God love ‘em but there were so many fuckin kids in the pit last night and the age demographic has DRASTICALLY shifted since Too Sweet blew up on tiktok. I was definitely one of the oldest people on the floor and all of the kids were dressed like late 90s/early 00s cottagecore bratz dolls which like… I know that style is popular on tiktok but holy fuck mom
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girls don’t want hannibal season 4 girls want a spin-off show that’s basically master chef but hannibal is the only judge and the rest of the cast are contestants except the catch is they don’t know all the ingredients are people-based (except will who’s desperately trying to convince everyone while also having homoerotic tension with hannibal) and it’s filmed like the special features clips on the shrek 2 DVD
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listen. i like a good “hualian adopts wwx” au as much as the next guy. but do y’all ever think abt the fact that appearance wise. xie lian and hua cheng are supposedly like. 17-19
i forget about it until i’m consciously reminded of it but there’s comedic potential in there somewhere
like i imagine they could probably get away with it when wwx was a young child but it’s all fun and games until visibly 34 year old wei wuxian is still calling apparently 17 year old xie lian dad
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Everyone saying they want to see fallen Adam in the next season don’t seem to realize that would create the biggest plot hole in existence, considering that he was killed by an angelic weapon—you know, the only thing that can kill for a soul for good?
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once again i have been attacked by the “but you haven’t tried these” brussel sprouts brigade
i fucking hate brussel sprouts there is nothing you can do to those horrid little cabbages to change that, end of story
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My mom and her bf got into an argument earlier bc he was being ignorant as fuck and I called him dumb and left the room but he was still pissed off about it and I heard him yell “she called me Mr Magoo!” and my mom was like “babe I was the one who called you Mr Magoo first” and he said “well didn’t she send you that meme of Patrick and say it was me?” and I fucking snorted 💀 Context:
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did you know Dissonance also has the Simon wraith.
Yes! And if I remember correctly they are found in the Wailing Way and the Shrine of the Apostates (also known as Heretic’s Grave) both in castle B, which is near where the Smiling Statue (which looks a lot like Carmilla) can be found. :3
Also, the Energy Circle being found here, over a particular seemingly important marble coffin no less, is interesting considering it’s the whip upgrade that lets Juste spin the whip like Simon can in CV4 (albeit in way more neat of a circle lol).
Also on the topic of items, there’s a lot of interesting furniture descriptions too.
The Hero Statue and the Tall Clock seem pretty obvious. Simon would’ve been the most recent hero of the time and really the first of his family to get very much respect for it. The clock just directly mentions Juste’s ‘granddad’ so like yeah.
The Smiling Statue just straight up looks like Carmilla’s mask and is probably a Jojo reference since Carmilla is one lmao anyway but I’m not sure why she’s called a Goddess here, pretty interesting. These other two just had some weird descriptions of a presence in general.
The only thing I can’t figure out is who the Sage Statue is even supposed to be. The other two seem to have a pattern, so I’d expect like a Skull Statue or something to be Death/Dracula (as he was a skeleton ghost in Simon’s Quest) or something, but no it’s just some old guy. Maybe he’s looking so smug because he knows he’s out of place and messing with us lol. And the names of the statues also have some kind of relation to who they are (Carmilla smiles, Simon is regarded as a legendary hero) but the word ‘Sage’ just kinda doesn’t relate to any character I can think of other than like idk one of the random old guy towns people, but why would he get a statue? It’s odd, hopefully I’ll figure it out eventually tho.
Harmony of Dissonance has a lot of really interesting details in it, especially Simon’s Quest references, that make sense considering it takes place right after it and revolves around the plot of Maxim trying to recreate the glory of that last Dracula battle from it while not knowing the context behind why Simon did that, so they’re pretty intertwined in that way, it’s really cool :D!!!
I should probably make more general long analysis posts about these kinds of things sometime if I can actually gather everything into one place, cause this kind of random detail gathering stuff is really fun hehe >:3c. This also kinda just ended up a rant that left the topic and went to others so whoopsie (XwX)
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There is no way Issac is upset about Colin being gay. He is upset his best friend didn’t think he could tell him. No way it’s anything else
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predictions for barbie 2023
ryan gosling will interact with one man and you all will write hundreds of gay fanfictions about it
barbie and america ferrera will textually fall in love and you guys will all go omg best friends <3
there will be a 15k note tumblr post about how it’s slightly misogynistic to care so much about ken in this movie and everyone will reblog it and then continue talking about ken instead of barbie
the sex education men being in this will absolutely make what i’ve just described five times worse
also all the classic greta gerwig movie discourse will be happening until october
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