 

#i hate this post #don't reblog #major difference ofc is that i am far more self aware than a television character but i don't think that needs saying

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot #also like. #it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony #EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

#this is me being silly but #man i hate hate hate when the solitaire app that CAME WITH MY GOD DAMN LAPTOP tries to feed me ads #at least with the sites i got adblocker. but man #jort post

[master-thief-gray-shadow]

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

#i don't hate chilchuck or anything i just have no idea what about him is actually attractive #i'm very confused about this #dungeon meshi #gray posts

[elliesbelle]

emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.

multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.

i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.

please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.

#emily’s finally found housing after couch surfing at friends’ places for months #they’ve got a lot of debt rn on top of bills and rent #rn they don’t have food in the house and they’re starving #they don’t deserve this at all they are so kind and i literally hate to see them suffering #please please pleaaase donate and reblog #they don’t ask for much but they deserve the world #mutual aid #crowdfunding #donation post #belle speaks