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egg-emperor · 1 year

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Been rereading some IDW and I wanted to compile my favorite very evil and badass things Eggman has done so far and hope to see much more of in the future:

When he ordered for Mimic to kill the Diamond Cutters (most members are just teens!)

and then he threatened Mimic to finish the job when he finds out Whisper got away in a way that makes me 😳😳😳

When he was cruelly toying around with poor critters during the testing of the Metal Virus and loving it, which is a great look into how he treats the animals when they're in his grasp that we don't usually get to see.

When he went back to spit in the face of the people of Windmill Village that took him in as Tinker by pouring the virus goop all over it while saying "no good deed goes unpunished". Ungrateful bastard being an asshole and loving it, gleefully making them regret being foolish enough to give him a chance.

When Starline dared to try to take out Eggman's prey that's for him to beat and destroy alone after proving his power and superiority. I love it mostly for the way he grabbed Starline's neck with just a finger or two and slammed him against the glass hard enough to crack it as the first thrilling display of his physical strength 😍

The way he likes making toys and once again combines a fun hobby with evil as he models his awesome creations and uses them to plan and figure out battle plans and strategies

Plus the reveal of how Eggman made the figurine of Starline a robot, hinting at how he was always either replaceable and nothing more than an underling for him to use just like all his other lackeys

When he fires Starline as a fine example of him throwing his lackeys away when he's finally had it and no longer needs them and just how harsh he is when they disobey his orders

When he attempted to manipulate Sonic to plant a seed of doubt and make him feel guilt for the tragedies of the metal virus. I love the gorgeous sly smirk on that bastard's face 💜

When he grabbed his gun like "oh yeah?" and tried to shoot Tails

The way he was doing evil VR gaming in his evil simulated world, as yet another great way for him to combine a fun hobby with his diabolical schemes!

When he first met Belle as his real self and was just like "pfft what makes your precious Tinker as good as me when I can do stuff like THIS?" *Shows her his fucked up tower concept*

When he talked a bit about his delightfully cute but twisted and disturbing reasons behind his theme parks, capturing everything I love about how admiringly charismatic and passionate he is but so messed up about it at once!

When he fought Starline in the glorious EGG EMPEROR! And the great moment where he said Starline never really had a place of co emperor alongside him because it's all or nothing for him, the world belongs to him alone and nobody else! He said so much of exactly what I've been saying this whole time while in the mech behind my username. I was so happy 💕

The beautiful creepy silhouette Egg and he way he revealed that Starline has been outsmarted and absolutely dominates him

and the way he absolutely fucked Starline up with an epic display of his strength that makes me swoon 😍💖💜💘💗💕

then walked away knowing everything was collapsing and left Starline to his doom, then just announced it like "lol he's dead- so anyway"

Eggman beat him and it killed his will to go on, then he left him as everything caved in which finished him off. Therefore he killed him, he knowingly had direct causation without a care and I consider it as part of his body count.

When he tried to shoot Surge and then grabbed and threw her- while in his awesome Eggwalker too! 💜💕💗

When he praised Starline but only after he was dead and gone, so he could use it to praise and prove himself as superior by the way Starline is still a bested enemy that he defeated despite this. God damn, that's cold and selfishly egotistical… My man!!! 🥰

And everything about Scrapnik Island with it exploring how he's carelessly thrown away so many of his robots and the impact it has on them all- especially the closer look into how much it devastated Mecha Sonic to go from his greatest creation to abandoned trash.

All these moments bring me great joy and feel like the Eggman I know and love in the games too, I adore his exciting evil and badassery when he gets a piece of the action, proves his skills and strength, and reminds everyone why he's the best!!! 🥰💜

When he's treated well, written with care, and given some of the focus he deserves, he can be fantastic in this comic. His characterization has really been looking up lately, he just really deserves more of a time to shine now as it's been five years and he still hasn't actually been the main villain of a big arc without some twist involving others taking the spotlight. I really hope he gets his turn to really shine in that spotlight for much longer soon!

#dr. eggman #dr eggman #eggman #dr robotnik #idw sonic #my post #hits

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andromebaa · 10 months

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what are some of your favorite headcanons for just the two of us?

Oh man, I have so many lol. I'm gonna split them into serious stuff (plot/character hc), cute stuff (pairing/shipping hc) and dumb stuff (they're idiots hc). This is definitely not all of them, just the ones I could think of tonight. Kinda spoiler-ish if you haven't read up to the most current Just the Two of Us chapters so be warned! Serious Stuff

Kaito as a hero archetype always fascinates me. I feel like he has this compulsion to help others, especially those he perceives as weaker or unable to protect themselves. I think that's why I portrayed his 'biggest fear' in the simulation as hurting the people he loves the most and losing control in a way that makes him become a monster. (Very fun to consider depending on your HCs about his pre-game personality ehehe)

Kokichi is a walking bundle of trauma. So much has happened to this guy and I'm sure it's been dissected by people smarter than me but like - compulsive liar? Tiny? Really good at hiding? Those weird little spacing-out moments he gets? Something bad happened to you, didn't it? Like, maybe not as BAD as what I've depicted, but yeah. Poor baby.

Shadow Child was created as a representation of both Kaito and Kokichi's 'inner children', specifically the darker and more traumatic parts of their childhoods. They are portrayed more often as Kokichi because his trauma is much larger and more pronounced, and therefore more influential in the subconscious part of the simulation. I don't know why I stuck with they/them pronouns for them, it just kind of felt right?

The leech was based on Kaito's subconscious fears of his death. The concept of this parasite that drained its host's life force felt fitting for a death fear sort of thing. It also represents the loss of control he feels over this aspect of his life. It kind of 'evolves' as it takes in influences from other people, but that's kind of its main framework.

Miu's Copy had a massive breakdown during the bathroom scene. It was kind of her last straw before she turned on the leech. She kind of reflected on what she knew about the original Miu, the contents of the simulation and how Kaito and Kokichi interacted and it made her realise how fucked up everything was and how much she did not want to participate. Also she was getting sick of all the edgy thoughts leech was putting in her brain.

Cute Stuff

Kokichi's favourite food never used to be strawberries, it changed after Kaito fed them to him and he got some sort of psychological association between strawberries and him.

On that note, Kokichi probably can cook, like, decently, but he kind of plays up his ignorance because he likes Kaito showing him how to do it.

Kaito is super super into domestic life lol he can try to pretend he isn't but he so is. Definitely got into a routine when they were stuck in the simulation for that year.

Being with each other for that year made them get a really close, almost psychic-ish bond that people get when they spend too much time with each other. It's how Kaito can pick up on when Kokichi is lying, for example.

After he overcomes the whole 'don't touch me' hurdle, Kokichi swings to the other side of the pendulum and is very clingy. Won't leave Kaito alone. It annoys him at first but it grows on him.

They have lots of petty squabbles but they usually don't last. They're not fantastic at apologising properly to each other, it's usually just settled through physical affection or gifts (food).

Dumb Stuff

Kokichi drank shampoo the first time he saw it because he thought it was a fruity beverage. That's why Kaito started washing his hair for him.

Kaito named all his plants. He gets offended when Kokichi forgets them.

Miu definitely had relations with her P.A.L self.

I'm sure I'm missing a bunch lol but yeah headcanons woo! Thanks for the askkkk <3

#asks #just the two of us #oumota #just the two of us lore

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ask-theconsoleponies · 9 months

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Not gonna lie, after being an Xbox guy for so long, I feel like PlayStation’s starting to pull on me. Gran Turismo looks so much more fun than Forza! That’s honestly my primary reason at least, mostly because I have a huge love for racing games and ridiculously fast cars. It’s mainly GT7 and Cyber Formula Sin Vier. Oh, and Final Fantasy XIV, that’s also a good one.

What do all of you think I should do? Also, optionally and out of curiosity, what do Xbox and PlayStation think of the games I mentioned?

Well, yeah. PlayStation would be the system to go with because of those games of which PlayStation agrees. Xbox on the other hand would probably do the same but she can't because she's more closely connected to her system.

(Alright, alright. So here we have another one and this one actually took a while to make because I'm working so had to get these answered before I leave on Saturday.)

(I just want to say that since I've loved the many games I've played on the PlayStation, I would heavily agree to play one of the Gran Turismo games. They are in the style of a simulated race on a race track yet they're still just a ton of fun to play as PlayStation mentioned above alongside the realistic visuals. I myself especially love it if there's a option to race at night while it's raining because it really shows off just how detailed the visuals are, combined with how fast you can drive within the race track.)

(I actually really wished I had the newest game in the series because of this! The ones I currently own today are Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec and Gran Turismo 4 on the PlayStation 2 of which both of those are great games in my opinion.)

(I haven't played the other games you mentioned but from the videos I've watched online about those games, they look fun as hell to actually play!)

#post #asktheconsoleponies #console ponies #marytheechidna #thunder art #mlp #mlp ask blog #my little pony #xbox #playstation

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liliallowed · 1 month

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Sparkle from honkai star rail is so Crimson codded. I feel like they would get along if sparkle wasn't racist lol

at first when I began starrail and read about aha in the simulated universe I was instantly reminded of: hold on. a chaotic childlike entity that is neither good or evil but lives for the thrill/fun and can have many faces? isn't that like crimson?

The I met silver wolf and I was like: yeah crimson is DEFINITELY gonna get competitive with her. they might even strike a deal with Elio to exist in the timeline AS LONG as it doesn't interfere with the future he desires. after all crimson IS very much like elio in terms of ability.

their future sight works differently of course. elio looks in to all possibilities at the same time while crimson explores each outcome and comes back to the focal point remembering the future.

I feel like as long as crimson hides their existence striking a deal with finality and enigmata, they'd be allowed to live in the story's shadow.

heck, not even the IPC or garden of recollection can track them since they're not from this world and have mythus backing them.

but I feel like out of ALL Aeons AHA would notice them. aha and tayzzyronth.

I actually made some sick ass designs for their vessel

granted crimson is a "player" a world beyond the game of life... (aha technically is the most right. closer to the truth than the eon of erudition and even the eon of finality lol.)

the masked fools would try to make contact. and they do! but... oddly enough? they can't remember what it was.

it was as if nothing ever happened. it's crimsons signature power after all. memory erasure with a hint of dejavu.

there is some overlap here as people who side with the garden of recollection and may also be somehow part of the masked fools WOULD remember an future in the past...

they might even go insane and corrupt... oops. cover blown... guess they'll nuke this timelines siding wit nihility and destruction and finality. because of their deal with terminus, they are given plausibility to erase that reality. "this game just came out recently. wouldn't wanna break it just yet."

in terms of friendship silver wolf has a better chance at being friends with crimson than sparkles. sparkles and crimson may perfectly understand each other but there's not much substance. just a minor giggle and a knowing glance shared between two mad fools.

sparkles wouldn't treat anything seriously. and neither would crimson. in fact sparkles reminds them quite a bit of a certain two faced flower.

still. if it's a game she wants to play they'll indulge for a bit before terminating the timeline that goes off script. elation is always a path they walk along all the other paths.

#starrail crossover #this game is so fun

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dajaregambler · 8 months

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HeliosR - Fight out vivid colors! - Chapter 8

Translation of chapter 8 of the event ‘Fight out vivid colors!’ from ‘Helios Rising Heroes’.

Junior: Hmm~... This kinda angle after all?

Junior: No, but it’s a different style than usual too…

Faith: Still stuck on the costumes?

Faith: Won’t the design department whip up something nice if you just write down how it should match the feel of the game?

Junior: Isn’t it boring for it to only play into the aesthetics of the game?

Junior: Which means, it has to be more wild or going more hero-like could do it too maybe!

Faith: ….Like full black with a ripped feel, that type of design?

Junior: How did you know!?

Faith: I knew it… Ochibi-chan’s sense of style is way too easy to guess

Junior: Oh shuddup!

Faith: Since you’re at it, in order to match the game’s world it has to be more on the brighter side.

Junior: Brighter…

Junior: Then what about going the complete opposite and making it super colorful?

Faith: Nice one. Ah, how about this then?

Junior: Ooh, who woulda thought this shitty DJ got a sense of style!

Junior: Hold on, aintcha a fan of Splashy Colors after all?

Faith: It’s all everyone’s talking about, and I only know this much because I played some of it while hanging out with Billy and Gray

Faith: More importantly, why not this sort of design for the weapons? It’s it a perfect fit for that hero-like image you went on about?

Junior: It’s kinda like, fitting to Yellow West’s backstreets. In that case--

Dino: Good morning, Junior, Faith

Junior: Mornin…

Faith: G’morning… yaaawn…

Dino: Both of you look sleepy

Junior: We were making the papers for the costume designs, and stayed up late before we even realized it….

Faith: We might’ve put in too many detailed requests though. Would you like to go over these too?

Dino: Lemme see…

Dino: Oooh~! These would make for some really cool costumes!

Dino: The design of the weapons match the costumes too… How do I put this, it’s like…..

Dino: It has the same kinda feel as the backstreets of Yellow West!

Junior: That, exactly that! We made it with that image in mind★

Dino: I’m glad I left this up to you two! I baked pizza so go eat your breakfast. I’ll be off to bring this to the design department

Junior: N’other day of Keith being at meetings since morning, huh

Faith: And right after he has to make those “old man Keith’s cookies” and immediately be off to that kids space.

Junior: Huuuh…

Faith: Ochibi-chan, you pity Keith or something?

Junior: He’s been in the wrong since the start, I wouldn’t go that far but…

Junior: This whole street fair, for us heroes it might count as work but, it can be fun too right?

Junior: It’d be nice if Keith could enjoy himself and yet….

Faith: Uh, Keith’s bad at games though. Neither does he even care for them, wouldn’t it be tough for him even if you told him to take it easy?

Faith: Ah, but, he plays billiards so there’s a chance with hands-on type of games?

Junior: ….Wonder if there’s anything we can do so he’ll have a good time too

Faith: Ochibi-chan, seems like you do pity him.

Junior: Just a teeny tiny bit!

Junior: I do think of him as a good for nothing shitty mentor, but he has been working properly this time around… so like…!

Faith: Yes, yes sure. Well, since I feel inclined to I’ll think of something too

Dino: Kept you waiting, you two. The costume requests were easy to understand and received really well!

Dino: Bianchi-kun got excited and is gonna whip up some cool costumes. Nihi, I’m looking forward to it☆

Junior: Yeah! Can’t wait for the street fair!

Faith: Hey, Dino. What’s with that paper bag?

Dino: Aah, this?

Dino: We’re going to be using this as training for Splashy Colors!

Junior & Faith: ….?

Faith: Was thinking what these were, but they're waterguns, huh

Dino: Yep. I thought that we should do a simulation of Splashy Colors with these today.

Dino: Doesn’t this feel more realistic compared to regular target practice?

Junior: True. It’ll be good training for a gunfight

Dino: Alright, let’s fill ‘em up with water and get started

#helios rising heroes #heliosr #faith beams #leonard wright jr #dino albani

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time-to-write-and-suffer · 10 months

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saw your post about the IF market being more saturated now compared to when t/w/c blew up! as someone who was pretty disappointed by book 2 and 3 but wants to get more into IF, do you have any recommendations?

IFs are difficult to recommend because they're like books, ya know? What are you looking for, what are you into, etc.

However, I am armed with links this time around so hopefully this will help.

First of all I think you can just take a look at the Choice of Games website, as they have demos of all their own games and their Hosted Games. The demos are usually like 2-3 chapters, so you get a decent feel for the stories.

Second, you can also check out the itch.io platform and look for interactive fiction on there. These IFs are usually based on Twine and not ChoiceScript, so they will look very different. They're also usually "true" indie, in that they're not published or hosted by anybody but the writer putting it on itch.io. These have demos usually, and are often WIPs, so I don't play many of these until they're finished, which can take years. But! They're often passion projects, so I'd say the better ones are generally on par with or better than most CoG games and much better than Hosted Games (in my subjective experience!!!).

Finally, you can check Dashingdon, which is a private site for hosting various ChoiceScript based demos. It's difficult to navigate and isn't really meant for browsing, more used as a way for authors to show demos and WIPs, but it does have some filters and most demos include blurbs as well. Biggest thing is probably finding out the status of a game, as there's no linking back to the author unless they include it in the demo.

From there, it's usually just about reading the blurb, trying out a demo and see if you like the writing style or not. That's generally how I find new things to read.

As for my personal recommended list, it's pretty short, because most IFs I've read aren't bad per se, but they're a bit forgettable, so even if someone else might enjoy them, I just can't remember anything about them lol. I've put a few of the ones I've liked in the past below the cut.

Finished

Heart of the House: Gothic horror romance with emphasis on the gothic horror. I don't think I managed to survive this even once? But it's good and I love Dev. Tally Ho: Silly goofy story where you play as a butler and have to juggle people being absolute idiots around you. Very funny and lighthearted but has a surprising amount of variation. Rory is bae I love kissing his dumb ass. Jolly Good: Cakes and Ale: Standalone sequel to Tally Ho, but now you're the thembo noble bumbling your way into success. I haven't actually finished it because it's a OVER MILLION WORDS, but I know it'll be a blast, and I even bought the DLCs for it. YEAH. INTERACTIVE FICTION DLC. Choice of Rebels: Uprising: I only played this once ages ago and it's the first in a series that never got a continuation? So it ends without a real conclusion and that sucks, but I remember thinking it was good and heavy in a way that felt refreshing for the time. An older CoG game, with actual simulation of leading a rebellion, so it's a bit more technical than the others. The Passenger: Finished as in it's complete, not that I finished it myself. I played this first when it was only a demo, and I remember enjoying it. You play as an eldritch horror. That is all. It was gross and spoopy and fun back when I played it, but I haven't gone back to see if it's as good as I remember it being.

WIPs

Guenevere: The IF that got me into IFs. It's SO good. It'd be considered limited by today's standards as you can only play as a woman who is a somewhat established character in folklore and romance only 3 (4?) people. But it's really well-written and dramatic and feels like an approproately epic tale. And you get to cuck the shit out of Arthur<3 Mind Blind: A friend recommended it to me and I enjoyed it! Don't know much else about it, though. It can be a bit heavy in spots, which I recall I found that it clashed a bit with the joking writing style, and you play as a deeply underpowered individual in a world of essentially superheroes, which can be a turnoff. I remember it having a great selection of ROs though. Speaker: Urban fantasy road trip type beat. I remember enjoying the writing style and the characters, plus the plot felt fresh and actually had a presense in the story, which isn't a guarantee in IFs. You play as one of two siblings who together can foretell the future (your sister sees visions, you're the only one who can interpret them) and you try to stop something horrible from happening. Pretty much all ROs are kissable winners. A Tale of Crowns: Middle Eastern high fantasy where you play as the new ruler of a kingdom. It's quite popular in the IF world and pretty good! I haven't played it in years because as I mentioned, I don't like playing and replaying WIPs every time a new update drops, but if you haven't played it before, it's good to go take a look. Very deep lore and it's clear the author has a Vision and isn't just faffing about smacking their Barbies together, which I always appreciate in an IF. One of the few times the PC feels like an actual character in the world. Also all ROs are hot as fuck so 10/10 GOTY.

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androgynousblackbox · 2 years

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FNAF really disappointed me. I spent many years invested in the games and the lore, and then we get the perfect ending to the series with Pizzaria Simulator, and even Ultimate Custom Night drives it home for me. But then, Scott revealed to have fucking sucked this whole time, then Help Wanted comes out and destroys everything that was built up. So the whole community either ignores or defends the thing with Scott while also trying to convince themselves that this will be a "refreshing new change" and look where it got em.

Now I'm really hesitant to get too invested in Poppy Playtime, but I at least got a bit of hope. Even if the developers seem a bit shady, at least they're not donating to politicians who seek to take away my rights.

Man, I was fucking there at the start of everything to see the very first gameplay of Markiplier and I remember devouring every theory video that came out at the time to even know what was happening. I don't think at all that Scoot had a plan from the very start so a lot of it was just making shit up in the spot, but at least it felt like it was going somewhere, that it had a point. On the very first "finale, final chapter" we freed all the souls of the kids, wonderful. Makes sense. We have been all this time playing a game about kids who were murdered so now we want the kids finally free. And then the next installment came where we actually get to punish the murderer and finish his legacy. THAT would have been a perfect ending that made sense, was satisfactory and also gave us hope for the future to no see that murderer again. But now, just like you say, it's really fucking milking powder out of a cow that is barely hanging on to dear life for the sake of milking SOMETHING out of the poor thing. And mind you, I didn't actually care so much about it because it was Scoot's story, he could do whatever the fuck he wanted with it even if there is no narrative reason why this fucking thing should still be going and doesn't seem to be wanting to go fucking anywhere or have a point at all. As long the games are entertaining, whatever, the story can be as souless as it wants to be. But then we found out that he used the money he made from all of us for literally fuck people's lives and like... yeah. Yeah, of course that is dissapointing. I went on a whole ass tangent there but just to say I get the feeling, anon. I was there too. Now with Poppy Playtime I am like... I just want to have fun with something again, man. Don't fucking screw this up for the rest of us. Just please keep your shirt clean this time. That is all I am asking at this point.

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nenchainzz · 4 months

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a small rant about hsr..

recently, i've been finding the experience of honkai star rail less and less fun, in my opinion. the story quests are becoming more difficult for me (which they really shouldn't be because the whole point of them is for the story and not solely based on combat). my characters aren't perfect by any means, but they're all leveled up completely, and yet i struggle to fight enemies at times (once again, especially in story quests). i think it kinda has to do somewhat with the "break" system, which i think is somewhat difficult to maneuver at times. also, there are so many new permanent combat events that it has become overwhelming and not fun to do. like i would have been content with just having the forgotten hall and the simulated universe (before its upgrades). and that would have been fine. i realize that this game particularly focuses more on combat rather than say genshin. however it's becoming more and more of a chore to play. like i feel waaaay more burnt out from honkai than i do for genshin. i think honkai should have more story quests or quests similar to the ghost event or athirium wars. having so many combat-based things is kind of annoying and so many other things are locked behind combat that can become frustrating. again, these are my opinions so yeah..

#(＾∇＾)ﾉ♪ Lauren Speaks #honkai star rail #tw rant #cw rant #hsr

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the-firebird69 · 2 years

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Watch "Audioslave - I Am The Highway" on YouTube

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There's a huge fleet of clones that are heading in and their Dominion not Terran and they're on Warhammer ships and it's the bomber class like the one you see crashing into St Petersburg. It's a huge War and they have a giant fleet and it's about 1.2 billion total and 200 million landed and the others are going to hover around Earth they stated and everybody on Earth has to fight for land-based lasers and their son went to Mac and said you need some that work actually and he said yeah we do so they're making them now is a hell of a time right now they have to use rockets to defend and they can't get them there fast enough they're thinking of activating the star fleet and fleet to install some ground bases that's a big risk. Don't say they have to do something because they're going to just lose them if they don't so he's thinking about it and it's probably true so the gassing up a whole bunch of them and they're going to start fighting and they're going to start using them and it's going to be a war and we have to do this they said. Of course is making high altitude weapons right now and it says the wheelie wobble doesn't go that fast it does if you arm it right it still made out of wood but it's harder to see so they're going to do that and they're going to they're going to launch as many as I can and see if it works send some people are going ahead and try and they're going to try shortly they have to everybody's having an emergency cuz they're above this huge groups going north now gigantic groups 10 times this morning total it's about 2 million octillion and it's on our son's word and they're going forward now and a huge huge Force and he says I don't know what it is but they're blocking your core I said they are blocking the core. And they're moving out fast I think it might be Tommy F but it might not be.

Today the two movies have started and they're almost over and yeah it's new guy and player one ready player one and tons of people are getting into it RC they're going to an entertainment centers and they're playing with the RC stuff huge numbers of people and we have real RC comments simulations and they're playing with it and they can't they can't believe how much fun it is and they're doing it a lot of it. And we have tons of games and we have gaming centers with a minute and Matt wants to get some of those games Lily wants a lot of them so we're going to build a whole bunch of places around here we're going to do it real soon and his max is going to have to work with people. The Midwest will be empty shortly and it's a Dominion plan and they're blaming Brad everybody can see it now.

The fleet is huge the chips are all 5 MI or 10 miles and we are working towards getting them prepared to go after them and it's a huge Force it's assembling. They only have 500 million star fleet chips and only half those are combat class and they need to build a lot more a lot faster and they're having trouble doing it and our son says that you should take the steel from buildings of yours in the Midwest and get out of there and bring it and use your numbers to disassemble it bring it to the east coast lay down areas to Starfleet assembly areas and they're doing it now huge numbers are descending all over the thing and the entire Midwest will be empty cuz I won't be anywhere to go and then senses it's a Dominion plan and I know it but you have to counter it with something and we need to go between to do something. Massive numbers of people are doing it is an incredible mobilization it is gigantic there are so many it's probably another two to five million that are doing it and they're disassembling everything they can find and grabbing big trucks and gold tanks tons of cars and steel pipe a pulling steel pipe out there's tons of it huge pipes too and they're moving very fast and they have huge trucks and moving to the upper Midwest and they're smelting it there it is a giant giant plant humongous numbers of tonnage and then moving very fast

Thor Freya

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saltypiss · 2 years

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I can't tell if VR is the biggest most global scam ever or simply if it ever was worth a shit.

In all my time with VR, all I've ever walked away with is: "Well that was impressive, too bad I never had nay fun."

What games does VR have? Outside of Alyx, you got hundreds of garbage games. Then the ones you actually hear about, or see videos on, turns out they're below mediocre and everyone was blowing shit out of proportion. Seriously, Boneworks is the absolute last game anyone new to VR should ever touch, yet, it's 40$, everyone rates it high. Why? The gameplay is non-existent, there's platforming and in no real game designer's fucking skull is that ever a good idea, they have 3 enemies, 2 weapons, reskins of em, and then the actual physical combat?

I don't know how else to explain VR other than this: One you're literally always going to be frustrated. The fucking wire. The fucking controllers randomly going out, the DRM, the awful awful controls, for all games. You're constantly fighting to have fun. But the headset or the developers fight against that at every opportunity.

Like, deadass, there are VR games like Job Simulator where you CANNOT move and CANNOT turn the camera, you have to physically do everything, if you've never experienced VR in, you know, your house, you can see how that might be quite seriously the biggest contender for "worst" in game design yet.

Physical combat is impossible. The delay in movement, the unbelievably pathetically conceived weight to everything you swing that turns every single attack into punches in a dream.

The awful visuals. Yeah sometimes you downright feel like you're there. But the vast majority of the time, these games have no artstyle, or if they do, it's laughably amateur or worse.

The performance. My god. I'm confident as hell my PC can handle VR, I know for a fact the wire that was nearly 100$ is the problem. When you are selling wires for 100$, you're admitting everything is a scam.

RE4VR, HL:A, Blade and Sorcery

There it is. The entire actual video game library.

You'd think, someone, anyone, would've realized simply taking Gmod and the concept of combat for boneworks and Blade n Sorcery, would be all you'd need for VR. Instead, everyone is trying to make their cinematic experiences where your character can't move their legs without you running into a wall, and your hand gets caught on everything while your other hand drops whatever you were holding for 0 reason whatsoever.

The uncomfortability of the headset too. Oh my god, you are never comfortable. They improved nothing from the devkit2. Nothing. It's impressive. Same quality screen, worse lens, same awful headstrap, same awful crushed face problems, except now your eyes can have fun with all the crevices hair hides in.

The load times. I have everything on a m.2 SSD, shit takes so fucking long. God help you if you mod, and you almost shouldn't because everything is so damn buggy.

With Fallout, I may have needed to wait 2minutes before I even get in game. With VR titles? It can deadass take 6 minutes before you even reach a menu, then another loading screen nearly as long. There's hardly any mods, hardly any testing, because launching these games is a commitment of time.

You ever struggle to just open up a fucking game because your mood is so poor and your anxiety so high? Yeah imagine if you needed to commit periods of time to simply waiting.

There's no way to truly play seated in so many of these titles either. You'd think, oh shit, we can play vidjah on the bed on our backs, but no! That fucking wire, the fucking game doesn't show up in the in-vr library so I have to get up and do it, I could use desktop but they're labeled randomly and navigation is a pain.

I'm sure, certain even, that current defenders are able to look past this, or even have found their own workarounds, but for VR to EVER become more than the blatant trend it currently is, it's gotta start being fucking reasonable. At least more often than never.

No DRM, fuck off. No 100$ wire, fuck off. No shitty strap, fuck off, no overpriced severely under-delivering games, fuck off, decent load times and performance and visuals and user interface and for god's sake use your own fucking headset and get a god damned clue.

All I ever think when I play VR is "get a fucking clue, playtest your fucking games, it's not optional"

Every game. Every time I boot one up, everytime I play a game, or use an app, all I'm ever thinking: "Just playtest, just once, everyone can tell you didn't, just playtest, once, one time, a single time, a fractional moment of existence, playtest, just, do it. Get a clue."

VR is just such a shitshow. Like boneworks, technically impressive, and entertaining for 5 minutes, but very quickly it becomes tedious, frustrating, hot, not worth the time of set up, not worth the cost of entrance, and clearly the designers/creators didn't give a shit, so why should I?

VR presently is competing with the Nintendo Wii. And not because it came before it, but because what you do in VR works better due to genuine design done with Wii titles. The buggy nature, the offputting movements, all relevant still. Swinging a bat on the Wii feels like swinging air, but at least it doesn't bend at the wrist backwards when you swing forward, at least when you throw something you don't need to do a stabbing motion to throw it forward, at least it doesn't ask me to pull something from my fucking back again when the god damn sensors don't read past your fucking face.

Fuck VR. It will never grow past this stage. Nobody is innovating, everything is broken, slow, tedious and frustrating. And the sad part is, it genuinely doesn't need to. Just make good games. Stop making gimmicks.

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I want to write some smutty fic + plot with kiryu and majima, but I've only played kiwami 2 so I'm scared I don't know enough about them as characters. Any tips or suggestions? (also bless your art c:)

klsdjkld thank you also I'm super flattered you'd come to me for tips 🥺💖 I can give a lil insight from things in the games so I’ll try not to be explicitly spoilery but just giving a heads up in case

so obvs I speak from a shippy dippy perspective but they do genuinely care about each other, especially in y3. Majima's a person Kiryu trusts and Majima's equally someone who would willingly do whatever to help out people he cares about. Majima's the type to be like yeah I'll die for you (serious)

since you've played 2, then you can very much see how Majima's willing to get back into Tojo bullshit cuz Kiryu asked him to. It's certainly telling that Kiryu goes to Majima of all people for help when it comes to Tojo shit which I think is a nice way to show he respects him to some degree. As nice as Kiryu is tho, he can still be a rude lil turd and likes to make jabs. He’s got a tendency to say shit he thinks is cool even if its inappropriate lol

also like, Kiryu doesn't really know how to read Majima but also I don't think Kiryu knows how to read many people tbh. There's a wild freeness about Majima that Kiryu enjoys seeing and indulging in, like when they fight and he seems to actually have fun with it. I don't think he's 100% aware of why he enjoys it or why he's willing to put up with Majima's dumbassery but Kiryu doesn't really need answers. Majima is Majima and that simplicity works for him

there's a lot of stuff in Dead Souls that gives insight into Majima and because I'm ill of course I know all of it. Lots of softie moments, Majima's a bit of a control freak about his appearance, he's an ass but it's playful assholery, he loves his subordinates even if he's a turd @ them, he's forgetful as shit, he's a bit of a stickler for rules - by the book type of stuff. THERE'S ALSO a part with a lil girl and he's so cute and awkward with her and it fulfills my dadjima addiction. I think Maji would love Haruka very much and Kiryu would be pleasantly surprised by that side of him

in y3, it's Kiryu's big dad simulator so you get to see him being a wise old fart even if sometimes he's a total boomer and embarrassing. He tries his best and has the best intentions but honestly his lone wolf attitude is often his downfall. Kiryu's very much a "I'll take a bullet for you even if there's other options to definitely not take a bullet" type of guy. He blames himself for a lot of problems out of his control and he's got quite the track record of running away from things if he feels like it'll be for the greater good of everyone else (it isn't lol). Suffer in silence sort of dude

they honestly don't interact much after 3 tbh cuz I guess it was too gay lmao but uhhhh they're definitely still motivated by each other's actions. 5 is very big on Kiryu beats up a lot of people again™, due to something that happens to Majima. At that point, Kiryu's life is quite far removed from the whole yakuza thing so I think it says a lot that he throws himself back into the fray for this bowlcut bitch

also! Majima’s wacky but it’s most certainly a façade. He’s very capable of toning it down in serious situations and equally, Kiryu’s a funky dude! Majima’s the type to put up fronts for his image while Kiryu’s very reserved but will absolutely go all out on something cuz he just can’t not put his 100% into everything even if it’s silly

I tried to keep things mostly factual based on the games with a couple of my own hcs thrown in so I hope it helps!!

I have another post I'm writing for like deep angsty shit for another ask so if that'll be of use to you, keep an eye out for that :)

#this gives me the good brainworms #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #kazumaji #my hcs

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I do think that the new outbreak of toxic people drumming up their toxic groups in this fandom is hurting people. They think theyre doing something right but all they're doing is making mentally ill and/or young fans too scared to enjoy or create in fear of being harassed.

Hi anon! first of all i want to apologise for responding so late. I have a lot to say about your ask and just wanted a clear head before i decided to respond. i want to start off by saying you are absolutely right.

Before i continue i am going to put a read-more because, well, i have a LOT to say about this, so, mini-rant ahead under the read-more…

These people are doing more harm than good.

I understand if you want to make a small list with content warnings, for a fandom, that is completely fine! But using such a list to start bullying, harassing, threatening and in general, witch-hunting people is not okay. Many great and talented people have been driven away from the fandom by that tiny toxic group(or the cucks, as i like to call them for easy sakes). Content creators are even scared to post their content too now, both of these things are a huge shame. It’s terrible. Sites like tumblr are supposed to be for sharing your content without limitations. [well, until the nsfw ban, but you get what i mean..]

I happen to be in contact with some people on the blocklist, and let me tell you, they are truly amazing and wonderful people.

Yeah sometimes people make content you may not agree with, but that doesn’t mean you have start attacking people for it. Do you know how easy it is to click the unfollow or block button? But apparently some people are so stupid they prefer to screech instead of click one single button.

But for example, I dislike a certain popular hc for medic. I dislike the Jewish medic hc. I’m a Jewish man myself, but I don’t like seeing Jewish medic for multiple reasons, none of which are out of antisemitic nature. What do I see when I see Jewish medic? I mind my own fucking business. The person who posted that wanted to create that, fine by me. I don’t agree with it, and I don’t have to. I’m not going to make a dumb expose list for everyone who ever said anything about medic being Jewish. I mind my fucking business like a normal, mature person.

And there was/is a huge discussion about drawing or writing tf2 non-con…yeah, rape isn’t good. Every sane person knows that. Writing or drawing rape does not mean you’re a rapist (unless it’s an autobiography of course, then I’d like you to take a trip to prison). But, some people, including myself, write or draw non-con as a coping mechanism. I use confrontation to cope. I have a few triggers, and by confronting myself with said triggers I’m slowly getting over said triggers.

If I write or draw about these triggers or rape, I feel like I’m relieving my feelings about what happened to me. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, and i’m not the only person who does it like that.

Yeah, I get people don’t always want to see that. That’s why tags exist, that’s why people use those tags for content and trigger warnings. That’s why you block those tags if you don’t want to see it. It’s that simple

Also, some of them make the claim that fiction is reality. I disagree, fiction is not reality. Yes, fiction can impact reality, but it isn’t one and the same. If you can’t distinguish fiction from reality then, well, you’re either not ready for fiction or not old/stable enough to be able to tell the two apart. Besides, if fiction really IS reality then so many movies and books would have been banned, or the writers of those must have been in jail by now, right? Writing a book about a fictional serial killer does not mean the writer is planning to or already has commit murder. Take Tf2 fan-fiction writers for example. They write about dudes slaughtering each other on a daily basis, but some of them wouldn’t even DARE to hit a fly in real life.

People who commit crimes because of a fictional piece were already going to do so to begin with. No sane human sees a crime that occurs in fiction and thinks to do the same. Those who do commit crimes because of a fictional piece were already planning to do so to begin with, and were probably not a completely hundred percent stable person.

And about the discussion of miss p being a lesbian, yeah I get that Jay said she’s gay and that, and if she really was a Canon lesbian, it’d be weird to ship her with men. However, those cucks do also make soldier a homosexual despite him having a (gorgeous) wife? Isn’t that kind of hypocritical? Anyways, Jay most likely was joking about miss p being gay, he’s known to be a jokey person like that. I feel like the way he did it was just saying “oh yeah btw she’s gay”. To me it feels vague. In the same sense that jk Rowling suddenly says everyone is gay in Harry Potter. Yeah, I hc her as a funky lil lesbian too, but i don’t go off on a tangent when someone sees her as bi, because the way she was “confirmed” as a lesbian, was vague and uncertain, and most likely a dumb joke that split the fandom in half.

Anyways, most of the cucks I ran into are underage, and aren’t even allowed on this site, which can explain their irrational behaviour, and refusing to listen to anyone who slightly disagrees with them, but lemme tell y'all something, minding your own fucking business would have prevented this entire blocklist ordeal.

Besides, YOU are in control of what you see on the Internet. Don’t like a certain type of content? BLOCK IT! or just, STOP LOOKING AT IT! it’s not that hard!

You are responsible for your own experience on the Internet. Not ready for that? Then close your phone/laptop and go outside. Content creators are not responsible for what you do online, these creators don’t know you, don’t expect them to fucking take care of you, they’re not your parents. Avoiding certain content does NOT mean you have to start policing others on what to post. You have no right to tell artist what they can and cannot post. Again, you may criticise or dislike it, that’s fine, but actively demanding censorship or threatening the creator makes you look like an incompetent asshole.

And if you disagree with something, it’s better to start with calming yourself down and contacting the OP in a respectful and mature manner. Maybe talk to them, broaden your horizon, broaden their horizon. Can’t agree eventually? That’s fine, it’s normal. Simply block the tag or the creator themselves and boom! You’re done, and didn’t harm anyone in the fandom and probably learned something, and OP probably too! If something isn’t tagged you can always, nicely, reach out to OP and ask them to tag. Most of the time they will. And if they don’t, just unfollow or block them if they continue posting a certain something that triggers you. Making a blocklist is one of the most immature things you could do. You bully and harass people to the point where some feel unsafe, and some even suicidal, in a fandom about a dumb fucking hat Simulator. Is that really what you want?? A fandom is supposed to be a safe and fun place for everyone who likes a certain something. By being toxic, and harassing others to the point where they don’t even feel safe(not only those who are young or mentally ill) in a what was supposed to be a safe place for them, you’re actively harming that safe place, and frankly, you don’t deserve to be in the fandom.

Also, I’ve seen a lot of these cucks say they actually hate tf2 as a game, and really, if you hate the game so much why are you still here in the fandom? And ruining it for the rest for us?

If you do feel unsafe, follow steps I mentioned above. Talk to people, block tags, block people, and mind your own business without policing others in what they can and cannot do. Unfortunately, the creators who do feel unsafe because of the toxic group cannot talk them, because the moment someone even slightly disagrees with them, or tries to respectfully discuss why they’re being “cancelled” the cucks start screeching like full-blown autists.

You’re not the law enforcement, you are (most likely) a minor who isn’t even allowed on tumblr in the first place, and who has no idea how the internet, or fandom spaces in specific, even work.

Fucking hell I miss 2014 Tf2 fandom sometimes.

I hope this ramble makes sense, and again I’m sorry for making this so long.

And I’m sorry for posting drama again, I don”t like it either, and i usually have a lot of patience, but after a few years of this shit, i have come to reach my boiling point, and i just snapped, I’m sorry.

I sometimes refer to the cucks as you, idk why, but just now that isn’t referring to you anon.

Hopefully this will be the last of drama/discourse for now.

Thank you for reading, have a good day.

-pop

#drama #discourse #Anonymous #TF2 #tf2 blocklist

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'Legacies' EP Brett Matthews Teases How Characters Face Their Demons in Film Noir Episode (Exclusive)

It's an episode you do not want to miss!

Titled "There's a Place Where the Lost Things Go," Thursday's Legacies sees Hope (Danielle Rose Russell), Josie (Kaylee Bryant), Lizzie (Jenny Boyd), MG (Quincy Fouse) and Rafael (Peyton Alex Smith) transported to a fabulous film noir world.

In order to deal with all their recent traumas -- including Kai Parker's return and a black magic-filled Josie -- Emma (Karen David) makes them participate in a group simulation where they confront their conflicts head-on or risk the game's consequences. However, like most situations, things don't go as planned and the students come face-to-face with something they never imagined.

ET caught up with executive producer Brett Matthews, who also co-wrote the episode with Mark Ryan Walberg, where he shared the inspiration for the episode, why Professor Vardemus (Alexis Denisof) has returned and teased if there could ever be something more between Hope and Rafael.

ET: What was the inspiration for this episode?

Brett Matthews: It really goes back to a class I took in college at Wesleyan University... Film noir is a genre that will stay with me forever and is something very near and dear to my heart that I never really thought the right opportunity would present itself in this way to explore. I'm really glad it did. It's like an itch I had since I graduated college that I finally got to scratch.

What will surprise fans most about it? Is this a one-off episode or how will this push the narrative forward?

We don't really do one-offs. We do a lot of format break episodes, but we only do them when it's really the best way to explore the characters' journeys and the things that all of our characters are going through as they come to a head. A format break episode or a special episode will do that better than a conventional one. That's when the time's right. So absolutely we are telling this episode because it's where our characters are at coming off of [episode] 12 and 13, and really traumatic events. It's a group therapy exercise that kind of goes awry. It always starts and ends with the characters and they got us into it and the discoveries and revelations that they experience in the film noir world will come to influence them on the other side, when we're back to our normally scheduled program.

Is there a reason everyone has their distinct characters in this episode? Is there more than meets the eye with their film noir roles?

Yeah, everybody is sort of at a point in their emotional journey for the season, where they have some things they have to face, and the therapy sort of puts them in a role which allows them to make the discovery that their, sort of, person needs to learn from, move on and process. Film noir is a really good fit because it has all these tropes and archetypes and it was really fun. Mark Walberg and I, who I wrote the episode with, who's our script coordinator here, really got those characters into those different types based on where they are coming from and where they were headed for the rest of the season. That's really the "why" of who's the movie starlet, who's the gumshoe and who's this. I got to say, it was really fun to put Quincy Fouse's MJ sort of front and center in an episode. That was a really neat opportunity. We really enjoyed to be able to do that.

We see Alexis Denisof's Professor Vardemus back, I thought he was gone? Am I wrong? What's his role in this?

[Ryan] Clark took Vardemus' identity at the beginning of the season and [this episode] sort of gives us the answer to where Vardemus has been this whole season, which is his mind has been locked in the therapy box and his body has been stowed in the school. And inadvertently, the kids end up setting him free and we finally look forward to getting to know the character of Vardemus as Vardemus, and not someone pretending to be him. [We will learn] who he actually is, a scholar with a bit of an edge, who's lived a really interesting life, but has a really great amount of knowledge to share with Alaric and other educators at the Salvatore School. We just really love Alexis and what he did with the character, so we're excited to begin exploring this new facet and get to know the actual Rupert Vardemus.

So he will be sticking around for more episodes?

Yeah, we hope so. We obviously have a lot of characters to service and that's always the hard part about running a television show, there's never enough time. But Vardemus is just a character [we love], and Alexis is one of the kindest, most professional actors you hope to work with in this business. [Creator] Julie [Plec] and I really love what he's doing and he is a character you will see pop up here and there, and we would love to explore more in the future.

Landon is not in this episode, but we see Rafael and Hope together. How much tension is there between them and is this foreshadowing them getting closer in the future?

I think that Raf's takeaway from this episode is that he is part of a very deep mystery that disturbs him and that he needs to get to the bottom of, and obviously feels uncomfortable enough about it that he is lying to people about it. And so, that is sort of what's forefront in Rafael's mind, but he does have this deep relationship with Hope and a super neat and profound relationship with Landon. Both of those characters will help him unwrap and get to the bottom of, and hopefully solve, the situation he's found himself in.

We've seen Josie, Kaylee Bryant, just come out of her shell this season, from a sweet, kind and shy girl to this badass, evil villain. How has it been working with and getting that dynamic range from her?

Kaylee is a wonderful actress and it's not real hard. Dark Josie really makes a lot of sense because it's just that repressed part of the character she usually plays. Josie is a selfless character and puts others above herself, and I think it's a very human thing to have that part that says, "What about me?" or somebody always putting off their own wants and desires, and that often comes to a head and people often snap. That's a little bit of what she's going through. So I think for her it's probably a little more hand and glove than it would be for somebody coming from the outside in because our actors really do inhabit their characters and live in their skin year-round in a way another person doesn't. I think it made a lot of sense to her and then to translate that to the physicality and the surface menace of it all. I think she's doing a great job with it.

How was the cast's reaction when they saw this script for this episode and started getting into their wardrobe?

I think they always enjoy the format break episodes because they allow them to really just do something fun and exciting, and I feel like the whole crew feels that way about it as well. Like Julie said, when I gave her the script, she's like, "They're not going to know what film noir is," and I said, "Well, I don't know if it's that large of a problem." But we did pull a couple landmark film noir episodes that we thought really encapsulated the genre and everybody watched them and did their homework and very quickly, whether they had prior experience with the genre or not, understood what it was and really gave it 110 percent, as did our director Mike Karasick. But the cast, like they usually do, gave it their all and made it shine. I'm sure it was fun for them because of wardrobe and they got to be in another world for an episode and those are always fun for everybody.

Will fans get to see another themed episode like this in the future?

We'll have another one or two over the course of the season. We're doing a really big, exciting musical episode this year, as we try to do one every year. So we're working on that one now and that's something that sort of revisits our history as a franchise. We're very excited about that. So you can definitely look forward to that one and seeing all your favorite characters singing and dancing and all that good stuff.

Last question, both Ian Somerhalder and Michael Malarkey told ET that they would love to work on Legacies. Ian wanted to direct an episode, while Michael wouldn't mind reprising his role as Enzo. What are your thoughts?

I love both of those guys! They are part of our family and like we say to all our members of our family, the door on Legacies is always open. All they gotta do is give me a call and I will certainly, always take that call. I'll always be interested. In terms of characters, you want to make sure that you have enough, you know, like, Vampire Diaries and The Originals, they had their own endings. So just on a character level, it's always a case-by-case basis to make sure that they're respecting the integrity of our cast, but god, if there's a way to do any of those things, we're always inclined to do them. It's just the people you know and the relationships you form and that makes up for the long hours and all these things. We're very lucky people to have worked with so many wonderful, talented artists and we would love to work with them all again in the future.

Legacies airs Thursdays at 9 p.m. on The CW.

#Legacies #TheOriginals #TheVampireDiaries #TVD #HopeMikaelson #JosieSaltzman #LizzieSaltzman #MG #RafaelWaithe #AlaeicSaltzman #EmmaTig #LegaciesSesson2 #Malivore #MysticFalls #SalvatoreSchool #There’sAPlaceWhereTheLostThingsGo #JuliePlec #TheCW

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((So on top of this blog you've got like, 2 other AU askblogs too (and they're both amazing), so I was wondering, how many AUs do you have? For like. All of your fandoms? I'm very curious uwu))

((UHHHMMM LMAOOO

Honestly probably way too many to count but uh. Let’s see if I can remember them all

Be More ChillThis AU, of course!

My Life Tickets AU where Michael hands in a ticket in exchange for living for another day,

Cyber AU where Michael is Jeremy’s squip and manifests in any technology near him (mostly his cellphone),

Timeloop AU where Jeremy relives the night of the fire over and over as he attempts to help his friends escape the house without dying,

Pirate AU (I HONESTLY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS CAME ABOUT BUT APPARENTLY IT’S MINE NOW?? IDK) where Michael is the captain of an awesome crew of pirates who kidnaps Jeremy, a young noble, and the two fall in love as they sail the seas and look for treasure and all that stuff lol,

Peculiar Steampunk AU based off of Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children where all the kids live together under the squip’s protection with their own unique set of abilities, also set during a Steampunk sort of era. So Michael has powers over plants, Jeremy’s wicked awesome with electricity (and also has a prosthetic leg after an accident with some people hunting them), etc.

I put the rest under the cut to save space because there really is a lot whoops

Also if you want to know more about any of these AUs? Just send an ask and I can give you links to more thorough descriptions for each of them!))

Mother 3/EarthboundAsktwinheroesoftazmily: My first ever blog on tumblr, it’s a post-game AU where Lucas and Claus are living together in peace :’)

Reform/Hero AU: Lucas is part of the Pigmask Reform group which repairs damage done by the Pigmask Army, he’s assigned to Tazmily and meets Claus there, who has a personal vendetta against anything Pigmask and a huge secret revolving around the downfall of the army

Friends AU: Lucas befriends the commander and the two of them run away from the army together and attempt to pull the remainder of the Needles before the army can recapture Commander

2p AU: Lucas and Claus’ personalities take a complete 180! Lucas becomes an asshole and Claus is just insane lol (also they’re colored differently of course, Luke’s got red hair and Claus is blonde)

Sorcerer AU: Claus is a sorcerer living secluded in the woods, one day he finds Lucas covered in blood and having no memory of who he once was.

I actually have a LOT more AUs for Mother 3 but these are the only ones I’ve formally introduced so far haha, but yeah there’s also the Crazy Town AU, the Kingdom AU, and the Hospital AU to name a few

Big Hero 6Inari: Hiro is a superhero known as Inari, he runs into Tadashi one day after a skirmish with Yama and eventually Tadashi comes to discover his identity so they split the name and become crime fighting heroes together! Hiro’s 19 in this AU and attending SFIT, he’s not related to Tadashi and therefore his only friend is human!Baymax (who is a healthcare major, go figure), and then he befriends Dashi and the rest of the crew!

PokemonPokemon Legends: My very special very amazing and wonderful hack!! It’s about a girl named Aqua, her next door neighbor Magma and her caretaker Drake, as they all come to discover the secrets of their past and their connections to each other involving some of the legendary Pokemon.

Later on we get the counterparts of Green (Jade), Red (Crimson), Blue (Turquoise), Silver (Cobalt) and Gold (Aurum) that remain with them for the rest of the arcs!

Arc two is about the relationship between Jade and Crimson and how their rivalry nearly tore it apart. But then they make up and it’s very gay. Also we get the legendary birds involved and Mewtwo behind the scenes, pulling some strings.

Arc three is about Aurum, who’s been taken by Lugia to the depths of the sea, and Cobalt’s valiant rescue attempt along with the rest of the crew! He makes bonds with Ho-Oh in order to save Aurum and tells Aqua about his history with Team Rocket and how Aurum saved him.

Arc four is about the Distortion World (also a bizarre version of the land of the dead), and Aqua and some of the others are trapped there. While there they encounter other “them’s” from other timelines where they died, so they run into a blind Cobalt who was killed by Lugia, a burned Aurum who was overwhelmed by Ho-Oh, Jade, whose arm was cut off and killed by Crimson due to him being possessed psychically by Mewtwo, and Drake who was killed by Groudon in an attempt to make peace in one of the timelines. Yeah, it’s pretty dark compared to the other three arcs lol

SenyuuShadows Are Darker in the Light: Ahh yes my infamous Senyuu fic, it’s a high school AU that’s very dark and sad, the ending is bittersweet. Basically it’s a unrequited love sort of thing where Ros moves away without a word and Alba’s left to deal with the aftermath.

FNAF AU: YEAH I MADE AN FNAF AU it’s loosely based off of the plot but. Seven years ago Alba was murdered at a restaurant/arcade place, his body was never found and neither was the murderer. Years later Ros, who was present at the time of the murder, is still looking into what happened to the person he loved the most, and decides to start working at the restaurant in order to get access to files he wouldn’t be able to see otherwise. But his first day on the job he runs into the ghost of Alba, who has been trapped there for years and cannot move on unless he is brought to justice. It’s really sad but really heartfelt and fun at times, too :’)

Letters into Paper Airplanes: I can’t give too much away about this one, but basically Alba receives letters from Ros every week, having never met him in person before. He falls in love with Ros over the course of a year of getting the letters, but there’s a huge secret behind them that he finds out later which is absolutely devastating. It has a happy ending though, I swear!!

SonicRoomies AU: In which Shadow is a human and crashes with Chris after Sonic returns to his world and the two of them grow up and get into tons of shenanigans together :’) Shadow basically has to deal with Chris’ teenage rebellious phase, it’s pretty hilariousIn the end though they get together after the whole mess with the Metarex, and they return to Chris’ world since Shadow belonged there from the start

Mystic Messengerask-saeran-and-saeyoung: My Mystic Messenger ask blog, hey-o! It’s not too much different from the canon plot after Seven’s route ends, except that Seven isn’t dating MC. He lives with Saeran and the two of them have all sorts of fun together while Saeran adapts to being out of Mint Eye at last

VoltronSimulator AU: I sure do love this one…so basically it’s set in the future as a canon divergence to season 2, Keith was horribly injured during the final fight with Zarkon and was sent out into space in an escape pod and trapped inside a simulator that Pidge and Lance created. Inside the sim Keith is tricked into believing that he’s back on earth with an AI Lance watching over him. Of course he does end up discovering the truth eventually but he learns to forgive and falls in love with AI!Lance and they start a relationship together once Lance is granted with a physical body outside of the sim ;D

Kingdom HeartsEclipse Kingdom AU: Sora is the prince of light, Riku the prince of darkness—they’re forbidden from interacting with each other but lol Riku ends up falling in love with Sora, who does in return, and then they start having rendezvous on the border of their kingdoms. Eventually Riku discovers he’s engaged to Namine, so he and Sora decide to run away together to Destiny Islands to escape the marriage. Namine, Axel and Kairi go off in search of them and encounter Roxas, and they all team up to find the princes and bring them home. A lot of other stuff happens but that’s the gist of it!!

Swapped AU: Sora and Riku get swapped with their younger selves, so Riku’s stuck with a younger Sora going on about Kairi and Sora’s stuck with a younger Riku being all edgy and moody and shit lol;; the older counterparts make the younger ones realize they’re hella gay for each other and it’s a fun time

Hanahaki Disease AU: Riku has Hanahaki Disease and is faced with either getting it surgically removed, therefore erasing his feelings for Sora and completely destroying their current relationship, or admitting his feelings to Sora with the chance of them being not returned and the disease killing him as a result. Yeah. Yikes.

KingsmanFamily Coping AU (hell idk I just came up with that title just now lol): An AU ending to the second movie so SPOILERS AHEAD okay?! If you haven’t seen it yet please stop reading. Anyway. In this AU Roxy and Merlin live, but Princess Tilde dies. Eggsy has a hard time dealing with her death and the guilt he feels for not saving her in time, but Harry, Merlin and Roxy help a lot with that. They all move in together in a big house and get up to tons of shenanigans both at work and at home, and Harry and Eggsy especially help each other through their issues (guilt, butterfly visions, all that).

Adopted AU: HARRY ADOPTS A YOUNG EGGSY AND IT’S THE BEST GODDAMN THING EVER. Harry has to balance being a super spy and taking care of a seven-year old kid at the same time with Merlin constantly poking fun at him and Eggsy getting into mountains of trouble at Kingsman HQ whenever he brings them there. Then we get into fun things like kidnapping for ransom, Harry having panic attacks over said kidnapping and then him and Merlin charging in like fucking badasses to save his (their, Merlin totally gets attached too) son.

My Babysitter’s A VampireGrim Reaper AU: After finding out that Ethan’s fated to die, Benny makes a deal with a Grim Reaper to trade his life for Ethan’s, becoming a Grim Reaper in the process. Between his new job in the underworld and sneaking back to White Chapel to see Ethan, all sorts of crazy things happen!

AND PHEWWW I THINK THAT’S IT!! At least those are the ones that I’ve actually talked about and introduced before, I’m sure I have a lot more I’ve either forgotten about or haven’t had the chance to show yet, so yeah :’) I have way too many AUs lol but they’re all so dear to me and so much fun to talk about so!! Hmu with that good content we can chat about all of these any day, I’m down //high fives you

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