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coming for you

#YEAH!!!! #ME WHEN I GET YOU!!!! #vids

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Boss bitch

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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you’re reading a book. Much to think about.

#voted animation w defined style #but it absolutely depends on the source material #I definitely read things as either animated or live action

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

#vids #GOD #the audio 😭

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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Too Sweet came on my random Spotify playlist while I was helping someone at work and she went “oh I like this. Who is this” and I got to tell her about Hozier. Hashtag influencer

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There’s something deeply funny about Hozier’s alternate song about Gluttony being the one that makes number one in six countries

#I am not immune to this #Hozier #Hozier blog

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Finding the effort to follow through and iron my clothes is,,,,,, difficult. But for you, darling, I will persevere. I will iron my work clothes. :')

I love you and I know it sucks but it will make you feel better I promise

#unfortunately we live in a society that responds to how you present yourself #and like it helped me a ton both mentally and socially when I started valuing being quote unquote put together #as someone who has struggled with extreme body image issues doing something like removing wrinkles is a thing that is easily achievable #and instantly does wonders for the image you project

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I ate my pound of baby carrots for the week what am I supposed to snack on at work today

#I have to curb the desire to eat an unlimited number of taytos #work tag

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it’s the parley room…the parlor room? the parley parlor.

#taz

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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see one of my problems w movies n tv shows is that they often show a character of like a scientist or a historian and try and make them extremely boring but that shit just doesnt work on me. theyll b like 'well in 13th century turkey...' n everyone will b like ughhh shut up professor dinglebarry no one cares and like. well excuse me. stop the movie. id like to hear more about 13th century turkey.

#the Ottoman Empire wasn’t founded until 1299 #most of the 13th century the area now known as Türkiye was a bunch of Anatolian principalities #the Turkish leader Osman I was the founder of the Ottoman Empire #Ottoman having been derived from his name Osman

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Because of my job now I spend 3-6 hours a day looking at product descriptions for small businesses around the world and hoooooo boy descriptive, evocative writing really is a gift many do not have

#like no shade but wowsers #product pictures too but I haven’t even gotten to staging yet #tell y’all what though I’m going to know everything about everything very soon

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taylor swift is neither tortured nor is she any kind of poet lol

#all my friends smell like weed or little babies really gets me #when she announced this album title I literally went what the fuck out loud

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COMPENDIUM OF LOST TALES IM BEING SOOOOOO NORMAL AT WORK

#UHHDBDDDDDDDDOOEIJEJ